Fluctuations!

[T.I.E]

An Asian man walked into the Currency Exchange in New York City with 2000
yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000
yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that
week than the previous week. The teller said "Fluctuations." The Asian
man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted,
"Fluc you Amelicans, too!"


hope no one is offended.

[Marmoot]

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[Sniper]

Well done marmoot

[oldrider]

Today I went to Oamaru.

I had a bunch of Cyprus pounds I needed to change.

I went to the currency exchange window of a local bank.

Short line.....one person in front of me, I lined up to wait my turn.

The Asian guy in front was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

He was getting a little agitated.

He asked the teller, "why it change?"...."Yesterday I get two hunnat dolla of yen...today I get hunnat eighty!...Why it change?"

The teller says...."Fluctuations!"

The Asian guy says......"Fluc you white guys too!".............:shutup: John.

[far queue]

heheheheh very good :lol:

[Flatcap]

Do asians go to Oamaru?

[Lias]

That joke is about as old as oldrider :gob:

[sAsLEX]

Do asians go to Oamaru?

They work in the mines down there dont they?

[Scouse]

Today I went to Oamaru.

I had a bunch of Cyprus pounds I needed to change.

I went to the currency exchange window of a local bank.

Short line.....one person in front of me, I lined up to wait my turn.

The Asian guy in front was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

He was getting a little agitated.

He asked the teller, "why it change?"...."Yesterday I get two hunnat dolla of yen...today I get hunnat eighty!...Why it change?"

The teller says...."Fluctuations!"

The Asian guy says......"Fluc you white guys too!".............:shutup: John.Have you only just heared that I was tellin that one 12 years ago

[oldrider]

Don't worry, when you get old and get Alzheimer's, you meet new people and hear new jokes every day!
I will probably share a few more new "old jokes" with you before I am too far gone to remember how to start the computer and log on but..:whocares: it's not compulsory to read them. lol Cheers John.

[scumdog]

They work in the mines down there dont they?

Ain't got mines - but got a lot of market gardens..

[McJim]

Don't worry, when you get old and get Alzheimer's, you meet new people and hear new jokes every day!


Yeah, that's the 3 best things about Alzheimers:
1/ Meet new and exciting people every day.
2/ No one gives you a hard time for forgetting birthdays.
3/ Meet new and exciting people every day.

[codgyoleracer]

An Asian woman goes into a bank in Perth and begins exchanging her money.

After the transaction is complete she asks the teller, "Why it change?> Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I ony get a hunat eighty?"


The teller says very slowly, "Fluctuations."

The Asian woman says, "Fluc you Ozzies too!" :shit:

[NotaGoth]

lmao... dry :D

[Sniper]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34967&highlight=Fluctuations
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=16089&highlight=Fluctuations
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=312055&postcount=3

[PuppetMaster]

haha, fluccin funny

[YellowDog]

An Asian woman in New Zealand goes in to her local ANZ Branch and begins exchanging her money.

After the transaction is complete she asks the teller: 'Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?'

The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly.... 'fluctuations'.

The Asian woman narrows her eyes and says, 'fluck you Kiwis too' :laugh: