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[boomer]

i laughed,......


BT Customer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk&NR)

students (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJTQiGNZc_A)

[The Pastor]

Simple things amuse simple minds.

[R6_kid]

haha, im standing by the phone waiting for them to call tonight...

[Karma]

Welcome to my world....

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Very interesting, that's exactly what I thought too!!

[The Pastor]

I work at a telemarketing research company.

Getting angry at the caller isnt going to achive much more than a sore throat. Its the company you need to yell at. I just do it becasue the hours suit my study.

[Waylander]

I work at a telemarketing research company.

Getting angry at the caller isnt going to achive much more than a sore throat. Its the company you need to yell at. I just do it becasue the hours suit my study.
Lol had a guy threaten me once when I worked at digipoll in Hamilton. The guy was a local so I told him a place too meet up if he wanted to sort his shit out with me in person and the fuck never showed.

Peaple are big over the phone/net...

Peaple need to just realize that telemarketers have to make a living too. IF you don't want to do an interview just politlely say no and ask them to remove your number from the system and they will, that easy, no need to get rude or anything.

BTW didn't watch the vid as I'm listening to a new cd and didn't want to stop it. Might watch it tomorrow though.

[The Pastor]

Its not that funny really. Just someone yelling at a telemarketer.

But getting calls on a cell phone? Thats pretty rude. Its like getting messages left on your answering machine. "Hi were doing a study, you're not in but we WILL get you later. Have a good day."

[The Stranger]

I work at a telemarketing research company.

Getting angry at the caller isnt going to achive much more than a sore throat. Its the company you need to yell at. I just do it becasue the hours suit my study.

No, yelling at the caller good and to be encouraged.

Yelling at the company is pointless and a cop out, that's like hiding behind company policy. That usually met with a swift brutal rebuke too.

Yelling at the caller provides stress relief, and god knows there is too much stress in life anyway.

You get the chance to be rude and arrogant and obnoxious all you want and not have to concern yourself with the usual social restrictions which you have been dieing to ditch. Call it an escape.

If enough of the tossers get yelled at maybe they will go out and get a real job.

It can be real fun trading insults with a faceless nameless arsehole.

It can even be a battle of wits.

I think of it a sport.

[judecatmad]

No, yelling at the caller good and to be encouraged.

Yelling at the company is pointless and a cop out, that's like hiding behind company policy. That usually met with a swift brutal rebuke too.

Yelling at the caller provides stress relief, and god knows there is too much stress in life anyway.

You get the chance to be rude and arrogant and obnoxious all you want and not have to concern yourself with the usual social restrictions which you have been dieing to ditch. Call it an escape.

If enough of the tossers get yelled at maybe they will go out and get a real job.

It can be real fun trading insults with a faceless nameless arsehole.

It can even be a battle of wits.

I think of it a sport.

Try this instead......

39988

:rofl:

[The Pastor]

If enough of the tossers get yelled at maybe they will go out and get a real job.

It can be real fun trading insults with a faceless nameless arsehole.

It can even be a battle of wits.

I think of it a sport.

Wrong on so many levels.

Most people who are working there are under 20 or older and cant get a job (i.e 40-60+) And they are only working there becuse there studing at uni and the afterhours nature of the job fits very well the study timetable. Or they are old and cant get a "real" job, even though it is a real job and not "imaginarey" like you want to belive.

Trading insults? Good luck, we're not allowed to comment back. So all your "trade" is a one way attack.

Battle of wits? If you spend ten minnuites going off at somone who doesnt care weather you want to talk or not, you've still wasted your time. We win regardless. If you have "wits" you will realise that the company's are only there becuase people actually have a valued view on the subject and are willing to contribute to the study. (FYI the "studies" are all biased and one way don't ever do one becuse there just like the MOT meetings where they have an angeda and are after ONE answer). Battle? What battle? All we are trying to do is get some money to pay for uni/ beers.

Sport? Its entirely one way, in your mind you can only win. Its like playing rugby with the handicaped team all sitting in wheelchairs. If you like to "win" like that, go ahead, I wont stop you.

Think before you post. Its ok, I know you old people are a bit slower that normal people.

(p.s if you want to stop getting calls say "can you please kill my number from your generator?" 50% of the time it will work because the company doesnt teach us how to do it, I only found out yesterday on how to do it.)

