ATNR Akl Thurs NIGHT RIDE & Drinks 27th July @ 6.30pm

[Qkchk]

What: A ride up north in da dark finishing with a stiff one
When: Thursday night after work - 3rd August
Where: Shell WESTGATE (end of the North Western Motorway)
Why: To get your fix for the mid-week blues and charge ya bike battery and get your tyres warm
Time: Meeting there from 6.30pm departing @ 7pm
Pace: Open to all as long as you dont ride snail pace :scooter:
How: On ya bike, stupid!

The route will be discussed on the night. For those concerned about distance/time the ride will last for approx 1hr - 1half and is around 70kms long. We start at Westgate and finish up at Albany.


- Tinted/iridium visors are not recommended, please change your visors over to clear ones for the ride. It is hard enough to ride in pitch black darkness without having to look through a darkened visor. Any chance to lessen the risks we take in our riding the better! (If you don't have a clear visor, may I suggest buying/borrowing a pair of clear safety glasses and keep ya tint visor up....) A anti-fog insert is a great investment.....

- Darkness = Slower speeds (self explained...)


This ride is WEATHER PERMITTING - I will post up in the thread if it is postponed due to weather. I will decide on the day and post after 5pm.

Disclaimer: You participate on this ride at your own risk. I will not be held accountable for anyones actions, to/from and during the ride.. Anyone who is caught endangering others by their actions will be asked to leave the ride and may be refused entry to forthcoming rides! (As we have had seen in the past)

I will not be responsible for people ending up at Wellsford due to not listening to instructions nor the pointer system failing.......... :nono:

Dont forget ya thermals! :cold:

[Buddy L]

lets hope hat their is free beer again:drinknsin :drinkup:
the roads from last week are awsome, lets hope for not as much fog and heaps more people, the sun is staying up longer, pretty soon we will be riding with it our backs:yes: :yes:

[Qkchk]

lets hope hat their is free beer again:drinknsin :drinkup:
the roads from last week are awsome, lets hope for not as much fog and heaps more people, the sun is staying up longer, pretty soon we will be riding with it our backs:yes: :yes:
Ive been thinking the same - daylight that is....

Cant wait til daylight savings finishes (October) but an interesting fact:

*****this time of the year, we gain 1 minute of daylight every day****** in a months time or so, we should be meeting up in daylight again! :wari:YEAH BABY

[Buddy L]

just means i'll have to start keeping the bike clean, because you'll be able to see it:innocent:

[Maha]

*****this time of the year, we gain 1 minute of daylight every day****** in a months time or so, we should be meeting up in daylight again! :wari:YEAH BABY

So............. is that Qkchk phd?......:confused: :blip:

[Qkkid]

So............. is that Qkchk phd?......:confused: :blip:
huh ya lost me :wait:

[Maha]

huh ya lost me :wait:

ok..put it another way............Qkchk smarty pants.......:)
able to work out sunlight/minutes per day.........:blip:

[Qkkid]

:slap: :drinknsin :corn: :slap:
how silly of me sorry:doobey:

[skidMark]

damn now everybody will see the sad paintwork condition my bike is in...bugger LOL

ahh well

ill try make it again this week....

gas money pending as always...

may need a new fork seal (well i'd get both shocks done) so thats a drain on the already low wallet...

so yer wil;l very likely see you lot there last time i arrived at 620 and sat round till 655 before more than one of you showed up

[rookie]

lets hope hat their is free beer again:drinknsin :drinkup:
the roads from last week are awsome, lets hope for not as much fog and heaps more people, the sun is staying up longer, pretty soon we will be riding with it our backs:yes: :yes:


nice pic...suits you

[GR81]

i shall make an effort. weather is meant to be fine :)

[Pumba]

Weather is looking good at the moment so Ill be there as long as my week doesnt turn to shit

[Boosted]

I'll be there for my first time :D yay

[GR81]

I'll be there for my first time :D yay
dont worry, we always use lube the first time :nya:

[klingon]

Any nana riders out there who want to take a passenger? ;) I'm a nana passenger who would love to go on this ride! I'd love to meet some of you guys and gals but I'm a long way from getting my own bike (or license). :scooter:

More info here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32831

What I'm really looking for is a rider who is experienced at taking pillions... I don't want to be your guinea pig :nya:

In exchange for a ride I'll even buy you some nachos (especially if they're free) :yes:

All this depends on me getting some decent riding pants between now and Thursday night of course... it's too cold to go pantless!

