FUCKEN CUNT of the YEAR AWARD

[SwanTiger]

Whoever owns the piece of shit vehicle with the personalised number plate "TOXIQ" needs to learn not to park ON THE ROAD straight after a BLIND CORNER especially when there were half a dozen SAFE areas to park YOUR PIECE OF SHIT vehicle.

Pictures speak a thousand words.

Luckily I was riding passenger in my Taxi :buggerd:

[scumdog]

Do a U-turn, stop across from the other car and push the toxic p.o.s. into the ditch.
Makes the road far safer for all.:2thumbsup

[Jonny Rotten]

sorry man ill go move it now

[Colapop]

Does it look like the car is broken down? Is it an emergency parking situation? Is the vehicle in such a position that it will cause an accident ie. dangerous?
Looks like all of the above, I'd say it is your civic duty to push it off the road to ensure the road is safe for other users...

[The_Dover]

Bollocks, I thought this was a thread about ME!!!

[SwanTiger]

Do a U-turn, stop across from the other car and push the toxic p.o.s. into the ditch.
Makes the road far safer for all.:2thumbsup


Does it look like the car is broken down? Is it an emergency parking situation? Is the vehicle in such a position that it will cause an accident ie. dangerous?
Looks like all of the above, I'd say it is your civic duty to push it off the road to ensure the road is safe for other users...
Is this peer pressure? Give me more, MORE! the car is still there :whistle:

[Mole_C]

People suck at parking these days. I saw a car parked about 80cm from the curb in the middle of a corner. It has to take a pretty screwed up mind to step out of your parked car and stand on the centre line and not think to move it. :spanking:

[WINJA]

Swanny Is In A Taxi Cause He Lost His Licence For Dangerous Driving , I Looked Up Hypocrite In The Dicktionary And There Was A Pic Of Swanny

[Mole_C]

Is this peer pressure? Give me more, MORE! the car is still there :whistle:

U cld go out with a bat or sumthing and make it look like someone scraped it as they went around the corner :whistle:

[Maha]

I was ready to Vote for ummmmm?.....never mind.....:whistle: ok it was going to be WINJA

Was there no rock within reach mate?......the big glass area loves those things...:cool:

[WINJA]

WRONG! you pathetic excuse for a coon. It was suspended for quote "Exceeding 80 kmp speed limit" and will defend that charge to the grave.

FROM WHAT I HEARD THE COP DID IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD , YOUVE BEEN RIDING OUT OF YOUR DEPTH FOR A LONG TIME SWANNY , THAT PIG PROLLY SAVED YOUR LIFE

[SwanTiger]

FROM WHAT I HEARD THE COP DID IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD , YOUVE BEEN RIDING OUT OF YOUR DEPTH FOR A LONG TIME SWANNY , THAT PIG PROLLY SAVED YOUR LIFE
This is true. Which is why I'm buying the learner bike you suggested, a GSX-R 1000 so I can gain some real skills and crash like you.

[WINJA]

This is true. Which is why I'm buying the learner bike you suggested, a GSX-R 1000 so I can gain some real skills and crash like you.

I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT , IVE GOT A LICENCE AND NO DEMERITS , AS FOR YOU YOUR CATCHING THE BUS AND BUMMING RIDES OFF YOUR MATES ,SERIOUSLY SWANNY CRASHING SKIDMARKS BIKE SHOULDA BEEN A WAKEUP CALL FOR YOU

[Zed]

Looks like a real estate agent who forgot to put the open home flag up!

But nah Swanny, he/she won't win the award, I see at least one stoopid motorist each day who would eat that parker for breakfast...like one of my neighbours who just took off down the road and clipped one of those large plastic wheelie bins from the side of the footpath which ended up in the MIDDLE of the road, of course he never stopped to move it back! :Pokey:

[SwanTiger]

I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT , IVE GOT A LICENCE AND NO DEMERITS , AS FOR YOU YOUR CATCHING THE BUS AND BUMMING RIDES OFF YOUR MATES ,
This is an absoloute lie. Everyone knows that I don't have any mates - AND - even if I did have mates I wouldn't bum a ride off them, I'd take their bike and crash it.


