Drowned a Honda!!

[cowpoos]

well as your kiddies may have realised from the midday news its a bit damp in welli and the rapa today...well I went to shift my Moo's earlier...and took my honda quad out to play in the mud...after shifting a few mobs to higher ground because of flooding on the farm and starting up all our flood pumps [a big chunk of the farm is below the level of lake wairarapa]...I was heading up to feed my top mob of cows...came up to the sheep yards which are just before the bridge and the otakura was over flowing the banks and spilling all over area around the sheep yards and flowing through the paddocks...so I though...I'll just creep in and get ready to reverse out if need be and see if I can make it to the bridge and over and maybe to the other side...hmm...so I doodle forward and it comes up to the tank of the quad...though to my self...hmmm...thats getting deep....just a little further....then I must hav deviated off the side of the metal track [as I was only guessing where it was...couldn't see it]...glug glug glug....quad sinks...then we getting nicely swept towards the fence by the current...blam...splosh!!! hit the fence...I go S@#&%^#*@*$^%$^#*#*%^*&##@((@$*$&#(#)@)@*$&@(@(*&$*#(@##$&*$#&$*(#@(#^&$(*#@*$^&$*# fucker *$^#*(*@&$^#@$&$% arse **#@$*&@(^%(@&#($&(@%)@!)!@*$%& cunt &**#$%*((@$& etc...and pushed the dog off the bike...and then jump in myself...nicely waist deep...follow the fence along to a higher point and swear and bitch the whole walk home...and go find a tractor to get the stupid bike...man was I pissed when I discover my smokes were wet!!!!! mutha fucka...

so I probally deserve bling for drowning a honda in style!!! :)

[Sniper]

Cruel bugger........ but well done

[ducatilover]

very stylish mate!

[Postie]

oh mate, that sounds horrible, hows the Honda?



p.s I have attached a picture of Auckland today, i hope this cheers you up

[Biohazard]

lol sounds kinda fun tbh, sure as shit beats sitting in an office all day nice and warm and dry :nya:

[cowpoos]

oh mate, that sounds horrible, hows the Honda?

who fuckin cares!!!




p.s I have attached a picture of Auckland today, i hope this cheers you up ummm...it is fine....but it still smells up there....and I'ld rather ride a honda or yamaha than have to deal with that traffic all the time...

[flame]

Orrrrsum Poo's! Dont worry bout the "Honda" .........hope you managed to save your dog and your cell phone though!

[Two Smoker]

Well the Honda got what was coming to it....

And you riding a Honda shows how much MORE of a homo you are than Bruce and Daryl...

[The_Dover]

Yeah, Poo's nearly cried like a kid lost in the mall when I did a runner from him in town.

It was fucking hilarious, Poo's- Hick in the City. Coming to a theatre near you.

[skelstar]

That'll do poos. That'll do.

[cowpoos]

Yeah, Poo's nearly cried like a kid lost in the mall when I did a runner from him in town.

It was fucking hilarious, Poo's- Hick in the City. Coming to a theatre near you.
cried....!!!! cried!!!! I smacked ya in the head if I recall???

and yeah....when you came to cunt-ry...how long did we spend waiting for you at every stop???? hmm....a certain chick on a ducati nearly smoked a whole box of ciggies at one stop...

[cowpoos]

And you riding a Honda shows how much MORE of a homo you are than Bruce and Daryl...

whoooooooaaa!!!! hold up there smiley!!!! don't let ya mouth write cheques that ya brain can't cash!!!!

[Jonty]

Bugger....

[The_Dover]

cried....!!!! cried!!!! I smacked ya in the head if I recall???

and yeah....when you came to cunt-ry...how long did we spend waiting for you at every stop???? hmm....a certain chick on a ducati nearly smoked a whole box of ciggies at one stop...

I was enjoying the scenery. And I stopped off to give your missus one....moooooooo

[Macktheknife]

Poo's 1... honda 0, fence gets half a point for the assist.

[Riff Raff]

Well one good thing is that you finally had a bath!

[Two Smoker]

whoooooooaaa!!!! hold up there smiley!!!! don't let ya mouth write cheques that ya brain can't cash!!!!

So your saying that your even more gay than my mind can comprehend??? Farken hell....

