Dickhead of the week goes to......ME

[98tls]

Am sitting here in my leathers feeling a bit bloody silly....bikes all packed up ready to head off up to otematata for the Kiwi biker get together...its pissing down so i posted up in the thread asking if it was still on and thinking the likes of SD coming up from way down south were going to have a miserable trip...got yapping to TWR who politely informed me that i was a few weeks early and that i was likely to have a lonely saturday night up there if i went today:innocent: AHHH well never mind eh.....as TWr said i could have pretended i was an advanced scout checking out the badlands.....:angry: kind of buggered up my weekend.....

[Motig]

You wouldn't have got there without your waterwings and rubber ducky anyway. Definitely a bit wet here ay!

[kevie]

Nah I think the :gob: wally of the week award :gob: goes to the dickwad on a red Harley :scooter: that passed me on double yellows in the manawatu gorge.... at around 12-35am Saturday morning...... which while highly illegal wasnt too unsafe and I wasnt gonna report it :shit: BUT!!!:shit: then proceeded to pass a 4x4 on a blind corner... started the second passing manouvere also on double yellows.

OH and shoot me ...:dodge: .. cos did I *555 him????????? too dam right I did as I was just waiting for one of the many milktankers out that time of morning to come round the corner, and on a wet road with 4x4 one side of him and armco the other side I know where he woulda ended up !!!!

AND point to note as you shoot me ..... Im a linehaul truckdriver, wheres my workplace???? the NZ roads....and I like a safe workplace .... dont you ??

[98tls]

some day he will get a 25 second mention as a statistic on the news....

[zadok]

:motu: Oldrider....are you hearin' this!?:ride:

[imdying]

At least you're keen mate.... the Suzuki twins do that to ya :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

... i was a few weeks early and that i was likely to have a lonely saturday night up there if i went today:innocent:

LMAO mate - I thought I was the only one to do that kind of stuff

:niceone:

[Skyryder]

For a minute I thought 'I' had my dates wrong. Well at least you never arrived on your own. Now that would have been a talking point come the 9/10 December.

Skyryder

[quickbuck]

AND point to note as you shoot me ..... Im a linehaul truckdriver, wheres my workplace???? the NZ roads....and I like a safe workplace .... dont you ??


I can understand the safe work place thing, and fair enough for *555ing him.:Punk:

As you may be well aware, the gorge has been in the press of late, with the local bobbies having a bit of a blitz in there on people going over the (double yellow) lines. (Edit: I see you are aware, just found your thread on it).

I know that if you cross the double yellows on a bike, then you really CAN'T ride!!! There is NO excuse.
Different story in a Rig I know....

It is a shame, however, that they had to put them in there in the first place! There used to be some really good places to overtake if you were able to see. ie, head about 30cm higher than a drivers head.

Just noticed you live in the same town as me kevie. I don't blame you for being on here on such a day either. Here I am on the computer looking out the window as my lake fills up with water! Ah, sorry lawn. The rain from yesterday hasn't even drained yet!

[T.W.R]

Keen as mustard huh 98tls :shutup: lucky you mentioned it in the PM otherwise it may have been a good source of entertainment in a few weeks time :Oops:

[quickbuck]

....i was a few weeks early and that i was likely to have a lonely saturday night up there if i went today

A sure sign of loosing the plot there. I'd be careful ;)

[The_Dover]

again?

keep winning it like this and they'll let you keep it.

[Big Dave]

again?

keep winning it like this and they'll let you keep it.

Hmmm - I was going to say - 'that's what? the 5th time.'