SERIOUSLY SWANNY CRASHING SKIDMARKS BIKE SHOULDA BEEN A WAKEUP CALL FOR YOU
Which bike? :buggerd:

[SwanTiger]

Looks like a real estate agent who forgot to put the open home flag up!

But nah Swanny, he/she won't win the award, I see at least one stoopid motorist each day who would eat that parker for breakfast...like one of my neighbours who just took off down the road and clipped one of those large plastic wheelie bins from the side of the footpath which ended up in the MIDDLE of the road, of course he never stopped to move it back! :Pokey:

Indeed - sorry just to clarify - I AM SHIT STIRRING. However the photos serve as a reminder that there are people who are (as we are all aware) inconsiderate of other road users, like myself, I'm dangerous. Anyway... :Pokey:

[Harry33]

Winja's winning so far...

[The_Dover]

C'mon swampy, riding a hyosung over 50km/h is pretty dangerous.

[WINJA]

Winja's winning so far...

THATS CAUSE ITS TRUE, I EVEN VOTED FOR MYSELF , NO MATTER THE OUTCOME OF THE POLL SWANNY WILL STILL BE ON A GOVERNMENT IMPOSED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM FOR A FEW MONTHS YET , BETTER GET SOME GOOD WALKING JANDALS SWANNY

[Harry33]

come on dover theirs no prizes for second....You can't let Winja win.

[Kornholio]

Naturally I voted for Dover ...

[dawnrazor]

0% for FINN, that'll please him....and come as a surprise as well I'd imagine

[WINJA]

0% for FINN, that'll please him....and come as a surprise as well I'd imagine

HEY YOU VOTED FOR ME CUNNI

[Ixion]

If you are riding (or driving) defensively, and able to stop in the clear hazard free road ahead, where is the problem?

A blind bend is exactly that. Blind. You must assume that there may be ANYTHING on the (unseen) exit, and ride accordingly.

Such a parked vehicle is merely one of the hazards that you will encounter round blind bends (or over the crest of blind hills). If you ride long enough you will encounter many others. Holes, gravel, ditches, tractors, quadbikes, farmers, tax collectors, animals, children, bathtubs, broken down vehicles, crashed vehicles, bodies, the list is inummerable. You cannot expect them all to be wondrously cleared away so that you may career round in blind and complacent safety.

You are demanding that other people should accomodate your unsafe riding practice.

Slow down. Simple.

[jonbuoy]

No thats dangerous parking, so we should all totter around every blind bend we come accross? The roads would be at a standstill.

[Ixion]

No thats dangerous parking, so we should all totter around every blind bend we come accross? The roads would be at a standstill.

Yes. And no, they wouldn't. Will you be so kind as to post the section of the road code that declares such parking to be illegal? Or even deprecated?

It is unwise, yes. Foolish, yes. Inconsiderate, yes. But it is OUR task as responsible riders to deal with the unwise, foolish, inconsiderate actions of others. The rider who fails to do so , and crashes as a result has only one person to blame. Himself. (which is not to say that it may not happen to the best and most cautious of riders. Noone can be perfect)

[SwanTiger]

If you are riding (or driving) defensively, and able to stop in the clear hazard free road ahead, where is the problem?

A blind bend is exactly that. Blind. You must assume that there may be ANYTHING on the (unseen) exit, and ride accordingly.

Such a parked vehicle is merely one of the hazards that you will encounter round blind bends (or over the crest of blind hills). If you ride long enough you will encounter many others. Holes, gravel, ditches, tractors, quadbikes, farmers, tax collectors, animals, children, bathtubs, broken down vehicles, crashed vehicles, bodies, the list is inummerable. You cannot expect them all to be wondrously cleared away so that you may career round in blind and complacent safety.

You are demanding that other people should accomodate your unsafe riding practice.

Slow down. Simple.
I agree with some of what you said there Ixion, I'm only highlighting the ignorance on our roads. Whether it be the clown doing 100 in 50 zones past schools and crashing into cars in front of a bus stop full of school girls or this clown with his parking.


THATS CAUSE ITS TRUE, I EVEN VOTED FOR MYSELF , NO MATTER THE OUTCOME OF THE POLL SWANNY WILL STILL BE ON A GOVERNMENT IMPOSED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM FOR A FEW MONTHS YET , BETTER GET SOME GOOD WALKING JANDALS SWANNY
Yes Daddy Coon.

