HELP. Any plumbers out there in Souf Auckland area??

[The_Dover]

Hey guys,

I need some help here.

A big fucking picture that Vic hangs in the shitter has fallen off the wall and smashed the bog.

I don't really wanna have to wait to get the bastard fixed so if anyone is able to lend me a hand to replace this thing (tonight would be good, will pay in piss and a good feed or a ride on my gixxer thou) please give me a call on 021 3xxxx2.

Cheers,

Ben

[Lou Girardin]

This is an emergency folks.
When you're as full of shit as Dover, you need a functioning shitter urgently.

[Ixion]

Well, Mr Dover does have a previous reputation for smashing up shitters. Oh, wait, those were Suzukis. Hm, I guess maybe he didn't notice the difference?


(Yes. I'll be hiding out from irate Suzuki riders for the next few weeks)

[Finn]

This is a hoax guys. Whatever you do, don't let Dover use your shitter. I did once and it involved the Council's Toxic Spill team, the Fire Service, the Centre for Decease Control, the Army and a team of desperate plumbers.

You have been warned.

[andrea]

hey cool you can turn it upside down and use it as a bong, too bad i dont have pauls number he might have been able to help

[Colapop]

What's actually busted on it? Is it the bowl, the cistern or something else? Either way pretty straightforward to fix. A man of your skills should be able to get yourself out of the shit...

[The_Dover]

Emergency over folks.

The man of many skills has come to the rescue.

And I didn't even get shit under my nails.

[Swoop]

Two nominations for "quote of the year" in this thread already....

[Scouse]

Hey guys,

I need some help here.

A big fucking picture that Vic hangs in the shitter has fallen off the wall and smashed the bog.

I don't really wanna have to wait to get the bastard fixed so if anyone is able to lend me a hand to replace this thing (tonight would be good, will pay in piss and a good feed or a ride on my gixxer thou) please give me a call on 021 374322.

Cheers,

BenDont know any Plumbers how about a plum eater....?

[The_Dover]

Dont know any Plumbers how about a plum eater....?

nah, I already spoke to Finn and he says he's shit at DIY.

[The_Dover]

Here are the pictures.

Fuck, I'm good. I'm now gonna have a bong and a good feed (chili!) then go test my new "appliance"!!

[Finn]

Where's the fucking seat you moron? You'll have trouble doing number two's without it.

Picture frame my arse. That smash is about the same size as Vic's head. Good on yah mate.

[Swoop]

Errr, shouldn't there be a seat on there? or am I being a fussy bugger?
Like my arse warm when sitting and reading a book...

[Finn]

Hey Swoop, get your own material mate.

[GIXser]

Emergency over folks.

The man of many skills has come to the rescue.

And I didn't even get shit under my nails.




cos its all in ya mouth,,, how are ya, got a firken job yet??? me mate still wants a chef/cook/whatever......

[El Dopa]

hey cool you can turn it upside down and use it as a bong, too bad i dont have pauls number he might have been able to help

Nah, he likes to smoke good shit, not literal shit.

[The_Dover]

Nah, he likes to smoke good shit, not literal shit.

fuckin a bro.

[Colapop]

But (given his earlier comments re:chili) would you really wanna be anywhere near him when he's on the .... "good shit" or having one for that matter...