Big purple backfiring van up my arse...

[Str8 Jacket]

Yes folks, its exactly what it sounds like.

I was riding over Aro hill (Raroa Rd) toward town when a big purple van came up behind me, I noticed them immediately as they were making the van backfire really loudly every few seconds and I thought someone had had an accident. They started tailgating me and cotinuing with the backfiring until the lights on Abel Smith. So I tap on my brakes a few times, tried politely indicating to them to back of but they started to get aggresive. 3 or 4 times they tried to intimidate me by driving right up next to me and yelling obscenities out the window and then they'd go back to sitting up my arse. Quite rude really, I have a boyfriend....
When I got to the lights they drove right up and hit my back wheel so I couldnt move. There was a red light and they started beebing there horn and revving shit out of there shit van. I was feeling a little vulnerable so as soon as I had the chance I swung into a carpark on the side of the road and they backfired past yelling something out the window... I called *555 and reported them. I will lay a formal complaint tomorrow but if anyone can help me out their numberplate is DBT771, I wouldnt mind knowing who they are.... *nudge nudge, wink wink*

[MattRSK]

Looks like some twit in a purple van just made a BIG mistake :yes:

[Jeaves]

A***holes :angry:

[jeremysprite]

That sucks, I aggressive drivers on road, although Queenstown's pretty sweet. I always just accelerate to mach 4, that shuts em up pretty quick. (I hear you people laughing- fxr. mach 4. ha. I'll have you know they're pretty quick at 11,000rpm with only 60kg to carry)
Anyhow, sorry I can't help with the 'nudge nudge, wink wink', but hope you don't develop a complex about purple vans now.

JS

[merv]

I feel sorry for you Hels that is incredibly aggressive behaviour on their part. I'd suspect they were suffering some sort of substance abuse to be so full of bravado. Glad you got out of it without a scratch.

[jtzzr]

you should`nt have to tolerate thar BS , they obviously have a complex having a "BIG Purple van" , the fricken wankers, good luck with your boyfriend catching up with them , Keep us posted , Glad you`re ok

[the yoshie]

PM tomorrow I've got LTSA at work

[Colapop]

You let me know who they are... I'm sure FJ will come with me and give thema scare.

[Clivoris]

Will keep an eye out while on my travels. It sounds pretty distinctive.

[Str8 Jacket]

You let me know who they are... I'm sure FJ will come with me and give thema scare.

hehe he hehehehehe heeeee hehee


PM tomorrow I've got LTSA at work

Cheers!

[Buster]

Thats total crap. I wouldnt be surprised if they pissed off more than a few people with driving like that. BASTARDS!!!!:angry:

[sAsLEX]

You let me know who they are... I'm sure FJ will come with me and give thema scare.

I was going to suggest you and some of your family go have a quite word with them..

[RantyDave]

When I got to the lights they drove right up and hit my back wheel so I couldnt move....I will lay a formal complaint tomorrow but if anyone can help me out their numberplate is DBT771
Failing to stop at the scene of an accident - $400.
Driving without due care and attention - $250.
Pissing off a couple of hundred bikers - priceless.

Dave

[merv]

If you can find out where they live just have Colapop and FJ (seeing they offered) sneaking around at night and taking the valves out of all their tyres could be priceless enough.

[arj127]

in a way years ago, i was sitting at some lights in Auckland all by myself waiting for them to change, and all of a sudden i feel this bump from behind. This clown had driven straight onto my back wheel. I get off my bike and have a look for damage and ask him what the f was he thinking, and he replys sorry mate i didnt see you there. Unbeleivable! Couldn't beleive it myself, didn;t really no what to do. Anyway, hope you give those fellas some of there own back.

[sunhuntin]

that sucks str8. good on you for reporting them...as someone else said, purple vans wouldnt be very common. best of luck with any charges they get put on them, and good on you for keeping your cool...having someone connect with your backwheel would knock your balance, you did well to keep her upright.

[Colapop]

Fuck taking the valves out...

1 + 1 = ...

[merv]

Yeah that would work too, just showed my non-violent streak coming out.

[Str8 Jacket]

Haha Col, they say like minds....

[Str8 Jacket]

Violent streaks are fun! :D

[merv]

OK can I watch?