[jonbuoy]

Ixion I don't know if this is part of the road code in NZ, pretty sure its illegal to do that in the UK anyway I'm not going to waste my time investigating it - its a bloody stupid and dangerous place to park - period. If you want to play devils advocate please yourself - just look at the picture and imagine two logging trucks doing 80k's heading towards each other.

[SwanTiger]

Yes. And no, they wouldn't. Will you be so kind as to post the section of the road code that declares such parking to be illegal? Or even deprecated?

It is unwise, yes. Foolish, yes. Inconsiderate, yes. But it is OUR task as responsible riders to deal with the unwise, foolish, inconsiderate actions of others. The rider who fails to do so , and crashes as a result has only one person to blame. Himself. (which is not to say that it may not happen to the best and most cautious of riders. Noone can be perfect)
Well its hardly fair if a car comes around the corner at the posted speed limit and fails to avoid the vehicle, perhaps because a car is coming the other way? There is another car I know of on a section of road that was parked outside a house inconsiderately. A week later someone had crashed into it and written it off!

[SwanTiger]

Yes. And no, they wouldn't. Will you be so kind as to post the section of the road code that declares such parking to be illegal? Or even deprecated?
Sorry just had a brainwave.

When working for local government was made aware that the Police have the power to remove ANY vehicle parked in a manner deemed to be unsafe upon receiving a complaint from a member of the public.

[dawnrazor]

HEY YOU VOTED FOR ME CUNNI

I thought you wanted to win....is this not a popularity contest !!!!!!

[Big Dave]

Small world!

Coincidently that guy was a pain on the freeway too. I noted his toxiq number plate as he was pushing his way in on a line of traffic - just after he finished tailgating me this afternoon - true.

[Crasherfromwayback]

C'mon swampy, riding a hyosung over 50km/h is pretty dangerous.

So is pissing on a fire to put it out....this guy will tell you that!

[Ixion]

Well its hardly fair if a car comes around the corner at the posted speed limit and fails to avoid the vehicle, perhaps because a car is coming the other way? There is another car I know of on a section of road that was parked outside a house inconsiderately. A week later someone had crashed into it and written it off!

Fair? Who said anything about fair? Who promised you "fair"? It's about survival, not fairness. Not much satisfaction complaining "It's not fair" from a hospital bed. Or having your kids say "It's not fair our Daddy died on his motorbike"

"Able to stop in the clear hazard free road ahead".

And by all means, have such hazards removed where possible. The fewer hazards the better. I would myself have a "quiet word" with anyone stupid enough to park in such a place. Just do not assume that it anyone else' s responsibility to ensure YOUR safety as a rider.

People WILL do stupid dangerous and inconsiderate things. Animals WILL wander. Children also. It is up to US to ensure that even if they do, we will still be safe.

That may at times mean riding at a speed LESS than the speed limit.

"Able to stop in the clear hazard free road ahead" Seems quite simple to me.

[Hitcher]

This thread is teetering on the brink of Pointless Drivel...

[Crasherfromwayback]

This thread is teetering on the brink of Pointless Drivel...

I dunno Dude.....I think I've added some wise advise in my last post regarding safety round fires.......

[jonbuoy]

This thread is teetering on the brink of Pointless Drivel...

Aren't they all though? - Were still discussing the parking.

[WINJA]

This thread is teetering on the brink of Pointless Drivel...

ARENT YOU THE FUCKER THAT PARKED HIS BIKE IN THE BACK OF A CAR , DONT RELOCATE ANYTHING JUST READ AND LEARN

[dawnrazor]

Just do not assume that it anyone else' s responsibility to ensure YOUR safety as a rider.

Yep I agree, the rider is not a by-stander and as such is a substantial factor in all road actions from riding through to crashing, taking responsibility for your riding (and crashing) is paramount in becoming a better rider, just don't tell your insurer is all!

[Hitcher]

ARENT YOU THE FUCKER THAT PARKED HIS BIKE IN THE BACK OF A CAR , DONT RELOCATE ANYTHING JUST READ AND LEARN

Do you want my vote, or what?

