Who has the hottest Missus?

[NSR-Dan]

This idea came up while talking on the chat room.

post a pic or your missus, and see what people think.

(why do i think this is goin to cause bitch fights)

[LilSel]

Here's my bitch....

[Indiana_Jones]

Here we go.


<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41341&stc=1&d=1157895076">

-Indy

[sAsLEX]

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=39446&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1155768604>


but in reality

[placidfemme]

Sam has the hottest girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

I can see this will be followed by a "who has the biggest willy" thread, and then the all too famous "who can drink the most"...

[Krayy]

Here we go.


<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41341&stc=1&d=1157895076">

-Indy
Nice, but I would have thought you'd get her to wear a Tom Cruise mask :dodge:

[Joni]

Hmmm, God knows why Im posting in this thread, but seeing he is not online anymore I thought I would speak for White Trash... he has the hottest "missus" - she is a stunner in every sence of the word

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1532

[Karma]

Most of you probably know my Mrs. She hosts a lot of pictures on the tubgirl website :D

[The Pastor]

I beat you all hands down.

[Beemer]

Sorry, I don't swing that way - I have a Mr and not a missus!

[Jantar]

Sorry, I don't swing that way - I have a Mr and not a missus!
That's OK, just post a pic of your hubby's missus. :yes:

[Beemer]

That's OK, just post a pic of your hubby's missus. :yes:

Me not as green as me cabbage looking!

[Motoracer]

LOL, this compition would be right up my ally, seeing as I seem to go for the model types (who are also intelligent, mature, kind, loving blah blah blah)... Only the best will do for me...

But, I am much happier keeping er as far away from KB as I possibly can, thanks.

I won't repeat the mistakes I've made in the past..

[Paul in NZ]

Vicki is hotter than heck...

She tells me to piss off and go for a ride some times... Thats pretty damn hot! :love:

[Paul in NZ]

I won't repeat the mistakes I've made in the past..

Pffft! Of course you will. You're a guy, it's built in...

[Riff Raff]

Hmmm, God knows why Im posting in this thread, but seeing he is not online anymore I thought I would speak for White Trash... he has the hottest "missus" - she is a stunner in every sence of the word
I've made an appointment for you at the optometrist babe! But bless you - and you're a pretty damn hot piece of crumpet too. :love: Kickaha's a lucky man.

[kiwifruit]

bugjuice is the winner

[Sniper]

bugjuice is the winner

Until I see photos I will not agree.

[crazybigal]

here we go

[Bend-it]

Which one of my missus's?

[Sniper]

Which one of my missus's?

A hot one who has reservations about clothes and prefers to be naked.

[The_Dover]

It doesn't get any hotter than this

<img src="http://www.trapp.com/Images/open_hand.gif">

[Bend-it]

OK then, here they are, all 3 of them.

[Flatcap]

OK then, here they are, all 3 of them.

Aren't they Michael Jackson's kids...?

[Finn]

It doesn't get any hotter than this

Oh that dirty slut.

[MOTOXXX]

heres mine.

[ManDownUnder]

Oh that dirty slut.

she gets around that one does...

[Bussaman]

Heres my four.:love:

[KATWYN]

Heres my four.:love:

The one on the left has a pretty face. its whats on the inside that counts

[Sniper]

its whats on the inside that counts

Twinkies, small animals and children who couldnt escape her gravitaional pull :gob: :shit:

[Finn]

I'd say WINJA's missus is the hottest by far. I always enjoy popping in on my way to Hamilton during the day for a cup of tea and a chat.

Hey WINJA, is your baby showing any signs of hair yet? Oops, sorry mate.

[Hitcher]

No contest. There can be Only One.

[far queue]

The one on the left has a pretty face. its whats on the inside that countsThey're all pink on the inside arn't they.

[Bussaman]

Hmmm, God knows why Im posting in this thread, but seeing he is not online anymore I thought I would speak for White Trash... he has the hottest "missus" - she is a stunner in every sence of the word

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1532



HELL YEAH. Id swap 3 of my 4 for that fiesty redhead. :shutup:

[NotaGoth]

Now that I've actually seen Riff Raff, I think I have to agree there :gob:

[jrandom]

Now that I've actually seen Riff Raff...

That was, of course, a very flattering photo.

:dodge:

[Swoop]

Twinkies, small animals and children who couldnt escape her gravitaional pull :gob: :shit:

You must spread some rep around... blah, blah....

[KATWYN]

Now that I've actually seen Riff Raff, I think I have to agree there :gob:

And apparently her occupation gets heart rates going as well...........

[El Dopa]

she gets around that one does...

What!? She told me I was the only one for her!