[judecatmad]

Sounds pretty scary - glad you're OK. Hope you have some joy with the police, but I wouldn't hold my breath.... Run a search on their numberplate at the post office...should be able to get hold of their details pretty easy. Then send the boys round :D Ooh, ooh, I remember something I did to an ex's car once.....pour nitromors (not sure what it's called here but it's a really good paint stripper) all over that shit van one night!

[Str8 Jacket]

Run a search on their numberplate at the post office...should be able to get hold of their details pretty easy. ooh, I remember something I did to an ex's car once.....pour nitromors (not sure what it's called here but it's a really good paint stripper) all over that shit van one night!

LOL! Good reason not to check the rego under your name though huh! :innocent:

Not that im planning on doing anything nasty.....

[Colapop]

DOT 5 brake fluid does a good job - easy to get too...

[merv]

Blistered purple would be the new "in". Smooth paint will be "so last year".

[jtzzr]

with the vavles and the dot 5 ,paintstripper has certain almost evil undertones toward the people in the Dickmobile Van, which has left me all warm and fuzzy ,Go Get The F#@kers .:innocent:

[Colapop]

All of this talk is purely hypothetical of course. I understand that people can be charged for sedition if comments posted can be traced to an individual. So naturally all of these sentiments would be purely opinion.... :innocent:

[judecatmad]

LOL! Good reason not to check the rego under your name though huh! :innocent:


Ah, I was an angry wee thing back then...come a long way since! :shifty: Non-confrontational revenge is so therapeutic :D

Seriously tho, glad you're OK.

Some people are such wankers :tugger:

[judecatmad]

All of this talk is purely hypothetical of course. I understand that people can be charged for sedition if comments posted can be traced to an individual. So naturally all of these sentiments would be purely opinion.... :innocent:

Of course, that goes without saying.... :innocent:

[Hitcher]

A**holes

The BDOTGNZA requests the addition of an extra *

[Skunk]

The BDOTGNZA requests the addition of an extra *
You're having a bad time with that at the moment aren't you Hitcher?

[nudemetalz]

Shall definitely be looking out for that Van....
Be of interest if we "hypothetically" got pm'd the addy of the evil purple van's owner, wouldn't it.....:devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

Shall definitely be looking out for that Van....
Be of interest if we "hypothetically" got pm'd the addy of the evil purple van's owner, wouldn't it.....:devil2:

"Hypothetically" speaking of course.... :yes:

[judecatmad]

Shall definitely be looking out for that Van....
Be of interest if we "hypothetically" got pm'd the addy of the evil purple van's owner, wouldn't it.....:devil2:

That would be really interesting, yes...... :shifty:

[Hitcher]

You're having a bad time with that at the moment aren't you Hitcher?

The BDOTGNZA is aghast that people are too afraid to explicitly articulate the arse and even more bewildered as to why people would further censor the tame and timid American excuse that is the ass?

[apteryx_haasti]

The BDOTGNZA is aghast that people are too afraid to explicitly articulate the arse and even more bewildered as to why people would further censor the tame and timid American excuse that is the ass?

Arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse...

HAppy now? Oh - I'll be keeping an eye out for said purple van as well, Str8.

If it's not the wind, it's the wankers, eh?

[Insanity_rules]

Oh man, just caught up with the news. Glad your OK Hels. Have we gathered the linching party yet? PM me if you haven't. Lurve hunting 4 wheeled asshats. I don't know if you remember my experience in the hutt with the Mirage?

[Wasp]

Damn Hels ... makes me wonder if they knew you were a chick would they still have done it ... I must say though, i'd be shit scared enough to run a red light just to get the fuck outta there (or take the helmet off and throw it at their windshield)

The Mirage that doesnt exist anymore IR? :shifty:

[Insanity_rules]

The Mirage that doesnt exist anymore IR? :shifty:

Yeah that one, oh it exists still but its no where near as pretty as it used to be wink wink......

