Tested a 700cc turbo today

[Finn]

Well it's almost a bike. Shit it was fun and I was laughing at how ridiculous, yet very practical this car is. Yes, people point and laugh, but I'm used to this and it doesn't bother me anymore.

It's got some up and go too. You can get the back end out no problem. I'm going to use it for a new motorhome project. It will drive into a rear garage in the back rather than towing it. It means when we arrive at a destination, we won't need to drive a 37 foot motorhome 20k's to get beer.

Laugh all you like. It's bitchin.

[Warr]

Well it's almost a bike. Shit it was fun and I was laughing at how ridiculous, yet very practical this car is. Yes, people point and laugh, but I'm used to this and it doesn't bother me anymore.

It's got some up and go too. You can get the back end out no problem. I'm going to use it for a new motorhome project. It will drive into a rear garage in the back rather than towing it. It means when we arrive at a destination, we won't need to drive a 37 foot motorhome 20k's to get beer.

Laugh all you like. It's bitchin.
That looks pretty cool there Finn. Is it off the shelf or made just for you ?

[Finn]

That looks pretty cool there Finn. Is it off the shelf or made just for you ?

The car is stock and I won't be able to refuse some accessories. The motorhome will be custom built.

[The_Dover]

Fuck Me!!

It's the midget mobile!!

and this ones got nothing on top either!!

[Finn]

Fuck Me!!

It's the midget mobile!!

and this ones got nothing on top either!!

Dover, you're not thinking. Imagine the Asian chicks we could pull in this. We'd just have to taxi them home.

[ManDownUnder]

Make? Model?

I like it!
MDU

[Finn]

Make? Model?

I like it!
MDU

Smart Car Cabrio. Go here... www.smartnewzealand.com

[sAsLEX]

Smart Car Cabrio. Go here... www.smartnewzealand.com

you going to get different colour clip on panels so you can match it to how you feel that day!

[Finn]

you going to get different colour clip on panels so you can match it to how you feel that day!

I know what you're implying and I don't like it.

[Indiana_Jones]

Must be cheap getting from A to B :D

When, or if I get a car, I'm gonna get some shit house small thing, for the kids and the shopping lol

-Indy

[The_Dover]

Dover, you're not thinking. Imagine the Asian chicks we could pull in this. We'd just have to taxi them home.

But how the fuck do you propose I fit in it?

Stand on the seats with my head out the top like a fuckin giraffe??

[Finn]

But how the fuck do you propose I fit in it?

Stand on the seats with my head out the top like a fuckin giraffe??

They're actually quite spacious inside. I'll pick you up today after school in it.

[WRT]

Pwhoar . . . 45kw! Fark, hold me back . . .

Sounds like a prime candidate for a 'busa engine. Seriously Finn, you're looking at a car that's got less than half the horsepower of your bike, despite the fact its even got a turbo??

That's what the "motorhome" is really, isnt it - a mobile salon. You've changed professions and become a hairdresser!

[chickenfunkstar]

Getting the Brabus one?

How about doing it the other way around and getting a proper Brabus to tow the motor home?

[The_Dover]

They're actually quite spacious inside. I'll pick you up today after school in it.


Cool, will you buy me lollies too?

[Finn]

Pwhoar . . . 45kw! Fark, hold me back . . .

Sounds like a prime candidate for a 'busa engine. Seriously Finn, you're looking at a car that's got less than half the horsepower of your bike, despite the fact its even got a turbo??

That's what the "motorhome" is really, isnt it - a mobile salon. You've changed professions and become a hairdresser!

No withstanding the Smart Car, I have a total of 1255hp in my garage so you could hardly call me HP deficient. Besides, the Ferarri won't fit in the Motorhome.

[Indiana_Jones]

Cool, will you buy me lollies too?

geez you two, get a room lol

-Indy

[WRT]

I have a total of 1255hp in my garage so you could hardly call me HP deficient.

Not HP deficient, no . . .

Sorry - thats just the jealous streak in me coming out.

[Zed]

I'm going to use it for a new motorhome project. It will drive into a rear garage in the back rather than towing it. It means when we arrive at a destination, we won't need to drive a 37 foot motorhome 20k's to get beer.I hope you're leaving room for a bike or two in the back of that motohome? After doing 1500kms around the Sth Is. in a 4-berth campervan some years back, I was keen on buying one too. I have no doubt you'll have some great travel adventures.

As for the lil' car, imo it's in the same boat as the Fiat Bambina, Honda City, Diahatsu Mira, et al...all death machines if you have a semi-bad crash. You may want to install roll bars! :shit:

[Postie]

if Dover destoy's all the plastic bits on his bike again, or another Gixxer destroys itself. You can do this with your smart car Finn

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9072236535251471450

Its a smart car with a K5 thou motor.