[NotaGoth]

That was, of course, a very flattering photo.

:dodge:


Still stick by what I said...

[NotaGoth]

And apparently her occupation gets heart rates going as well...........


I think mine may have skipped a beat or two :love:

[Bussaman]

I think mine may have skipped a beat or two :love:

GRRRRRRRRRRR. Now my dirty little mind is working overtime with talk like that!!!
Id swap all 4 for that.
:yes: :yes:

[Big Dave]

No contest. There can be Only One.

Hitcher - that background!
I went straight here:
http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-50.htm

[TerminalAddict]

bovine freedom !!! that rocks :)

[Lou Girardin]

I think I'd like to live a little longer.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Without a doubt my Mum (who strangely enough started out as a man) has the hottest Missus.

She's got the coolest tattoos on her forearms (not my mum as she's scared of needles unless they have a 'calming' effect), and they're pretty bloody muscular too.

The number two haircut really suits her square jaw, and to top it off she can parallel park her bus WITHOUT using the mirrors whilst rolling a smoke.

I'd post a picture, but you're not allowed cameras in maximun security 'detention centres'.

You'll just have to take my word for it.

Aye.

[Waylander]

I'de reckon Allun's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=5600) is up there.

And saying this will probably get my ass kicked in a few weeks.

[TerminalAddict]

mmmmm becki goood !!
lol
I seem to recall a thread about her clevage :shifty:

[cowpoos]

I'de reckon Allun's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=5600) is up there.

And saying this will probably get my ass kicked in a few weeks.
where a picture of yours? or is she out side eating her biscuts?

[Waylander]

where a picture of yours? or is she out side eating her biscuts?
At the moment I don't have one. Why? you want the job? Sorry mate but you're just not my type.

[R6_kid]

haha bekki is a right cutie. Tomthepom's missus is pretty fit. As is Dover's.

Rossigals missus is pretty hot, cant really go past a nice bit of cowpoos.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Without a doubt my Mum (who strangely enough started out as a man) has the hottest Missus.

She's got the coolest tattoos on her forearms (not my mum as she's scared of needles unless they have a 'calming' effect), and they're pretty bloody muscular too.

The number two haircut really suits her square jaw, and to top it off she can parallel park her bus WITHOUT using the mirrors whilst rolling a smoke.

I'd post a picture, but you're not allowed cameras in maximun security 'detention centres'.

You'll just have to take my word for it.

Aye.

Would you believe after all that I actually managed to find a picture of them taken on their first date.....

[skidMark]

who has hte hottest missus? mine has a fighting chance...

[SwanTiger]

who has hte hottest missus? mine has a fighting chance...
Mark does your Sister know that you are posting pictures of her on the Internet again?

[slowpoke]

I'de reckon Allun's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=5600) is up there.

And saying this will probably get my ass kicked in a few weeks.

A woman with tools.......kinda hot.....and kinda scary!

[Biff]

Thank you for sharing these photos guys.
















Hell White Trash - you da man! Shaaaawiiiiiinnnng

[skidMark]

smart arse swan tugger

[BigTex]

Just a couple...

Makes up for having a small bike :yes:

I miss Texas :(

[skidMark]

god bless the united states of america...droool

[BigTex]

god bless the united states of america...droool

Correction...

God bless Texas :Punk:

Definately the state with the best looking women. (ask almost anyone)

[oldrider]

I am not saying it is and I'm not saying it is not but this one is kinda "old" like me! :love: John.

[sAsLEX]

Correction...

God bless Texas :Punk:

Definately the state with the best looking women. (ask almost anyone)

Mate Texas has the worlds largest average weight of people dont it!?

I think this sums it up quite well.

[BigTex]

Mate Texas has the worlds largest average weight of people dont it!?

I think this sums it up quite well.

Weak...

There are some heftys running around but also alot of nice tail :)


Stuck on an island and you can only draft one girl. Would you rather pick between 6 hot ass girls and 6 200lb+s? or 12 mediocre kiwi chicks?

Just a point...

[Darryboy]

This idea came up while talking on the chat room.

post a pic or your missus, and see what people think.

(why do i think this is goin to cause bitch fights)

'cough' Show off! 'cough'

[Edbear]

Had to think hard about this one, but when I looked back 30 years and looked at her today, well, judge for yourself. Here's 30 years ago and recently

[Fishy]

Here is my lovely lady, country girls scrub up well :yes:

[Finn]

Here is my lovely lady, country girls scrub up well :yes:

Her name's not Sarah is it mate? If it is, we need to talk.

[Fishy]

Her name's not Sarah is it mate? If it is, we need to talk.

