Man of the House

[Flyingpony]

A husband had just finished reading a new book called "YOU can be the MAN of YOUR house".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU Need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!

"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished Eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. "Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we Will do what I want.

"After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. "You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. "Then You will massage my feet and hands.

"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my Hair?"

His wife replied.....
"The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."

[placidfemme]

haha that would be my response too

[LilSel]

haha that would be my response too

you would have a husband to say that to?? :dodge:
:laugh::innocent:

[Beemer]

I can so NOT imagine my husband talking to me like that! Not without bursting into laughter anyway!

[placidfemme]

you would have a husband to say that to?? :dodge:
:laugh::innocent:

lol my family wishes :)

[LilSel]

lol my family wishes :)

:Punk: :wari:

No doubt

[Pwalo]

This is obviously a joke. No man in his right mind thinks that he is the 'boss'. He's had a mother. He's married. Enough said.

[Jantar]

This is obviously a joke. No man in his right mind thinks that he is the 'boss'. He's had a mother. He's married. Enough said.
Not so, Many men are the boss. The trick is to let the wife think she is. :innocent: