Masturbation In Showers....

[Fishy]

Bwahahahahahahaha

[The_Dover]

That's why I got kicked out of Uni.

[kiwifruit]

lmao!
im printing that for my bathroom door

[hurricane_r]

*chuckles*

[ManDownUnder]

It's not the cum - it's the hair holding it in place...

I blame the hair - always have!

[The_Dover]

funny, this was on the fridge in my old flat......

[WRT]

Hey, why is it the guys getting the blame? How do you know its not some skanky ho rinsing out the leftovers from the rugby teams post-match celebrations?

[Fishy]

funny, this was on the fridge in my old flat......

hahahahaha GOLD!

[ManDownUnder]

funny, this was on the fridge in my old flat......

There's just something about warm wet places...

[ManDownUnder]

funny, this was on the fridge in my old flat......

Should have fired off a round or two on the back step then...

[placidfemme]

lol we never have that problem at our place *grinz*

[XP@]

funny, this was on the fridge in my old flat......
What is the fridge magnet doing?

[ManDownUnder]

lol we never have that problem at our place *grinz*

Is that a cry for help? PM me...:buggerd:

[placidfemme]

Is that a cry for help? PM me...:buggerd:

You'd be our first call :)

[SARGE]

Is that a cry for help? PM me...:buggerd:




You'll be our first call when we need another pussy :)

bwahahahahahahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

bwahahahahahahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What's so fucken funny - everyone knows I'm a dick...:cool:

[Macktheknife]

You'd be our first call :)

oh oh oh can I be second?.....
errmmm hang on a sec!?

[ManDownUnder]

oh oh oh can I be second?.....
errmmm hang on a sec!?

You want cum second... did I get that right??

[SARGE]

oh you guys are making this too easy ...

[WRT]

You want cum second... did I get that right??

I think he's from the school of "he who goes last, goes longest". I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.

[ManDownUnder]

oh you guys are making this too easy ...

correction - not "we are making it easy" - we are easy

[ManDownUnder]

I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.

Me either... and for the record - I prefer porridge with a hint of salt in it - and no lumps.

[The_Dover]

harden up, porridge is a traditional scottish dish.

[WRT]

Me either... and for the record - I prefer porridge with a hint of salt in it - and no lumps.

What about slime?


harden up, porridge is a traditional scottish dish.

Jesus Dover, it was bad enough us talking about stirring porridge, not eating it!

[oldrider]

So it's true, students really are a bunch of wankers then! :tugger: Some of our leaders were "students" :weird: Helen? :lol:

[Indiana_Jones]

Oh sure, blame it on the guys :p

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

Oh sure, blame it on the guys :p

-Indy

LOL... and the other source of semen would be?

[SARGE]

LOL... and the other source of semen would be?

indy's ass??

[ManDownUnder]

indy's ass??

TOO FUCKEN FUNNY (sorry indy... ) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd:

Altogether now - village people style

In the Navy, there are cabin boys in jeans
In the Navy, put your hands upon your knees
In the Navy, just relax, try not to squeeze
In the Navy, In the Navy.

[MSTRS]

... I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.

Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!

[MattRSK]

Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!

Even worse if his hands are tied behind his back!

[MSTRS]

Even worse if his hands are tied behind his back!

Anyone tell you that you are truly evil?

[MattRSK]

Anyone tell you that you are truly evil?

Im starting to believe it!

[SixPackBack]

Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!

Sounds like MSTRS has a story to tell:buggerd::2thumbsup

[pyrocam]

You'd be our first call :)

f'n classic

[Jamezo]

So it's true, students really are a bunch of wankers then! :tugger: Some of our leaders were "students" :weird: Helen? :lol:


IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!

[Skyryder]

Ain't going to make any difference. If ya gota hard and there's no one around, then ya just gota get a grip on ya self and take yourself in hand.



Skyryder

[Skyryder]

__________________
DRAGON NERD STANCE

Is this a new Martial Art Style??:lol: I ride a Drake.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!

One of the best one liners I've seen on here for some time.

Yous hould have stayed bending over. At least that would have made one of you happy. :Playnice:


Skyryder

[SARGE]

IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!



bad day at the Sperm Bank? :Pokey:

[oldrider]

IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T FUNNY THEN.

NOT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS RELATED TO HELEN CLARK!



Get over your self, stop taking life so seriously! :spanking: Cheers John.

[Sniper]

Its Jamezo, just leave him to cartoon war book and a dictionary, he will be back to his old self soon enough

[Jamezo]

oldfart, you sound a little wound up, why don't you stroke one out to your collection of Helen Clark photos? It's just got to be a sexual obsession on your part, nothing else can explain it.