Don't steal my drink!

[Beemer]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."

[Maha]

:gob: ......oh fuck..fingers down the throat, fingers down the throat.....:rofl:

[ynot slow]

a bloke in a bar sits staring at his drink.in walks the ugliest mother fucker trucky,sits down by the guy and sculls his drink.guy starts crying so trucky says don't cry i'll get you a drink,i hate to see a man cry.he then asks the guy why he was sad.i was late to work due to train problems and the boss sacked me,then i went to go home by cab and left my wallet in it and couldn't stop the cab,went inside to find my wife shagging the gardener and the cleaner,so i jumped into my car, came here filled my glass with poison and bourbon and you drank it.i can't fucken win today.:Punk:

[Steam]

That's fairly lame. I will send you a bill for my wasted 10 seconds.

[86GSXR]

I can't work out if that's brilliantly ridiculous - or both. Why the title? The truckie going to kill him?

[ynot slow]

was something along lines of you know you've had a bad day............last bit as well ended with when so i cut out the main title and ammended it.

[Beemer]

Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34935&highlight=poison (with a few details changed).

[Sniper]

Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34935&highlight=poison (with a few details changed).

Good find. The QRF were suspicious, but didnt look

[Beemer]

Good find. The QRF were suspicious, but didnt look

Tut tut, Sniper, tut tut!

[Sniper]

Tut tut, Sniper, tut tut!

The QRF are treading carefully after "The Gross Error"....

[Beemer]

The QRF are treading carefully after "The Gross Error"....

Tell me more, I've been in Auckland since Tuesday - what have I missed?

[Sniper]

Tell me more, I've been in Auckland since Tuesday - what have I missed?

It is unspeakable

[Hitcher]

Oh, the unimaginable horror. Some things are best left undiscussed.

[Storm]

What about the 50 million posts in the Scottish Thread?






( There, I didnt say its name out loud)