[Boosted]

mmmm pantless haha

[Maha]

it's too cold to go pantless!

oh god.......... gareth will certainly have you on the back now......:killingme

[Boosted]

lol screw that i'll take her :) haha

[GR81]

What I'm really looking for is a rider who is experienced at taking pillions... I don't want to be your guinea pig :nya:
i passed my full licence this afternoon, does that count as guinnea pig? ;)

[skidMark]

klingon i could possibly take you i have experiance pillioning and have done obout 40,000 km's of riding in the last 18 months even though i'm on my learners i have pillion carring experiance if you are keen...ill be taking it easy this week anyways.

get back to me

[WickedOne]

klingon i could possibly take you i have experiance pillioning and have done obout 40,000 km's of riding in the last 18 months even though i'm on my learners i have pillion carring experiance if you are keen...ill be taking it easy this week anyways.

get back to me

And if you don't value your life much.....:nya:

[skidMark]

oi lol

ive never crashed without it being a cagers fault so nya nya ive never ever once lost it on a corner and i ride extremely carefully when i'm in control of somebody elses life as well as my own and klingon don't worry......ive got a gf so you don't have to worry about me hitting on you LOL

[WickedOne]

i passed my full licence this afternoon, does that count as guinnea pig? ;)

Well done, many happy years of riding!!!

[GR81]

Well done, many happy years of riding!!!
thanks, it's only taken 8 or 9 years from learners to full :(

[skidMark]

now thats just wrong you must be a poser :P

[skidMark]

...delayed continuation.....unlike all these other horny little buggers

[SwanTiger]

Having a Bus run you over doesn't constitute an accident, that is karma.

[skidMark]

Having a Bus run you over doesn't constitute an accident, that is karma.

hey swanny look the boards are going down quick try make it across infront of that fastly approaching train...

please stall

[Hellraiser]

thanks, it's only taken 8 or 9 years from learners to full :(

LOL i spent 17 years on a learners ........... beat that

[SwanTiger]

hey swanny look the boards are going down quick try make it across infront of that fastly approaching train...

please stall

Punctuation - 0/10
Grammer - 2/10
Finesse - 0/10

Good effort Marky :wait:

[GR81]

LOL i spent 17 years on a learners ........... beat that
wow, that deserves a high5 ! :nya:

[skidMark]

Fuck you're a homo, that better bitch?.

[SwanTiger]

Fuck you're a homo, that better bitch?.

A homo? your girlfriend didn't have a penis last time I looked :nya:

(Getting better, over-all 3/10)

[The_Dover]

Punctuation - 0/10
Grammer - 2/10
Finesse - 0/10

Good effort Marky :wait:

Spelling - 0/10

Being a smart arse only works if you are smart, not just an arse.

GRAMMAR.

[skidMark]

Spelling - 0/10

Being a smart arse only works if you are smart, not just an arse.

GRAMMAR.

LOL eat my shorts swanny...

or just buy me that drink you owe me....

**is still trying to figure out why the hell dover defends me** either that or he just dislikes swandry handbag boy

[The_Dover]

LOL eat my shorts swanny...

or just buy me that drink you owe me....

**is still trying to figure out why the hell dover defends me** either that or he just dislikes swandry handbag boy

I wasn't defending you, you little creep. Everything else swampy said was correct. You're still a fuck-knuckle with gay hair.

[skidMark]

LOL i spent 17 years on a learners ........... beat that

You're 636 deserves a better rider.

[SwanTiger]

Spelling - 0/10

Being a smart arse only works if you are smart, not just an arse.

GRAMMAR.

Unless you are French and add an 'e'.

[skidMark]

I wasn't defending you, you little creep. Everything else swampy said was correct. You're still a fuck-knuckle with gay hair.

meh.........

[SwanTiger]

LOL eat my shorts swanny...

or just buy me that drink you owe me....

**is still trying to figure out why the hell dover defends me** either that or he just dislikes swandry handbag boy

I don't owe you a drink, I said that I'd buy you a drink, even though you failed to meet your end of the agreement which constituted the offering of a drink.

I'll probably see you on Thursday little boy, bring your girl friend.

[GR81]

stop being an e-thug mark! :D

[skidMark]

don't forget your red handbag swanny

[The_Dover]

and you think everybody on this forum thinks your cool and a hard ass guess what they just chuckle cus they think your such a munter

Fuck I can't wait to knock your teeth out you little bitch.

Other people opinions matter about as much to me as whether you are breathing or not you little fuckhead, I'm hoping kittie is wrong and you are a smart cunt in person too.

If not, wear your little gay trainers so you at least stand a chance, pin cushion.

[skidMark]

Fuck I can't wait to knock your teeth out you little bitch.

Other people opinions matter about as much to me as whether you are breathing or not you little fuckhead, I'm hoping kittie is wrong and you are a smart cunt in person too.

If not, wear your little gay trainers so you at least stand a chance, pin cushion.

who me i never said that stop making up fake quotes geeezzzz

[SwanTiger]

who me i never said that stop making up fake quotes geeezzzz

Haha, snap Marky.

[skidMark]

yes as you can clearly see the bus cut the corner..... and where the puddle is under the back of the bus is where my bike was when that pic was taken i had already moved the bike...

[Buddy L]

[QUOTE=klingon]Any nana riders out there who want to take a passenger? ;) QUOTE]
I would if i could but the beast of a bike dosen't have a rear seat for anyone else:eek5:
as in
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=6453
just turn up at the pub around 8.30pm and meet the group, its a realy good group.:yes: :)

[Buddy L]

I'll be there for my first time :D yay
Your were fast on your dirt bike, now lets see what you can do on the road one:scooter:
It will be good to catch up again, sort out about ardmore MX track as well for the weekend. Ill take my camera

[Patch]

klingon i could possibly take you i have experiance pillioning and have done obout 40,000 km's of riding in the last 18 months even though i'm on my learners i have pillion carring experiance if you are keen...ill be taking it easy this week anyways.

get back to me


Ps. 19 going on 12 with an incredible knack for annoying the be-je-bees outa folks. Probably rides like my sister too. :motu: Little fucker :motu:

[Qkchk]

klingon i could possibly take you i have experiance pillioning and have done obout 40,000 km's of riding in the last 18 months even though i'm on my learners i have pillion carring experiance if you are keen...ill be taking it easy this week anyways.

get back to me
Yeah right!

Since when have I seen you ride sensibly enough not to endanger your own life, let alone some poor pillion? Come on Mark, get with the program!:nono: We all know what 'the law' says we can/cannot do on a learners. Quite frankly, if you turned up on the ride with a pillion, you would be asked to f@#k off home and to think about it. Enough said.:oi-grr:

[Phenoix]

As great as the ZXR's are, a pillion changes it all together, if you got hot into a corner, breaking is alot longer.
We all know you would try and show off.
And Klingon would look funny on a 250 as a pillion, she wouldnt need to worry about looking at the back of your head, she'd see straight over it and then some :P

[skidMark]

oh ok you ddn't seem to care when my gf came along?

and as i said i ride extremely carefully when ive got a pillion i'm not gunna risk somebody elses life it's not mine to risk

well at least i offered

[skidMark]

As great as the ZXR's are, a pillion changes it all together, if you got hot into a corner, breaking is alot longer.
We all know you would try and show off.
And Klingon would look funny on a 250 as a pillion, she wouldnt need to worry about looking at the back of your head, she'd see straight over it and then some :P

like i say at least i offered and i wouldn't be going for it obviously what kind of moron would show off with a pillion on the back?

[Qkchk]

Ok, now that we have sorted the CRAP from the FACTS, we can get back to the topic - Thursdays ride.

Weather at this stage looks bloody awesome. There's a huge high off the Tasman at the mo, promising blue:sunny:skies tomorrow and Thursday.:blip: I'm gonna go and find my Rain-X http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/000636.php (can be bought from Repco) and give my visor an anti-fog finish. It's gonna be a cold night!:cold:

[Phenoix]

With your GF tho, you just turned up at the pub.
When your round other bikers, you try and prove your self, try and keep up. And push yourself. From sore lessons learnt, you sometimes exceed your skill.
You wouldn't like to be the last one to the stops so would push it.
Shes realitivy new at riding so might also unbalance you.
Thus the reason for an experianced rider. So they can drop their whole weight over to conteract any mistakes a pillion might do.
250's arnt very forgiving for weight unbalance's.
My 5'10" mate was proff of that, pure mircle the bike stayed up.

[Phenoix]

Yay for anti fog stuff.
But some nights, even with the visor up its hard to see the front tyre.
Heres hoping its warm like a tropical summer day :D

[Qkchk]

oh ok you ddn't seem to care when my gf came along?

and as i said i ride extremely carefully when ive got a pillion i'm not gunna risk somebody elses life it's not mine to risk

well at least i offered
I have never seen your girlfriend at all, in fact I have never been introduced.

I dont care how careful you ride with a pillion Mark, its the fact that IF you did happen to have a mishap and something bad happened to the pillion, do you fancy spending 10years in jail for Manslaughter? The fact that you knowingly knew you shouldn't have a pillion to start with? Its a bit like a drunk driver killing someone on the road - he shouldn't of been driving to start with. Think about it, Im not having a go at you, just hoping you can see "beyond today."

And yes, I did offer klingon my backseat, but unless you fancy riding on a 180+HP bike on a seat no bigger than a phonebook...........

[Phenoix]

O O O O O O
Can I, Can I
Does it really have 180Hp
I wanna ride, please :not:
I'll fit that seat

[Qkchk]

Yay for anti fog stuff.
But some nights, even with the visor up its hard to see the front tyre.
Heres hoping its warm like a tropical summer day :D
Yep, gunna try both sides......... inside and out. Ive got the Rain-x and the Fog-X (well I did have last time I looked, unless Qkkid's biffed them........)

