Who has the hottest Missus?

[shafty]

There's something about Women and machinery. Here's mine with her 'Streak...

[SARGE]

my wife says i do...:eek5:

[SuperDave]

Looks like marks ex.

what coutnry was that picture taken in.

No fucken way is she Mark's ex, don't insult me.
That photo was taken in Poland.

[Mental Trousers]

Only other ones I have are nude and I might get sin binned for those :innocent:

Definitely. No one wants to see nude pictures of you!!!!

[SwanTiger]

No fucken way is she Mark's ex, don't insult me.
That photo was taken in Poland.
Nice.

Mark's ex-girlfriend was alright, just high maintenance. I'm sure Mark will agree.


Definitely. No one wants to see nude pictures of you!!!!
I only have two nude pictures of me, one of which is already on this web site. I bet you'd love nude pictures of me sprawled over a pink bike.

So who the fuck is the winner? I think Big Tex win's, some hot bitches over in Texas, all of them (apart from the one who had the make up caked on) is very very rootable.

Then again we need some validation, those photos are a bit too "perfect".

Second choice would have to be Buggy, his Girlfriend deserves all the credit for being with a guy who rides an orange bike -- and for going pillion on it.

[WINJA]

Here's mine.

WHYS THE PICTURE CROPPED LIKE THAT , IS SHE QUEING FOR BREAD

[COP_B8]

Not my missus, date for my ball, but time will tell hopefully...

[COP_B8]

A picture might help.:yes:

[scumdog]

A picture might help.:yes:

Nice norks!!:niceone:

[Swoop]

A picture might help.:yes:
Who is the bearded git giving you the fingers in the background???:dodge:

[Lias]

Nice norks!!:niceone:

Dirty old man!

But true :rockon:

[R6_kid]

A picture might help.:yes:

she sure looks maleable

[Damon]

A picture might help.:yes:

There's a winner right there, great baps!:yes:

[Hitcher]

great baps!

Help me, please. Are "baps" the same things as "norks"?

[Storm]

Yes they are

[Hitcher]

In my day we called them bosoms.

[Big Dave]

In my day


'In many ways, the Triassic was a time of transition. It was at this time that the world-continent of Pangaea existed, altering global climate and ocean circulation. The Triassic also follows the largest extinction event in the history of life, and so is a time when the survivors of that event spread and recolonized.'

[Damon]

'In many ways, the Triassic was a time of transition. It was at this time that the world-continent of Pangaea existed, altering global climate and ocean circulation. The Triassic also follows the largest extinction event in the history of life, and so is a time when the survivors of that event spread and recolonized.'


:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Devil]

Well I guess this picture symbolises her temperament.

My lufferly Lane :love:

[R6_kid]

haha, i always thought she was a bit quiet for her own good!

[nudemetalz]

Well I guess this picture symbolises her temperament.

My lufferly Lane :love:

That looks like an M72 to me,...mmmm,...uuughhhhh...

[Pwalo]

haha, i always thought she was a bit quiet for her own good!

I hope she doesn't take things too personally now!

[Big Dave]

I take back everything I ever said about Speed 4's.

[Storm]

I take back everything I ever said about Speed 4's.

Dont bother, you'd need at least two rounds to dent your oversized carcass

[SwanTiger]

yeah I enjoy the eating of carrots
How you doin' :cool:

[The_Dover]

10 characters

Hey, doesn't she work in showies?

Best $150 I ever spent!!

[Hitcher]

10 characters

Is that really your missus?

[Smorg]

Hey, doesn't she work in showies?

Best $150 I ever spent!!

thats what I thought about your mum but then she quoted me $10 must say though you definately get what you pay for

[The_Dover]

thats what I thought about your mum but then she quoted me $10 must say though you definately get what you pay for

hey as long as I get my cut it's all gravy baby.

[notme]

I'de reckon Allun's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=5600) is up there.

And saying this will probably get my ass kicked in a few weeks.

Yeah, probably but I'll do my best to make sure she doesn't hurt ya too bad....again....


A woman with tools.......kinda hot.....and kinda scary!

Please note her outstanding features:

1. jim and coke!
2. a woman wif tools!
3. the space where her bike usually is
4. the cage she built for to keep me in.

I wuv my Bekki :love:

[Lias]

Yeah, probably but I'll do my best to make sure she doesn't hurt ya too bad....again....

I think we both know this wont happen, if only for the fact he'd like it far too much if she started hurting him.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Aye....all good.

[Terminated]

Forgot to Shave

[Terminated]

After The Shave

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.suzy.co.nz/images/SuzyNew01.jpg">

I win :banana:

-Indy

[SwanTiger]

Forgot to Shave

What kind of dog is that, Buck?

[Edbear]

<img src="http://www.suzy.co.nz/images/SuzyNew01.jpg">

I win :banana:

-Indy



Suzy loses...:whistle:

[Edbear]

Hope that wasn't too obtuse. Suzy's great!:beer:

[Terminated]

What kind of dog is that, Buck?

