smokeyging
15th November 2006, 16:31
POTENTIALLY AND REALISTICALLYA young boy went up to his father and
asked
him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask
your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE
Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"The boy
then
went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a
million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes.
Potentially, You and I are sitting on three million dollars, but
realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.
asked
him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask
your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE
Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"The boy
then
went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a
million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes.
Potentially, You and I are sitting on three million dollars, but
realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.