Flatmate Wanted.

[The_Dover]

Ok folks, We're moving house soon (23rd July) and looking for a flatmate to help with the rent. We want someone who is fairly quiet, tidy and sociable and doesn't mind kids or animals (we're gonna get a sheep for when poo's comes to visit, or maybe just a guinea pig or something.) We don't want a recluse or a noisy bastard (except for his/her bike, that's ok)

It's gonna be me, Vicky and her four year old daughter.

I'm not so abusive in person, really, I'm not.

Vicky is. But her daughter is well behaved and actually a bloody good laugh.

The house is in rural South Auckland and is on a fuckin big section with a fantastic garden and wicked outdoor entertaining areas on the big decks. It has a decent sized living room with open fire, so if you like the homely atmosphere it will suit you. There is no garage but there are a couple of sheds and I may look into getting another shed just for bikes. There is plenty of parking.

It is 5 minutes from Papakura railway station (i'll be taking the choo choo to work cos I'm in the city) but if you work in South Auckland it is handy for the motorway.

It is right on the edge of some fantastic roads, one of the attractions for me, and away from the hustle of the city.

We're going to be looking for $110 a week for a double room, if you're looking for cheapo you can have the small room for $80, so if you are interested PM me for more detail and I'll tell you what you want to know.

[cowpoos]

dover forgot to mention this is an out of town brothel...so you will be expected to work for your dinner...and your passport is required to be held as bond!

[SwanTiger]

Dover the family man, I never thought I'd see the day.

Unfortunately I have a kid and girlfriend, otherwise that'd be a mighty fine offer considering I just started working out in South Auckland.

This actually sounds like a piss take.

[2much]

Hey MarkAuckland, here's the perfect chance for you to move out of your mum's place... I'm sure Dover & Vix would love to have ya!

[NotaGoth]

I like kids. Have a whole farm full of animals I need to shift down.

I like my music really really loud. So I hope you don't have neighbours that live really close.

I have a car with the boom booms, blinga ling, and a real noisey exhaust. I hope you like cars as much as bikes.

One question though... Will you cook me dinner every night cause I really can't cook. Oh and I'll need someone to do my laundry and stuff.


Look forward to moving in.

:shutup:

[mikey]

do i get to ride your bikes/gf's?

[The_Dover]

Yeah, but that's extra on top of the rent

[Fishy]

Hey man if you are catchin the cho cho to work, Fridays you should make your way to Mission Bay to the pub and I'll give you a lift back home.

[Finn]

Hey man if you are catchin the cho cho to work, Fridays you should make your way to Mission Bay to the pub and I'll give you a lift back home.

I don't think Dover drinks.

[cowpoos]

I don't think Dover drinks.
does he spit???

[The_Dover]

does he spit???

Only on Kawasakis and Hondas.

[cowpoos]

Only on Kawasakis and Hondas.
what do you like yamahaha's ???

[HDTboy]

Motoracer was looking for a place to live before his thread got moved to PD

[Cibby]

dover can clean, and cook, and he makes a delightful cup of tea... :)

whens the flat warming party?

[Karma]

dover can clean, and cook, and he makes a delightful cup of tea... :)

So homos only should apply?

[The_Dover]

So homos only should apply?

Hell, I wont discriminate if you ride a kawasaki or a honda.

Of course all yamaheehee riders are girls.....

[placidfemme]

Hell, I wont discriminate if you ride a kawasaki or a honda.

Of course all yamaheehee riders are girls.....

so Sam and I are perfect for the place! pity we're not looking at the mo...

*wants to move out albany ways*

[The_Dover]

Ok folks, I've moved in and am looking for a flatmate to help with the rent. I want someone who is fairly quiet, tidy and sociable. I don't want a recluse or a noisy bastard (except for his/her bike, that's ok)

It's gonna be me and whoever else I can get.

I'm not so abusive in person, really, I'm not.

The house is in rural South Auckland and is on a fuckin big section with a fantastic garden and wicked outdoor entertaining areas on the big decks. It has a decent sized living room with open fire, so if you like the homely atmosphere it will suit you. There is no garage but there are a couple of sheds and I may look into getting another shed just for bikes. There is plenty of parking.

It is 5 minutes from Papakura railway station (i'll be taking the choo choo to work cos I'm in the city) but if you work in South Auckland it is handy for the motorway.

It is right on the edge of some fantastic roads, one of the attractions for me, and away from the hustle of the city.

I'm looking for $120 a week for a double room, if you're looking for cheapo you can have the small room for $80, so if you are interested PM me for more details and I'll tell you what you want to know.

[Lias]

We're going to be looking for $110 a week for a double room, if you're looking for cheapo you can have the small room for $80, so if you are interested PM me for more detail and I'll tell you what you want to know.


I'm looking for $120 a week for a double room, if you're looking for cheapo you can have the small room for $80, so if you are interested PM me for more details and I'll tell you what you want to know.

Cor talk about inflation.. noones moved in yet and the rents gone up!

[The_Dover]

Yeah, and you'll notice the occupancy has gone down too.

[Qkkid]

Hey MarkAuckland, here's the perfect chance for you to move out of your mum's place... I'm sure Dover & Vix would love to have ya!
They could have a threesome:killingme :killingme :killingme

[Finn]

Are pets okay?

[The_Dover]

Right now I don't give a fuck who it is or what they bring with them.

[Qkkid]

:gob: quick....... hes getting desperate now:blip:

[The_Dover]

Fuck off Steve.

I've been dropped in the shit so if you're not gonna help then get bent.

[Qkkid]

Fuck off Steve.

I've been dropped in the shit so if you're not gonna help then get bent.
sorry ben :innocent:

[The_Dover]

It's not something I'm gonna discuss on here but you should have a fair fucking idea.

And if you know anyone who wants to buy a gixxer or 2 let me know.

[Kornholio]

Pm me a price for the 7fiddy dude :)

[The_Dover]

C'mon you cunts.

Surely someone wants to move out of mummy and daddy's place?

I promise I wont piss on your bike if you ride a honda or kumandsukme and I'll even exempt you from toilet cleaning duty.

If you are a female I wont try and have sex with you, if you are male I make no promises if I'm drunk.

I wont steal your beer and I might even share mine.

[SwanTiger]

If someone can give me a job earning $1,000 a week I'll move down there, but only for opportunity of drunken sex.

[The_Dover]

I thought you were working in South Auckland swampy?

[SwanTiger]

I thought you were working in South Auckland swampy?

Nah working back up these here ways now

[Karma]

If someone can give me a job earning $1,000 a week I'll move down there, but only for opportunity of drunken sex.

I'd say try K'Rd, but you'd have to hide the hyosung round the corner if you wanted to attract anyone...