[Qkchk]

O O O O O O
Can I, Can I
Does it really have 180Hp
I wanna ride, please :not:
I'll fit that seat
Only if you promise not to leave fingernail marks on the seat :nya:

[Phenoix]

That may be pushing it.
I dont want to be looking at the sky when you take off.
I just want to say I been FAST.

[skidMark]

With your GF tho, you just turned up at the pub.
When your round other bikers, you try and prove your self, try and keep up. And push yourself. From sore lessons learnt, you sometimes exceed your skill.
You wouldn't like to be the last one to the stops so would push it.
Shes realitivy new at riding so might also unbalance you.
Thus the reason for an experianced rider. So they can drop their whole weight over to conteract any mistakes a pillion might do.
250's arnt very forgiving for weight unbalance's.
My 5'10" mate was proff of that, pure mircle the bike stayed up.

last week i reacall you went pasdt me trying to prove something going into a corner went into the corner too hot and ran it wide but hell what would i know whatever i know my riding ability

watch me this week and youll see some real riding i'm a bit more used to the bike now...

[The_Dover]

mark, are you really fucking retarded?

[Kornholio]

Do you need to ask?

[Qkchk]

watch me this week and youll see some real riding i'm a bit more used to the bike now...

Are you coming along tomorrow night Speedie? We may need some assistance..............

BTW Has anyone got a bodybag we could borrow for the night?:thud:








As the disclaimer says, I will not be held responsible for peoples actions...............

[Ixion]

More to the point, y'all should be steaming down to Hamihole to bollock the bastiges From the Ministry of Transport that want to cut the speed limit to 80kph and ban sprotsbikes.

[Qkchk]

More to the point, y'all should be steaming down to Hamihole to bollock the bastiges From the Ministry of Transport that want to cut the speed limit to 80kph and ban sprotsbikes.
Already put my apologies in sir! I wont prob finish work till after 5pm. Just not suitable for me to ride down then back again and having to start work @ wee hours of the morning. Did anyone put up a posting for the Auckland in on the 21st? I would of been able to attended that if I knew it was on. (provided it was after-hours......)

[Ixion]

The bastidges didn't release the date until the day before!And then kept it a close secret.

We all only found out about the whole scheme yesterday.

And the Auckland one (like most of them) was during the day! 10 - 2. To make sure that no-one who works could attend.

[SwanTiger]

I'll probably meet you lot at the Pub or at Dairy Flat, seen as so Mark "Clown" Auckland is going to give everyone the learn, I just couldn't bare the shame !!

[Qkchk]

The bastidges didn't release the date until the day before!And then kept it a close secret.

We all only found out about the whole scheme yesterday.

And the Auckland one (like most of them) was during the day! 10 - 2. To make sure that no-one who works could attend.
Good luck with the crusade tomorrow, at least the weather will be on your side!

[Qkchk]

I'll probably meet you lot at the Pub or at Dairy Flat, seen as so Mark "Clown" Auckland is going to give everyone the learn, I just couldn't bare the shame !!
Thats if he makes it to Dairy Flat................ any doubts and you wont be welcome on the ride, Mark. Im not having people miss out/avoid a ride because of 1 person. We have already been through this crap before with another member and he got the boot - permantly.

[Qkkid]

Thats if he makes it to Dairy Flat................ any doubts and you wont be welcome on the ride, Mark. Im not having people miss out/avoid a ride because of 1 person. We have already been through this crap before with another member and he got the boot - permantly.
Let me make this quite crystal clear :nono: This is a Thursday nite ride in the dark/pub/meet fellow kiwibikers/social/dinner and drinks event. Its not a race theres no "learn" going on wtf if it is let me know and i will tell ya to fuck off :bye: kapeshhhh............too many people come to this ride to have a few spoil it:yes: for those that enjoy a great nite. If you dont like the rules pissoff :whistle: :kick:

[DMNTD]

ts not a race if it is let me know and i will tell ya to fuck off :bye: kapeshhhh........ If you dont like the rules pissoff :whistle: :kick:

Oooooooh I love it when ya get all butch Stevie...:blip:

[Qkkid]

Oooooooh I love it when ya get all butch Stevie...:blip:
:blip: I hope you gonna get your arse down here for a beautifull evening ride tomorrow nite Biartchhhhhhhh :nya:

[DMNTD]

:blip: I hope you gonna get your arse down here for a beautifull evening ride tomorrow nite Biartchhhhhhhh :nya:
Well I could RACE down but I'm STILL farkn waiting for my shiz to arrive in Latte-land so it's only a maybe at this stage.
Shall see what I can do e hoa...:blah:

[Squeak the Rat]

last week i reacall you went pasdt me trying to prove something going into a corner went into the corner too hot and ran it wide but hell what would i know whatever i know my riding ability

watch me this week and youll see some real riding i'm a bit more used to the bike now...
Sorry guys its that sort of shit that puts me off these group rides....