Miniature Schnauser,

His name is Arnie, named him after Arnie Schnausernegger.

They are a great wee dog, there is the Miniature, the Standard [about a boxer or labrador size dog], and the Giant [say no more].

Arnie is 6years old in the picture and looks the same as when he was 1yr old.

The breed does not shed its coat, so he has a grooming cut every 8 weeks.

A wonderful house dog, a good temperament, though they are very territorial and will bark at any visitor arriving to the front door.

Thanks for asking SwanTiger.

Heads Up and Enjoy

[MattRSK]

Tom Cruise wins!

<img src="http://www.suaramerdeka.com/cybernews/entertainmen/gosip/Katie%20Holmes.jpg">

[Waylander]

Yeah, probably but I'll do my best to make sure she doesn't hurt ya too bad....again....



Please note her outstanding features:

1. jim and coke!
2. a woman wif tools!
3. the space where her bike usually is
4. the cage she built for to keep me in.

I wuv my Bekki :love:
Took you long enough to respond lol.

[Hitcher]

Keep this on topic, or else!

The "topic" of this thread is not about film stars' missuses, its about the female significant others of Kiwi Bikers.

[Terminated]

Keep this on topic, or else!

The "topic" of this thread is not about film stars' missuses, its about the female significant others of Kiwi Bikers.

Suppose that goes for the dog too.....

[Mr. Peanut]

Isn't she cuuuuuute? :D

[scumdog]

On topic: I still have the hottest missus.

[skidMark]

Isn't she cuuuuuute? :D

aint that your mum?

[Timber020]

aint that your mum?

yeah it is, and she rocks, right guys?

[Curious_AJ]

I think I have the hottest missus (yes, the one besides Indy)

but also pictures of Indy... MINE!!! *hisses at kittie*

[Indiana_Jones]

Helen has no tits.......

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

she may not, but she is my bitch...

[xwhatsit]

she may not, but she is my bitch...

Lol, wot?

Anyway. I assure you she's the one on the left.

[skidMark]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

she comes with the bike right?

[scumdog]

I think I have the hottest missus (yes, the one besides Indy)

but also pictures of Indy... MINE!!! *hisses at kittie*

Is she Chrissy Hynds younger sister???

[SpankMe]

The perect missus?
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[NotaGoth]

I'm definately not hot or the hottest but I'm the best Mrs out there...

I cook.. I clean.. I have small feet so I fit well against the whiteware.. I'm perfect!!!! Every Dans dream... :innocent:






Am I being hissed at???????? :(

[Smorg]

I'm definately not hot or the hottest but I'm the best Mrs out there...

I cook.. I clean.. I have small feet so I fit well against the whiteware.. I'm perfect!!!! Every Dans dream... :innocent:

Am I being hissed at???????? :(


Boo'd I think, can we start a hot X's list?

[NotaGoth]

:innocent:

[speeding_ant]

eh eh eh? She's pretty pretty..

[Disco Dan]

The perect missus?

"I want that one"


I'm definately not hot or the hottest but I'm the best Mrs out there...

I cook.. I clean.. I have small feet so I fit well against the whiteware.. I'm perfect!!!! Every Dans dream... :innocent:

Whats your phone number.

[NighthawkNZ]

love of my life... stop with all this soppy shit already :innocent:


I can ride her all day long.
She doesn't complain if I ride another.
Doesn't get head aches.
She swallows (all the petrol I give her) ;)
Doesn't complain when I miss a gear...
loves being riden hard and fast
always wants more

[Toaster]

Nice, but I would have thought you'd get her to wear a Tom Cruise mask :dodge:

Apparently only when in bed.

[mstriumph]

waaaaaaaaaaay too much information!! :shutup:

[Hitcher]

For anybody wondering what has happened to about 50-odd posts of drivel, they're now in the Drivel Thread. If was either that or relegate the whole thread to that fate.

[Finn]

For anybody wondering what has happened to about 50-odd posts of drivel, they're now in the Drivel Thread. If was either that or relegate the whole thread to that fate.

What do you expect given the title "Who has the hottest Missus"?

It's in Rant or Rave, just leave it Hitcher.

[Toaster]

Toaster's babe... and some random chick next to her.

[Curious_AJ]

Is she Chrissy Hynds younger sister???

umm i dont know who that is, but no she isnt :p she is Helen... my OTHER lover... LOL ^_^!

oh, as for kittie... you were being hissed at, but playfully ofcourse :D

[Donor]

What do you expect given the title "Who has the hottest Missus"?

It's in Rant or Rave, just leave it Hitcher.

Agreed.

This is quite an uncomfortable feeling, and the cream is not working.

edit: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1020263&postcount=2427

Why the hell was this one moved?

Has a female, and a motorbike - presumably a posters 'missus'

I'd love to see the SOP for mods, there is some inconsistant bullshit happening here by one or two egos...