[gamgee]

haha, nah I think my friend deserves it, was going for a bit of a blat in a cage around the back roads (first mistake he knows) took a corner he's done a million times a little fast, should have been fine, only it seems a shit load of gravel has been dumped on it for no reason, anyway, the tail kicks out (on a fwd car = not good) initially he tried to power out of it, but was beyond catching, so just let it spin a full 180 and he ends up facing the oposite way to what he should have been, pissing himself laughing, kick it into reverse and get out of there fairly quickly, and the funniest thing was a 500m down the road he see's a cop hiding behind a tree waiting for speeders, lucky he wasn't going fast aye :innocent:

[MVnut]

My farkwitoftheweek award goes to whoever rides 39TKL, (250 gixxer ?) passed me on Brougham St on the left (me in cage) & I was in the left lane.....he/she was in the gutter. Then as the next light went green overtook 3 cars on the left using a left turn only lane. On borrowed time I reckon.:angry:

[98tls]

AHHH yes...the young and foolish eh....just hope they survive there first step along the path of learning eh...........or :bye:

[doc]

Nah I think the :gob: wally of the week award :gob: goes to the dickwad on a red Harley :scooter: that passed me on double yellows in the manawatu gorge.... at around 12-35am Saturday morning...... which while highly illegal wasnt too unsafe and I wasnt gonna report it :shit: BUT!!!:shit: then proceeded to pass a 4x4 on a blind corner... started the second passing manouvere also on double yellows.

OH and shoot me ...:dodge: .. cos did I *555 him????????? too dam right I did as I was just waiting for one of the many milktankers out that time of morning to come round the corner, and on a wet road with 4x4 one side of him and armco the other side I know where he woulda ended up !!!!

AND point to note as you shoot me ..... Im a linehaul truckdriver, wheres my workplace???? the NZ roads....and I like a safe workplace .... dont you ??
Your not just pissed cos he past you on his Virago look alike are you?

[miSTa]

Am sitting here in my leathers feeling a bit bloody silly....bikes all packed up ready to head off up to otematata for the Kiwi biker get together...its pissing down so i posted up in the thread asking if it was still on and thinking the likes of SD coming up from way down south were going to have a miserable trip...got yapping to TWR who politely informed me that i was a few weeks early and that i was likely to have a lonely saturday night up there if i went today:innocent: AHHH well never mind eh.....as TWr said i could have pretended i was an advanced scout checking out the badlands.....:angry: kind of buggered up my weekend.....
mmm, you're a bit of a worry. Must be something to do with living south chch

Keen as mustard huh 98tls :shutup: lucky you mentioned it in the PM otherwise it may have been a good source of entertainment in a few weeks time :Oops:
What do mean "may have been"? He ain't going to live this one down.
!

[Clivoris]

Don't beat yourself up too much 98. I see lots of differently abled people on the roads apparently living almost normal lives every day. You'll find some to fit in with I'm sure.:love:

[98tls]

mmm, you're a bit of a worry. Must be something to do with living south chch

What do mean "may have been"? He ain't going to live this one down.
! yea but lets not forget i owned up to it....jesus just think i could still be sitting up there at the shearers quarters...ha ha...billy no mates.....yea thanks cliv for the kind words...it means so much....:innocent:

[WarlockNZ]

OH and shoot me ...:dodge: .. cos did I *555 him????????? too dam right I did as I was just waiting for one of the many milktankers out that time of morning to come round the corner, and on a wet road with 4x4 one side of him and armco the other side I know where he woulda ended up !!!!

AND point to note as you shoot me ..... Im a linehaul truckdriver, wheres my workplace???? the NZ roads....and I like a safe workplace .... dont you ??

Couldn't agree more ... that sort of riding needs to be stopped ... harleys can't do that .. LOL:shutup:

[quickbuck]

My farkwitoftheweek award goes to whoever rides 39TKL, (250 gixxer ?) passed me on Brougham St on the left (me in cage) & I was in the left lane.....he/she was in the gutter. Then as the next light went green overtook 3 cars on the left using a left turn only lane. On borrowed time I reckon.:angry:


Most likely it was some ex-scooter rider who is used to riding the gutters finally has more than 5hp to play with, and can't resist winding the throttle to the stop.:scooter:

Over taking on the left of left turning traffic, WOW that is nuts!:gob:
Even if they do have to give way to the right, the right turning traffic will assume they are turning left, and take them out...:shit:

[chanceyy]

gezzzz Mike .. do you always cum early ;)

bugger

[98tls]

gezzzz Mike .. do you always cum early ;)

bugger lifes short.................:innocent:

[chanceyy]

lifes short.................:innocent:

nods it sure it .. buts even shorter when ya blardy early .. esp when ya the only one playing :done: :shit: :innocent:

[98tls]

nods it sure it .. buts even shorter when ya blardy early .. esp when ya the only one playing :done: :shit: :innocent: im a big enough man to be able to amuse myself...........:Punk: :innocent: righto lets move on eh............:shutup:

[chanceyy]

im a big enough man to be able to amuse myself...........:Punk: :innocent: righto lets move on eh............:shutup:

lmfao .. ohh errrrrr hmmmmm ok moving right along .. hows the weather LOL


hm a big enough man huh .. ok kills that mental image ..

[98tls]

Raining...............be worse if i was sitting outside the otematata shearers quarters waiting..............and waiting.........:innocent:

[scumdog]

Raining...............be worse if i was sitting outside the otematata shearers quarters waiting..............and waiting.........:innocent:

Can see the ad. now: "Somewhere in Otematata a little boy waits...."

[chanceyy]

Raining...............be worse if i was sitting outside the otematata shearers quarters waiting..............and waiting.........:innocent:


:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :shit: :shit: :shit: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

[98tls]

Can see the ad. now: "Somewhere in Otematata a little boy waits...."

Hardly a Ghetto though eh..............mind you.........all those sheep.........

[T.W.R]

Can see the ad. now: "Somewhere in Otematata a little boy waits...."


:cry: :cold: :confused: & alone :lol: should have kept my trap shut :shutup:

[chanceyy]

:cry: :cold: :confused: & alone :lol: should have kept my trap shut :shutup:

well not alone ..how many sheep on da farm? .

[98tls]

:cry: :cold: :confused: & alone :lol: should have kept my trap shut :shutup: Bloody glad you didnt mate..................

[smokeyging]

Am sitting here in my leathers feeling a bit bloody silly....bikes all packed up ready to head off up to otematata for the Kiwi biker get together...its pissing down so i posted up in the thread asking if it was still on and thinking the likes of SD coming up from way down south were going to have a miserable trip...got yapping to TWR who politely informed me that i was a few weeks early and that i was likely to have a lonely saturday night up there if i went today:innocent: AHHH well never mind eh.....as TWr said i could have pretended i was an advanced scout checking out the badlands.....:angry: kind of buggered up my weekend.....


That must have been some party you had last night. got any more of that stuff you were on?......

[Beemer]

And what's the bet the dickhead on the red Harley WASN'T snapped by the cameras installed in the gorge specifically to pick up people crossing the yellow lines? Sounds like a total tosser who deserves to be bowled by a milk tanker - not that I'd wish the poor driver to have to live with that afterwards.

[scumdog]

And what's the bet the dickhead on the red Harley WASN'T snapped by the cameras installed in the gorge specifically to pick up people crossing the yellow lines? Sounds like a total tosser who deserves to be bowled by a milk tanker - not that I'd wish the poor driver to have to live with that afterwards.

:spudwhat: :scratch: :gob: Not sure how the above from a different thread associates with a dude sitting there on a wet daay thinking he has a meeting with fellow bikers - only he's a few weeks early.

I guess the word 'dickhead MAY be it?????

[miSTa]

yea but lets not forget i owned up to it....
That might not have been the smartest thing to do either. :D

[Beemer]

:spudwhat: :scratch: :gob: Not sure how the above from a different thread associates with a dude sitting there on a wet daay thinking he has a meeting with fellow bikers - only he's a few weeks early.

I guess the word 'dickhead MAY be it?????

'Scuse ME, but the item I was responding to was in THIS thread - it was actually the third post from the start! I hope you weren't implying I am a dickhead because that WOULD be asking for trouble!

[scumdog]

'Scuse ME, but the item I was responding to was in THIS thread - it was actually the third post from the start! I hope you weren't implying I am a dickhead because that WOULD be asking for trouble!


'Me so solly' (said in best Krusty the Clown voice).

I thought it was in reference to the Manawatu Gorge yellow line thread!!