[Qkkid]

Sorry guys its that sort of shit that puts me off these group rides....
And thats why we try and put a stop to all the :bs:

[Phenoix]

Ride for the ride
O yea, and the free beer at the other end :blip:

[Jonny Rotten]

ill meet you lot at the pub or dairy flat got to put a new chain on and clean my carbs after work......oh and i cant bare getting the learn from mark again when he passes me at a stop sign :cry: :tugger:

[Qkkid]

Ride for the ride
O yea, and the free beer at the other end :blip:
:blip: and the free food:blip:

[Phenoix]

And last but not least, the good company and hot southern bar ladies :)

[Buddy L]

oh and i cant bare getting the learn from mark again when he passes me at a stop sign :cry: :tugger:
Its tough when you are sitting at the signs directing traffic. but i ride at my own pass, and i like meeting the people of kb. Iv'e been to the race track to blast the cobwebs out of the bike. thats were its done.:whocares:

[Phenoix]

Fact is, Mark knows nearly everyone can beat him on Thursday, he's even addmitted it.
He just want to think he's actually got a chance up against a litre.
And since he doesnt do dangoues over/under taking and riding (That I've seen) compared to said banned rider, let his ego go till someone like frosty gets board and just does rings around him :doobey:

[rookie]

Its tough when you are sitting at the signs directing traffic. but i ride at my own pass, and i like meeting the people of kb. Iv'e been to the race track to blast the cobwebs out of the bike. thats were its done.:whocares:


I think i might turn up for my first thurs nite ride...be wary though..you'll need an extra plate of nachos to cater for me.

But again...all the shit being talked by a certain kb member is putting me off. I enjoy meeting up with a bunch of good people and goind for a ride...i dont enjoy having to look out for idiots on the road while im trying to ride in the dark on a road im not familiar with.

Could anyone share the rules regarding signals and directing traffic??

cheers

[Keystone19]

Most of the people who come on the Thursday night ride are actually pretty reasonable people. We don't put up with shit from the young fellas and they know it. They like to spout off on here but they know that if they do anything stupid on the road then the consequences will be swift and harsh.

I enjoy the Thursday night rides and will continue to do so. Sometimes it's best just to ignore some of the stuff on here...

[Qkkid]

Thanks Keystone well said:first: Its a fun evening ride and as long as me and Qkchk are doing it it will remain the ride that all different riding skills 'learners/advance can go on and will be conducted as safe as possible to all to enjoy.

[Qkchk]

Enough of the :bs:

Forecast for tomorrow:
Short forecast for all New Zealand to midnight Thursday 27-Jul-2006

Issued by MetService at 07:40pm 26-Jul-2006


From Northland to Kapiti Coast, including Bay of Plenty, Taupo and Taihape
Fine weather but cloudy areas about Taihape, Wanganui and southern Taranaki tomorrow afternoon.

Bet u 10 to 1 that is gunna be a freakin cold night tomorrow:cold: BUT we shouldnt have any fog:yes:

[SwanTiger]

Thats if he makes it to Dairy Flat................ any doubts and you wont be welcome on the ride, Mark. Im not having people miss out/avoid a ride because of 1 person. We have already been through this crap before with another member and he got the boot - permantly.

Nah I'm not worried about Mark.

He has a fair idea of how hard I can punch from the last time he pulled one of his clown acts in front of me :innocent:

EDIT: Remember, 99% of what Mark says on here is bullshit, the other 1% is punctuation.

[Buddy L]

yea they are all tough on here, but they get wiped into shape buy chck if they step out of line.
rule of thumb is their is a lead rider, and a tail end, don't pass the lead rider and the tail end will pick up any straglers, if you are behind the lead rider and come to a intersection then wait their and direct traffic in the right direction to go. Wait untill the tail end comes along and then you are free to go. I'll ride along with you "ROOKIE", riding at night improves you skills, well thats what i reckon. As long as its not passed your bed time:zzzz: :nya: , i get in trouble went i get home thats for sure.

[Qkchk]

Its a fun evening ride and as long as me and Qkchk are doing it it will remain the ride that all different riding skills 'learners/advance can go on and will be conducted as safe as possible to all to enjoy.

As Qkkid says, this ride is organized for that fact of meeting other Kbers and to go out for a blat as well. It is open for all to attend - Newbie/Senior members, Learner/Experienced riders, as long as you can ride safely and confidently @ open road speeds. And not be a twat.

