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Postie
5th July 2006, 12:24
summing up football in one picture

Lazy7
5th July 2006, 12:25
I cant find your contact lense either mate. Sorry.

placidfemme
5th July 2006, 12:28
ohhh thats so much better than a goal!

The_Dover
5th July 2006, 12:32
Wayne still refused to share his pies with Ronaldo, no matter how hard he tried to make it up to him.

WRT
5th July 2006, 12:36
Alright, alright - you can call it "soccer", for christs sake, just don't stop!

The_Dover
5th July 2006, 12:39
You may have won the quarterfinal pretty boy, but you're still my bitch!

T.W.R
5th July 2006, 12:46
"OOOH!!! I said free kick, not free dick!" . " least it's not a penalty, see no hand ball"

Sniper
5th July 2006, 12:52
Whos the bitch NOW?

The_Dover
5th July 2006, 12:54
"Dribble on this you little fag."

skelstar
5th July 2006, 12:56
What about: "F*ck were useless at football!!!".

Or: "Im an angry young man that probably cost England the World Cup"?

GR81
5th July 2006, 12:59
"this is football"
nuff said! haha

Macktheknife
5th July 2006, 12:59
Ronaldo had not mentioned exactly what he had meant by 'public ball sports' but at this particular moment he just didn't care.

Sniper
5th July 2006, 13:04
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

skelstar
5th July 2006, 13:15
While Ronaldo ball skills were undeniably good, he was better known for his dribbling in the box.

Indiana_Jones
5th July 2006, 21:38
"That's another way to do a header"

-Indy

T.W.R
6th July 2006, 00:01
Ronaldo " ooh sven said your the goldenboy of english football, I say your all gooey in the centre ooo lala"

Rooney " Aaargh gently Ronny boy I'm cccccuummminnnggg"

Big Dave
6th July 2006, 00:14
shot.





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The_Dover
6th July 2006, 08:21
He shoots..............he scores!

petesmeats
6th July 2006, 12:48
Try: taking goal celebration to the next level...


Or: He's dribbling into the box.... shoots from twelve yards out, but the keeper has saved it... Hit him smack bang in the face... Valiant effort.

Mental Trousers
6th July 2006, 14:56
Fucken hell Ronaldo, do something about those teeth

The_Dover
6th July 2006, 14:59
"Boy have I got a penalty for you to choke on you little portugese prick"

Mental Trousers
6th July 2006, 17:10
Oh fuck I bet that photographer is in just the right spot to get a shot of you kneeling in front of me that looks disgusting Ronaldo.