[gijoe1313]

Glad to hear you are alright - good job keeping your reactions and emotions under check and doing the right thing :yes: . Let's hope karma and active retribution in the form of some punishers see that they learn not to do stupid things on the road! :angry:

[NSR-Dan]

Hey everyone. I got motocheck and ran the rego plates

Unfortunatly here is what came back


1986 Ford Econovan Lwb Light Van
Plate: DBT771 Vehicle details
VIN: no info Registration details

Current Owner Details (14 registered as owners)
Current Owner: PERSONS UNKNOWN
Street Address: Mr13B Must Be Lodged By Owner
Do Not Change This Address
Palmerston North 5301

Ownership Date: 19/06/2006
Ownership Status: Unconfirmed
Prior Odometer Reading:
(at 18/05/2006) 185,272 km


Vehicle Details
Vehicle Type: Passenger Car/Van
Chassis Number: SLDMGM43424
Colour: Blue
Gross Vehicle Mass: 2,720 kg
Fuel Type: Petrol
Last WOF Inspection: 18/05/2006 (Pass)
Expiry Date Of Last WOF: 18/11/2006

Engine No: SLDMGM43424
CC Rating: 1,996
Country Of Origin: Japan
Assembly Type: Unknown
No Of Seats: 5


Registration Details
Date First Registered in NZ: 18/09/1986
Licence Expiry Date: 17/08/2006
Licence Issue Date/Time: 18/05/2006 13:48
Cause Of Latest Registration: New
Date Of Last Registration: 18/09/1986
Latest Odometer: 185,272
Date Of Odometer Reading: 18/05/2006
Odometer Source: Warrant of Fitness Inspection

Registration Status: Active
Plate Type: Standard
Licence Type: Licence
Continuous Licence: Yes
Usage: Private Passenger
Subject To COF: No
Subject To RUC: No
Subject To WOF: Yes

[MattRSK]

He will do.

[oldrider]

Looks like She who laughs last, will laugh longest! Good luck with the UTU. :innocent: John.

[nudemetalz]

Well I live in Newlands,...I shall do a recon tonight....

[Lou Girardin]

He will do.

Unless, of course, that he sold the van and the new owner hasn't completed change of rego.
Are you going to beat the info out of him?

[nudemetalz]

Well I can tell you that the address given is correct as being legit, ie the name given matches the address.
Don't ask how I know this though, 'cause I'm not supposed to go into this system..... ;)

Whether the van is still owned by that person is the big question.

[snuffles]

I say we get a large group and go show em a thing or 2

[Postie]

Unless, of course, that he sold the van and the new owner hasn't completed change of rego.
Are you going to beat the info out of him?

hell yeah. and if anyone askes who's idea it was, we can say it was Lou's.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey guy's cheers for the help etc... Im off work sick today but im still gonna go report them tomoro as they may see the van around town. Or something. At the end of the day they didnt manage to hurt me or the bike so its not like its the end of the world. Not that I wont be looking out for the van though, ive got something to say to those retards!

[XP@]

http://www.smaps.co.nz/nz/wellington/newlands/miles+crescent/

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[Freakshow]

Well I am going past there on the way home and will keep an eye open for said Van.

[oldrider]

Clearly identify your "target" before you squeeze the trigger!

Otherwise you may be held in worse contempt than the offender!

Once you are sure, just keep on squeezing and squeezing to your satisfaction, not his! :shit: (F***ing arsehole) Good luck, John.

[dnos]

That is so shit. Whats with people being complete cocks like that.
Glad you stayed calm enough at the time girl - woulda been bloody scary.

And good to hear there are so many willing to help with a little payback.

[crazefox]

Hey dude the guy who owns the van is shane he works with me at tustins panel and paint i gave him a huge rack up today he parks the van in Hatton st Karori every day if you take any action against him please dont tell him i told you where he works etc.
He denied all as well when i hit him up about it he is just a dumb young boy.
Next too my work is a police station who has delt with him so your best bet would be to go and see him he will be the best person to deal with him.
As i said before it would be good if you didnt mention my name
Cheers

Corey

[jtzzr]

Lou could lend you his cat!:shit:

[Macktheknife]

Hey Str8, glad you are OK, good to see you are coping with the strain of idiots and wankers of 'special' proportions.
Nice to see such strong support from your local KBers too.
Remember violence usually begets more violence.... be devious and sneaky. lol

[Colapop]

Hey dude the guy who owns the van is shane he works with me at tustins panel and paint i gave him a huge rack up today he parks the van in Hatton st Karori every day if you take any action against him please dont tell him i told you where he works etc.
He denied all as well when i hit him up about it he is just a dumb young boy.
Next too my work is a police station who has delt with him so your best bet would be to go and see him he will be the best person to deal with him.
As i said before it would be good if you didnt mention my name
Cheers

Corey
Hey Crazy, I'll have to wander down the hill and see ya!! I live ... close enough. I'll come in to... ahhh .. talk to you about...umm painting my bike....