[limbimtimwim]

I suspect the drowning was an act perpetrated by his subconscious.

[cowpoos]

So your saying that your even more gay than my mind can comprehend??? Farken hell....
no :blah: .....but judging by your repley your far far dumber than I ever gave you credit for....better to be thought of as silly than to open your mouth and remove all doubt ;) .... nice one....two cans on lynx remeber!

[Postie]

Hey Poo's. it says in the herald
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10389826
that it might flood in the Wairapa


just thought i'd give you a heads up :yes:

[cowpoos]

Hey Poo's. it says in the herald
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10389826
that it might flood in the Wairapa


just thought i'd give you a heads up :yes:
cheers bro....typical weather/news people bit fuckin late for that ain't it....bloody hell....might need to go to town and get some new wellingtons....my other ones have holes in them!

[Mental Trousers]

After all that I bet you made the dog walk.

[cowpoos]

After all that I bet you made the dog walk.
well yeah...he was dumb enough to come with me...the other two dogs gave me the "you got to be fuckin joking look" when I start the bike this morning...they re smart dogs...wouldn't be seen dead on a honda!!

[Two Smoker]

no :blah: .....but judging by your repley your far far dumber than I ever gave you credit for....better to be thought of as silly than to open your mouth and remove all doubt ;) .... nice one....two cans on lynx remeber!

Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaattttteeeee..... Im far more stupid than you can even imagine... and yes, two cans of lynx... Ill be at Pukekohe this weekend if your around...

[inlinefour]

well as your kiddies may have realised from the midday news its a bit damp in welli and the rapa today...well I went to shift my Moo's earlier...and took my honda quad out to play in the mud...after shifting a few mobs to higher ground because of flooding on the farm and starting up all our flood pumps [a big chunk of the farm is below the level of lake wairarapa]...I was heading up to feed my top mob of cows...came up to the sheep yards which are just before the bridge and the otakura was over flowing the banks and spilling all over area around the sheep yards and flowing through the paddocks...so I though...I'll just creep in and get ready to reverse out if need be and see if I can make it to the bridge and over and maybe to the other side...hmm...so I doodle forward and it comes up to the tank of the quad...though to my self...hmmm...thats getting deep....just a little further....then I must hav deviated off the side of the metal track [as I was only guessing where it was...couldn't see it]...glug glug glug....quad sinks...then we getting nicely swept towards the fence by the current...blam...splosh!!! hit the fence...I go S@#&%^#*@*$^%$^#*#*%^*&##@((@$*$&#(#)@)@*$&@(@(*&$*#(@##$&*$#&$*(#@(#^&$(*#@*$^&$*# fucker *$^#*(*@&$^#@$&$% arse **#@$*&@(^%(@&#($&(@%)@!)!@*$%& cunt &**#$%*((@$& etc...and pushed the dog off the bike...and then jump in myself...nicely waist deep...follow the fence along to a higher point and swear and bitch the whole walk home...and go find a tractor to get the stupid bike...man was I pissed when I discover my smokes were wet!!!!! mutha fucka...

so I probally deserve bling for drowning a honda in style!!! :)

How does that make the bike stupid?

[MD]

How does that make the bike stupid?
Because being a Honda it starts first time every and goes exactly where the 'Rider' points it.:first:
Next time Poos let the dog steer.
So you saying it's not a good day for a blat over your way? Bloody brilliant weather over this side of the hill at the mo - passes the Tui

[Sparky Bills]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


Thats some bloody funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smooooooooth!

[cowpoos]

Bloody brilliant weather over this side of the hill at the mo - passes the Tui

wanna bring me one over ya smart arse...lol

[kickingzebra]

Good stuff mr poos, now if you can do that to the subaru, you'll be able to buy a nice diesel ute!!

[cowpoos]

Good stuff mr poos, now if you can do that to the subaru, you'll be able to buy a nice diesel ute!!
I have a 4x4 diesel ute??? do you reckon I should get a matching pair???

[cowpoos]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


Thats some bloody funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smooooooooth!
can I borrow ya cbr smarty bitch?

[kickingzebra]

Yup, and paint them pink.
Man can never have too many uteruses.

[Sparky Bills]

can I borrow ya cbr smarty bitch?


