Forum whore
Hey guys,
I need some help here.
A big fucking picture that Vic hangs in the shitter has fallen off the wall and smashed the bog.
I don't really wanna have to wait to get the bastard fixed so if anyone is able to lend me a hand to replace this thing (tonight would be good, will pay in piss and a good feed or a ride on my gixxer thou) please give me a call on 021 3xxxx2.
Cheers,
Ben
Immature and proud of it.
This is an emergency folks.
When you're as full of shit as Dover, you need a functioning shitter urgently.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Forum whore
Well, Mr Dover does have a previous reputation for smashing up shitters. Oh, wait, those were Suzukis. Hm, I guess maybe he didn't notice the difference?
(Yes. I'll be hiding out from irate Suzuki riders for the next few weeks)
Originally Posted by skidmark
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This is a hoax guys. Whatever you do, don't let Dover use your shitter. I did once and it involved the Council's Toxic Spill team, the Fire Service, the Centre for Decease Control, the Army and a team of desperate plumbers.
You have been warned.
Hardcore Biker
hey cool you can turn it upside down and use it as a bong, too bad i dont have pauls number he might have been able to help
Forum whore
What's actually busted on it? Is it the bowl, the cistern or something else? Either way pretty straightforward to fix. A man of your skills should be able to get yourself out of the shit...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
Emergency over folks.
The man of many skills has come to the rescue.
And I didn't even get shit under my nails.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Two nominations for "quote of the year" in this thread already....
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
Dont know any Plumbers how about a plum eater....?
Forum whore
nah, I already spoke to Finn and he says he's shit at DIY.
Forum whore
Here are the pictures.
Fuck, I'm good. I'm now gonna have a bong and a good feed (chili!) then go test my new "appliance"!!
Guest
Where's the fucking seat you moron? You'll have trouble doing number two's without it.
Picture frame my arse. That smash is about the same size as Vic's head. Good on yah mate.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Errr, shouldn't there be a seat on there? or am I being a fussy bugger?
Like my arse warm when sitting and reading a book...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Guest
Hey Swoop, get your own material mate.
Pimpin Trashie...
[QUOTE=The_Dover;744322]Emergency over folks.
The man of many skills has come to the rescue.
And I didn't even get shit under my nails.[/QUOTE]
cos its all in ya mouth,,, how are ya, got a firken job yet??? me mate still wants a chef/cook/whatever......
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