[The Stranger]

Wrong on so many levels.

Most people who are working there are under 20 or older and cant get a job (i.e 40-60+) And they are only working there becuse there studing at uni and the afterhours nature of the job fits very well the study timetable. Or they are old and cant get a "real" job, even though it is a real job and not "imaginarey" like you want to belive.

Trading insults? Good luck, we're not allowed to comment back. So all your "trade" is a one way attack.

Battle of wits? If you spend ten minnuites going off at somone who doesnt care weather you want to talk or not, you've still wasted your time. We win regardless. If you have "wits" you will realise that the company's are only there becuase people actually have a valued view on the subject and are willing to contribute to the study. (FYI the "studies" are all biased and one way don't ever do one becuse there just like the MOT meetings where they have an angeda and are after ONE answer). Battle? What battle? All we are trying to do is get some money to pay for uni/ beers.

Sport? Its entirely one way, in your mind you can only win. Its like playing rugby with the handicaped team all sitting in wheelchairs. If you like to "win" like that, go ahead, I wont stop you.

Think before you post. Its ok, I know you old people are a bit slower that normal people.

(p.s if you want to stop getting calls say "can you please kill my number from your generator?" 50% of the time it will work because the company doesnt teach us how to do it, I only found out yesterday on how to do it.)

Fuck you are full of shit aren't you.

I must admit I am slow, when everyone else slammed you for being a dick I say, no you are just rarking them up, surely no one would be that stupid in a public forum. But I see I was wrong.

Where is your spirit? You always do as you are told do you?
Pussy, you will make some woman or man an excellent wife.

The sport is of course getting them to fight back, and many do, therein lies the fun. The ones like yourself whom roll over and play dead provide the most fun as it is more of a challenge to hook them into the game.

But you are quite correct on one point however.
You are handicapped.

[kiwifruit]

funny shit :D

[Waylander]

No, yelling at the caller good and to be encouraged.

Yelling at the company is pointless and a cop out, that's like hiding behind company policy. That usually met with a swift brutal rebuke too.

Yelling at the caller provides stress relief, and god knows there is too much stress in life anyway.

You get the chance to be rude and arrogant and obnoxious all you want and not have to concern yourself with the usual social restrictions which you have been dieing to ditch. Call it an escape.

If enough of the tossers get yelled at maybe they will go out and get a real job.

It can be real fun trading insults with a faceless nameless arsehole.

It can even be a battle of wits.

I think of it a sport.

Perhaps I should tell you that some of them have not only your phone number on thier screen, but your address too.

Also, too much stress in life? So you're gonna pass it on to some other poor cunt? Maybe I should hang out around your work with a megaphone shouting insults at you for half an hour every 2 hours or so...

Would greatly relieve alot of my built up stress.

[Qkchk]

Who needs to see the clips when theres plenty of written action goin on! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT:rofl:

[boomer]

the point is, and i do exactly the same, the number is x directory .. i.e. not listed and therefore private. to have some random fucker ringing you up at night time wanting to either sell you something or ask your opinion is gonna get my back up every time.

one of the worst jobs i could imagine after used car salemen, insurance brokers and rozza's.


same goes for the bloody bible bashers that knock on my door..

any hows.. i thought it funny; if you didn't .. tuff :third:

[boomer]

Perhaps I should tell you that some of them have not only your phone number on thier screen, but your address too.

Also, too much stress in life? So you're gonna pass it on to some other poor cunt? Maybe I should hang out around your work with a megaphone shouting insults at you for half an hour every 2 hours or so...

Would greatly relieve alot of my built up stress.

as said above, the door knockers get the same response so if some pimply little fucker wants to come knock on my door after i've told him to feck off on teh phone, he'll get the same response; Waylander.. i've seen you mate and your not exactly fukin 'life threatening' are ya :sunny:

and your bollox about the megaphone going to some ones work is naff to say the least! go work in McDonalds ffs

[Waylander]

as said above, the door knockers get the same response so if some pimply little fucker wants to come knock on my door after i've told him to feck off on teh phone, he'll get the same response; Waylander.. i've seen you mate and your not exactly fukin 'life threatening' are ya :sunny:

and your bollox about the megaphone going to some ones work is naff to say the least! go work in McDonalds ffs
No I'm not but if you had never seen me before and the only info you had of me was deep voice with a western (as in the movies, Tomy Lee Jones kinda) accent.... Perceptions are not always reality., you should know that. Listen to Mike Tyson speak. If that was all you knew about him would you think he was threatening?

