Life as it should be.....

[_Gina_]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[Motu]

So you haven't seen Red Dwarf? You need to ask the Cat about the Backwards World.

[_Gina_]

I did randomly see some of the episodes but not enough to know who is whom.....

Which one of these characters is the Cat?

[Kornholio]

The black guy with the fangs and serious pride issues :D

[Motu]

The Cat was seriously traumatised when he went into the bushes for a crap - think about it!

[SixPackBack]

Sounds good Girlygirl.
Being small enough to crawl into a Virgina and dying there sounds like heaven.

[Paul in NZ]

Sounds good Girlygirl.
Being small enough to crawl into a Virgina and dying there sounds like heaven.

I knew a bloke that was pretty small and although he never died in there, apparently passion did...

[_Gina_]

I found this and I am sure I remember watching it..... :done:

Rimmer: Look, sooner or later, we're gonna have to face the fact that we're not all gonna get out of this in one piece. Or if we are, it's gonna be one big flat piece.
Lister: And?
Rimmer: It's time we decided who's gonna take the one-man escape pod.
The Cat: How?
Rimmer: Well, if you'll just bear with me, I think I've devised a fair and equitable system of choosing who should survive. It's based on age, rank, seniority, usefulness... to cut a long story short it's me. I was as stunned as you are, which is why I demanded a recount. But blow me! It didn't come out of me again! Keys?
Lister: Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option.
Rimmer: Why not?
Lister: It escaped last Thursday. I was having a few beers. I didn't bother to get up, so I used the release mechanism as a bottle opener.

[judecatmad]

Oh I miss Red Dwarf!

[KATWYN]

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

.

I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????

[Kornholio]

I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????

Knowing GG she would mean 'orgasm'

Oh and Red Dwarf is on UKTV a few nights a week...God bless it :D

[2much]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

what drugs are you on and where do i get some?


sounds all good, except i doubt you're gonna be very popular when you have to jam a baby up it's mothers pussy :lol:

[_Gina_]

I'm assuming you mean "Organism" I had to re-read that one.

Or do you mean that????
I read it as Orgasm, or the end result of such....

Although technically you are right, you would end up as an organism.

:yes:

[_Gina_]

what drugs are you on and where do i get some?
sounds all good, except i doubt you're gonna be very popular when you have to jam a baby up it's mothers pussy :lol:
HA, C section could take care of that for those that are opposed ;)

[SixPackBack]

HA, C section could take care of that for those that are opposed ;)

WHAAAT!!.......a 'C' section how much fun would that be, I Demand a Virgina for my death.

[riffer]

pssst. It's vagina, not virginia. Try as hard as you might, you're not getting into my wife.

[_Gina_]

WHAAAT!!.......a 'C' section how much fun would that be, I Demand a Virgina for my death.
Well, if you are the size of a new born when you die, we can negotiate for the use of mine.... :D


G

[SixPackBack]

Well, if you are the size of a new born when you die, we can negotiate for the use of mine.... :D


G

Hey I'm a short arse now, perhaps we could negotiate for the use before I die?

[ManDownUnder]

It's all very well and good (and believe me... dying in there ... I think it'd be very VERY good)...

...but think about ramifications for gay guys. :sick:

actually nix that... it's not like gay guys can start life... but you get the idea.

[onearmedbandit]

Lmfao @ Spb!

[_Gina_]

Hey I'm a short arse now, perhaps we could negotiate for the use before I die?
If that's the case, I will need to refer you to the current tenant of my vagina - Stify - to negotiate......

:Punk:

[SixPackBack]

If that's the case, I will need to refer you to the current tenant of my vagina - Stify - to negotiate......

:Punk:

Whaddya say Stify?

[ManDownUnder]

Whaddya say Stify?

Mate - stify's an "appliance" - take 2 C sized batteries and hums a very monotonous song that drives GG mental

[SixPackBack]

Mate - stify's an "appliance" - take 2 C sized batteries and hums a very monotonous song that drives GG mental


No worries I can compete with 'energiser'.....*and I'm quiet!!*

[_Gina_]

Mate - stify's an "appliance" - take 2 C sized batteries and hums a very monotonous song that drives GG mental
LOL

Nah stify is more of a Alternating Current appliance...

[Joni]

:lol:
I sometimes worry about you people... but that does not last long with the laughter that ensues...

[ManDownUnder]

No worries I can compete with 'energiser'.....*and I'm quiet!!*

You are so rude! Didn't you ever learn not to talk with your mouth full?

[ManDownUnder]

LOL

Nah stify is more of a Alternating Current appliance...

Grab one of these (http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/collection.html) and see if SPB's offer still stands... (third item down)

oooo*BZZZZZ* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK *splurt*

[stify]

Whaddya say Stify?

well.....if i recieve payment from me brother for GG's weekend rental,deduct all costs involved, and balance that out with the amount of stick this post is gunna get me.....ahh no

[SixPackBack]

LOL

Nah stify is more of a A/C appliance...

A/C or D/C he's still prone to 'cable failure'......'battery death'.
SixPackBack is totally unaffected by 'electron flow'
My baterries nuclear:yes:

[stify]

Mate - stify's an "appliance" - take 2 C sized batteries and hums a very monotonous song that drives GG mental

the humming comes from the hoover i'm pushin round GG's lounge....after she's put some new batteries in me..:eek:

[_Gina_]

well.....{snip}....ahh no
Well that reply, young man, earns you a blowie ;)

[stify]

Well that reply, young man, earns you a blowie ;)

damn, more flies for dinner.....:shit:

[_Gina_]

well.....if i recieve payment from me brother for GG's weekend rental,deduct all costs involved, and balance that out with the amount of stick this post is gunna get me.....ahh no
Falling asleep drunk next to your brother doesn't really count does it???

Although the reaction of his girlfriend finding us there on her bed was priceless..... :gob:

[ukbandit]

you spend your last 9 months


suckin tit!!!!!!:drool:

[phaedrus]

Look at the flip side of the coin. It's not all good.
Take someone like, say, St Francis of Assisi.
in this universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals.

Or Santa Claus - What a bastard!
He's the big fat git who sneeks down chimneys and steals all the kids favourite toys.

[Kornholio]

Look at the flip side of the coin. It's not all good.
Take someone like, say, St Francis of Assisi.
in this universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals.

Or Santa Claus - What a bastard!
He's the big fat git who sneeks down chimneys and steals all the kids favourite toys.

Honda's would be .....fast!!!! :sick:

[iwilde]

I read it as Orgasm, or the end result of such....

Although technically you are right, you would end up as an organism.

:yes:

Would that be the same as "the big bang theory"?

[Brett]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Mate, I read a book that had that as the basic plot! Only some other disturbing factors thrown in...cant remember the name for the life of me...