Lets talk :shutup:

[SimJen]

Heres mine, she a beautiful gorgeous woman.
She's given me a beautiful daughter and is a great mum.
All she needs to make her perfect is to learn to ride a motorcycle....

[Paul in NZ]

Well this thread has put the womens rights movement back a generation or 2...

[Finn]

Well this thread has put the womens rights movement back a generation or 2...

The only right of womens movement should be in the kitchen and on-demand in the bedroom.

[Big Dave]

The only right of womens movement should be in the kitchen and on-demand in the bedroom.


Bah! You need to find one that makes 3 times what you earn too.

[Darkman]

Her name's not Sarah is it mate? If it is, we need to talk.


Come on now..speak up. No PM's allowed.

[BigTex]

just another one

[Fishy]

Come on now..speak up. No PM's allowed.

Ever heard of a p/t????

[Finn]

Lets talk :shutup:

Well, have you ever wondered why she keeps saying "in, in, in, in, in, inn..." while you're entrenched in a passionate encounter? Next time listen a little more carefully...

[Fishy]

Well, have you ever wondered why she keeps saying "in, in, in, in, in, inn..." while you're entrenched in a passionate encounter? Next time listen a little more carefully...

You filthy bugger, oh well next time you SHOOT over while I am at work, can you clean and service my bike too?

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[Big Dave]

Bloody 'eck indy - you are this frisky and you ain't even at sea yet.

[Karma]

He's like a dog in heat. Hope those sailors are ready for him ;)

[emaN]

here be mine:done:

[Hitcher]

Bloody 'eck indy - you are this frisky and you ain't even at sea yet.

Indeed. Indy with a "missus". Quell surprise! And she doesn't appear to have been Photoshopped(TM). I have had to do a bit of recalibration, I can tell you...

[MattRSK]

here be mine:done:

Looks as if that was taken a Taupo? Kuratau? Pukawa? maybe.

[Str8 Jacket]

Looks as if that was taken a Taupo? Kuratau? Pukawa? maybe.

Looks like Lake Rotorua to me, with Mokoia Island in the middle.... maybe

[MattRSK]

Looks like Lake Rotorua to me, with Mokoia Island in the middle.... maybe

Possibly, island looks a little close from where I am thinking.

[Str8 Jacket]

Possibly, island looks a little close from where I am thinking.

hmm, you may be right. I have spent many an hour just sitting on the shore of Lake Rotorua. It may be round by Ngongataha or furthur round. Or I may more than likely be plain wrong...

[MattRSK]

hmm, you may be right. I have spent many an hour just sitting on the shore of Lake Rotorua. It may be round by Ngongataha or furthur round. Or I may more than likely be plain wrong...

Although I have been known, from time to time, to get very drunk on a bench that looks very similar to that in Kuratau.

[Str8 Jacket]

Although I have been known, from time to time, to get very drunk on a bench that looks very similar to that in Kuratau.

Eman, where are you!!!

[Matt Bleck]

Lake Taupo I do believe

[R6_kid]

Here is my lovely lady, country girls scrub up well :yes:

forgot about yours. Shes a scientist yeh?

[kiwifruit]

Bugjuice's mrs still wins IMHO
:shutup:

[Darkman]

Ever heard of a p/t????

Can't say that I have. Enlighten me..

[Waylander]

Yet another nomination from me. And to think, last year he was jealous of me for how hot my missus was...

Pyrocam's Missus. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=750525&postcount=178)

[Sniper]

Bugjuice's mrs still wins IMHO
:shutup:

I still want pictures

[NotaGoth]

I've seen some pictures of some absolutely stunning ladies..... kiwifruit.. I can agree.. Met bj's Mrs once.. very briefly.. Shes extremely beautiful..

[pyrocam]

actually. I do <thats that>

edit:

Yet another nomination from me. And to think, last year he was jealous of me for how hot my missus was...

Pyrocam's Missus. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=750525&postcount=178)


read.... thread...??? before..... posting?!?!?????

[Indiana_Jones]

Do I get the prize now?

-Indy

[aff-man]

Do I get the prize now?

-Indy

Thats one hot nun



p.s. hope quartida don't kill me

[Matt Bleck]

Thats one hot nun



p.s. hope quartida don't kill me


Who's the chick in the nuns outfit??

[SixPackBack]

Who's the chick in the nuns outfit??

Loose the shavin shadow and that bitch would scrub up:rockon:

[aff-man]

Who's the chick in the nuns outfit??

dunno but heard she is easy.

[SuperDave]

So what does Buggies missus look like then eh?

[BigTex]

bout to post some pics... is cleavage nws or no?

