Hey there (Lissa)

[Lissa]

Hi guys/gals, wasnt sure if I should introduce myself as of yet, as I don't actually own any bikes (except a four wheeler - woot):shit:. I would love to own my own road bike, something I have thought about for years, but only now just getting around to doing. I used to go riding (on the back) with friends, but now I am going to have to get one for myself. I :love: bikes what more can I say.

[crashe]

welcome to KB....:scooter:

Just what ever you do DONT open the fourth door on the right down the hallway..

Mind you dont open up the first, second, third, fifth or the sixth door either.

No guys there isnt a seventh :rofl:

And there isnt any doors on the left either...:whistle:


Have fun on KB.....:scooter:

[Lissa]

Arrrrrr to late, why didnt you warn me before :shit: Should'nt there be a warning posted somewhere when you first sign up?

[Edbear]

Arrrrrr to late, why didnt you warn me before :shit: Should'nt there be a warning posted somewhere when you first sign up?




No, we catch everyone this way...:yes:

[crashe]

awwwww gee if we had known ahead of time that you were going to sign up...
We could have put up the warning sign... :whistle:

Just make sure you warn the next newbie that comes along...
:scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

[Edbear]

Oh, PS. Welcome and be careful...

[DemonWolf]

Welcome to the site.. enjoy.. what kinda bike are ya thinking of getting?

[Lissa]

I have absolutely no idea what kind of bike I will be getting, thats why/how I found this site.... very nooby of me. And thanks for the welcome. :yes:

And yes... I shall warn all newbies of the fourth room on the right... I am guessing thats where crashe hangs out. ;)

[Edbear]

I have absolutely no idea what kind of bike I will be getting, thats why/how I found this site.... very nooby of me. And thanks for the welcome. :yes:

And yes... I shall warn all newbies of the fourth room on the right... I am guessing thats where crashe hangs out. ;)




First stop! Have you got your licence? Learner's, restricted, Full?:scooter:

[crashe]

I have absolutely no idea what kind of bike I will be getting, thats why/how I found this site.... very nooby of me. And thanks for the welcome. :yes:

And yes... I shall warn all newbies of the fourth room on the right... I am guessing thats where crashe hangs out. ;)


Nope its where Cowpoos, The_Dover and Finn hang out in that room...
and you really dont want to go there....

[Lissa]

First stop! Have you got your licence? Learner's, restricted, Full?:scooter:

I have nothing... only my car licence, hehe. Ok don't tell me I should get a scooter first?

(Mental note.... don't go in that room, even if you pay me)

[SARGE]

(Mental note.... don't go in that room, even if you pay me)



you probably want to stay out of the basement too... thats where i hang out.. and im armed to the gills, pissed to the flippers and just a wee bit jumpy :shutup:


welcome to KB.. dont feed the trolls

[McJim]

Welcome - was gonna warn you about the gribberish but you've been exposed to that already.

Have fun - talk shit - buy a bike.

[Hawkeye]

I have absolutely no idea what kind of bike I will be getting, thats why/how I found this site.... very nooby of me. And thanks for the welcome. :yes:

And yes... I shall warn all newbies of the fourth room on the right... I am guessing thats where crashe hangs out. ;)


God Crashe! she's only been here 2 mins and got you sussed already....

[SuperDave]

I have nothing... only my car licence, hehe. Ok don't tell me I should get a scooter first?


Texmo started on a scoot but now he's a real man with a Gixxer.

My personal opinion is that a decent 150 would be a good bike to start.
The places to do the basic handling test usually supply you with a bike to do the test on, but I'm pretty sure that they also offer a first time lesson and test all in one, would cost you more but it'll allow you to get the very limited basics as well as the basic handling certificate which is what you need to get before you can take your theory learners.

Welcome to the site, hopefully you'll be able to find whatever info you're after.

[Lissa]

Thanks for that SuperDave... I don't think that my area has a driving school, would be great if they did, I'll have a look around, maybe talk to a few people.
*goes off to read the forums and maybe talk alot of shit*

[NUTBAR]

welcome to kb.
im sure you wont have any trouble finding anybody to take you for a ride. (yes i saw your profile pic,:innocent:)
plenty of rides get organised on kb would b good to c u at some of them. even if you dont have a bike yet you would b more than welcome.

[poorbastard]

Welcome to the site.

Try get your licence as soon as you can even if you dont have a bike, those waiting periods are a killer.

