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placidfemme
27th October 2006, 07:57
A mate of mine in the states sent me the link to this website... some of the shit on it are right up there with the "density Cult" beliefs...

Funny shit...

Main slogan: The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist... Unsaved are NOT welcome.

Tampons... Satans little cotton fingers:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

they even have bible quizes:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html

I'm pretty sure its a pisstake website... but yeah whatever
ManDownUnder
27th October 2006, 08:02
I'm pretty sure its a pisstake website... but yeah whatever

Methinks you're right. It was the "Heathen" T-Shirt ad that gave it away...
onearmedbandit
27th October 2006, 08:11
The 'Accept Jesus and get a free PlayStation 2' did it for me!
placidfemme
27th October 2006, 08:52
The 'Accept Jesus and get a free PlayStation 2' did it for me!


lol yeah... I even considered clicking on it...
Blackbird
27th October 2006, 08:59
Nice one! Piss-take it might be but religion in the Southern States is downright scary. I was working in Memphis for a few weeks and had a biker tee shirt which said on the back " If you haven't seen God, you're not riding hard enough". One of the American guys I was working with strongly advised me not to wear it as he reckoned that one of the loony religious types (they don't call it the Bible Belt for nothing) would actually take a shot at me!! He wasn't kidding either.

Overall, I like Americans but some of their approaches to religion are just as extreme as the worst Muslim traits.
oldrider
27th October 2006, 09:14
Nice one! Piss-take it might be but religion in the Southern States is downright scary. I was working in Memphis for a few weeks and had a biker tee shirt which said on the back " If you haven't seen God, you're not riding hard enough". One of the American guys I was working with strongly advised me not to wear it as he reckoned that one of the loony religious types (they don't call it the Bible Belt for nothing) would actually take a shot at me!! He wasn't kidding either.

Overall, I like Americans but some of their approaches to religion are just as extreme as the worst Muslim traits.

All extremists are dangerous!

Why can't they just be more like me, I am extremely fond of motorcycles and freedom! John.
Lias
27th October 2006, 10:59
Its a parody of the entire evangelical christian right thing in the US, but at least in its early days it was heavily influence as a parody of the Westboro Baptist Church (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church) & Fred Phelps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_phelps) of www.godhatesfags.com (http://www.godhatesfags.com/) fame (or is that infamy?)
Skyryder
28th October 2006, 13:53
All extremists are dangerous!

Why can't they just be more like me, I am extremely fond of motorcycles and freedom! John.

Right on Or. I'm exstreamly fond of fishing, and dangerouse to the fish.:wavey:

Skyryder
Jamezo
28th October 2006, 14:50
Funny that, I thought of him when I saw the title of this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church = LAFFS
Madmax
28th October 2006, 14:51
new uses for aquapets

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0904/aquapets.html
BLACK B
28th October 2006, 15:42
I still prefer (Christian) American Superpower to the rest. Their extremists don't seem to be hell bent on world destruction. I only wish the rest would stop poking the giant. He only wants the oil and space to set up Mc Donald outlets. To be honest I want the oil to and I only need enough for good bitumen and a full tank.
Lou Girardin
28th October 2006, 16:12
I still prefer (Christian) American Superpower to the rest. Their extremists don't seem to be hell bent on world destruction.

You're taking the piss, right?
unhingedlizard
28th October 2006, 17:58
"jesus saves.......mohammand shoots...GGGGGGOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"
BLACK B
6th November 2006, 16:12
You're taking the piss, right?
Yup, mind you someones gotta be at the top of the pile and I still prefer the good ol USA's Constitution which keeps their Government in check. (even it it's difficult to tell at times.)
James Deuce
6th November 2006, 16:14
They've over ridden huge chunks of the Constitution since 9/11. I will post a summary tomorrow.
BLACK B
6th November 2006, 16:17
"jesus saves.......mohammand shoots...GGGGGGOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"
This website is a lot of humor.
I can't remember where the quote came from. I think it was out of the Crusades. Anyway someone once said, "Kill them all let God sort em out!"
Where doe's that leave us?