[Ozzie]

dunno what nws is, but cleavage is GOOD!:yes:

[kiwifruit]

So what does Buggies missus look like then eh?

she is really lovely :yes:
there is a pic of her on the site somewhere....aboard the sexy3sexy.... i couldnt find it tho

[BigTex]

only got one response on the others and an american bashing.

[BigTex]

inside peanut butter

[R6_kid]

i think the rule is no screaming eagles or open clit shots, anything else is all good as long as you click the R18 button when you post it :yes:

[Waylander]

So now this is a porn thread?

Thought it was supposed to be of KB members' significant others.

[BigTex]

outside jelly. 7 days of the week

[classic zed]

Cant think how she has put up with me for 27 years, I caught her without her make up too. :innocent:

just as well she wont see this, cos she is 5 feet of absolute dynamite. :yes:

[BigTex]

So now this is a porn thread?

Thought it was supposed to be of KB members' significant others.


I'm soo sooo sorry. :crybaby:

You never got to take any raunchy pictures of your gf? :blah: (raunch are stayin in my collection :yes: )

[BuFfY]

So now this is a porn thread?

Thought it was supposed to be of KB members' significant others.

I agree... it should only be faces of girls who actually want to be with you... now!.... and are

[BigTex]

7 different chevys

pissed that my white balance was off.

[Waylander]

I'm soo sooo sorry. :crybaby:

You never got to take any raunchy pictures of your gf? :blah: (raunch are stayin in my collection :yes: )

I don't share weather I do or not with other peaple. They are for me and her only if I do.

And fine if your posting pics of your missus but the last two pics are too perfect to be real.:dodge:

[BigTex]

I agree... it should only be faces of girls who actually want to be with you... now!.... and are

+1

That's what I'm postin




matching ^with above eh?^

[scumdog]

Yer all behind the 8-ball, C.B. is THE hottest, otherwise I wouldn't be with her!!:yes:

[BigTex]

I don't share weather I do or not with other peaple. They are for me and her only if I do.

And fine if your posting pics of your missus but the last two pics are too perfect to be real.:dodge:

lol... 100% real. jailbait ftw

[GIXser]

Correction...

God bless Texas :Punk:

Definately the state with the best looking women. (ask almost anyone)

yep ill second, that-- kiwichicks are fuking fat and ugly, for those that disagree,!!, your'e obviously fat!!!!
texas chics are hotter than hell====

truth hurts dont it----

[Street Gerbil]

Behold Mrs. SG

[classic zed]

and here are my babies, well they used to be, they are a bit older now:2thumbsup

[Deano]

yep ill second, that-- kiwichicks are fuking fat and ugly, for those that disagree,!!, your'e obviously fat!!!!
texas chics are hotter than hell====

truth hurts dont it----

Fark off......maybe the kiwi chicks YOU can score are.......I'm phat alright......you wana know what hurt is ? LOL

Always one...

[scumdog]

and here are my babies, well they used to be, they are a bit older now:2thumbsup

Hey! I remember them, I was about 10 feet away nursing a XXXOS sized hangover and wondering if it would be easier just to throw myself into the Grand Canyon behind them and end it!!!
(C.B. wouldn't let me, life insurance was behind in the payments)

[classic zed]

Hey! I remember them, I was about 10 feet away nursing a XXXOS sized hangover and wondering if it would be easier just to throw myself into the Grand Canyon behind them and end it!!!
(C.B. wouldn't let me, life insurance was behind in the payments)


its a very very long way down.

[scumdog]

its a very very long way down.

I know, I figured that if I jumped far enough I would land on the rotor-blades of the chopper a mile below me and end it quicker.:shutup:

[NUTBAR]

yep shes hot!

[Darkman]

kiwigirls arnt all bad...Look at what I wake up to nower days!

[classic zed]

I know, I figured that if I jumped far enough I would land on the rotor-blades of the chopper a mile below me and end it quicker.:shutup:

in that case you had better dive rather than jump, head first into the blades would end it that split second quicker:yes:

[scumdog]

in that case you had better dive rather than jump, head first into the blades would end it that split second quicker:yes:

Did the girls get there on the train like C.B. and I did or did they drive??

[WarlockNZ]

i've tried to hold my tongue, but good damn! ... i'm just lost for words, LOL

[Goblin]

Well I reckon all the missus' are hot! You wouldn't be with them if they weren't.:done:

[Patch]

Self-portraits are acceptable also :blip: :blip:

[WarlockNZ]

Well I reckon all the missus' are hot! You wouldn't be with them if they weren't.:done:

Give that "rider" some bling ... LOL :P

[classic zed]

Did the girls get there on the train like C.B. and I did or did they drive??

we flew up to the Grand Canyon mainly to see the incredible sunrise, then a coach from the airport. Its a place that everyone needs to visit at least once in their lives.

[Waylander]

Give that man some bling ... LOL

Man?:mellow:

[scumdog]

we flew up to the Grand Canyon mainly to see the incredible sunrise, then a coach from the airport. Its a place that everyone needs to visit at least once in their lives.

Bloody knob!

Us plebs had to train it (once) and drive the other two times!!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

kiwigirls arnt all bad...Look at what I wake up to nower days!

bull shit that looks like my ex husband

[classic zed]

Bloody knob!

Us plebs had to train it (once) and drive the other two times!!

sounds like hard work to me, although the scenery is spectacular, and it would have made for a great holiday.

But I have to say, I prefer our method of travel :done:

[Edbear]

just as well she wont see this, cos she is 5 feet of absolute dynamite. :yes:




Mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!:innocent:

[classic zed]

Mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!:innocent:


Forgot you were here:shutup:

[Edbear]

Forgot you were here:shutup:




:nya: :nya: :nya: :2thumbsup

[classic zed]

:nya: :nya: :nya: :2thumbsup

so tell me Ed, whats on special at the moment:Playnice:

[Edbear]

so tell me Ed, whats on special at the moment:Playnice:





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :psst:

[classic zed]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :psst:

you had better bring the van round:2thumbsup

[Edbear]

you had better bring the van round:2thumbsup



'Spose I better bring the bikkies this time, too, since you didn't leave me any last time...:mellow:

[classic zed]

'Spose I better bring the bikkies this time, too, since you didn't leave me any last time...:mellow:

yeah sorry about that:Oops:

but all biscuit donations gratefully accepted

[Fishy]

forgot about yours. Shes a scientist yeh?

yep she's a scientist.

[Fishy]

she is really lovely :yes:
there is a pic of her on the site somewhere....aboard the sexy3sexy.... i couldnt find it tho

here is a pic of Buggies missus with him and R6Kid

[Drum]

Heres mine.........

[Fishy]

I hope she threw that back :yes:

[emaN]

Looks like Lake Rotorua to me, with Mokoia Island in the middle.... maybe

he he...
i know you lot toooo well!!! I knew someone would start trying to figure out where this was!!

It's at the bottom end of Lake Taupo; as you meet the lake coming from south on SH1 there's a 'park up' area on the left.
We'd been to Palmy, our first decent ride since being back in NZ, and not being 'bike fit', we were pretty knackered...

As you were.

[Indiana_Jones]

I want my prize lol

-Indy

[emaN]

You win a 12mth cruise in the Carribbean

:wavey:

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm not crusing. I'm working on a cargo ship lol

-Indy

[Str8 Jacket]

It's at the bottom end of Lake Taupo; as you meet the lake coming from south on SH1 there's a 'park up' area on the left.


Man! Im usually always wrong... Couldnt you have lied, just for me?! :p

[sAsLEX]

I'm not crusing. I'm working on a cargo ship lol

-Indy

MAte should of done it the right way and seen a bit of action!

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[Lias]

and here are my babies, well they used to be, they are a bit older now:2thumbsup

Cor.. I'll take 2!

[emaN]

Here you go Str8....just for you..
where are these then? your chance to redeem yerself! :yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh the pressure!

Is the first one Lake Tarawera? or at least has Tarawera in the background... The 2nd one is Lake Rotorua maybe the golf course at the end of the lake front where all the sulphur is?... And in sure the third is Lake Rotorua with Mokoia Island in the middle. I could be (most likely) wrong, but humour me eh Jon!

[Fishy]

there is a pic of her on the site somewhere....aboard the sexy3sexy.... i couldnt find it tho

Do you mean this pic?....

[emaN]

Oh the pressure!

Is the first one Lake Tarawera?

Yep!


The 2nd one is Lake Rotorua

Nope ;) It's lookin' back to where the one in my first post was taken from..


And in sure the third is Lake Rotorua with Mokoia Island in the middle

Yeah baby!!
:banana: :wari: :banana:

[Fishy]

Thats not buggies missus, I hope he has a good excuse for that photo!! How does he do it, i mean hes not a good lookin bloke, and he rides an orange Kawasaki???

yeah I know thats not Kelly, but I think thats the photo Kiwifruit was thinking of.

[Big Dave]

Thats not buggies missus, I hope he has a good excuse for that photo!! How does he do it, i mean hes not a good lookin bloke, and he rides an orange Kawasaki???

I taught him.
For a moderate fee I will train anyone.

[Sniper]

How does he do it, i mean hes not a good lookin bloke, and he rides an orange Kawasaki???

Fuck knows, but I want to find out :yes:

[SwanTiger]

Why are there so many pictures of hoes? Mark is the winner.