[SwanTiger]

Small world!

Coincidently that guy was a pain on the freeway too. I noted his toxiq number plate as he was pushing his way in on a line of traffic - just after he finished tailgating me this afternoon - true.
Shit really? Small world 'eh Dave.


This thread is teetering on the brink of Pointless Drivel...
It was when WINJA was posting, but we've managed to get it back on topic.


Fair? Who said anything about fair? Who promised you "fair"? It's about survival, not fairness. Not much satisfaction complaining "It's not fair" from a hospital bed. Or having your kids say "It's not fair our Daddy died on his motorbike.
Fair as in the dictionary definition of the word "In a proper or legal manner" or "Consistent with rules, logic, or ethics". I'm not suggesting this as an excuse. The point of this thread is demonstrate that people are not "FAIR". I think you have perhaps mistaken some of what has been said in this thread Sir Ixion.

[WINJA]

Do you want my vote, or what?

YES MORON , I EVEN VOTED FOR MYSELF.
DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE ON RIDING YOUR STEEL CAMEL PROPERLY?

[Finn]

Well fuck me, Helen Clark and I have something in common. We're both losing in the polls.

[Hitcher]

YES MORON , I EVEN VOTED FOR MYSELF.
DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE ON RIDING YOUR STEEL CAMEL PROPERLY?

Master, I am not worthy to lie at your feet and floss the jam from between thine toes with my specially-bristled tongue piercing.

[hXc]

I don't see Swanny on that poll. It must be a mistake! Oh well, guess I'll just vote for WINJA.

[warewolf]

In NSW, it is illegal to park within 3 (4?) meters of any centreline; i.e. you must leave room for a large vehicle to pass without crossing into the oncoming traffic. Mighty fine rule.

Pretty sure that here in NZ it is illegal to park in an unsafe or obstructive manner. Practically blocking a through lane after a blind bend seems about as unsafe and obstructive as you can get.

Sure, we all have a duty of care as riders, but it is a two way street - if you pardon the pun - and other road users are not supposed to deliberately/willfully/negligently do dangerous things.

If the roading authority(s) pursued safety with as much zeal as they pursue speed then we might start getting somewhere.

</RANT>

[Crasherfromwayback]

To 'hijack' the post.....but if you're looking for COTY award, and it's true that 'Julie' has been setting you guys up....then look no further for the winner!

[MD]

Well I want to thank the car driver for bringing us this crack up discussion.
One of the funniest I read in ages. And the best bit is I don't think anyone's deliberately trying to be funny. Now where can I park tomorrow to piss off as many bikers as possible? Yeah I'll park the car with a trailer in the busiest bike park before the commuters arrive.

[Hillbilly]

What usually happens to idoits that park like that is either a bus or truck come around the corner and take them out. Almost everyone that drives cut corners. Haven't seen that here though, at least not yet. The truckies hoon it and don't give a shit.

[McJim]

Well, we have to remember that a cunt is a beautiful, wonderful and sometimes tasty object so I take it that we are voting for the most beautiful, wonderful and sometimes tasty individual.

I can only assume from the parking that the car owner is blonde and female so I guess that's no contest then?

[The_Dover]

I'm beautiful and tasty.

[McJim]

I'm beautiful and tasty.

So you're canvassing for my vote?

[ManDownUnder]

Bollocks, I thought this was a thread about ME!!!

Na mate - cunts are useful... and have taste...

[SwanTiger]

I don't see Swanny on that poll. It must be a mistake! Oh well, guess I'll just vote for WINJA.
Hmm, I wonder if I can add your name to the poll :spanking:


Well I want to thank the car driver for bringing us this crack up discussion.
One of the funniest I read in ages. And the best bit is I don't think anyone's deliberately trying to be funny. Now where can I park tomorrow to piss off as many bikers as possible? Yeah I'll park the car with a trailer in the busiest bike park before the commuters arrive.
Glad you enjoyed the thread.


I can only assume from the parking that the car owner is blonde and female so I guess that's no contest then?
Nope, young male.