Relegate this to PD, infract me, do what you like, it's a forum, I'm forumming.

[desmo dave]

Here's my bitch....

She be quite demanding i spose

[_Gina_]

For anybody wondering what has happened to about 50-odd posts of drivel, they're now in the Drivel Thread. If was either that or relegate the whole thread to that fate.
Seriously, I would question the need to move Death Inc's post and my quoted reply.

For your reference, Death posted a picture of Draco with her knee down on the track and I quoted him and replied that "it doesn't get much better...." or something along those lines.

Please reverse or explain.


Gina

[merv]

Yeah why the hell do moderators even get involved in threads that are basically harmless fun? If the thread turns to custard it will die a natural death anyway as nobody will bother with it any more.

[Big Dave]

I have no issue with my drivel being duly consigned - but there were 2 genuine contributions by others that have suffered a similar fate?

Can you rectify that?

[stify]

For anybody wondering what has happened to about 50-odd posts of drivel, they're now in the Drivel Thread. If was either that or relegate the whole thread to that fate.

i also want know what happened to death's post, cause it should not be drivel so fuck off to the mod who decided that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i too wanted to post a pic of my gg riding, but if the mod's are going to shit all over this thread like this then i won't be arsed adding my input to this and any other to "wot i think is related" threads....and i add is this not the point of kb????????????????

infract me if u think it's out of line mr or ms/mrs/miss mod

[stify]

Keep this on topic, or else!

The "topic" of this thread is not about film stars' missuses, its about the female significant others of Kiwi Bikers.

and i will add nothing else

[Forest]

Trying to get things back on track. This is my missus. :yes:

[Squiggles]

mine :first:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=8930

[LilSel]

She be quite demanding i spose

Yep, very furry too... weighs 40+kg... pin's ya down when wanting cuddles...
Shes very loyal... Dribbles a bit... But I still love her :rockon: :sunny:

[Hitcher]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1020263&postcount=2427

Why the hell was this one moved?

Has a female, and a motorbike - presumably a posters 'missus'

I'd love to see the SOP for mods, there is some inconsistant bullshit happening here by one or two egos...

Relegate this to PD, infract me, do what you like, it's a forum, I'm forumming.

That post has been reinstated, inadvertently clipped as part of a massive cleanup. Sorry for that.

My intention was to rescue a good natured and, for most of its existence, on topic thread from the sort of nonsense that recently has turned several threads not only off topic but also into the sort of drivel that appears in LOTPIHGAD and similar threads.

If members want every thread to be a drivel thread, that makes Moderator housework considerably easier. It requires considerably fewer key strokes to relegate a whole thread than it does to delete the spurious and irrelevant posts.

[socialites]

Why would I think that this thread would be any different to any of the others. They never stick to the topic or never stay true to what the author intended it to be. So the two questions in my mind are, Would I post a picture of my missus on this site????....Answer :NO. Do members of Kiwi Biker do nothing else in life than to make shitty comments in the forums or threads???...Answer : Hell NO. If half the guys could ride as often as they talked crap on this site, one would almost be able to say one has a biking community.
Disagree if you like......

[Smorg]

Would I post a picture of my missus on this site????....Answer :NO. ......


is she a bit of a dog?

Dont know about you but I cant ride my bike around the office so the next best option is to go somewhere on the net bike related = KB, if your so upset and dissapointed why are you still here? Are you EMO?

[skelstar]

Disagree if you like......
Mate, I wouldnt post a picture of my missus on here either, but then I don't think I'd rant and rave about what this site should be after 55 posts either. We'd love to have you around but if you don't like it go somewhere else maybe?

I'll exercise my right to disagree thanks.

[Drew]

Want me to justify my existance here too?

I do:yes:

And, mine is the hottest missus too!

[McJim]

You're all wrong - I know a fella from Papua New Guinea who had the hottest missus. He was a canibal and had just picked up this female swedish backpacker. He shacked up with her and stuck his wife in the oven at around 200 degrees.

200 degrees is a hot hot missus! :rofl:

Sorry for dragging this back to the original post though.

[socialites]

You're all wrong - I know a fella from Papua New Guinea who had the hottest missus. He was a canibal and had just picked up this female swedish backpacker. He shacked up with her and stuck his wife in the oven at around 200 degrees.

200 degrees is a hot hot missus! :rofl:

Sorry for dragging this back to the original post though.

Thanks McJim for bringing this back...so bring on the hottest missus then guys...I am sure we can all still judge.....and choose the winner.

[Curious_AJ]

give me prize now...??

[peasea]

...so bring on the hottest missus

What about the 'wettest' category, how ya gonna judge that then? When it comes (oh, how bad was that?) to genitals I reckon my missus has you all licked (there he goes again!).

You won't find a tidier arrangment than my lady in all your born days but for some reason I'm not allowed to post a piccie. That's a bit sad considering the artistic qualities etc etc.