[R6_kid]

Why are there so many pictures of hoes? Mark is the winner.

You are joking right!? From memory yours was a bit of a'ight... wheres the pics mate!

[skelstar]

Theres a pic of buggy and his missus on one of the TD2 photo threads (from nov last year).

[kiwifruit]

Thats not buggies missus, I hope he has a good excuse for that photo!! How does he do it, i mean hes not a good lookin bloke, and he rides an orange Kawasaki???

Oooops!!!
Heh, thats who i was talking bout anyways :shutup:

[Fishy]

Oooops!!!
Heh, thats who i was talking bout anyways :shutup:

haha thought ya might be, she's a cutie eh.

[kiwifruit]

Super super lovely :love:

[Big Dave]

yeah I know thats not Kelly, but I think thats the photo Kiwifruit was thinking of.

What were you doing with the other hand?

[Fishy]

What were you doing with the other hand?

Tickling my balls of course what else?

[R6_kid]

I think thats Kelly's sister... looks fairly similar cept for the blonde hair.

[2much]

Thats one hot nun



p.s. hope quartida don't kill me

Well Quartida's GF has my vote. She's a hot bitch, especially in those sexy leathers!

[SlowHand]

MAte should of done it the right way and seen a bit of action!

<img src=http://www.fototime.com/367D261FB98682D/standard.jpg>


You sunk my battle ship

[Edbear]

You sunk my battle ship




Now,Now! You can't speak about your Missus like that...!:nono:

[Waylander]

Borrowed a pic PF...


Anybody have this chicks phone number?

[Waylander]

Scratch that last one!! Does anyone in Auckland know this chick? She lives in Papakura and works as a Panelbeater.

Found her profile on a dating site (yes I'm pitifull, but I know of a few members on here that are members aswell.) but I don't have a credit card so can't upgrade to gold to message her. Anyone willing to help? I'm serious about this too.

I hope that picture loaded right.

[NhuanH]

Scratch that last one!! Does anyone in Auckland know this chick? She lives in Papakura and works as a Panelbeater.

Found her profile on a dating site (yes I'm pitifull, but I know of a few members on here that are members aswell.) but I don't have a credit card so can't upgrade to gold to message her. Anyone willing to help? I'm serious about this too.

I hope that picture loaded right.
do most of your fellow members have members? Are you "NiceButLonelyTradesmanTauranga69"?

[Waylander]

do most of your fellow members have members? Are you "NiceButLonelyTradesmanTauranga69"?
No.


plus 10

[Karma]

Must be "TryingToFindThisChickIDontKnowCosI'mTooCheapToPayF orMembershipWhichProbablyMeansI'mTooCheapToTakeHer OutAnywaysAndBesidesShe'sWayTooFitToEverFallForMe"

or something...

[Waylander]

Must be "TryingToFindThisChickIDontKnowCosI'mTooCheapToPayF orMembershipWhichProbablyMeansI'mTooCheapToTakeHer OutAnywaysAndBesidesShe'sWayTooFitToEverFallForMe"

or something...
Nah, I just don't have a credit card else I would have put money on it to talk to her instead of going through this ridicule.

[SixPackBack]

Sad Waylander..very sad

[jonbuoy]

Sorry mate - if shes hot and on a dating website it means shes fussy. Give it up!

[NhuanH]

Nah, I just don't have a credit card else I would have put money on it to talk to her instead of going through this ridicule.
Coulda been a bloody good investment. Opportunity cost would have been offset by ridicule saved.

[Waylander]

Sorry mate - if shes hot and on a dating website it means shes fussy. Give it up!
Don't know if you were here for it but I met my last Gf on a dating website. She wasn't high maintanence.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19673&d=1131495284

[Goblin]

I met my last Gf on a dating website.

LAST being the operative word!:laugh:

[Big Dave]

Do not listen Waylander.
You are biker, rugged and free.
If you believe chics find you attractive - one will (eventually).
Successful Women love a confident, capable man - but the difference between confident and bolshey is the trick.

Also have to credit Motu for the post that inspired this advert - I'll sling you some copies of the mag, pal!

[Waylander]

Do not listen Waylander.
You are biker, rugged and free.
If you believe chics find you attractive - one will (eventually).
Successful Women love a confident, capable man - but the difference between confident and bolshey is the trick.



Haha hence why I'm not caring if she thinks it's creepy that I tracked her down off the net. Atleast I'll have tried.

[scumdog]

Haha hence why I'm not caring if she thinks it's creepy that I tracked her down off the net. Atleast I'll have tried.