Yeah sure.:tugger:

[cowpoos]

Yup, and paint them pink.
Man can never have too many uteruses.
you taking hormones???? coz thats one fucked up statement you just made bro!!! not so sure I'll be coming around for no coffee for a long while!

[cowpoos]

Yeah sure.:tugger:
that a yes?

[Swoop]

And the race bike is a... (let me think, it sarts with an H....)

Why can I hear banjo music?

[kickingzebra]

Yes and My nipples are getting bouncy.

I'm out in the country now, so you have to travel fun roads to get to my place.
Bigger workshop, and no lakes or rivers to sink my bike in ;)

Thinking if you play your cards right you could join team spidi hot chicks.

Of course, when racing, you might need to wear an inflatable rubber ducky, in case you submarine your bike :P

[chanceyy]

hmmm left Levin early this am to be in meetings in Lower hutt .. get to pram weather deteroiated .. by time we get to wellies .. farken hell she sure was bad, absolutely persisting down all day blardy windy, thought we were in for a rough trip home ..

get over heywards .. blue sky, and perfect trip home sighsssssssssssss


who would wanna live over that side of the hill anyway

[Sparky Bills]

that a yes?


Nop:innocent:

[cowpoos]

Nop:innocent:
dam....so I jump started the fergie and put the hay trailer on for nuffin!!!

[Postie]

dam....so I jump started the fergie and put the hay trailer on for nuffin!!!
gave you something to do though didn't it?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

was that your first bath of the year

[cowpoos]

gave you something to do though didn't it?
well yeah....but I missed my keyboard though! :(

[Insanity_rules]

What a coincidence I drowned one too, along with myself.

[Ixion]

How does that make the bike stupid?

Well, 'sobvious ain't it. Didn't float ddiddit?

[inlinefour]

Well, 'sobvious ain't it. Didn't float ddiddit?

but I would ave thoght that would make the rider a dumbarse eh... :nya:

[cowpoos]

pifffft.....says the fulla living in the naki!!!!

[Madness]

If it makes you feel any better poos, a cage drowned here in da Hutt today. Usual place, Block Road by Melling Station.

At least it hasn't constantly snowed for a fortnight I s'pose.

[smokeyging]

I hope you get that bike going ok there poos, don't realise how handy they are till the buggers stop

[skidMark]

the question is will it still run lol

a true test of **hondas always start first time everytime**

[cowpoos]

the question is will it still run lol

a true test of **hondas always start first time everytime**
I'll let ya's know in a few hours...drained the oil straight afterwards yesterday...next to no sign of water in it...I also drained the fuel and took the battrie out...will go hav a play shortly

[Sparky Bills]

I'll let ya's know in a few hours...drained the oil straight afterwards yesterday...next to no sign of water in it...I also drained the fuel and took the battrie out...will go hav a play shortly


You wont have any problems, unless the Suzuki rider stuffs something up but blames th Honda anyway.:nono:

[cowpoos]

You wont have any problems, unless the Suzuki rider stuffs something up but blames th Honda anyway.:nono:
yeah the fuckin thing started no worries....

[cowpoos]

it seems the weather in the rapa is very anti motorbikes at the moment...claiming my KLX this morning...that pxt pic doesn't show how deep that lil puddle is as I've pushed the bike most of the way out...it was almost at seat height when the motor stopped...ironically after ten mins of kicking it started again...went and shifted the Moo's at the top end of the farm...and the same dam thing happined on the way home [funny that]...I have now stopped taking my stupidity pills...as I believe I'm stupid enough!!
tomorrow I'll be taking the tractor!!

[The_Dover]

tomorrow I'll be taking the tractor!!

Didn't even know you had a harley.

Will you be wearing your leather chaps, leather cap and tassled jacket too?

[cowpoos]

Didn't even know you had a harley.

Will you be wearing your leather chaps, leather cap and tassled jacket too?
harley.....nah I borrowed dangeous's guzzi!!!!

a harley would how ever be most handie should I need to anchor a search boat looking for all my bikes!

[inlinefour]

pifffft.....says the fulla living in the naki!!!!