[Street Gerbil]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

[Macktheknife]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

Another shocking crime I heard about is to pour old milk in the carpet and slip some frozen pilchards under the seats or floor mats. The milk is obvious and gets cleaned up but still smells for a few days, by that stage the pilchards have thawed out and begin to surpass the milk smell, apparently this heinous trick takes a very long time to get the smell out of the car.
Not that I would ever endorse such a thing, ever.... really.
On a serious note though, I believe there is still a mention in our road code somewhere about being required to park at least 6 metres from a blind corner and in a manner that will not obstruct other road users. Certainly a call to the ecilop's will get a response because it is an 'enforceable action' and can be disguised as 'safety'. Give them a call/email and show them the photo's, should get a speedy response.

[nudemetalz]

So is pissing on a fire to put it out....this guy will tell you that!


DANG !!!!! I feel sore just looking at that !!!!:crybaby:

[rwh]

Do a U-turn, stop across from the other car and push the toxic p.o.s. into the ditch.
Makes the road far safer for all.:2thumbsup

Hmm. "Following the directions of a Police officer" - is that good enough?:innocent:

Richard

[Damon]

Chicken gizzard works miracles when stuffed in the crack between the rear seet and backrest. Voila, in 2 days the car will qualify for a total loss. In fact the owner will probably have to call for a hazmat team to have it towed.
Disclaimer: the author of this message does not endorse this criminal act or any willful destruction of property whatsoever.

I've "heard" that pissing into their air vents is a quick and nasty one, not so easy for a chick but funny all the same

[terbang]

You could stop and scribe his name (Toxiq) across his bonnet with a screwdriver or similar.

On a more sane note I agree with Ixions comments as well and we just have to remember that part of road riding (not track) is that we have to accept that there are dim witted pricks out there that have the most apalling and unchecked (hint hint rozzers) driving habits. I would sadly suspect that Mr Toxiq would have absolutely no inkling that he is of any hazard to any other road users by parking that way.

[marty]

here's an idea - find a big dual tired tractor, or even better, a combine harvester - and run the fucker over!

["D" FZ1]

Real clever place to park :tugger:

[scumdog]

You could stop and scribe his name (Toxiq) across his bonnet with a screwdriver or similar.

I would sadly suspect that Mr Toxiq would have absolutely no inkling that he is of any hazard to any other road users by parking that way.

True, the dip-shit would have no inkling he had created a hazard, would very likely say "Whaaat? there's enough room to get 'round it, what's the problem?" if you fronted him up.

[NotaGoth]

Whoever owns the piece of shit vehicle with the personalised number plate "TOXIQ" needs to learn not to park ON THE ROAD straight after a BLIND CORNER especially when there were half a dozen SAFE areas to park YOUR PIECE OF SHIT vehicle.

Pictures speak a thousand words.

Luckily I was riding passenger in my Taxi :buggerd:

Something similar happened to my dads friend.. And my old lady when they were out on the motorbikes.... Very very sharp corner... Parked in middle of the lane just out of sight.... Dads mate.. Pillion and all ended up going off the road to avoid collision with the rear end..... Mum went around... Luckily oncoming car had passed just in time....:whistle:

[Kornholio]

here's an idea - find a big dual tired tractor, or even better, a combine harvester - and run the fucker over!

You rang???? :D

[McJim]

This is about as loaded as a united states presidential election!

How come SwanTiger never turned up as an option until I'd already voted?

[SwanTiger]

Hey that's fucken cheap! I want to know which moderator did that.

What an abuse of powers. Fucken Helen Clarke wanna bes. :laugh:

[NotaGoth]

Now that the Swanny option is there.... I think I might vote... :banana: :lol:

[Maha]

This is about as loaded as a united states presidential election!

How come SwanTiger never turned up as an option until I'd already voted?


He's a shifty little prick...just look at those beady little eye's in his avatar....:shifty:
I wanna revote, bet he will piss all over WINJA........:corn:

[Jamezo]

Another shocking crime I heard about is to pour old milk in the carpet and slip some frozen pilchards under the seats or floor mats. The milk is obvious and gets cleaned up but still smells for a few days, by that stage the pilchards have thawed out and begin to surpass the milk smell, apparently this heinous trick takes a very long time to get the smell out of the car.
Not that I would ever endorse such a thing, ever.... really.
On a serious note though, I believe there is still a mention in our road code somewhere about being required to park at least 6 metres from a blind corner and in a manner that will not obstruct other road users. Certainly a call to the ecilop's will get a response because it is an 'enforceable action' and can be disguised as 'safety'. Give them a call/email and show them the photo's, should get a speedy response.
Put a nice pooh in a plastic bag and then freeze it, then grate it (while frozen) into a fine powder. Apply liberally to air vents and permeable surfaces. Wait a few days. Watch the tears.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Put a nice pooh in a plastic bag and then freeze it, then grate it (while frozen) into a fine powder. Apply liberally to air vents and permeable surfaces. Wait a few days. Watch the tears.

Describe a 'nice pooh' please.....

[Kornholio]

What about the ol 'put a dead rabbit or possum under the spare wheel of persons car' give it a week and yeeha

[Quasievil]

Hey Look Winja is the second biggest cunt of the year, well done winja

lol

good to see he is up there

fuck Im pissed ..........................winja I love you..............no really I do

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hey Look Winja is the second biggest cunt of the year, well done winja

lol

good to see he is up there

fuck Im pissed ..........................winja I love you..............no really I do

Hey look here....

Do I have to visit you 'Senior' members one by one to show you I'm a cunt to get in on the votes?

[Skyryder]

I was going to vote for Finn but as he's last as usual I thought I would help keep him there.

Skyryder

[Ixion]

Poll is for the biggest Cunt. Finn's a dwarf. So by definition he's a little cunt, can't be biggest anything. (hm, I suppose maybe he could HAVE the biggest cunt of the choices)

[FilthyLuka]

Poll is for the biggest Cunt. Finn's a dwarf. So by definition he's a little cunt, can't be biggest anything. (hm, I suppose maybe he could HAVE the biggest cunt of the choices)

:rofl: baaaahahahahaha!!!! dude... im assumming the finn has a severe case of the angry midget syndrome? hehe

[SPman]

Hey that's fucken cheap! I want to know which moderator did that.

What an abuse of powers. Fucken Helen Clarke wanna bes. :laugh:

...........:baby: ...........:o.................... :whistle:

[dawnrazor]

I'm amazed this thread hasn't been relagated to PD before now, when so much more worthy threads went to that place well before their time *sniff*

[SwanTiger]

The car wasn't there today, however there was a VAN which had stopped on the side of the road. The owner of this VAN had made a good effort to park as far off the road as possible (as he also had a trailor attached to it).

As we wen't past I spotted the owner/driver who was an old looking man - what does that tell you?

Us young cunts are so inconsiderate. And dangerous.

[Finn]

:rofl: baaaahahahahaha!!!! dude... im assumming the finn has a severe case of the angry midget syndrome? hehe

One day very soon, you're going to regret what you just said.

I'm watching you.

[Patrick]

...frozen pilchards under the seats or floor mats....

Nah...hide em in the curtain tracks, they will never be found...

There was a story of a chick (or bloke) who did this to his ex as he/she was keeping the house. Hid the pillies, stunk out the place, the house owner couldn't find it, replaced the carpets and curtains (close... no cigar), hated the odour and tried to sell it but because of the smell, no takers...

After a long time on the market, the other party who missed out on the house got a mate to put in a low bid for the house and got it... threw out the curtain tracks, already had the new curtains and carpet...

True story? Dunno...

[Disco Dan]

if i see a dumb ass driver park in a dangerous spot on my street i would put my hand out for the mirror as i ride past... send it skimming down the road... another car would prob do it anyway ;)

*555 him???

[Skyryder]

One day very soon, you're going to regret what you just said.I'm watching you.

Yea another knee trembler. :buggerd:

Skyryder

[Finn]

Yea another knee trembler. :buggerd:

Skyryder

Okay, so you gonna reply to all my threads to try and make yourself feel better about your boring, meaningless little life. Fine peasant, knock yourself out you ol cunt. But two can play at that game and I'm like a dog with a fucken bone.

[SwanTiger]

Okay, so you gonna reply to all my threads to try and make yourself feel better about your boring, meaningless little life. Fine peasant, knock yourself out you ol cunt. But two can play at that game and I'm like a dog with a fucken bone.