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey dude the guy who owns the van is shane he works with me at tustins panel and paint i gave him a huge rack up today he parks the van in Hatton st Karori every day if you take any action against him please dont tell him i told you where he works etc.
He denied all as well when i hit him up about it he is just a dumb young boy.
Next too my work is a police station who has delt with him so your best bet would be to go and see him he will be the best person to deal with him.
As i said before it would be good if you didnt mention my name
Cheers

Corey

Hey, cheers dude. Im pretty ill at the monet, got glandular fever so I wont be taking any action.... But I will call the police tomorrow, which station is by your work?
And dont worry, wont mention any names.... Thanks again!

[merv]

Hey Hels sorry to hear about the glandular fever, that illness is a pig and goes on for ages. My little angel daughter (who's 20) got it about March this year, ended up throwing away a complete semester at Uni, never even sat the exams, and is only just starting to feel a bit better now but still gets very tired easily. You won't want me taking you on strenuous trail rides or anything then?

[Brett]

I know it is easy to say now, but when they parked up against your back tyre and pinned it so that you couldn't move, you should have simply applied front brake, lifted RPM and release the clutch. Spinning back wheel + plastic bumper lodged up against it = expensive bumper repair.
Sorry to hear they were such dicks, hope you find out who they are.

[crazefox]

Hey, cheers dude. Im pretty ill at the monet, got glandular fever so I wont be taking any action.... But I will call the police tomorrow, which station is by your work?
And dont worry, wont mention any names.... Thanks again!

kaori dude

[jazbug5]

Hey, cheers dude. Im pretty ill at the monet, got glandular fever so I wont be taking any action.... But I will call the police tomorrow, which station is by your work?
And dont worry, wont mention any names.... Thanks again!

Just a thought: should anything 'unfortunate' happen to his van, you could well be implicated, as the police will know you have a grudge and also know where the van is parked...

After all, is this not a case of your word against his?

(I had someone deliberately rear end me once on my treadly, and although myself and even two witnesses reported it, nothing ever came of it... so without witnesses, what are your chances of getting justice, do you think..?)

[Str8 Jacket]

Just a thought: should anything 'unfortunate' happen to his van, you could well be implicated, as the police will know you have a grudge and also know where the van is parked...

After all, is this not a case of your word against his?

(I had someone deliberately rear end me once on my treadly, and although myself and even two witnesses reported it, nothing ever came of it... so without witnesses, what are your chances of getting justice, do you think..?)

Dont stress, im not planning on doing anything except informing the cops. I work for the MOJ and cant afford to lose my job...

[MikeyG]

Wouldn't take too many of us to tip it on it's roof.

[Freakshow]

Wouldn't take too many of us to tip it on it's roof.

And isnt it handy that we all wear gloves!!!

Anyway I hope you get better soon!:sunny:

[marty]

what happened to all the big brave welly bikers? get down there and smack the fucker over.

[Paul in NZ]

what happened to all the big brave welly bikers? get down there and smack the fucker over.

Well I hope you are being sarcastic?

Smacking people over is just going to get the wrong people thrown inside. Nothing wrong with tracking the guy down and letting it be known he ain't invisible and 5,000 plus people are keeping an eye on him but violence - come on...

Every one of us would like to think a quick smack upside the head is going to sort this guy out but it would probably be about as useful as israel walking into lebabnon, it justs gets him a bit angrier and even stupider.

[Str8 Jacket]

what happened to all the big brave welly bikers? get down there and smack the fucker over.

Umm, yeah I dont think so. Im feeling pretty crook atm and dont want anything going wrong and me losing my job, especially since I may have to have a bit of time off... Im gona report it to the Police but probably just by phone call as I dont feel up to leaving the house. Please guy's I dont want anyone to do anything! As it is crazefox has talked to him, he knows I know who he is and if he IS as stupid and young as he sounds I dare say he may be pooping his pants... Violence only makes more violence and and I dont want him going and doing this to every motorcyclists he sees just cause a few of them "ganged up" on him! The cool thing is I know who he is now, thanks to crazefox. Thanks for all the offers guy's but lets let the Cops deal with it eh?!

[marty]

Oh man, just caught up with the news. Glad your OK Hels. Have we gathered the linching party yet? PM me if you haven't. Lurve hunting 4 wheeled asshats. I don't know if you remember my experience in the hutt with the Mirage?


i'm sorry - did i miss something?

[Colapop]

No need for a lynch mob. The situation is "in hand". Incidentally the cop shop is next door to this chaps place of work...

[crazybigal]

I think a bunch of us should go round to his place and knock on his door and give him a harsh word or two, nothing like a group intimidation! let him know we know were he lives, were he works, and who he hangs out with! he will shit himself! that will do the trick! no need for violence!
Cops wont do jack unless someone was hurt, they just dont have time.

I had a young guy in front of me yesterday on the Wellington motorway in a ute with a motor on the back covered with plastic, the plastic came off at 100km and onto my bike!, i couldn't avoid it. i was lucky it didn't get jammed in my front wheel.
so i chased him all the way to his work and gave him a bollocking, poor guy he was shaking, he thought i was going to hit him. I got the message through to him without wacking him.

[Str8 Jacket]

I think a bunch of us should go round to his place and knock on his door and give him a harsh word or two, nothing like a group intimidation! let him know we know were he lives, were he works, and who he hangs out with! he will shit himself! that will do the trick! no need for violence!
Cops wont do jack unless someone was hurt, they just dont have time.



Cheers for the sentiment, but i'd be really pissed off if ANYONE did anything more than whats already been done. Ive found out who he is and thats all I needed. As I said, he'll probably just start picking on all bikers then someone WILL get hurt....

[sAsLEX]

I had a young guy in front of me yesterday on the Wellington motorway in a ute with a motor on the back covered with plastic, the plastic came off at 100km and onto my bike!, i couldn't avoid it. i was lucky it didn't get jammed in my front wheel.
so i chased him all the way to his work and gave him a bollocking, poor guy he was shaking, he thought i was going to hit him. I got the message through to him without wacking him.

But did you return his plastic!?

[Clivoris]

what happened to all the big brave welly bikers? get down there and smack the fucker over.

I'm the toughest fucker in town bro.:bash: I,ve won all my fights...by at least 20 meters.:blink:

[ogr1]

You got the address, go torch the feckin van.....nuff said!

[T.I.E]

how many cans of foam filler stuff does it take to fill a van?
anyone care to answer the question?

burning is just to easy. you need to make a point.

[Colapop]

It doesn't matter this issue has been dealt with.

[T.I.E]

oh no fun!

[Timber020]

Glad its being sorted the right way, bored, a little dissappointed but kinda glad.

Onya guys.

[marty]

what a fuckin spoilsport

[Str8 Jacket]

It doesn't matter this issue has been dealt with.

I hope you havent gone and done or said anything, Col?!

[oldrider]

No need for violence, give him a government funded sex education lesson!

Pull a condom over his head and don't let him breath again until he acknowledges, "it don't pay to fuck with people who ride motorcycles". :shit:
That will learn him. :yes: John.

[Jantar]

Hey dude the guy who owns the van is shane he works with me at tustins panel and paint i gave him a huge rack up today he parks the van in Hatton st Karori every day if you take any action against him please dont tell him i told you where he works etc.
He denied all as well when i hit him up about it he is just a dumb young boy.
Next too my work is a police station who has delt with him so your best bet would be to go and see him he will be the best person to deal with him.
As i said before it would be good if you didnt mention my name
Cheers

Corey

I would suggest that with Str8 Jacket's permission, crazefox show this dumb young boy this entire thread, and let him know that 5000 motorcylists are aware of what he did. A strong hint that an apology to Str8 with some flowers may go part way to making ammends.

[What?]

Bleedin' heck - common sense only 83 posts in...

[scumdog]

You got the address, go torch the feckin van.....nuff said!

A response like this makes me realise that all the others that posted similar responses 'know' that the owner was the driver or at least was present when this incident took place?
How did they 'know' this?