A quad yesterday and a bike today? I bet that tractor is getting rather nervous.... :nya:

[cowpoos]

A quad yesterday and a bike today? I bet that tractor is getting rather nervous.... :nya:
not as nervious as all those aucklanders were when they went to the naki!!! :blah:

[inlinefour]

not as nervious as all those aucklanders were when they went to the naki!!! :blah:

if you go and get a map you'll see that the ride never actually entered Taranaki. I think some of them was nervous because they was off the motorway and was actually encountering twisties... :gob:

[The_Dover]

No, it was definitely the concentration of inbreeds with a twinkle in their cross eyes.

[cowpoos]

I think some of them was nervous because they was off the motorway and was actually encountering twisties... :gob:

bwaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! so so so so so true......bling dispatched!!

[inlinefour]

No, it was definitely the concentration of inbreeds with a twinkle in their cross eyes.

At least they all pissed off back to AKL then. :nya:

[skidMark]

being a kawasaki there is no way in hell that thing will run afterwards lol

[cowpoos]

being a kawasaki there is no way in hell that thing will run afterwards lol
took ten minutes of kicking then it ran fine...and on the way back I drowned it again...and kicked over first pop...

I find your remark quite humorous...as kawasakis [apart from my power valve destroying KR1S 250 ] have been thee most reliable bikes engine wise I've ever owned...and the cheapest to run and mantain...never ever had a problem with them at all...and just quietly are my favorite brand!!

[ldnz]

Rock on the Kwaka!

[skidMark]

i love kawasakis bloodey hell i own one as my road bike....mine just has "issues"

[inlinefour]

i love kawasakis bloodey hell i own one as my road bike....mine just has "issues"

I'm not 100% sure that its the bike that has the issues eh...:nya:

[ducatilover]

i had a project gpz400r that cracked its gear box:doobey:

[skidMark]

i had a project gpz400r that cracked its gear box:doobey:

helps if you put oil in

[ducatilover]

helps if you put oil in
it does. so when i got it i did an oil change using magnatec [10w40 i think] and a filter change etc. but what didnt help was that it was previously riden by a fucktard and also was an ex f3 bike...so the clock said 18000kms.... yeah right! must have been some pretty mentakl rideing...

[sugilite]

took ten minutes of kicking then it ran fine...and on the way back I drowned it again...and kicked over first pop...

I find your remark quite humorous...as kawasakis [apart from my power valve destroying KR1S 250 ] have been thee most reliable bikes engine wise I've ever owned...and the cheapest to run and mantain...never ever had a problem with them at all...and just quietly are my favorite brand!!

That man deserves a GREEN bling. :first:

You know rep blings are green for a good reason eh, any other color and they just would'nt be valued :blip:

[limbimtimwim]

You know rep blings are green for a good reason eh, any other color and they just would'nt be valued :blip:I thought they were green because green means 'go'. 'Go' is good. I like going. Also, 'Good' starts with 'go'. So 'go' is 'good. 'Green' starts with 'g' just like 'go' and 'good'.

Geddit?

[The_Dover]

It's called alliteration.

[limbimtimwim]

It's called alliteration.Yeah sorry. I just got of my bike and it turns me into a raving spaz.

And me and it stayed dry. Hurray for perfect weather.

[The_Dover]

Bastard.

I feel like shit today and have no gas money so I just took a pic of my bike on the way back from the orifice.

You got your 750 yet?

[limbimtimwim]

You got your 750 yet?Yesterday.

It turns me into a raving loon.

How about that induction noise?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby.

[The_Dover]

yup, it is certainly a horny sounding machine.

Still prefer my thou, so the little lady watching can ride the girls bike!!

[Mental Trousers]

You know what they say about thou riders don't you Dover?? Compensating for a small pecker :nya:

[cowpoos]

You know what they say about thou riders don't you Dover?? Compensating for a small pecker :nya:
I'ld have to agree with that my learned friend!!

[The_Dover]

And why would I care?

It's for my pleasure and it's all in working order.

[2much]

Jez Poos, I hope you were wearing your safety gear!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28631&d=1142822900

[Kornholio]

You know what they say about thou riders don't you Dover?? Compensating for a small pecker :nya:

Bahaha the secret is out...

I think a Jet-ski could be justifiable as Farm equipment dont ya reckon Poos...tow it around on the 4 wheeler until you get to the wet stuff...fuck the dog, just get him some water-wings :blip: