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rogson
5th July 2006, 18:39
My research (based on studying hundreds of millions of years of climate history) suggests the earth will experience a period of global cooling.
I am continuing to work on when this will happen, but I am reasonably sure it will not be next year, a bit less sure about the year after, less again the year after that and so on.

But, do not despair I believe this calamity can be deferred. If we encourage everyone to consume energy that is derived from fossil fuels then there is a possibilty that we can create a "greenhouse effect" that will insulate the earth's surface from this catastrophe.

Furthermore, to encourage such behaviour we should implement a system of credits whereby everyone who uses energy derived from fossil fuels will be issued credits that can be used to offset their taxes.

ZorsT
5th July 2006, 18:57
sounds good! my planet prejudicious 2-smokers might actually make me money.

Big Dave
5th July 2006, 19:32
New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?

Crisis management
5th July 2006, 19:59
New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?
I want a vote on this! This opinion may be slightly biased!!:nya:

rogson
6th July 2006, 08:27
New Zealand has been a much cooler place since I've been here. Can I be rich now please?

I'm considering contacting Immigration to get you kicked-out. We want heat not cool!

James Deuce
6th July 2006, 08:43
I'm considering contacting Immigration to get you kicked-out. We want heat not cool!

Might want to import some new women then.

Besides, NZ would be lost without our Big Aussie Yin.