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=socialites;1022469]...so bring on the hottest missus QUOTE]

What about the 'wettest' category, how ya gonna judge that then? When it comes (oh, how bad was that?) to genitals I reckon my missus has you all licked (there he goes again!).

You won't find a tidier arrangment than my lady in all your born days but for some reason I'm not allowed to post a piccie. That's a bit sad considering the artistic qualities etc etc.

Hmmm she knows you posted this, right????????

[White trash]

My "missus" has posted her own pic on KB and she's mint.

Everybody elses bird pales by comparison to this hottie.

[Sniper]

My "missus" has posted her own pic on KB and she's mint.

Everybody elses bird pales by comparison to this hottie.

In the immortilised words of sAsLEX.... WAPSHHHHHHHH

[scumdog]

My "missus" has posted her own pic on KB and she's mint.

Everybody elses bird pales by comparison to this hottie.

I think we all think that to a certain extent.....no, NOT about your doris (hot though she me be) but our own ones.:yes:

[White trash]

In the immortilised words of sAsLEX.... WAPSHHHHHHHH
Fuck off homo, I'm the least whipped bloke I know.

[Sniper]

Fuck off homo, I'm the least whipped bloke I know.

Easy mate, I know that...

[Riff Raff]

Fuck off homo, I'm the least whipped bloke I know.

Oh really?????

[_Gina_]

Oh really?????
*looks for the thumb print*

BWAHAHAHAHA

[pyrocam]

Quite frankly, It's obvious my missus is the hottest chick around, I shant post a photo thou, might get Disco too excited.

[Disco Dan]

Quite frankly, It's obvious my missus is the hottest chick around, I shant post a photo thou, might get Disco too excited.

we've all seen her mate... dont get too excited.

[pyrocam]

strange dont remember you saying that whilst you tried to flirt with her?

[Disco Dan]

I flirt with everyone... the funny part was when she did it back.

You still not over all that are you? *rolls eyes*

[pyrocam]

I flirt with everyone... the funny part was when she did it back.

You still not over all that are you? *rolls eyes*


your proud of the fact?


yes dan, quite frankly I am still not over that.

GL with hitting on girls breaking up with their boyfriends a few hours beforehand

Fee Fi fo fum.... I smell the smell of a single woman!!!!

[Maha]

Just checking. As you were everyone....




ooooooooooooo

[SixPackBack]

....................

[peasea]

My "missus" has posted her own pic on KB and she's mint.

Everybody elses bird pales by comparison to this hottie.

Well, my missus HASN'T posted a pic of herself on KB but like good music you don't have to see to appreciate. My missus is the best, in light, in dark, in soul and in heart. I look into her eyes and I see everything. Pictures are not required, although she's photogenic I'm going to keep this one to myself. Nyah,nyah.

[Curious_AJ]

I still think I get the prize... and so does indy.. although I deserve it more... ;)

[Disco Dan]

I still think I get the prize... and so does indy.. although I deserve it more... ;)

here ya go AJ :done:

[Curious_AJ]

YAY!! *takes "big prize" and runs like the wind!*

[Curious_AJ]

hot, but awkward position... she looks uncomfortable... should be sitting on the bike with knees bent....

[R6_kid]

hot, but awkward position... she looks uncomfortable... should be sitting on the bike with knees bent....

there are numerous pics of her around, she's quite flexible.

[Curious_AJ]

*cough* nice... im really just passing comment on this one haha...

admiring female form and what not... not judging person...

[unclfkgbully]

10 fathoms

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :shit:

[BarBender]

full consent

Ah...no offence Alan but your missus is nice n all but to my mind pales in comparison to the 04 underneath her. That is a bike. The sharp lines, black rims and what a farken motor. And the Racecraft on it looks the bizzo.

[Matt Bleck]

Fark your nose is looking brown at the moment KF....

[scumdog]

full consent

Nice fish-smoker.

Oh, and the sheila on the green scoot ain't too bad neither...

[White trash]

full consent
Hmmmmm, I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before............

[placidfemme]

I claim the prize of cutest missus. :love:

I've never been into asian chicks... but last week Sam and I were going to Howick and this fucking hottie asian with a 6-pack tummy, belly ring, sexy little tattoo on her tummy... white jeans and g-string to boot hopped on the bus and OMGGGGGGG *drool* :love:

haha got off the bus at the same place as her and this old man walked into a street light cause he was too busy looking at her... haha wanted to take a piccie but my phone makes that "click" sound when you take pics and I thought that wouldn be a bit pervet-ish lol

should've taken it anyway...

*looks at asian chicks differently now* lol :shutup:

[jrandom]

Oh, well, I suppose Mrs Fish won't mind...

(She's the girl over 16. The girl under 16 is what happens when you're not careful enough when dealing with girls over 16...)

[jrandom]

wanted to take a piccie but my phone makes that "click" sound...