Just realize that telemarketers are trying to earn a living or extra cash on the side. Different from Bible Bashers as they arn't getting paid to be there, they do it out of 'faith'. And even I give them shit when they come around.

[boomer]

Why do you give bible bashers grief??? cos they believe in a religion you don't? Because they're pestering you with something you don't want or need? or just because?

You argument is floored my little american friend; you don't like it so you tell em so.. whats the difference? if anything the bible bashers are working on something they love so maybe should be commended for such faith where as telemarketeering shit heads dont give a git about the product/end result and are only after a quick buck for themselves at the expense of disturbing some miserable fucker at home who expressly said 'NO'

:scooter:

ps.. SpankMe.. get an online spellchecker (F7) for teh forums will ya !!!

[Maha]

Well i thought it was funny..... sounded bit lark our Boomer donnit ?
Harry the Hamster was cool also, some shouldn't ever listen to him....:rockon:

[Waylander]

Why do you give bible bashers grief??? cos they believe in a religion you don't? Because they're pestering you with something you don't want or need? or just because?

You argument is floored my little american friend; you don't like it so you tell em so.. whats the difference? if anything the bible bashers are working on something they love so maybe should be commended for such faith where as telemarketeering shit heads dont give a git about the product/end result and are only after a quick buck for themselves at the expense of disturbing some miserable fucker at home who expressly said 'NO'

:scooter:

ps.. SpankMe.. get an online spellchecker (F7) for teh forums will ya !!!Why do I give them grief? Mostly because I don't like the idea of someone else trying to control my life. Bad enough the government wants to I don't need some preacher on a soap box telling me to mend my immoral ways. I get along perfectly well with religious types of all creeds untill they try to convert me.

And yes I've been a missionary aswell (mormon if you must know but I learned) so I know what it's like to be them aswell.

[boomer]

(p.s if you want to stop getting calls say "can you please kill my number from your generator?" 50% of the time it will work because the company doesnt teach us how to do it, I only found out yesterday on how to do it.)

i think if you listen to it again he did ask for his number to be removed !!

i still laugh when i listen to it.. and yeah MahaMan Harry the hamster is all class.. Dover sent me that as a pxt at work and i played it in the office full belt.. needless to say i got some funny looks .. hilarious !!

[The Pastor]

Fuck you are full of shit aren't you.

I must admit I am slow, when everyone else slammed you for being a dick I say, no you are just rarking them up, surely no one would be that stupid in a public forum. But I see I was wrong.

You over estimate my intelligence.


Where is your spirit? You always do as you are told do you?
Pussy, you will make some woman or man an excellent wife.


I tired very hard to get a job, and I like my job. I like working hard. And I like doing well at my job. Do as im told? Have you not read my other posts? You make referance to them before, so you must have alzheimer's old man. Don't worry soon you will get the padded wall where you belong.



The sport is of course getting them to fight back, and many do, therein lies the fun. The ones like yourself whom roll over and play dead provide the most fun as it is more of a challenge to hook them into the game.

But you are quite correct on one point however.
You are handicapped.


Fight back? Like what?

"do you want to do a survey"
'Get lost you waste of space don't call me again'
"no you get lost, I rang you but your a tosser"
'no you are'
"no you are"

I see with your age you've gained alot of maturity. I susspose when you get so old and annoying that no one calls you have to take all the oppertunitys you get for human contact.

Your a sad sad man can. Sad. Lonely and old.

[The Pastor]

i think if you listen to it again he did ask for his number to be removed !!


Yeah thats true, I was talking about at my job in NZ. You will get calls from other countries too like india. Its actually cheaper for them to do the research from india than to do it from nz.

[The Stranger]

Just realize that telemarketers are trying to earn a living or extra cash on the side. Different from Bible Bashers as they arn't getting paid to be there, they do it out of 'faith'. And even I give them shit when they come around.

Shit man, you are worse than RM, at least he does not appear to be a hypocrite like you.

[The Stranger]

Your a sad sad man can. Sad. Lonely and old.

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.

That's it?
Sad, Lonely and old?
Looks like you are groping there young one, hoping something will strike a cord.

Whilst it has been mildly amusing engaging you, as sport you really are pathetic, rather tedious actually so please excuse me. Way more challenging things to do.

[Waylander]

Shit man, you are worse than RM, at least he does not appear to be a hypocrite like you.

How am I a hypocrite? I was foreced into it by my parents till I realized the reason I was unhappy with it was cause I didn't believe any of the BS I was spouting.


As for being a telemarketer, I hated that too. Boring as fuck. They had us doing the same interviews day in day out for months. Took me just one day to memorize the entire thing without even trying to do so. I ended up folding oragami cranes while I was working. Folded 1,390 of them. And I knew peaple hated us calling them but we had to cause it was our job. The least peaple can do is be polite and just say no thank you if they didn't want to be interviewed.

I recon I was nice to the peaple I called. Soon as they said no I said thank you for your time have a nice day and hung up, then I removed thier number from the system so we wouldn't call them again unless they told me they were just too busy at the moment.

[Scouse]

Well i thought it was funny..... sounded bit lark our Boomer donnit ?
Harry the Hamster was cool also, some shouldn't ever listen to him....:rockon:yea thats what I was thinkin Must be his brother back in Geordie land

[Deano]

Why do I give them grief? Mostly because I don't like the idea of someone else trying to control my life.

Like telemarketers do when you have to get off the couch to answer the phone ?


Waylander.. i've seen you mate and your not exactly fukin 'life threatening' are ya :sunny:


ROTFLMFAO !!

[scumdog]

You over estimate my intelligence.


I tired very hard to get a job, and I like my job. I like working hard. And I like doing well at my job. Do as im told? Have you not read my other posts? You make referance to them before, so you must have alzheimer's old man. Don't worry soon you will get the padded wall where you belong.




Fight back? Like what?

"do you want to do a survey"
'Get lost you waste of space don't call me again'
"no you get lost, I rang you but your a tosser"
'no you are'
"no you are"

I see with your age you've gained alot of maturity. I susspose when you get so old and annoying that no one calls you have to take all the oppertunitys you get for human contact.

Your a sad sad man can. Sad. Lonely and old.

This is GOOOOD! An occupation other than being a cop that people can get upset about, woohoo!

And BTW, The Harry the Hamster thing mentioned elsewhere? SOOOO 12-year-old in content and humour!! (and past its 'use-by date' already)

[The Pastor]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.

That's it?
Sad, Lonely and old?
Looks like you are groping there young one, hoping something will strike a cord.

Whilst it has been mildly amusing engaging you, as sport you really are pathetic, rather tedious actually so please excuse me. Way more challenging things to do.

Has it occured to you that I really don't give a toss. About what you have to say or anyone else for that matter.



As for being a telemarketer, I hated that too. Boring as fuck. They had us doing the same interviews day in day out for months. Took me just one day to memorize the entire thing without even trying to do so. I ended up folding oragami cranes while I was working. Folded 1,390 of them. And I knew peaple hated us calling them but we had to cause it was our job. The least peaple can do is be polite and just say no thank you if they didn't want to be interviewed.


Gaylander, you winey sassauge muncher, all work is boring, the only reason people work is to get money, If i didnt need money I'd be out riding. Only people who don't have a life care about if there work is "fun" or not. Work hard, play harder - theres a differnance. You've been fooled by the idea that work is susspoed to cater to your needs in having fun. What a load of bs, grow up.


This is GOOOOD! An occupation other than being a cop that people can get upset about, woohoo!


People get upset at the slightest things these days, my sister had a huge spaz at giving me a lift, saying it was completely the wrong direction? it was only an extra 2hrs out of her way....

[Waylander]

Gaylander, you winey sassauge muncher, all work is boring, the only reason people work is to get money, If i didnt need money I'd be out riding. Only people who don't have a life care about if there work is "fun" or not. Work hard, play harder - theres a differnance. You've been fooled by the idea that work is susspoed to cater to your needs in having fun. What a load of bs, grow up.


Odd considering my current job is fun and I really enjoy it...

[scumdog]

..... all work is boring, the only reason people work is to get money, If i didnt need money I'd be out riding. Only people who don't have a life care about if there work is "fun" or not. Work hard, play harder - theres a differnance. You've been fooled by the idea that work is susspoed to cater to your needs in having fun. What a load of bs, grow up....

I never thought that "work is 'susspoed' (New KB word or were you drunk?) to cater for my needs in having fun" but sorry to burst your bubble sunshine, surprisingly I DO enjoy my work, maybe not as much as messing with/riding my bike or hot-rod but still enjoy it a shitload compared with other jobs i've had.

Probably not the only one on this site gets enjoyment out of their work I'm guessing...

[boomer]

yea thats what I was thinkin Must be his brother back in Geordie land

i think they're scouses, i'm a yorkshire lad through and through and geordie land is about 300 miles further north from my home ( virtually scotland )

guys.. its a fukin 'take it or leave it' thread; don't like it? then piss off !!


and ScumDog.. i thought Harry the Hamster was spot on :yes:

[boomer]

.. surprisingly I DO enjoy my work


you're obviously a sadomasacist then piggy!!

[scumdog]

you're obviously a sadomasacist then piggy!!

It is my duty to provide a target for derision and scorn for the general populace (or so they seem to think):laugh: :lol: :whistle:

[Finn]

Telemarketers are bottom feeders, just like those loosers that wander around offices selling shit that won't sell in shops. They often end up selling Amway and typically don't have many friends.

The challenge is to make them cry on the phone. I like it when they ring.

[Maha]

But whips and chains excite me.



And.... Marshmallows?????????.......:whistle:

[MattRSK]

Anyone find anything else good on there yet. Or we just going to bitch and moan. Your a tosser RM.

[The Stranger]

And.... Marshmallows?????????.......:whistle:

Ha ha - It's all in how they are used?

[Scouse]

i think they're scouses, i'm a yorkshire lad through and through and geordie land is about 300 miles further north from my home ( virtually scotland )

guys.. its a fukin 'take it or leave it' thread; don't like it? then piss off !!


and ScumDog.. i thought Harry the Hamster was spot on :yes:Well you sound like a Geordie and not a Yorkey so where did you get that accent from

[boomer]

Well you sound like a Geordie and not a Yorkey so where did you get that accent from


from teh two dollar shop.. the two dollar shop.. come on, sing with me.. the two dollar shop!


Hey Jock deliva these an a'll give yu a canny bag a' Tuda oot me wages!
Whey aye man fo Tuda a'd climb a moontin
Pity that lifts oot ov orda!


Ye cannae whackem ...

[The Pastor]

Odd considering my current job is fun and I really enjoy it...

Thats nice dear, do you want a gold star?


I never thought that "work is 'susspoed' (New KB word or were you drunk?) to cater for my needs in having fun" but sorry to burst your bubble sunshine, surprisingly I DO enjoy my work, maybe not as much as messing with/riding my bike or hot-rod but still enjoy it a shitload compared with other jobs i've had.

Probably not the only one on this site gets enjoyment out of their work I'm guessing...

Firstly, I can't spell.

I never said that work can't be fun. You admitted it that you'd rather be somewhere else so who cares if its less boring than other jobs? any job is somthing you don't want to do (other wise you wouldnt get payed if you wanted to do it).

Sure there maybe some exceptions to this, but there are exceptions to everything, stop taking shit on kb as gospel.


Then why did you reply???

Becuase I have the freedom to do so, and I don't have a life... kb is all that I have left, after I killed 10 babies when I crashed into a preschool while drunk.

[MattRSK]

Thats nice dear, do you want a gold star?



Firstly, I can't spell.

I never said that work can't be fun. You admitted it that you'd rather be somewhere else so who cares if its less boring than other jobs? any job is somthing you don't want to do (other wise you wouldnt get payed if you wanted to do it).

Sure there maybe some exceptions to this, but there are exceptions to everything, stop taking shit on kb as gospel.



Becuase I have the freedom to do so, and I don't have a life... kb is all that I have left, after I killed 10 babies when I crashed into a preschool while drunk.

Confirmed my previous post. Cheers

[geoffm]

Worst are the damn recorded tele-spam we have been getting recvently at dinner time. Can't even blast a human.
Fax xpam also pisses me off, but 100 all black pages (message optional) sent to the person who is being advertised tells them that 1. fax spam is a bad marketing idea and 2. they need a new toner cart for their fax machine, as the 100 pages just used it all up...
Geoff

[Waylander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZJ91oFp6G8