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[Macktheknife]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini-skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view up her dress. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the Wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that as I was soon to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said," I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she flashed me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."





The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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I know this may have been posted before but I couldn't find it in search so enjoy.

[andrea]

ive read this before, someone emailed it to me at work hmm

[Flyingpony]

lol, :killingme Intersting joke.

I know this may have been posted before but I couldn't find it in search so enjoy.
FYI: In answer to your question, another post is here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5717).

[Colapop]

Yep there really are people who have nothing better to do with their time than to shoot down reposters (nearly everybody)


I've done it (just so you don't have to look) but the moment passed.

I laughed Mac

[MSTRS]

I laughed (again) too....
Haven't seen this one before....
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant, when a stunning young blonde woman comes over, gives the man a big, wet, lingering kiss and says that she will 'see him later'.
The wife glares at him and demands to know what that was all about. He tells her "Oh, that was my mistress"
The wife responds "Well, if that isn't the last straw. I want a divorce"
"I can understand how you feel, dear" says the husband, "just remember tho, if that happens, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more winter trips to Barbados, no more summer holidays in the Greek Isles, no more new Jags and Lexus's every year and no more Yacht Club. It is your decision, of course"
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a lovely young babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with James?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress" says the husband.
"Oh," she says, "ours is much prettier"

[nodrog]

hahaha, brilliant!