Seasoned perverts learn how to permanently disable that...

[placidfemme]

Seasoned perverts learn how to permanently disable that...

*needs to practise being a pervet*

lol I was walking behind her and Sam and I were both like... fuck shes walking slow... but lets just stay behind her... mmmm eye candy for sure

[Delerium]

Iv always found asian girls to be really attractive, but thats just me.

[Storm]

Dunno if I posted when this first turned up, but heres another.

She's the one on the right :bleh:

[Ronin]

*needs to practise being a pervet*

lol I was walking behind her and Sam and I were both like... fuck shes walking slow... but lets just stay behind her... mmmm eye candy for sure

At the risk of sounding like Dan.....

Am I the only one feeling just a little turned on right now?

:yes:

[Waylander]

*needs to practise being a pervet*

lol I was walking behind her and Sam and I were both like... fuck shes walking slow... but lets just stay behind her... mmmm eye candy for sure
Perhaps she wanted you two to pass her so she could have a chance to perve aswell.

[NhuanH]

I've never been into asian chicks... but last week Sam and I were going to Howick and this fucking hottie asian with a 6-pack tummy, belly ring, sexy little tattoo on her tummy... white jeans and g-string to boot hopped on the bus and OMGGGGGGG *drool* :love:

haha got off the bus at the same place as her and this old man walked into a street light cause he was too busy looking at her... haha wanted to take a piccie but my phone makes that "click" sound when you take pics and I thought that wouldn be a bit pervet-ish lol

should've taken it anyway...

*looks at asian chicks differently now* lol :shutup:
um, question...why were you taking a bus?? I didn't think I had a KiwiBusser login.

[oldrider]

First saw my missus on Christmas eve 1960 and she was "hot"! :blip: Know what I mean!!

She's been getting hotter every day since but her most endearing feature is still her impeccable judge of character! :cool:

The adage, "The camera does not lie" , is probably still true today, so sorry, no pics! :whistle: Cheers John.

[Curious_AJ]

aww, thats cute!

I first met indy online years ago, we lost contact for a few years, then i decided to insult his msn display picture at the beginning of last year (which was him holding a rabbit he shot, and im a vege) ... and it turned into a contest of "how can i annoy this person today?" and then we decided to meet after a while, and well.. here we are :love: and couldnt be happier...
almost a year together :D!!

[Storm]

Awwwwww.:) Thats cute. And here I was thinking you met at an eighties party dressed as characters from Top Gun

[SlowHand]

um, question...why were you taking a bus?? I didn't think I had a KiwiBusser login.


You really should stop dressing up on tuesdays.

[skidMark]

threads been dead for a while

here ya go then

:)

[zadok]

When my missus was going thru menopause she was pretty hot:sweatdrop :motu:
Some little pills fixed that.

[Indiana_Jones]

mmmmm Pretty AJ


<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=61264&stc=1&d=1179224617">

-Indy

[skidMark]

Do 1 night stands count?

well that depends got any pics of her naked?

if it's a guy i'm not interested rofl

[bugjuice]

So what does Buggies missus look like then eh?
lamo.. just found this thread!
and actually had a gander thru.. funny stuff

[skidMark]

i traded in for a newer model....

whats can i say i'm a sucker for a brunette.

heheehhehee

[Mr. Peanut]

How old's this one?

[skidMark]

17 lol.......

[Curious_AJ]

i still think i win.... :D

[Joni]

aww... posts got deleted... and by the way .. it was here befor, but got bloody deleted... I HAVE THE BEST MISSUS!!


oh noes! *looks around in fear of THE HITCHER*

Posts did not get deleted, 99% of stuff NEVER gets deleted AJ, but we have told you this before... have a look in PD Im sure you will find what you are looking for.

and

Hitcher is not your worry in this thread... I have had my eye on it for a while and is leaning very strongly towards PD.

[nudemetalz]

Isn't this the hottest thing you've ever seen !!!

(Oh and the Missus is okay too I guess...)

ooppppss.,.....time for me to start running....:dodge: :dodge: :sick:

[Curious_AJ]

pretty and pretty! ...

but my last post got put into PD AGAIN.... *sigh* posting in this thread is fruitless anymore...

[Paul in NZ]

Who has the hottest missus? For shame.....

I'd never call Vicki 'The Missus' for one thing and do you REALLY want me and the rest of the internet perving at your special partners?? Bah!

I married Vicki in 1980 and we had been together a couple of years. I fell in love with her the very second I clapped eyes on her and have NEVER EVER regretted it or allowed doubt to cloud my purpose. I've woken up next to her nearly every day and always thrilled at the feel of her next to me and the touch of her thigh when she pillions with me (the ultimate in trust).......

Is that HOT? Not to you maybe but to me it's the world....

The hottest missus? bah! I win hands down!

[nudemetalz]

That is very well put, Paul.

