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28th November 2006, 20:17
...A teacher's pet hate. These are a few things I've thought of tonight. Some, I have done, and some I would only dream about doing. Feel free to add your own.
Zac's hot tips for becoming a teacher's pet-hate.
-If you screw up, and need something to blame, blame the Labour Government.
-When queried on an answer, just say "You heard me, punk." It's bound to get you in with him/her.
-Ask off topic questions. For example, in science, talking about centrifugal forces, put your hand up and ask where abouts you put the feather and call it macaroni.
-Pull stunts in class like fake epileptic fits. Science is a good one for this - 'anaphylactic shock' can make teachers do weird things.
-Make race car noises, or pretend you're Valentino Rossi in the lead on the last race of MotoGP. Lean the chair and get your knee down too.
-Take a So-Do-Ku into class, with the answers already on it, taken from the internet (this gains you valuable time), then when the class is silent, stand up and raise the Su-Do-Ku in the air, yelling "Su-Do-Ku!" at the same time.
-Sit in class and lick yourself. Be it your arm, hand or leg or whatever. When asked what one is doing, simply reply with, "Grooming."
-When one has a reliever, if one's name is called out wrong, do not answer. When the reliever finishes the roll, go up to the front and tell them your name wasn't called out. They will ask your name and you reply with "Chad Valiant Junior...The 3rd." Then promptly go back and sit down. When the reliever is not looking, you or someone else marks you present.
-Bring a cactus to school, sit it on your desk for each class, then after a week, put your hand up when the teacher asks a question. When the teacher asks you, just say that cactus has something to say. Look at the cactus like you're waiting for it to reply, when it doesn't, just shrug and carry on. Keep doing this each lesson but getting more and more annoyed. One day, finally storm out of the class with your cactus and sit in the corridor yelling at it, saying things like, "You embaressed me, again!"
-Stand on your chair, strike a pose and yell "Go go gadget flying boots!" When you don't move, just look disappointed and say, "Damn boots will have to go back to the shop. So much for life time gaurantee."
Zac's hot tips for becoming a teacher's pet-hate.
-If you screw up, and need something to blame, blame the Labour Government.
-When queried on an answer, just say "You heard me, punk." It's bound to get you in with him/her.
-Ask off topic questions. For example, in science, talking about centrifugal forces, put your hand up and ask where abouts you put the feather and call it macaroni.
-Pull stunts in class like fake epileptic fits. Science is a good one for this - 'anaphylactic shock' can make teachers do weird things.
-Make race car noises, or pretend you're Valentino Rossi in the lead on the last race of MotoGP. Lean the chair and get your knee down too.
-Take a So-Do-Ku into class, with the answers already on it, taken from the internet (this gains you valuable time), then when the class is silent, stand up and raise the Su-Do-Ku in the air, yelling "Su-Do-Ku!" at the same time.
-Sit in class and lick yourself. Be it your arm, hand or leg or whatever. When asked what one is doing, simply reply with, "Grooming."
-When one has a reliever, if one's name is called out wrong, do not answer. When the reliever finishes the roll, go up to the front and tell them your name wasn't called out. They will ask your name and you reply with "Chad Valiant Junior...The 3rd." Then promptly go back and sit down. When the reliever is not looking, you or someone else marks you present.
-Bring a cactus to school, sit it on your desk for each class, then after a week, put your hand up when the teacher asks a question. When the teacher asks you, just say that cactus has something to say. Look at the cactus like you're waiting for it to reply, when it doesn't, just shrug and carry on. Keep doing this each lesson but getting more and more annoyed. One day, finally storm out of the class with your cactus and sit in the corridor yelling at it, saying things like, "You embaressed me, again!"
-Stand on your chair, strike a pose and yell "Go go gadget flying boots!" When you don't move, just look disappointed and say, "Damn boots will have to go back to the shop. So much for life time gaurantee."