Imagine the boot on the other foot. (And I've heard it said (written?) on this site "tell them it was somebody you don't know taking your bike for a test ride")

[Hitcher]

Indeed. The van is not at fault. Allegedly "fault" lies with the driver of said at the alleged and unwitnessed time and place referred to earlier in this thread. If a crime has been committed, then the official justice system is the most appropriate way of dealing with it.

[Ixion]

"Official justice system" doesn't work. Never did work for motorcyclists, now doesn't work for anyone.

[sAsLEX]

"Official justice system" doesn't work. Never did work for motorcyclists, now doesn't work for anyone.

ummm it does but only when your on the recieving end.

Mr Ixion you are being charged with dangerous driving for reckless two stroke riding.....

[andrea]

Yes folks, its exactly what it sounds like.

I was riding over Aro hill (Raroa Rd) toward town when a big purple van came up behind me, I noticed them immediately as they were making the van backfire really loudly every few seconds and I thought someone had had an accident. They started tailgating me and cotinuing with the backfiring until the lights on Abel Smith. So I tap on my brakes a few times, tried politely indicating to them to back of but they started to get aggresive. 3 or 4 times they tried to intimidate me by driving right up next to me and yelling obscenities out the window and then they'd go back to sitting up my arse. Quite rude really, I have a boyfriend....
When I got to the lights they drove right up and hit my back wheel so I couldnt move. There was a red light and they started beebing there horn and revving shit out of there shit van. I was feeling a little vulnerable so as soon as I had the chance I swung into a carpark on the side of the road and they backfired past yelling something out the window... I called *555 and reported them. I will lay a formal complaint tomorrow but if anyone can help me out their numberplate is DBT771, I wouldnt mind knowing who they are.... *nudge nudge, wink wink*
hmm purple van, could only mean one thing, very very very angry gay people, but seriously you done the right thing by reporting them, i hope they get what they deserve

[Pex Adams]

Van's should only be used for throwing a matress in the back of, and going crazy with a chick. Not going crazy at a chick in the front of it, especially Hel's! What a complete Dumbass:gob:

Glad to hear everyone now knows where this Prick is, now we just have to find the Prick in the White Subaru WRX who did the Hit and Run on Saturday.

Hope you start feeling better soon Helen.:sunny:

[Swoop]

how many cans of foam filler stuff does it take to fill a van?

An exhaust pipe fills quickly, but a boi ricer exhaust will take a little longer. (Or so I've heard)...:shit:

[Biff]

1 x Can of any aerosol. Preferably lighter fluid.
1 x Coat hanger
1 x Black Ninja outfit.

At night, approach said vehicicamacule while wearing the Ninja getup, having already prepared the coat hanger by unwinding it. Crawl under the vehamacule and set about wrapping the aerosol/lighter fluid container around the exhaust manafold.

While you may not be fortunate enough to be around to witness the result I can assure you that it's very impressive - One loud explosion and a severely damaged exhaust/engine, and a new set of under-garments required for those in the vehicle within minutes of them starting up the vehicle.

A card (printed on someone elses printer and only touched by those wearing gloves) should be left on the wind shield thanking the vehicle owner/driver for showing courtesy to other drivers (don't mention bikers, these pricks need no further excuse for harassing we bikie types).

Taken from 'The Biff Book of Revenge'. Page 1142 annex D.

Disclaimer - The author of this post accepts no liability whatsoever for any actions undertaken by any individual who reads this post. In fact I was never here. Capish?

[Hitcher]

Capish?

Is that anything like "hatish", or more like "capiche"?

[Biff]

It's similar to the Russian word "заднепроходно".

[The_Dover]

Is that anything like "hatish", or more like "capiche"?

or "hashish"?

[John Banks]

A revenge tip that doesn't get you in trouble: Write up a letter explaining that you are not happy with his dangerous driving and blah blah blah. Then post it up here, and get 100 people to print it out and send it.

[Wasp]

A revenge tip that doesn't get you in trouble: Write up a letter explaining that you are not happy with his dangerous driving and blah blah blah. Then post it up here, and get 100 people to print it out and send it.
dont forget to add the suspicious white powder folks!

[imdying]

Taken from 'The Biff Book of Revenge'. Page 1142 annex D.[/FONT]Got an ISBN number for that mate :first: