Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:

[Maverick]

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Thanks.

[placidfemme]

haha thats just awesome!!!!

[Ghost Lemur]

Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.

[Sniper]

Shit thats funny

[Colapop]

Dubya double dutch...

[Swoop]

Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.

Abbott and Costello?

EDIT: *goes away and checks - WOOHOO!* Brain still works!

[Aitch]

Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.

Marx brothers I think

[Ghost Lemur]

Abbott and Costello?

EDIT: *goes away and checks - WOOHOO!* Brain still works!

Bling on it's way. :rockon:

[Macktheknife]

Marx brothers I think

I think not! Abbott and Costello Who is on first? skit. A piece of comedic history!
nice redo though

[Maha]

Yeah thats great Maverick....could also have been Ronald Ragan...he was a twat too.........:yes:

[Wasp]

pah text is crappy, that was copied from an audio version which is WAY better (not to mention fairly old) ..... google for it....