[SwanTiger]

how you doin

[Lissa]

plenty of rides get organised on kb would b good to c u at some of them. even if you dont have a bike yet you would b more than welcomeThat would be awesome - thanks. :)


Try get your licence as soon as you can even if you dont have a bike, those waiting periods are a killerSo I should try for my Learners before I even try to learn to ride?

[sels1]

So I should try for my Learners before I even try to learn to ride?

Welcome aboard the site.

There is a guy in Wgtn that is really good at the whole instruction/licence thing - I would recommend giving him a ring for info.

Andrew Templeton: 04 232 0110 or 027 245 9510
Check his website: www.roadsafe.co.nz

[cowpoos]

Nope its where Cowpoos, The_Dover and Finn hang out in that room...
and you really dont want to go there....
what are you trying to say....I shower....so do they.....and no not together!!



lissa....cruz into dave anderson motorcycles in masterton....and have a chat to andrew in sales....he'll be able to help you get the details of the local wairarapa guy that does motorbike training and licences..andrews a good sort and really patient and helpful....he'll answer all your questions....even the ones you probally think are silly...

[Lissa]

Thats awesome guys!!! Thanks for your help. I went past Dave Andersons yesterday, but was too *shy* to go in. Its nice to get some support, most people I have told that I want to learn to ride, have either gone silent on me, laughed, told me its too dangerous, or just to stick to riding on the back with someone. Anyway I will go in and talk to them... thanks you rock! and squeeky clean

[Oakie]

Arrrrrr to late, why didnt you warn me before :shit: Should'nt there be a warning posted somewhere when you first sign up?

Yeah, I opened that door and my arse still hurts...

[gijoe1313]

Belated Greetings - plenty of info and shite on the threads in here! Glad to hear you making the transition onto two wheels of freedom, I did a lot of lurking in here reading up plenty of stuff.

Get into a basic handling course, grab some books about the art of motorcycling riding (reading is a must!), study up the old Road Code for Motorcyclists and when you're ready with BHS cert in hand - book yourself in for the test!

And don't forget, the only stupid question is the question you don't ask! Happy travels in the wonderful world of two wheels :yes: :rockon:

[Lissa]

Not sure if this is the right thread to talk about it, but any way in case anyone’s interested. I have contact details for motorcycle training in my area, and will give him a ring tonight... Yippeee. Its not cheap but worth it if I want to learn the right way. Although I might want to go for the one-on-one instructing so I don't make an ass of myself in front of others.:shit: Also been offered a bike to buy (brand new apparently) so will be looking at that soon. So the next thing is to get some information and books to read I guess. Weeeeeeeeee

[McJim]

Have you searched the forums about the pros and cons of bikes yet?

what sort of Brand New bike are you being shown?

What do you intend to use it for?

How long do you plan to keep it?

I've spoken to a few people who have regretted their choice of first bike and have ended up out of pocket as a result - this is a good place to ask questions.

For example - I regret buying a VTR at $6200 - should have bought a Spada at $4000 - then I wouldn't have felt so bad about the bike sliding down the road 3 weeks after I bought it!

[SARGE]

cant go wrong with a GN (http://www.suzuki.co.nz/motorcycles/bike.gallery/gn250.m.jpg) Lissa.. if you ass off it ( which isnt a matter of IF so much as WHEN..) its really no big financial hit.. sturdy little machines .. good value for $$


pop it on TardMe in a year and move up to a nice 400 or 650


EDIT: definatly go get your license ASAP..

[Lissa]

When I am ready to buy a bike I will most differently be on the forums asking questions... don't worry about that ;)

As for going for my licence... I will (I want it done by my next birthday, a little goal of mine) First though, (which is highly important) I have to learn to ride the damn thing :)

[Finn]

Lissa, as soon as you get a bike you need to hook up with Cowpoos. He's in your area. You'll be perfectly safe with him cause he's gay although he rides like a hetrosexual so you'll learn a bit.

[SARGE]

You'll be perfectly safe with him cause he's gay although he rides like a hetrosexual so you'll learn a bit.

see i thought it was the other way around ....

[Lissa]

Lissa, as soon as you get a bike you need to hook up with Cowpoos. He's in your area. You'll be perfectly safe with him cause he's gay although he rides like a hetrosexual so you'll learn a bit.
Yea but how safe is he with me, mom of three and with desperate housewife frustrations... :scooter: weeeeeeee

[Zed]

Hi guys/gals, wasnt sure if I should introduce myself as of yet, as I don't actually own any bikes (except a four wheeler - woot):shit:. I would love to own my own road bike, something I have thought about for years, but only now just getting around to doing. I used to go riding (on the back) with friends, but now I am going to have to get one for myself. I :love: bikes what more can I say.Sounds like you've got a severe case of the 'bike bug' Lissa! Well this is the place to be if you want help getting started, plenty of motorcycle-sick sufferers in here to give you advice. Enjoy! :D

[Karma]

Yea but how safe is he with me, mom of three and with desperate housewife frustrations... :scooter: weeeeeeee

Desperate housewife? :love:

[skelstar]

Welcome to the site Lissa. Hope we see you on a bike out in the 'rapa soon.

I should mention that there is a big meeting/ride at MartinBorough on the 1st of Oct (see link for it in my signature). If you want to meet some local riders then this would be a good opportunity. Bike not necessary (sp?).

[Lissa]

Desperate housewife? hmmm Not sure I'm that desperate babe, how are you with the hedge clippers? ;)


I should mention that there is a big meeting/ride at MartinBorough on the 1st of Oct (see link for it in my signature). If you want to meet some local riders then this would be a good opportunity. Bike not necessary (sp?).I'm going to be in Greytown that day, so I might wander down there and have a looky... thanks. :)

[SARGE]

hmmm Not sure I'm that desperate babe, how are you with the hedge clippers? ;)


lets just get you some Bling shall we???

[Lissa]

lets just get you some Bling shall we???

Absolutely, like I said not THAT desperate. .... I just need my hedged clipped thats all. :ride:

[kickingzebra]

If this is a metaphorical hedge, you an Poos will get along just fine! LOL
Welcome!

[Lissa]

Hmmm I guess I better :shutup: before I get myself into trouble. Anyway a question to anyone... should I buy some gear now or later?

[crashe]

How long do you reckon it would be, before you will buy the bike??????
Now that is the question...!

Do you also have your Learners license yet?


You could start getting some gear now...
I would say leave the helmet to nearer the time, as they do have a use by date.... :whistle:

Buy gloves and boots now... to get them all worn in.
Gloves: summer and winter ones.
Do you feel you may loose or put on weight before you buy the bike?
Cos that can make a difference about buying the right sized bike jacket and bike pants.

[kickingzebra]

My 2c, if you own 2 wheelers, (farm bikes?) then you probably know how to ride, and though the road is different to offroad, the skills do cross over easily.
Get the license (sooner is better, even if you aren't going to get a bike for a while, cuts down the time between upgrade steps) Buy the gear, this will motivate you to get the bike, which will motivate you to ride!! Which is good!!

[Swoop]

Hmmm I guess I better :shutup: before I get myself into trouble. Anyway a question to anyone... should I buy some gear now or later?

Buy some gloves now, and Cowpoos can wear them in, while he cuts your hedge...

Welcome to the madhouse. Glad you have already met most of the inmates...:shit:

[Lissa]

I am in the process of looking for a 250 at the moment, and have started reading the roadcode :scooter: . I had no idea the process for getting your full license was so long and involving (although being over 25 has its benefits there). I will most defiantly get the gear soon... well the gloves, boots and prob a helmet to start with. Can't wait to learn!!

[skelstar]

Its an exciting time that you only get to do once. The first time you wind your first bike is great. Have fun!

[skidz]

Welcome, if you,re as keen as you sound , then you may as well get your gear now. At least you have got it even if you jump on the back of someones bike for now.

[Lissa]

Welcome, if you,re as keen as you sound , then you may as well get your gear now. At least you have got it even if you jump on the back of someones bike for now.Thanks. Yep, I'm keen alright, already been looking at gear, but then there is alot of choices there as well. Like a women, can't make up my mind :whistle:

[Kornholio]

Welcome, welcome...get yourslf a bike and ya wont look back

[Edbear]

Like a women, can't make up my mind :whistle:


Isn't it fuuny, how women can't make up their own minds, but can quickly make up a man's mind for him...:whistle:

[Lissa]

Welcome, welcome...get yourslf a bike and ya wont look back
Thanks Korn… in the process of looking. Properly annoying certain people in the process too.

[Lissa]

Isn't it fuuny, how women can't make up their own minds, but can quickly make up a man's mind for him...:whistle:
Well Ed, sometimes guys need a helping hand… you know to guide them in the right direction, to keep them out of harms way, and do what they are bloody well told. (does it really look like I am just trying to get my post count up? Cause I’m not!) :p

[SARGE]

Thanks Korn… in the process of looking. Properly annoying certain people in the process too.