[skidMark]

hey guys don't get put off coming just by whati say on here it's all talking bullsh*t i don't push it and i passed them all at a stop sign so it didn't count truth is i take it pretty easy and don't speed i'm not out there like a maniac i'd rather be called slow than be dead...

taking it easy at the back this week anyways i need to get some cornering practice in won't be tec tho cus there may i doubt it but there may be somebody slower than me...

so guys it's all smack talk on here truth is i'm a careful rider when i'm out there......and i'm not going to take you out because i'm riding like an idiot or something....

ill be taking it easy...as always need to concentrate on getting my lines right so will just be crusing as always but slower...

[Jonny Rotten]

holly shit mark did you type that or did your mum.....thats amazing....i cant wait to see it...and when i see it ill say ITS ABOUT F*%KIN TIME

[Back Fire]

last thur

you did pass us all when we were cruising at about 120 on a straight road... you came hairing past at like 150 and then started bleeting on about being the first one there at the next stop

[Phenoix]

Didnt think I'd say it, but Mark does actually ride catiously at night most of the time. And while he may be all talk on here, he is different on the road
There were instances where a banned member did casuse problem, but the group the currently group usually stick closly together speed wise
And Mark wasnt the first, he was the first 250 cos he passed most of the rest at a stop sign on the outside.
Feel free to come along, you wont get lost as there's a tail end Charley that picks up all the straglers.
The overall speed is only about 100, tho on certain straights, some people do test their bikes ""other" speed out.
The ride it's self isnt that far in distance, just enough to make you feel like you deserve that free beer :doobey:

[rookie]

holly shit mark did you type that or did your mum.....thats amazing....i cant wait to see it...and when i see it ill say ITS ABOUT F*%KIN TIME


you're my hero johnny

[The_Dover]

i've only ridden with markfuckland once but my granny is faster on her mobility scooter, even when she's fucked on gin and valium.

[skidMark]

i've only ridden with markfuckland once but my granny is faster on her mobility scooter, even when she's fucked on gin and valium.

how many times have you crashed on corners dover???

ive never once lost it on a corner.... shit well whadda ya know i'd rather be slow and not munt my bike or be injured or dead thus i take it easy until i have more confidence

[The_Dover]

once you stupid little fuck.

have you ridden anything bigger than your little girls bike? at any sort of speed?

[Kornholio]

i've only ridden with markfuckland once but my granny is faster on her mobility scooter, even when she's fucked on gin and valium.

Your granny crashes more times than you do man :bye:

[The_Dover]

that's only cos I steal all her valium and gin

[Jonny Rotten]

you're my hero johnny

i know :rockon:

[WickedOne]

All things considered I should be there. If I can't get to westgate on time I'll see you all at Dairy Flat....:sunny:

[RiderInBlack]

Going ta AK this arvo on "Roxanne" so plan ta join ya dudes for this. Will need ta drop the horse shoes "she" will be carrying somewhere before hand ta lighten her arse for the ride, lol.

See ya there,

Doug

[Qkkid]

Going ta AK this arvo on "Roxanne" so plan ta join ya dudes for this. Will need ta drop the horse shoes "she" will be carrying somewhere before hand ta lighten her arse for the ride, lol.

See ya there,

Doug
hey doug (riderinblack) check with tlrider i think he might come down with ya :blip:

[Pumba]

:woohoo: Got me some anti fog so shouldnt have the same problems I have been havin. Weather is lookin great for tonight:yes:

[klingon]

Well thanks to those who have offered their passenger seat :) but I've decided not to come on the ride this time ... nothing to do with possible maniacs, I just couldn't find a pair of proper riding pants and it's too c-c-c-cold to do without them.

Have a great ride and enjoy the beer and nachos!

[skidMark]

whatever your smoking pumba i want some....looked outside lately? :| :gob:

[Pumba]

:doh: Hey at 10.15 when i posted it was lookin pretty dam good. And besides my desk at work doesnt have a view apart from a white wall

[Qkchk]

So what if its cloudy? I would rather ride while cloudy than clear skies - there's a huge temperature difference between the 2. Cloudy days trap in the earths heat while on a clear night ya freeze your bum off..............regardless it's still gonna be cold with this southerly we've been having. :cold:

[Macktheknife]

See you all at the pub.

[skidMark]

get on yer bike ya lazy bugger lol you always just show up at the pub

ahhh well i spose you wanna pick up the speights chicks before i do eh

[Qkchk]

Ok folks,

The ride is ON! :rockon:

However, take care if you are getting fuel from Westgate Shell. I have heard that they have recently moved the underground fuel tanks, so the fuel will be well mixed and there is a GOOD chance you may end up pumping bad fuel (WATER!) into your bikes.