This sounds so, so tragic and desperate.:weep:

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://usera.imagecave.com/Zapruder/ajcam.jpg">

-Indy

[Shaun]

Well I reckon all the missus' are hot! You wouldn't be with them if they weren't.:done:



Hey, what you doing looking at the chics eh?

[Edbear]

Sad Waylander..very sad




Wot he said! Loneliness is a hard thing to do, I guess.

[Goblin]

Hey, what you doing looking at the chics eh?
No harm in looking eh...I dont bat for both teams butt I can appreciate a nice pair of jubblies and a nice arse.:love:

[Shaun]

No harm in looking eh...I dont bat for both teams butt I can appreciate a nice pair of jubblies and a nice arse.:love:



No what ya mean, I to Like to WATCH

Now for Joni's choice

A Red headed women in leathers that can ride a bike and is that Hot gets my vote-

Move along WT, there;s nothing here for you to watch

[Ozzie]

Scratch that last one!! Does anyone in Auckland know this chick? She lives in Papakura and works as a Panelbeater.

Found her profile on a dating site (yes I'm pitifull, but I know of a few members on here that are members aswell.) but I don't have a credit card so can't upgrade to gold to message her. Anyone willing to help? I'm serious about this too.

I hope that picture loaded right.

I think I've seen her around, if I bump into her I'll tell her your keen.

[Paul in NZ]

No what ya mean, I to Like to WATCH

Now for Joni's choice

A Red headed women in leathers that can ride a bike and is that Hot gets my vote-



ARTIST: Richard Thompson
TITLE: 1952 Vincent Black Lightning
Lyrics and Chords


Said Red Molly to James that's a fine motorbike
A girl could feel special on any such like
Said James to Red Molly, well my hat's off to you
It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952
And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems
Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme
And he pulled her on behind
And down to Box Hill they did ride

Said James to Red Molly, here's a ring for your right hand
But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man
I've fought with the law since I was seventeen
I robbed many a man to get my Vincent machine
Now I'm 21 years, I might make 22
And I don't mind dying, but for the love of you
And if fate should break my stride
Then I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae
For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery
Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside
Oh, come down, Red Molly to his dying bedside
When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left
He was running out of road, he was running out of breath
But he smiled to see her cry
And said I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Says James, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world
Beats a 52 Vincent and a red headed girl
Now Nortons and Indians and Greeveses won't do
They don't have a soul like a Vincent 52
He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys
He said I've got no further use for these
I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome
Swooping down from heaven to carry me home
And he gave her one last kiss and died
And he gave her his Vincent to ride

[R6_kid]

<img src="http://usera.imagecave.com/Zapruder/ajcam.jpg">

-Indy

you just lost your prize.

[Indiana_Jones]

you just lost your prize.

Awwwww, are you just jealous that I didn't post you up? :sunny:

-Indy

[R6_kid]

Scratch that last one!! Does anyone in Auckland know this chick? She lives in Papakura and works as a Panelbeater.

Found her profile on a dating site (yes I'm pitifull, but I know of a few members on here that are members aswell.) but I don't have a credit card so can't upgrade to gold to message her. Anyone willing to help? I'm serious about this too.

I hope that picture loaded right.

gotta love that gold membership at NZD, i'd give you her number but im taking her out this friday. sorry dude.

[R6_kid]

Awwwww, are you just jealous that I didn't post you up? :sunny:

-Indy

:shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :bye: :bye: :bye: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:
stink man! Love you long time.

[Sniper]

You can take mine back with you Waylander. :P

[Colapop]

I thought you were quite happy Waylander? Or has that all goone.. to the beach...

[Damon]

My little piece of heaven

[Indiana_Jones]

Dear God......lol

-Indy

[Sniper]

Dear God......lol

-Indy

I thought you were due out on the boat Skipper

[idb]

Yer all behind the 8-ball, C.B. is THE hottest, otherwise I wouldn't be with her!!:yes:

Definitely a worthy nomination!

She's got my vote SD.

[Indiana_Jones]

I thought you were due out on the boat Skipper

Last min change of plans, Heading to Buenos Aires now. Donno when, pretty soonish.

-Indy

[Sniper]

Last min change of plans, Heading to Buenos Aires now. Donno when, pretty soonish.

-Indy

Cool beans

[sAsLEX]

Me and the mrs, I mihgt be a bit drunk

[Indiana_Jones]

She's pretty nice saslex :D

-Indy

[Scouse]

I think I've seen her around, if I bump into her I'll tell her your keen.Dont forget to mention that he's a short puney canadian wot rides around on a imitation Harley

[Patch]

No harm in looking eh...I dont bat for both teams butt I can appreciate a nice pair of jubblies and a nice arse.:love:

Stop gawkin' in the mirror an post ya pic then

[Mental Trousers]

Stop gawkin' in the mirror an post ya pic then
Goblin isn't exactly all tits and arse. Legs yeah, but she's not a big girl. Or even a medium sized girl.