*cough*.....

[Lissa]

*cough*.....
See thats what happens when you smoke too much ;)

[SARGE]

See thats what happens when you smoke too much ;)

not smoking enough .. down to 1/2 pack a day


cigar time i think

[Lissa]

not smoking enough .. down to 1/2 pack a day


cigar time i thinkAlthough I enjoy a cigar every christmas, maybe you should try putting something else in your mouth... like ummm gum, the smokers cough should be gone in a week or two. ;)

[SARGE]

Although I enjoy a cigar every christmas, maybe you should try putting something else in your mouth... like ummm gum, the smokers cough should be gone in a week or two. ;)

nah .. its hard to look scary when you are chewing gum

a big Cuban just suits a hard lookin bastard like me naturally

[Edbear]

nah .. its hard to look scary when you are chewing gum



Certain people could look scary sucking on a popsicle...:lol:

[Edbear]

Well Ed, sometimes guys need a helping hand… you know to guide them in the right direction, to keep them out of harms way, and do what they are bloody well told. (does it really look like I am just trying to get my post count up? Cause I’m not!) :p



Good comeback!:2thumbsup

[skelstar]

So have you booked that BSHT yet Lis?

[Lissa]

So have you booked that BSHT yet Lis?
ummm not yet skel. Don't think it would be a good look to sit it until I know how to ride. I have two options.... get rider training for $70 per hour, including bike hiring then sit it. Or get a bike first (which I am trying really hard to find one, looking in the paper, internet, and might go over to the hutt and visit some bike shops) and learn at my own speed and then sit it. I am giving myself until Jan to get my learners (my birthday).

Some of the comets I have seen advised by dealers are going for about 7-9k, not sure I want to spend that much on my first bike.

[kickingzebra]

When I took a young fella for his BSHT (bullshit!) The guy said he would pass anyone that showed they could ride a push bike, and grasp how the controls work.
I stalled 16 times during mine, so they ain't too worried, just want to know you can control the bike when it is going, and stop it when you have to.
Don't go crazy on preparation, they realise most people have never ridden on the road before.

[skelstar]

I had never ridden a bike when I did mine. The one run over here is a 4hour affair on Sunday arvo (every 2nd week I think). They teach you to ride. I didnt even have gear...

Stephens Driving School (http://www.stephensdrivingschool.co.nz/motorcycle_lessons.htm) is what you want. Give them a call.

Here is a list (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?searchid=1571911) of KB posts regarding this topic.

[Lissa]

When I took a young fella for his BSHT (bullshit!) The guy said he would pass anyone that showed they could ride a push bike, and grasp how the controls work.
I stalled 16 times during mine, so they ain't too worried, just want to know you can control the bike when it is going, and stop it when you have to.
Don't go crazy on preparation, they realise most people have never ridden on the road before.
Ok, so the BSHT isnt as 'scary' as it seems then.

[Lissa]

I had never ridden a bike when I did mine. The one run over here is a 4hour affair on Sunday arvo (every 2nd week I think). They teach you to ride. I didnt even have gear...

Stephens Driving School (http://www.stephensdrivingschool.co.nz/motorcycle_lessons.htm) is what you want. Give them a call.

Here is a list (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/search.php?searchid=1571911) of KB posts regarding this topic.

Thanks for that skel (again :)). Theres a riding school here in Masterton, Oh fark it, I'll book in for it... buying a bike can wait. Cheers :2thumbsup

[SARGE]

Ok, so the BSHT isnt as 'scary' as it seems then.

would be scarier if it was smoking a cigar....


it must be chewing gum... :doh:

[Scouse]

wellcome to the madhouse

[Lissa]

would be scarier if it was smoking a cigar....


it must be chewing gum... :doh:
I think thats just as scary sarge.. esp since I know of your plans for world domination. :shit:

[SARGE]

I think thats just as scary sarge.. esp since I know of your plans for world domination. :shit:

just wait .. you'll see im not insane ...


the voices in my head tell me that all the time ...

[Lissa]

wellcome to the madhouse
Thanks.... :)

[Lissa]

just wait .. you'll see im not insane ...


the voices in my head tell me that all the time ...
Oh you havent taken your medication today? :spanking:

[SARGE]

Oh you havent taken your medication today? :spanking:

no... i dosed my imaginary friend with it instead .. he was talking crazy shit ...

[Lissa]

wellcome to the madhouse


no... i dosed my imaginary friend with it instead .. he was talking crazy shit ...ahhh it all makes sense now...;)