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Finn
4th October 2006, 09:04
Good advice. Dover will appreciate this...

The_Dover
4th October 2006, 09:05
sorry, i don't get it?

Finn
4th October 2006, 09:20
sorry, i don't get it?

Clearly. Family Planning is where couples go to get advice on planning a family. If they are not ready, contraceptive options are discussed and provided if necessary. The two most common varieties are; Condoms (for new age, caring guys or if you think your lady sleeps around) or the "Pill" which most guys prefer.

Dai
4th October 2006, 09:32
sorry, i don't get it?

Thats the impression I have formed after reading the many posts here. You dont get it.

The_Dover
4th October 2006, 09:38
so sticking it up her arse isn't advisable?

Paul in NZ
4th October 2006, 09:39
sorry, i don't get it?

Don't be sorry, thats the best form of contraception...

DMNTD
4th October 2006, 09:50
Up the bum no babies...damn,wish I learnt that earlier

WRT
4th October 2006, 11:59
Up the bum no babies...damn,wish I learnt that earlier

Up the poopsie, no whoopsie!

Freakshow
4th October 2006, 12:09
When the River runs red, take the dirt track!

Paul in NZ
4th October 2006, 12:09
Up the bum no babies...damn,wish I learnt that earlier


Oh dear! Are you pregnant?

DMNTD
4th October 2006, 12:11
Oh dear! Are you pregnant?
Nah just fat :cool: ...oh and I have 5 kids too

LilSel
4th October 2006, 12:38
One I took home last nite already has 2 kids... :wari:
hope I didnt knock her up...:buggerd: :lol:

Dai
4th October 2006, 12:40
One I took home last nite already has 2 kids... :wari:
hope I didnt knock her up...:buggerd: :lol:

Was there brown on the crown?

LilSel
4th October 2006, 12:46
Was there brown on the crown?

haha... :whistle:

Its not brown.. its blue :Pokey:

MSTRS
4th October 2006, 12:51
haha... :whistle:

Its not brown.. its blue :Pokey:

...with fresh batteries....

LilSel
4th October 2006, 12:52
...with fresh batteries....

nah... no batteries :lol:

Hitcher
4th October 2006, 21:38
I thought an aspirin in their shoe was the most cost-effective contractive for men. It makes them limp...

Beemer
4th October 2006, 22:27
I thought an aspirin in their shoe was the most cost-effective contractive for men. It makes them limp...

Groan! But very good!

Swoop
20th September 2007, 14:01
Models parade in outfits made of condoms during a fashion show at the
4th China Reproductive Health New Technologies & Products Expo in
Beijing July 11, 2007. Condoms of all shapes and sizes were used to make
dresses, hats and even lollipops. Models fought through extravagant soap
bubble special effects to show off tight-fitting wedding gowns,
scaly-looking evening dresses, outrageous bikinis and other garments
made entirely of condoms. The show was held at the Fourth China
Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo and organized by
China's largest condom manufacturer, Guilin Latex Factory, to promote
the use of condoms in the fight against HIV/AIDS. It also marked World
Population Day, organized annually by the U.N. Population Fund.

Swoop
20th September 2007, 14:02
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