Nobody told me

[Big Dave]

Everybody's talking and no one says a word
Everybody's making love and no one really cares
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on
There's always something cooking and nothing in the pot
They're starving back in China so finish what you got

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- strange days indeed

Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move
Everyone's a winner and nothing left to lose
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground
Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound
There's a place for us in the movies you just gotta lay around

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised

Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama

[Edbear]

Dontcha jest hate it when that happens...:sunny:

[The_Dover]

Harden up Dave, all I ever get is junk mail.

[Big Dave]

Harden up Dave, all I ever get is junk mail.

I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!

[The_Dover]

that's pretty fuckin funny dude

[James Deuce]

Mate, that's the funniest collection of bills I've seen in a long time, mainly because they aren't mine.

Even Heather laughed.

[boomer]

youch, fancy gettin nicked on ya own street ya plonka!!

if it makes you feel better i visited the AA late last week to


renew bike rego
renew car rego
renew wagon rego
get 10,000k diesel for the wagon
replace lost drivers licence
renew aa membership for me & the mrs


i needed a shower afterwards.

[ManDownUnder]

Dave - I needed that laugh so much - thanks :niceone:

so sad mate - I had a day like that last month... ow ow ow...

[Flyingpony]

I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!
You live on SH1 or SH22?
You must be gutted.

[placidfemme]

I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!

Is the camera new... or did you just forget it was there?

[Big Dave]

Is the camera new... or did you just forget it was there?

It must have been a mobile van - no fixed units about.
I am aware that it frequents the area however. Just daydreaming. :mellow:

[placidfemme]

It must have been a mobile van - no fixed units about.
I am aware that it frequents the area however. Just daydreaming. :mellow:

Well that sucks... hopefully the fine wasn't too big

[MOTOXXX]

...burn.....

[mstriumph]

BD you're a journo. arn't you? .......... that was BEWTIFULLY crafted! :yes:

[Big Dave]

Well that sucks... hopefully the fine wasn't too big

Cheers.
64kph = $80.
But with no demerit points attached it's only a 'riding fee' I reckon.

[Big Dave]

BD you're a journo. arn't you? =

Chairrs.
Apparently so. Never actually set out to be. I do prefer to see it as 'features writer' rather than journalism.
Good Journos can turn it on about any subject, within a short space of time.


And yeah - John Lennon wrote a lot like me.

[slimjim]

I got speed camera'd in my own f***ing street!!!!

:scooter: must have been on ther other side of thee road, should ask for thee photo,:dodge:

[Big Dave]

:scooter: must have been on ther other side of thee road, should ask for thee photo,:dodge:

I should - co-pilot said the same, but really, the odds are it's a fair cop. I'd rather save the karma for an unfair one. :innocent:

[McJim]

You should ask for the photo - and once received you could do an artistic crit of it and supply some of your own photos as examples. They deserve something to aspire to dont you think?

[skidMark]

Mate, that's the funniest collection of bills I've seen in a long time, mainly because they aren't mine.

Even Heather laughed.

i saw you in the latest kiwirider....mr avon vipers:P

[McJim]

i saw you in the latest kiwirider....mr avon vipers:P

I saw you in Botany Honda...polishing bikes.:rofl:

[Big Dave]

You should ask for the photo - and once received you could do an artistic crit of it and supply some of your own photos as examples. They deserve something to aspire to dont you think?

Not if it costs me 80 bucks!

[James Deuce]

i saw you in the latest kiwirider....mr avon vipers:P

Blame the guy with all the bills :)

Bloody good tyres but.

[Big Dave]

I saw you in Botany Honda...polishing bikes.:rofl:

I would have been happy to do that for $ when I was his age.