Those guys are really fit...

[placidfemme]

Last night Sam and i were sitting in the lounge behaving (honestly... almost) and then we see this German Shepard in our garden, but I didn't see the owner, just the dog on a long lead... and Sam chirps in "Its a police dog" and me being the bitch as usual "uh huh... and how can you tell, did you see its badge?" and she replys "We make all the law inforcment leads at work" lol ok so she got me on that one... and as soon as she says that, the cop comes into sight...

We go out onto the deck and ask the cop if there is anything we can help him with (After all its our garden), while his dog is running back and forth sniffing shit, and he asks us if we have seen anyone running through our garden... so we respond "no mate sorry", and then he's gone through a hole in the fence (which was pretty amazing actually cause I didn't think the dog would even make it through let alone the big burly cop).

Sam and I sat on the deck for about 30 minutes before a police chopper started hovering around for about 25 minutes, getting closer, then futher, then closer. Then the chopper goes away and Sam and I think "oh well they must have caught him". And then about another 25 minutes later, the cop with the dog is back, running around our garden... asks us again if we saw anyone... and then runs off again...

I'm not too sure what the problem was, but there were cop cars parked outside the Slip Inn in Highbury during this whole thing, so I'm assuming it has something to do with them...

I was really impressed (Ok so in the end they proberly didn't catch the guy/girl), that cops was running around for over an hour following his dog around, and judging by where the chopper was hovering most of the time... the crim ran far away and therefore the cop would have had to run all that way following his dog...

The cop did look burly... so he must be strong... and fit to boot...

Gotta give some respect to those boys in blue and thier furry friends... :hug:

[Lias]

This thread does not deliver..

The title led me to believe you'd started being attracted to men :banana:

[MSTRS]

... while his dog is running back and forth sniffing shit, and he asks us if we have seen anyone running through our garden...


Jeez PF, just what sort of state do you keep your place in?

[placidfemme]

This thread does not deliver..

The title led me to believe you'd started being attracted to men :banana:

ahhhhhh yes... well no... lol

[placidfemme]

Jeez PF, just what sort of state do you keep your place in?

What can I say... the toilet doesn't work...

[Colapop]

You sure it wasn't the Exclusive Bretheren marking your property for future protests?

[placidfemme]

You sure it wasn't the Exclusive Bretheren marking your property for future protests?

lol if it had been we would have had sex on the deck just to piss them off more... plus alcohol and heaps of pot... might have even got a few of them to join in I'm sure... they're not perfect... they just like to think they are... like myself lol :banana:

[Squeak the Rat]

lol if it had been we would have had sex on the deck just to piss them off more...Cripes, you'll have half the perverts here turning up at your digs claiming to be exlusive brethren.....

[MSTRS]

Cripes, you'll have half the perverts here turning up at your digs claiming to be exlusive brethren.....

Rubbish! (ahhh, Miss Femme, will you be home soon? I'd phone you direct but I'm not allowed a cell phone)

[placidfemme]

lol thats true :)

Edit: I could start my own cult and make myself the bishop

[Lias]

lol thats true :)

Edit: I could start my own cult and make myself the bishop

As long as its one of thoses cults with lots of sex and drugs, I think I can safely say half of KB will join :-)

[Colapop]

lol if it had been we would have had sex on the deck just to piss them off more... plus alcohol and heaps of pot... might have even got a few of them to join in I'm sure... they're not perfect... they just like to think they are... like myself lol :banana:
Ummm ... I've just joined Exclusive Bretheren - I'll be a long shortly...:lol: :lol:

[MSTRS]

Ummm ... I've just joined Exclusive Bretheren - I'll be a long shortly...:lol: :lol:

That is not what you really meant to say, was it?

[Colapop]

Not a tall...

[MSTRS]

Not a tall...

Liar Liar Pants on fire

[LilSel]

What are you going to name your cult PF??

Can I join??? :banana:

What are the pre-req's?? I can bring you goodies... :msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

What are you going to name your cult PF??

Can I join??? :banana:

What are the pre-req's?? I can bring you goodies... :msn-wink:

Hang on...this is starting to sound 'exclusive':whistle:

[Colapop]

What are you going to name your cult PF??

Can I join??? :banana:

What are the pre-req's?? I can bring you goodies... :msn-wink:
All male members are members...

[LilSel]

All male members are members...

I can pass as a male if need be :whistle: :spanking:

[Colapop]

Are you a pinch hitter or catcher?

[LilSel]

Are you a pinch hitter or catcher?

wanna find out?? :laugh:

[Dai]

Are you a pinch hitter or catcher?

Are we talking VELCRO here?

[Colapop]

We're not talking softballs!

[LilSel]

My balls are hard and heavy and weigh 15 1/2 pounds each :D:2thumbsup
I always score with them too :cool:

[Dai]

Are we talking VELCRO here?

Velcro

Two little bits of fur that stick together

[LilSel]

Two little bits of fur that stick together

OooOOoohhh!!! thats called velcro?? :lol:

oh yeah... back on topic..

Yeah they are really fit aye...

[Colapop]

My balls are hard and heavy and weigh 15 1/2 pounds each :D:2thumbsup
I always score with them too :cool:
That's just your wrist action...

[LilSel]

That's just your wrist action...

lol... well developed yup :2thumbsup

PF... wanna test run?

[placidfemme]

Oh my I leave the office for an hour and this is what happens...

Only requirements to joining my cult is... that you ride (or can ride) a bike... and that... yeah thats all for now lol

[Lias]

Only requirements to joining my cult is... that you ride (or can ride) a bike... and that... yeah thats all for now lol
So whos going to be the cult bike.. Is she good looking?

[placidfemme]

So whos going to be the cult bike.. Is she good looking?

Well... The cult bike must be about 5'4 - 5'7. At least a C cup... and I'd need to test ride her first to make sure she can handle the position...

I am accepting submissions now :buggerd:

[LilSel]

Well... The cult bike must be about 5'4 - 5'7. At least a C cup... and I'd need to test ride her first to make sure she can handle the position...


Hey I fit this description.... Dnt wanna be the cult bike tho...
but you wanna go for a test ride... :shifty: :lol: hahaha

[Colapop]

I think I've been called a cult before ... or is my lysdexia playing tircks on me again?

[Colapop]

Well...

I am accepting submissives now :buggerd:
Golly that's rather forward

[placidfemme]

Golly that's rather forward

Well they would have to be slightly submissive... willing to accept a spanking... when requested... and must have own safe word...

(whips, chains, gags, straps and other BDSM items will be supplied upon request only)

[Lias]

Well they would have to be slightly submissive... willing to accept a spanking... when requested... and must have own safe word...

(whips, chains, gags, straps and other BDSM items will be supplied upon request only)

Video footage will be supplied on receipt of your credit card details. (See I told you you didnt need a pimp to make money!)

[MSTRS]

Video footage blah blah

Bugger the video. Most of us wanna be in the audience shouting encouragement/instructions

[placidfemme]

Bugger the video. Most of us wanna be in the audience shouting encouragement/instructions

Well thats right... not everyone knows how to use a paddle correctly and so forth... so don't wanna have to send in our ride for repairs after the first few rides...