Will c u fellas/fellets up at Westgate 6.30pm. Ive got RiderinBlack here so we have at least 1 rep from the Norfland crew...........:blip:

[WickedOne]

Awesome, see you all there.....:doobey:

[Macktheknife]

get on yer bike ya lazy bugger lol you always just show up at the pub

ahhh well i spose you wanna pick up the speights chicks before i do eh
Well Mark I would love to be on the bike BUT, my surgeon says I am not allowed for a while so I guess that even though your speedy sharp wits will wound me and I will look longingly after the 'real' riders like yourself. I will just have to satisfy myself with a quality ale and some good food and company.
As for the speights chicks.... I reckon they are pretty safe.

[Boosted]

Good ride, thanks guys :D

[Qkkid]

:rockon: Good ride guys one of the best night rides for riding we have had this winter:first: great night see ya all next week:blip:

[rookie]

Ok folks,

The ride is ON! :rockon:

However, take care if you are getting fuel from Westgate Shell. I have heard that they have recently moved the underground fuel tanks, so the fuel will be well mixed and there is a GOOD chance you may end up pumping bad fuel (WATER!) into your bikes.

Will c u fellas/fellets up at Westgate 6.30pm. Ive got RiderinBlack here so we have at least 1 rep from the Norfland crew...........:blip:


haha...stink that i only got this warning after the ride and AFTER filling up at shell westgate. Ah well bike ran sweet so must've been all good then.

Was my first thursday nite outing and was bloody brilliant.
Thanks to the guys who passed me and then led the way through the night for me...helped heaps!!! Thoroughly enjoyed the route.

Also good to c the zxr's well represented...beautiful

THANKS AGAIN!

[Buddy L]

Realy good night as always heaps of bikes on the ride and more at the pub when we got their, im their next week. can't wait.

[skidMark]

good night out loved that ended up doing some carpark cornering with swanny after.....

was a good night apart from a few beatings and embaressing moments at the pub haha

see ya all next week....and on another note...may you all be safe in the future guys too many bikers going down for good lately :(

[SwanTiger]

Lots of bikes at Dairy Flat.

Fun night.

Mark even let me thrash his bike, oops I mean ride his bike :innocent:

[klingon]

Thanks for my first KB outing! even if I did go there in a car

And special thanks to macktheknife and phenoix for looking after me and making me feel like I was one of the crew already. I'm definitely going to get the right gear ASAP and get out there in the cold dark night with the rest of you... hold on... remind me why that's meant to be a good thing?! :wait:

[WickedOne]

Awesome weather for an excellent ride!!!! Great company, good beer, what more can we ask for!!! Thanks heaps to all, good to see some new faces and great to catch up with those I haven't seen for a while.:rockon:

[Keystone19]

Thanks for my first KB outing! even if I did go there in a car

And special thanks to macktheknife and phenoix for looking after me and making me feel like I was one of the crew already. I'm definitely going to get the right gear ASAP and get out there in the cold dark night with the rest of you... hold on... remind me why that's meant to be a good thing?! :wait:

Those fellas are nice aren't they. Sorry we didn't get more of a chance to chat Klingon - next time! Not sure if we're the same size but if you wanted to borrow some gear it might fit?

There were a heap of newbies there last night, it was great to see so many!
I really enjoyed the ride and particularly riding the Gixxer. Sorry if I cut anyone up in my enthusiasm - just don't tell Motobob ok.

[Macktheknife]

I had a great night last night with you guys n gals, even if we did all lose a bit of hearing!
Mark was vicously attacked by his soup, RIB was eventually fed (great to see you mate), and the manager of the bar was made to feel guilty as hell. All in all a good time had.
See you all next week.
Mack

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry I couldn't stop in last night guys - that were me blasting the horns andwaving like an idiot on the way past at 6:40 or so...

[GR81]

how bout someone brings a remote to mute the band next time? :blip:

[WickedOne]

how bout someone brings a remote to mute the band next time? :blip:

I'll second that!!!!

[skidMark]

Good ride, thanks guys :D



overtook me you bugger lol....

meh i woulda got you on the next straight but ddn't wanna risk it incase cops were there...and you went for it so i let you be

[skidMark]

how bout someone brings a remote to mute the band next time? :blip:


eh whadda ya say ayeee....sorry i'm a little def in both ears....and amazingly it wasn't because of rayza's bloodey monstrousity....but that band.....bloodey L

[Boosted]

haha yeh yeh :)

[Jonny Rotten]

ill be there next week as soon as my chain is sorted..........was still good to get to the pub and catch up with you lot even tho i couldnt hear over the band.....are they goin to be there every thursday night ?

