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bugjuice
12th July 2006, 21:46
wtf is it..??

I was told by someone in passing, "oh, I had this really weird dream last night...", so of course, the follow-up line is; "yeah? what was it...??"

"ahhh... mmmmm... nah, wasn't anything.."

"you sure?"

"mm... yeah, *giggle* don't worry 'bout it.."

"k, what was it?"

(goes on a bit more)

"well, not saying what happened, but.... it seemed like it was horny, but it groused me out, and it is illegal..."


so what the feck is it?

post up suggestions and I'll see if anyone is right. So far, it doesn't seem to involve any man or woman, or for Cowpoo's benefit, any animals either... :scratch:
jrandom
12th July 2006, 21:48
Don't you have testicles to scratch, or a nose to pick, or summat?

I lay precisely 57.3% of this site's slide into inanity on your shoulders, bug boy. This nonsense cannae be borne.
bugjuice
12th July 2006, 21:50
done both.. still goin..

how can I be responsible for 57.3%? I take that as an honour ;)
Anyway, I've drastically fallen behind in the last month!!
Hitcher
12th July 2006, 21:51
Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
Whynot
12th July 2006, 21:56
Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.

well if this in in fact a "grouse" .....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grouse
bugjuice
12th July 2006, 21:58
Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
damnit. stupid spell checker.

Anyway, I was neither. 'Thee' in question was grossed out..

spell check that, ya. ff, .fnewfkjbhfjzklghsjkgfdsgfds computer...
cowpoos
12th July 2006, 21:58
Before I hazard a guess, I need to determine whether you were "groused" out, or "grossed" out. And, if the former, WTF that means.
you truely are in a tit-ish mood tonight fella?? tut tut!
Maha
12th July 2006, 22:03
Does it have anything to do with a pair of gumboots and a pickle?......:psst:
Hitcher
12th July 2006, 22:04
you truely are in a tit-ish mood tonight fella?? tut tut!

"The shining wit of Kiwi Biker," I think Dr Spooner once referred to me as...
cowpoos
12th July 2006, 22:07
Does it have anything to do with a pair of gumboots and a pickle?......:psst:
hope thats not illegal!!!!!
jrandom
12th July 2006, 22:25
"The shining wit of Kiwi Biker,"... Spooner...

Swearls before pine.
avgas
12th July 2006, 23:00
i know.......but i havent been able to stay naked long enough at that speed yet
Oakie
13th July 2006, 08:05
"The shining wit of Kiwi Biker," I think Dr Spooner once referred to me as...

Cattleships and bruisers
Fatjim
13th July 2006, 08:54
chicken poos
Squeak the Rat
13th July 2006, 08:57
i bet there was peanut butter involved.......
Mental Trousers
13th July 2006, 10:15
I bet it involved stuffed toys, Deep Heat mixed with KY Gel & tentacle monsters. I'm right aren't I?!?!
Mr. Peanut
13th July 2006, 10:51
i bet there was peanut butter involved.......

Horny and illegal, sounds about right. :innocent:
Biff
13th July 2006, 17:19
Arse biscuits?
Mmmmmmm
Barf.
NotaGoth
13th July 2006, 18:12
I bet it involved stuffed toys, Deep Heat mixed with KY Gel & tentacle monsters. I'm right aren't I?!?!


I bet that would burn.
Skyryder
13th July 2006, 18:57
I'm picking you dreamt you were fucking your Bong pipe. Sucked yourself off and got stoned on the dregs. Woke up looked down and thought of the USELESS "DRIBBLE" THREAD.

Skyryder
Indiana_Jones
13th July 2006, 22:29
<img src="http://topkool.free.fr/images_seriestv/maries2enfants10.jpg" align="centre" vspace="10" hspace="10">

I'VE GOT THE HORN!

-Indy