Excellent, I need some decent entertainment until my license is back, only another 5 sleeps :wari:

[Skyryder]

Okay, so you gonna reply to all my threads to try and make yourself feel better about your boring, meaningless little life. Fine peasant, knock yourself out you ol cunt. But two can play at that game and I'm like a dog with a fucken bone.

That's ma boy. But try a little style. Words like peasent, cunt, just so common Don't you think?? :beer:

Skyryder

PS I've been trying to bait you for some time Finn. Now that I've hooked you................????????

[Finn]

That's ma boy. But try a little style. Words like peasent, cunt, just so common Don't you think?? :beer:




Skyryder

I ain't your boy old man and given the rumours, I wouldn't want to be either.

[Big Dave]

Okay, so you gonna reply to all my threads to try and make yourself feel better about your boring, meaningless little life. Fine peasant, knock yourself out you ol cunt. But two can play at that game and I'm like a dog with a fucken bone.

Even down to the smell.

[Finn]

Even down to the smell.

You still upset with me for humping your leg the other day?

It's a dominance thing and has no sexual meaning.

[Zed]

You still upset with me for humping your leg the other day?

It's a dominance thing and has no sexual meaning.That's a revelation Finn!

I havn't cast my vote in here yet so would you like it?

[Big Dave]

You still upset with me for humping your leg the other day?

It's a dominance thing and has no sexual meaning.

Down fido!

[Skyryder]

I ain't your boy old man and given the rumours, I wouldn't want to be either.

Well I do have a 'lost' son. He'd be about your age. Might explain that telepathy thing I have with you.

Skyryder

[Zed]

Well I do have a 'lost' son. He'd be about your age. Might explain that telepathy thing I have with you.

SkyryderDo you want my vote Skyryder?

Any mods: can we add him to the poll?

[Skyryder]

Do you want my vote Skyryder?

Any mods: can we add him to the poll?

No give it to Finn. Besides he'd look a bigger loser being passed by a late starter. :Playnice:

Skyryder

[terbang]

No give it to Finn. Besides he'd look a bigger loser being passed by a late starter. :Playnice:

Skyryder

Problem with that is that the question is about who was the BIGGEST cunt. Sorta knocks Finn out of the running right from the start.

[kro]

This election is rigged.

[GIXser]

Dover X 1000 (but i can vote only once)

[vixter]

no definately swampy without a doubt

[WINJA]

How The Hell Could I Poll So High Im A Nice Guy And Im Popular With The Ladies , Can Someone Open The Poll So I Can See Who Voted For Me

[The_Dover]

How The Hell Can I Be Losing To Winja And Some Dick Who Can't Park?????

I'm 189cm Of Pure Unadulterated Cunt.

[slimjim]

:spanking: what's your pro, shit at least you got the chance to take the photo's, fuck looks like heaps of road to go up and over it ,while doing a 140kms, and i note that you lefted the mirror intact:2thumbsup :mad:

[Finn]

I want to know who the hell voted for me. Until that one vote, I was looking angelic.

[Mom]

I want to know who the hell voted for me. Until that one vote, I was looking angelic.

Wasn't me, I've always thought you looked angelic Finn :blip:

[Zed]

I want to know who the hell voted for me. Until that one vote, I was looking angelic.MWA HA HA HA wasn't me either

[Rogue Rider]

That car is prime for a rock, brick, or even boot bollocking. Any nob that parks like that deserves a lasting impression left on each side panel. I see similar things all the time and have nearly collected many. The worst is in hilly bits where dopey families stop for a puke..... And they look at you as though it's your fault they are parked on a verge when there is a straight or side lane less than 20 metres away. Grrrrrrr that so hacks me off, but I guess it just comes as a reminder that you don't know whats around the corner. Drive defensively, and if need be defensively, mirrors are always a good thing to tap off as a reminder for the future....................:Pokey:

[Skyryder]

I want to know who the hell voted for me. Until that one vote, I was looking angelic.

I was thinking more like a cherub. Bald, pudgy and small.

Skyryder

[Ixion]

I want to know who the hell voted for me. Until that one vote, I was looking angelic.

One vote? Says two. You may be making a late finish , it could still be Finn for the Cunt Cup yet,