Drowned a Honda!!

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 12:28

well as your kiddies may have realised from the midday news its a bit damp in welli and the rapa today...well I went to shift my Moo's earlier...and took my honda quad out to play in the mud...after shifting a few mobs to higher ground because of flooding on the farm and starting up all our flood pumps [a big chunk of the farm is below the level of lake wairarapa]...I was heading up to feed my top mob of cows...came up to the sheep yards which are just before the bridge and the otakura was over flowing the banks and spilling all over area around the sheep yards and flowing through the paddocks...so I though...I'll just creep in and get ready to reverse out if need be and see if I can make it to the bridge and over and maybe to the other side...hmm...so I doodle forward and it comes up to the tank of the quad...though to my self...hmmm...thats getting deep....just a little further....then I must hav deviated off the side of the metal track [as I was only guessing where it was...couldn't see it]...glug glug glug....quad sinks...then we getting nicely swept towards the fence by the current...blam...splosh!!! hit the fence...I go S@#&%^#*@*$^%$^#*#*%^*&##@((@$*$&#(#)@)@*$&@(@(*&$*#(@##$&*$#&$*(#@(#^&$(*#@*$^&$*# fucker *$^#*(*@&$^#@$&$% arse **#@$*&@(^%(@&#($&(@%)@!)!@*$%& cunt &**#$%*((@$& etc...and pushed the dog off the bike...and then jump in myself...nicely waist deep...follow the fence along to a higher point and swear and bitch the whole walk home...and go find a tractor to get the stupid bike...man was I pissed when I discover my smokes were wet!!!!! mutha fucka...

so I probally deserve bling for drowning a honda in style!!!

**Sniper** · 5th July 2006, 12:33

Cruel bugger........ but well done

**ducatilover** · 5th July 2006, 12:41

very stylish mate!

**Postie** · 5th July 2006, 12:42

oh mate, that sounds horrible, hows the Honda?

p.s I have attached a picture of Auckland today, i hope this cheers you up

**Biohazard** · 5th July 2006, 12:42

lol sounds kinda fun tbh, sure as shit beats sitting in an office all day nice and warm and dry

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 12:47

Originally Posted by Postie

oh mate, that sounds horrible, hows the Honda?

who fuckin cares!!!

Originally Posted by postie

p.s I have attached a picture of Auckland today, i hope this cheers you up

ummm...it is fine....but it still smells up there....and I'ld rather ride a honda or yamaha than have to deal with that traffic all the time...

**flame** · 5th July 2006, 12:49

Orrrrsum Poo's! Dont worry bout the "Honda" .........hope you managed to save your dog and your cell phone though!

**Two Smoker** · 5th July 2006, 12:50

Well the Honda got what was coming to it....

And you riding a Honda shows how much MORE of a homo you are than Bruce and Daryl...

**The_Dover** · 5th July 2006, 12:50

Yeah, Poo's nearly cried like a kid lost in the mall when I did a runner from him in town.

It was fucking hilarious, Poo's- Hick in the City. Coming to a theatre near you.

**skelstar** · 5th July 2006, 12:53

That'll do poos. That'll do.

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 12:54

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Yeah, Poo's nearly cried like a kid lost in the mall when I did a runner from him in town.

It was fucking hilarious, Poo's- Hick in the City. Coming to a theatre near you.

cried....!!!! cried!!!! I smacked ya in the head if I recall???

and yeah....when you came to cunt-ry...how long did we spend waiting for you at every stop???? hmm....a certain chick on a ducati nearly smoked a whole box of ciggies at one stop...

**cowpoos** · 5th July 2006, 12:57

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

And you riding a Honda shows how much MORE of a homo you are than Bruce and Daryl...

whoooooooaaa!!!! hold up there smiley!!!! don't let ya mouth write cheques that ya brain can't cash!!!!

**Jonty** · 5th July 2006, 12:58

Bugger....

**The_Dover** · 5th July 2006, 12:59

Originally Posted by cowpoos

cried....!!!! cried!!!! I smacked ya in the head if I recall???

and yeah....when you came to cunt-ry...how long did we spend waiting for you at every stop???? hmm....a certain chick on a ducati nearly smoked a whole box of ciggies at one stop...

I was enjoying the scenery. And I stopped off to give your missus one....moooooooo