I feel that way about Bridget too. We have only been married 2 years but I totally feel that she is my life and soul. I feel grateful to have been given the chance of finally meeting "the right one" after years of dating bitches who only look after themselves and take all they can.

Bridget has been by my side while I have endured the epilepsy and what comes with it and has also endured enough of my anger and frustration that has come with it.
It's been tough on her too, but she never quit.

Loving motorcycles is just a bonus too :)

(Thanks for that nice comment in the bling, Crasher)

[Scorpygirl]

Rhino and I are a team!!! We try to look after one another and do heaps of things together. :scooter: :yes:

[nudemetalz]

Rhino and I are a team!!! We try to look after one another and do heaps of things together. :scooter: :yes:

I'm looking forward to meeting him when he comes down :)

[Bend-it]

Here's mine... met her in the the jungles of Vietnam.. :Punk:

[nudemetalz]

Here's mine... met her in the the jungles of Vietnam.. :Punk:

And she is a lovely lady.

[Edbear]

And she is a lovely lady.



But you'd say that to any female holding a gun that size...:yes:

[Bend-it]

Muahahaha! It's settled then, I have the hottest Missus on KB!! :first:

Disagree, and she'll pop a cap in your ass! :ar15:

[Hitcher]

Disagree, and she'll pop a cap in your ass!

Fortunately few KBers possess donkeys.

[Bend-it]

you might be surprised... this is New Zealand and there are southerners on the site...

[ManDownUnder]

Who has the hottest???? Me of course....

... and ArcherWC...

[Patrick]

If MDU's avitar is a real shot of his real Mrs, I vote for his.... More pics??

[ManDownUnder]

If MDU's avitar is a real shot of his real Mrs, I vote for his.... More pics??

it's not but it could be... she's similar in build, a few extra years though, and a more conservative dress sense (dammit).

[NighthawkNZ]

it's not but it could be... she's similar in build, (dammit).

lucky bar steward ;) :D

[Biggles08]

Who has the hottest???? Me of course....

... and ArcherWC...

Nope...sorry your wrong...my girl is the hottest, well she was yesterday. I talked to her and she was lying in the sun in Germany! 30 degrees C she said! At the time it was F$#%^$ cold here so I reckon my missus is the hottest:yes:

[peasea]

I'm looking forward to meeting him when he comes down :)

What's he on?

[nudemetalz]

Rhino's got a 1500/6 Goldwing but don't think he's riding it down to here.

[Reckless]

Shit have you noticed this thread 25,500 odd, views and nearly 500 posts!
No one can deny a chick on a bike grabs the attention:scooter:

[Morcs]

My T'utha half.

[Curious_AJ]

My T'utha half.

wowza... so beautiful! I give thee a vote!

[cynna]

someone on here is bound to find this one hot

(sorry if repost - saved picture ages ago and dont know if i i got it from this site)

anyhow tom wins

[Waylander]

someone on here is bound to find this one hot

(sorry if repost - saved picture ages ago and dont know if i i got it from this site)

anyhow tom wins
Posted yesterday nd nothing from Indy yet?

WTF dude you sick or something?

[skidMark]

My T'utha half.



mmmmmmmmmmm

when we playing pool next lol

shuld i walk over n visit ur missus? lol jokes....i like my kneecaps....and teeth

[Conquiztador]

The bikes are hers. The chop was sold some time ago and has given way for the later model Triumph.

[scumdog]

Sicka telling you lot: I have the hottest missus:yes: !!!!

[oldrider]

Sicka telling you lot: I have the hottest missus:yes: !!!!

Yeh and I agree with him too! :whistle: John. :innocent:

[98tls]

Sicka telling you lot: I have the hottest missus:yes: !!!! Nice mate.........thing is the rest of the countrys a bit worried..it maybe love but when we think Balclutha we think this....and no thats not one of dangerous's offspring

[scumdog]

Nice mate.........thing is the rest of the countrys a bit worried..it maybe love but when we think Balclutha we think this....

Sooooo, a self-portrait proving you actually come from Balclutha???

[skidMark]

Sooooo, a self-portrait proving you actually come from Balclutha???

98tls just got

PWN3D

[98tls]

98tls just got

PWN3D yea not a bad comeback at all from someone whose idea of ball-sports is....

[ozrobo]

http:///Users/matsuokimiko/Pictures/iPhoto Library/Originals/2007/Roll 72/PICT2230.JPG

[ozrobo]

i give up i hate computers cant get photo to work screw it im goin 4 a ride

[MVnut]

:Oops: misread the post..........thought it said Mistress :scooter::lol::lol:

[caesius]

Sweet so post a photo of her then.

[fireball]

I have the hottest missus :bleh:

[cowpoos]

the reson why your balls are dragging on the ground is because you have short arse legs ya dumb shit!!!

[SpankMe]

That'll explain the constant rash on my nuts then. :o

[Hitcher]

That'll explain the constant rash on my nuts then.