[Colapop]

... about the size of a goblin? A LOTR one or a different kind?

[Goblin]

I'm no Missus anyhooo!

[Waylander]

I think I've seen her around, if I bump into her I'll tell her your keen.

If you're serious, I'll PM you my number to give to her.

[Waylander]

gotta love that gold membership at NZD, i'd give you her number but im taking her out this friday. sorry dude.
She isn't on NZD mate, I know cause I've looked. You can message peaple on NZD weather you have gold or not, part of the reason for all the sleaze on that site. Nah this chick is on a different one.

[SixPackBack]

If you're serious, I'll PM you my number to give to her.

:gob: Canadian's have no shame!

[Waylander]

:gob: Canadian's have no shame!
Mate I have a curse, I have never had a gf on either my birthday or new years. I'm trying to remady that and my birthday is only just around the corner. Also looking for something a bit more permanent.

No I have no shame.

[SixPackBack]

Mate I have a curse, I have never had a gf on either my birthday or new years. I'm trying to remady that and my birthday is only just around the corner. Also looking for something a bit more permanent.

No I have no shame.

Righto so its hunters corner for a tasty school girl or flora's for summat a bit higher mileage:dodge:

[Waylander]

Righto so its hunters corner for a tasty school girl or flora's for summat a bit higher mileage:dodge:
:blink::scratch:

[R6_kid]

She isn't on NZD mate, I know cause I've looked. You can message peaple on NZD weather you have gold or not, part of the reason for all the sleaze on that site. Nah this chick is on a different one.

in that case it must be adultfriendfinder or findsomeone.co.nz

lol, me and my mates used to go on those at lunch time at school posing as lesbians with porn we'd downloaded and 'share' pictures with other hot lesbians. Was a good laugh til my mate got caught by a teacher. Ahh... those were the days.

[The_Dover]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

[Waylander]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:
First time I've seen a pic of your bike upright mate.... lol


And R6_kid, yea findsomeone.co.nz

[andrea]

My little piece of heaven


yep she's hot, ive got a nice lil sheepskin covered pillion seat for that one on my harley so where does she live again?

[SlowHand]

Nah, I just don't have a credit card else I would have put money on it to talk to her instead of going through this ridicule.

Nah man, don't need credit card to talk to 'chicks' 0800 sextalk or whatever.

You don't need to borrow a phone as well do ya bro?

[Big Dave]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

I see your favourite bike in the background too.

[NotaGoth]

Can I have my prize...?

[R6_kid]

Can I have my prize...?

ROFL......

[pyrocam]

Can I have my prize...?

BAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha :first:

[slowpoke]

Can I have my prize...?

Only if you promise to be a bad, BAD girl........

[Indiana_Jones]

Your mrs is a stud kittie :D

-Indy

[SuperDave]

Here's mine.

[NotaGoth]

Your mrs is a stud kittie :D

-Indy


I know babe.. Isn't she just... :love: :love:

[Mr. Peanut]

I'd hit that.

:bash:

[Lou Girardin]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

You obviously won her with charm.

[The_Dover]

I see your favourite bike in the background too.

Don't take the piss Dave, that's my stunter for practising on.


You obviously won her with charm.

Yeah, SNAKE charm.....

[Finn]

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

I concur. That's also a nice shot of your other bike to the left.

[cowpoos]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:
can't believe vikki is on that bike and its upright!!!

[WRT]

Here's a picture of my bitch.

She pisses and moans but gives good head and that keeps her quiet for a while.:yes:

Hey, I like your idea for a number system, must make it a lot easier to remember what bike you are up to now.

[Biff]

The amazing BiffBirds.

Somewhere wet near Haast.

[Matt Bleck]

here is mine... often licked never beaten!

[kiwifruit]

here is mine... often licked never beaten!

Nice !!

[skidMark]

I am not saying it is and I'm not saying it is not but this one is kinda "old" like me! :love: John.

i'm not gunna sleep for a week now :sick:

[98tls]

Any good.............

[SwanTiger]

Here's mine.
Looks like marks ex.

what coutnry was that picture taken in.

[SwanTiger]

This is a picture that someone (I think it was Gremlin) took at the first KB meet I attended with my GF. I'm standing in the far left of the picture in a white top, she is standing next to me to the right with her back to the camera.

That is the best you're going to get :nya:

Only other ones I have are nude and I might get sin binned for those :innocent:

[shafty]

Calm down Kiwifruit!! lol