[Qkkid]

ill be there next week as soon as my chain is sorted..........was still good to get to the pub and catch up with you lot even tho i couldnt hear over the band.....are they goin to be there every thursday night ?
no not every week but as it warms up we will be outside anyway so it will be sweet:blip:

[busaman]

Had a great night last night, really good to get out with a group of others interested in having a good time.

Anyone know of a cheap ZXR250 going so I can get the Hayabusa back to myself?

[Keystone19]

Anyone know of a cheap ZXR250 going so I can get the Hayabusa back to myself?

Nope, I don't know of one, but I reckon if you don't find one soon, she's just going to take the Hayabusa...

[Jonny Rotten]

Had a great night last night, really good to get out with a group of others interested in having a good time.

Anyone know of a cheap ZXR250 going so I can get the Hayabusa back to myself?


markauckland might sell you his one....cheap as chips one carefull lady owner....never thrashed, regualy serviced, sweet paint job, never dropped, comes with leathers and a pair of riding sneakers

[Phenoix]

Im putting mine up for sale.
Can get shit all for trade in.
Make me a nice offer and done.
Otherwise it'll be on trade me next month

[Back Fire]

eh whadda ya say ayeee....sorry i'm a little def in both ears....and amazingly it wasn't because of rayza's bloodey monstrousity....but that band.....bloodey L

man... my bike sounds great... you just have no class

[GR81]

man... my bike sounds great... you just have no class
it sounds like about 37 bikes! hahaha

[skidMark]

that thing is gonna get complaints from the locals raytang lol then we will have 5 - O out again

[Qkchk]

Dunno if the weather goin to hold out for this week............

[Jonny Rotten]

everyone just put on your sunday best and pray for good weather for thursday

[GR81]

Dunno if the weather goin to hold out for this week............
straight to the pub then eh? :blip:

[Macktheknife]

straight to the pub then eh? :blip:
Excellent choice.

[Qkkid]

:nono: Still 2 days to go ya just never know might be alright:nya:

[BeakerRAT]

Forecast for Thursday 6pm

[Qkchk]

Well it looks like shit but I get a funny feeling it may pass over faster than expected...... lets see what happens Thurs arvo...........otherwise, Yes GR81 it could be straight to da pub :drinkup:

[GR81]

Well it looks like shit but I get a funny feeling it may pass over faster than expected...... lets see what happens Thurs arvo...........otherwise, Yes GR81 it could be straight to da pub :drinkup:
i say we start at lunchtime :D

[Qkchk]

i say we start at lunchtime :D
Sweet as, I'll just start work @ 1am instead of 5am.

[GR81]

Sweet as, I'll just start work @ 1am instead of 5am.
gentleman's hours eh?

[Qkchk]

Short forecast for all New Zealand to midnight Thursday 03-Aug-2006

Issued by MetService at 02:36pm 02-Aug-2006


From Waitomo and Taupo northwards, including western Bay of Plenty
Showers, becoming less frequent tomorrow. Yay!:banana:
There is still hope....................

[GR81]

that sounds like a weather forecast from The Rock radio station.
"the weather for the north island is...." haha

[Qkchk]

that sounds like a weather forecast from The Rock radio station.
"the weather for the north island is...." haha......anyones guess?

[GR81]

......anyones guess?
very general.
one size fits all? lol

[Qkchk]

Well the weather on da TV looked a bit more promising......... if its raining tomorrow around 5pm, then its straight to the pub (7.30/8pm) otherwise meeting @ Westgate at the norm time @ 6.30pm. (Not long now till we start getting daylight back into the rides! :banana: :wari:

[skidMark]

your plannin on making a thread right?

i prob wón't show anyway my sources say i'm going to get a beating if i show up so i may skip the thursday night rides if this kind of bullshit is going on

[Maha]

your plannin on making a thread right?

i prob wón't show anyway my sources say i'm going to get a beating if i show up so i may skip the thursday night rides if this kind of bullshit is going on
Harden up man.....dont be bullied............:bash:

[SwanTiger]

Harden up Mark, just punch them back, most people have never been assaulted in their lives and will go into a state of shock if you hit them. That's when you hit them again, and again, and again.

Go for the back of the neck, preferably on an angle, punch it as hard as possible. I never believed in such shit as pressure points and crap until my boxing trainer did it to me and I did the chicken dance.

Now boy, you have no excuse.

[Jonny Rotten]

your plannin on making a thread right?

i prob wón't show anyway my sources say i'm going to get a beating if i show up so i may skip the thursday night rides if this kind of bullshit is going on

mark you wont get a beating...... as long as you dont piss someone off
and swanny will protect you for some pies

[Qkchk]

your plannin on making a thread right?


Hoping that SPANKME will set us up with a STICKY for this thread. Ive been writing these up every week since Sept last year........ Man the year flies.

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