[Finn]

I hope you're leaving room for a bike or two in the back of that motohome? After doing 1500kms around the Sth Is. in a 4-berth campervan some years back, I was keen on buying one too. I have no doubt you'll have some great travel adventures.

As for the lil' car, imo it's in the same boat as the Fiat Bambina, Honda City, Diahatsu Mira, et al...all death machines if you have a semi-bad crash. You may want to install roll bars! :shit:

Yip they'll be room for a bike too.

As for the safety aspect, i've survived years of drinking, drugs, stress, unprotected sex and motorbikes so no lil Smary Car is gonna take me out.

[Postie]

Yip they'll be room for a bike too.

As for the safety aspect, i've survived years of drinking, drugs, stress, unprotected sex and motorbikes so no lil Smary Car is gonna take me out.


if it does, can we quote that at the funeral?? it would be quite "smart" and funny.

[Lou Girardin]

all death machines if you have a semi-bad crash. You may want to install roll bars! :shit:

He's already got an SUV

[onearmedbandit]

so no lil Smary Car is gonna take me out.

I remember someone here once saying something along the lines of 'the grim reaper is a member here...'

[Finn]

I remember someone here once saying something along the lines of 'the grim reaper is a member here...'

You got me there.

It won't be used as an eveyday car, just for when we're using the Motorhome. It can't be any more dangerous than a bike.

[tomthepohm]

Finn you should get some spinners, fill the back out with one big sub to make you deaf, and hang some dice from the mirror, you will be the man... hahaha

Oh and some flames bro...

[WRT]

Isnt he getting flamed enough in here?

[Mr. Peanut]

As for the lil' car, imo it's in the same boat as the Fiat Bambina, Honda City, Diahatsu Mira, et al...all death machines if you have a semi-bad crash. You may want to install roll bars! :shit:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60538/smart_car_crash/

Finn proof.

[onearmedbandit]

Wow, impressive video.

[kickingzebra]

The car is stock and I won't be able to refuse some accessories. The motorhome will be custom built.

Like 4x2 blocks for the brakes and gas and a pimpin cushion??

[Finn]

Like 4x2 blocks for the brakes and gas and a pimpin cushion??

I'll remember that when I'm up and down the country meeting KB'ers that have been mean to me. Can't wait to meet SpudChucker. I'm going to pull his moustache and kick him in the chins.

[kickingzebra]

I'll remember that when I'm up and down the country meeting KB'ers that have been mean to me. Can't wait to meet SpudChucker. I'm going to pull his moustache and kick him in the chins.

You'll also want to leave the rear view mirror on the night time setting, so the reflection from the chrome dome doesn't blind the driver ;)

And I quote Captain James T Kirk (kicks alien in the back of the knee) "not all Aliens have their genitals in the same place"
Alien rolls around howling...

Moral of the story, make sure you get the right chin :)

[kro]

Jam a Gix thou engine in it, and then take the Subaru boys to the cleaners in a screech of burnt rubber, and a mile wide grin !!!

[Finn]

Jam a Gix thou engine in it!

Well we all know there's an abundance of them around minus the frame. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Disclaimer: This is a generalisation and not just aimed at Tomthepom

[merv]

Damn we've got 9 vehicles and only about 800hp between them.

[Postie]

Jam a Gix thou engine in it, and then take the Subaru boys to the cleaners in a screech of burnt rubber, and a mile wide grin !!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...36535251471450

[Brett]

Shit that little thing holds up well in that crash.

[kro]

Well we all know there's an abundance of them around minus the frame. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Haha, aint that the truth.

[kickingzebra]

Haha, Just saw one on Top Gear...
Stig turns wheel... Car keeps going straight... Stig turns wheel the other way, car keeps going straight...

So, we are wrong, the car is far too straight to be gay!!

Been nice knowing ya Finn!!!

[Lou Girardin]

Just saw one stuffed into a median barrier at 115 km/h on 5th Gear. The doors still opened, the occupants would still be dead though.
Tough little golf buggy's those things.

[Zed]

Hey Finn, u seen these new Beemers? Bit of u i reckon. :scooter:

[Finn]

Hey Finn, u seen these new Beemers? Bit of u i reckon. :scooter:

No room for beers and supplies not to mention the missus & dog.

[The_Dover]

No room for beers and supplies not to mention the missus & dog.

what about me you bastard?

[Postie]

what about me you bastard?

he mentioned the dog, READ MAN