Trimming a couple of inches off the tops of your gumboots should help too.

[FlangMasterJ]

Ummm what can i say, my misses is the best in the country!

Who's that guy?

[Mental Trousers]

:2thumbsup :blink:

[cave weta]

She's real, she's sexy, she's here now and she owns me - the lucky woman!

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[skidMark]

She's real, she's sexy, she's here now and she owns me - the lucky woman!


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hang on.....whats in it for her lol

[ynot slow]

Ummm what can i say, my misses is the best in the country!

Bit of a slag mate she's screwed about half the country

[Indiana_Jones]

AJ is sexy!

:love:

-Indy

[Maha]

Here we go.


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-Indy


AJ is sexy!

:love:

-Indy

Yeah yeah you told us that already..........September 06' :rolleyes:

[crazefox]

We need to start up a kiwibiker hottest wives comp like the Rock is doing????????????????

[twotyred]

we do??? :blink:

[crazefox]

we do??? :blink:

FUCK YES i just cant figure out how to post pics on here(dumb spraypainter):2guns:

[trustme]

You go first, I like to watch.

[Oakie]

I seem to remember we did this a couple of years back.

[Blossom]

define hot.

and while your at it are you talking ALL of the wife or just the best bits?

[Edbear]

I seem to remember we did this a couple of years back.

I think it's been done a couple of times now. My wife wins...:yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

and while your at it are you talking ALL of the wife or just the best bits?

Which ever comes first.

-Indy

[peasea]

We need to start up a kiwibiker hottest wives comp like the Rock is doing????????????????


I'm a starter, how would you rate my missus?

PS: I took that picture myself, nice huh, natural and all.

[Pussy]

I'm a starter, how would you rate my missus?

PS: I took that picture myself, nice huh, natural and all.

You are SOOO in the shit when Mrs Peasea finds out about that post.



Good luck, mate

[klingon]

I don't have a wife :weep:

[peasea]

You are SOOO in the shit when Mrs Peasea finds out about that post.



Good luck, mate

Who's gonna tell her?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[peasea]

I don't have a wife :weep:

There goes that photo shoot.

[peasea]

I don't have a wife :weep:

Now that you mention it....neither do I. I just have a missus.

[disenfranchised]

Well then, let me be the first to post a serious entry!!!

[peasea]

Well then, let me be the first to post a serious entry!!!

Your missus? True? Looks like that woman has terrible taste.

[Skunk]

Well then, let me be the first to post a serious entry!!!
You poor bugger...

[Dean]

Well then, let me be the first to post a serious entry!!!

looks like the rodney ginger cops sister

[smoky]

Whaooorrrr she's a cute little minx my wahine

Only thing is - she hates motorbikes, guess you can't have everything

[fire eyes]

I don't have a wife :weep:


I dont either ... want to get married? :bleh:

[FROSTY]

Yall LOOSE cos I got me the hotest looking woman there is .

[Drogen Omen]

Well here's my sexy ass wife and she also Loves Bikes and rides her own bike also...

[Shadows]

I'm a starter, how would you rate my missus?

PS: I took that picture myself, nice huh, natural and all.

She has a damn fine pair of ears.

[peasea]

She has a damn fine pair of ears.

Grasp one ear in each hand, stick your knob in her mouth and heaven is just a moment away.

[EatOrBeEaten]

Grasp one ear in each hand, stick your knob in her mouth and heaven is just a moment away.
And you could do some rightous pegging with those teeth an' all...

[peasea]

And you could do some rightous pegging with those teeth an' all...

I think I have a piccie of the other end somewhere, please hold...........

[Beemer]

I don't have a wife :weep:

Same here, although god knows I could do with one to help with the cooking an cleaning!

[peasea]

Not the pic I was looking for, but close...........

[peasea]

Same here, although god knows I could do with one to help with the cooking an cleaning!

What are you cleaning? I could wear drag..........

[Brownbikerbabe]

I dont either ... want to get married? :bleh:

mail order brides are less costly you know...paper, pen and you're :done::blink:

[blacksheep]

Not the pic I was looking for, but close...........

dog on a stick.................nice:clap:

[CookMySock]

Bah. Dissappointed! Not a serious thread! Most of us are sworn to secrecy anyway. Grump.

Steve

[scumdog]

I think I have a piccie of the other end somewhere, please hold...........

Please hold...WHAT???:eek:

[cs363]

I dont either ... want to get married? :bleh:


That post will get tongues wagging.... :lol:

[peasea]

Please hold...WHAT???:eek:

I dunno about you but first thing in the morning I often hold...........a tea cup.

[scumdog]

I dunno about you but first thing in the morning I often hold...........a tea cup.

Whew, ya had me worried for a moment..

[Solly]

I dunno about you but first thing in the morning I often hold...........a tea cup.

That's a funny name for it :laugh:

[peasea]

That's a funny name for it :laugh:

It's got two lumps and an outrageous handle that my missus just loves, it makes her go all gooey and sticky. Maybe two lumps is too much ya think?

