Headlines of the day?

[Big Dave]

Ranatunga endorses Hair removal (http://www3.cricinfo.com/ci/content/current/story/266951.html)

Ponting backs Hair (http://www3.cricinfo.com/australia/content/current/story/266867.html)

[Beemer]

I haven't got a link to it but there was a beauty in the paper a while back - something to do with the police seeking witnesses to a rape -

"Police desperate to talk to girls".

[MisterD]

Spineless ICC completely cave to subcontinent pressure (again).

-Oh no, I made that one up....

[Big Dave]

I haven't got a link to it but there was a beauty in the paper a while back - something to do with the police seeking witnesses to a rape -

"Police desperate to talk to girls".

'Vandals wreck Police amenities block - Officers report nothing to go on.' - Two Ronnies.

[Hitcher]

"Rooting pig shot in Karori. PM safe."

One of my all-time favourites.

[Skyryder]

Fighting Cock Kills Owner.

One of my all time favs. Came across this a while back. The spurs on the cock slashed the owners juggular.

Skyryder