*Home possibly needed*

[NotaGoth]

Very gorgeous cat, light ginger ears, face, and tail, rest of body is white, blue eyes. Male, that hasn't been nuetered, and at an approximate guess we would say he is about 6 months old. Extremely friendly, to the point he has decided to claim us as his family. Refused to feed him, and continually wet him with the hose everytime he came to the back door, but he's still a very determined little guy.

We live in a very rural area and mum has been ringing around and stopping in at peoples houses trying to find the owner of the cat, but sadly we have "still" had no success in finding his actual owner.

The SPCA has been called, and they have asked us not to bring the cat in as they have no room left for anymore animals.

I have to admit I'm getting a soft spot for him, but really can't end up with a fourth cat. If anyone is interested in taking him on please send me a PM, if we can't find the owners within the next few days he's going to need a new home, which I don't think I can offer him, it would be appreciated if someone else can.

I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, if need be could someone please shift it to where is appropriate.


*kittie*

[Sniper]

If you can fit him in a courier bag, I'll take him

[Karma]

Lets just say... thoretically, we were thinking of making pies... how many pies, thoretical pies that is, would this cat make?

[WRT]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

After all, it seems to work for Big Ben.

[Postie]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

After all, it seems to work for Big Ben.

thats no way to talk about Dover

[WRT]

LOL - So, you know Dover as "Big" Ben eh?

[Postie]

LOL - So, you know Dover as "Big" Ben eh?

ah ha Touché

[WRT]

Anyway, back to Kitties pussy.

[NotaGoth]

Theoretically speaking, if the cat was to go into "pies" the cat wouldn't make enough "pies" to ease Weasels hunger, so theres no point putting him in a pie.

On a more serious note..... Good home still needed. ;)

[jrandom]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!

[Firefight]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!



Nice to see you back again man.

F/F

[Dooly]

I'd have him, but the logistics of getting him here would be a hassle I'd say.

[NotaGoth]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!

You wouldn't dare. Remember I know where you work now. :nono:

[Karma]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

Well first you'd have to shave it, nothing worse than finding a hair in your pie.

Then perhaps you could add some other cheaper incredients and flavourings... IE... Cat Curry Pie, Cat and Cheese pie...

Hmm... perhaps an excursion to the SPCA is in order.

[Finn]

Kittie, if you get stuck let me know. Nothing a shovel can't fix.

[NotaGoth]

Urgh........

[The Pastor]

Kittie - send it to

38 agincourt street
Glenfield auckland

There is a propper way of sending animals via post. (I think)

Promise to take good care of it.

[nodrog]

There is a propper way of sending animals via post.

yeah, those bubblewrap bags, and heaps of clingwrap, heeeeecsh!

[The Pastor]

No i think they have an animal courrier, becuase you can get the dog breaders to ship there dogs all over the world....

just a note kittie, is the cat toilet trained and wormed?

[NotaGoth]

Kittie - send it to

38 agincourt street
Glenfield auckland

There is a propper way of sending animals via post. (I think)

Promise to take good care of it.

We just found out someone moved in down the road not long ago and are renting the place, after mums spoken to them to check its not their cat I'll get back to you over it if you're being serious.

[NotaGoth]

No i think they have an animal courrier, becuase you can get the dog breaders to ship there dogs all over the world....

just a note kittie, is the cat toilet trained and wormed?

Yeah they have proper courier available for animals. I know cause I tried sorting some one once to get a kingfisher to the bird recovery in Whangarei.


As mentioned in first post, the cats just out of the blue turned up here at our house, so its not our cat, still unsure as to who owns it and having alot of difficulty tracking down the actual owner.

I wouldn't know if the cat is toilet trained as it has not been allowed in our house, mums rules as we also don't know if its been vaccinated, or wormed, and rather not have it around our other cats at the moment. I've been outside playing with him and stuff, and theres no sign of fleas, or ringworm. He still has his........Man bits so after an assumption as to what age he'll be he is more than likely due to have that done.

If you're still keen I'll find out whats happening with him and wether or not mum has found his owner or not tonight when I get home from work.

[Lias]

I'm always willing to give a nice bit of pussy a free home in my bed, but unfortunaly I'm allergic to cats so you'll have to keep that.

[NC]

Another Free Cat

[WINJA]

My Mrs Said That Cat Looks Delecious , If You Give It To Her She'll Cook It And Give You Half Back , She Can Marinate That And Slow Cook It Mmmmmmmm , Have You Ever Seen That Red Pork In The Chinese Shops We'll It Aint All Pork

[NC]

My Mrs Said That Cat Looks Delecious , If You Give It To Her She'll Cook It And Give You Half Back , She Can Marinate That And Slow Cook It Mmmmmmmm , Have You Ever Seen That Red Pork In The Chinese Shops We'll It Aint All Pork

It would make a nice warm blanket too.:sunny:

[Scouse]

Kittie - send it to

38 agincourt street
Glenfield auckland

There is a propper way of sending animals via post. (I think)

Promise to take good care of it.Ha you cant even take good care of your motorcycle I can see it now Errr tyre or cat food hmmm cat food or tyre lets flip a coin to see wether kitty gets to eat or I get to go for a snails pace ride around Coromandle

[WINJA]

Ha you cant even take good care of your motorcycle I can see it now Errr tyre or cat food hmmm cat food or tyre lets flip a coin to see wether kitty gets to eat or I get to go for a snails pace ride around Coromandle

HE COULD JUST JERK OFF IN THE KITCHEN EVERY MORNING AND LET THE CAT CLEAN UP THE MESS , THAT WAY HES DOING 3 TASKS AT ONCE