[scumdog]

It's got two lumps and an outrageous handle that my missus just loves, it makes her go all gooey and sticky. Maybe two lumps is too much ya think?

Getting it through the tea-strainer must make yer eyes water a bit though....

[Matt Bleck]

PEOW PEOW!!!


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=35377

[Beemer]

What are you cleaning? I could wear drag..........

The usual - dunnies, house, Corvette - no wait, you don't get to touch that!

[smoky]

AJ is sexy!


I've never met her but after viewing this whole thread I have to say - AJ gets my vote as well

the Kiwibiker hottie is AJ

Now thats done with - who's the hottest stripper on KB - that should be worth a few posts

[Solly]

It's got two lumps and an outrageous handle

........and tastes as weak as piss:lol:

[White trash]

Now thats done with - who's the hottest stripper on KB - that should be worth a few posts


I've never had any complaints.......

[peasea]

The usual - dunnies, house, Corvette - no wait, you don't get to touch that!

Plastic cars eh.....what year?

[portokiwi]

:drool:Well heres mine. She is hot to me

[cs363]

I've never had any complaints.......



:rofl: .......I think they may be about to start....

[cs363]

:drool:Well heres mine. She is hot to me


Well said that man! If she sees that post, you'll be in the good books :2thumbsup

[Tone165]

All the lovely ladies!

I wouldn't know who to vote for if asked..but the "longhaul" stories mean the most.

I was married for 30 yrs..sent her to lessons to get her bike licence, once she got it..she took my Busa and left me!

Never mind..I got a new lady, and a new bike.

[Pussy]

:drool:Well heres mine. She is hot to me

And rightly so!

Mrs Portokiwi is gorgeous

[klingon]

...I was married for 30 yrs..sent her to lessons to get her bike licence, once she got it..she took my Busa and left me!...



OMG! That's mean!

*klingon hatches a plan for getting a busa* <_<


Hold on a minute... that's a 30-year investment... on second thoughts I think I'll just save up for my own busa. :blink:

[scumdog]

All the lovely ladies!

I wouldn't know who to vote for if asked..but the "longhaul" stories mean the most.

I was married for 30 yrs..sent her to lessons to get her bike licence, once she got it..she took my Busa and left me!

Never mind..I got a new lady, and a new bike.

That'll learn ya for riding a sprotsbike kinda scoot.

CB (normajeane on KB) and I got back to '73 and ride cruisers.:nya:

And she's hot-hot-hot.:love:

And still with me.:2thumbsup

[Blatman]

:love: sigh....I met her on http://adultsheepfinder.com/ New Zealand' s #1 Internet Dating Site

[NighthawkNZ]

CB (normajeane on KB) and I got back to '73 and ride cruisers.:nya:

And she's hot-hot-hot.:love:

And still with me.:2thumbsup

We are still trying to work out why... :dodge:

[awayatc]

And still with me.:2thumbsup

Must be attached......?:hug:

Maybe even in more ways then one....?:whistle:

[Morcs]

So who's judging?

another contribution - ms morcs

[SpankMe]

How about biggest age difference. Any cradle snatchers here can beat 15 years? :p


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[Solly]

We are still trying to work out why... :dodge:

She's waiting for him to buy a Busa:shifty:

[Oakie]

I was married for 30 yrs..sent her to lessons to get her bike licence, once she got it..she took my Busa and left me! .

That has the makings of a great Country and Western song. Perfect if she left you for the motorcycle licensing fella.

[retro asian]

How about biggest age difference. Any cradle snatchers here can beat 15 years? :p


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Once you go Asian, you'll never go Caucasian!!

[Pussy]

Frenchy has a HAWT missus :yes:

[2much]

How about biggest age difference. Any cradle snatchers here can beat 15 years? :p


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Damn! Respect to you Spank... thought I was doing well at 8yrs!

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[ynot slow]

How about biggest age difference. Any cradle snatchers here can beat 15 years? :p


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My ex wife was 39 the same day my girlfriend was turning 19,I was turning 38 in three months time.Was it strange no,except when her mum was 5 yrs older than me,her 16yr old sister thought we were cool lol.But all good things must end,wondered why after a few weeks she freaked when cops turned up in bars(20yr age then),really thought she was at least 27 or so at the time.

[Finn]

How about biggest age difference. Any cradle snatchers here can beat 15 years? :p


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Hey Spank, you could of removed your helmet for the wedding shot. Were you in a hurry?

Edit: Oops, sorry.

[smoky]

My girls hot - this is how I would like to remember my misses;

[saul]

My girls hot - this is how I would like to remember my misses;

That is a classic shot:niceone::devil2:

[Pussy]

Pussy and Balu's respective missus are pretty hawt!

[EatOrBeEaten]

I've been told to say that Gremlin's new bird is the hawtness...