Your favourite Christmas song/Lyrics

[Scorpygirl]

Hi all

I know most on KB don't do Christmas and after the last few weeks you even don't won't to think about it. However I thought to add a bit of lightness to the threads, I thought you could post up your fav Christmas song/carol/lyrics. Even make up your own and have some fun!!

Snoopy's Christmas ...anyone :shutup:

[enigma51]

Sorry scorpy cant help there mrs enigma says i make the gringe look like farther xmas :)

[Scorpygirl]

Sorry scorpy cant help there mrs enigma says i make the gringe look like farther xmas :)

No worries Logan. I don't think anyone will post up but I thought I would lighten up a bit!!! :sunny:

[enigma51]

Good try! This place needs a carol/beer or two!

[Karma]

Christmas Wrapping!!

"Bah!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it's my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just because it is the season
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, world tour
Aeroplanes and babies
We met some guys but never the time
Most of '98 passed along those lines

So deck the halls and trim those trees
Raise up the cups of Christmas cheer
I just need to catch my breath
Christmas with my mates this year

Calendar picture, frozen landscape
Chilled this room for twenty-four days
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again
Would've been good to go for lunch
Couldn't agree we were both free
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch

We didn't, of course, 'til the summertime
Out to the beach to his boat, could I join him?
No, this time it was me
Sunburn in the third degree

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year

Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls

Because it's R-S-V-P
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites

Last fall I had a night to myself
Same guy called, halloween party
Waited all night for him to show
This time his car wouldn't go

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year

Tesco has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

So it's on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night garage
But when to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line that guy I've been chasing all year

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot the papers too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy e-ending

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year

[bounce]

anything instrumental by the trans siberian orchestra. rock christmas carols :rockon:

[kiwifruit]

Günther & The Sunshine Girls
Christmas Song (Ding Dong)



Santa I've been so totally kind
I've never had a dirty thing on my mind
Santa darlin oh you're so fine
I wish that you were only mine
ding dong it's a Christmas song

[R6_kid]

not sure of the name but its by 'the pogues' so im sure one of the oldies will be able to name it fo me.

[Karma]

Fairytale of New York is probably the one... and I ain't no oldie!

[gijoe1313]

Snoopy for me as well! *visions of Snoopy in his flying helmet and goggles with billowing scarf whilst riding his dog box o'doom*

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
[Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree]
du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
[Of all the trees most lovely]

The news had come out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied command ignored all of its men
And called on Snoopy to do it again.

Twas the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"

The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

:niceone:

[mstriumph]

'santa baby' by Eartha Kitt


Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a drop top C-L-K too, Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,

Santa honey, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.
To a platinum mine,
Santa cutie, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

[Wasp]

SNOOOOOPPPPYYYYYYY! :D :first:

[Fub@r]

Its not christmas unless you have heard Snoopy at least once :Punk:

[Squeak the Rat]

On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Twats a twitching
11 Lesbies licking
10 Homo's humping
9 Nymphos nymphing
8 Assholes itching
7 Scrotums scratching
6 Sacks O' shit
5 Motheeeerrrrrr fuckers
4 Cock suckers
3 French ticklers
2 Brass balls
1 And a handjob in a fuckin' tree

[MisterD]

"It's Cliched to be Cynical at Christmas" by Half Man Half Biscuit.

Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your distain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights

And you'd moan at the snow
Cos your car wouldn't go
Oh it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas

You don't have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same here's a card
For your boring facade.

Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas

See how we yawn
At your bile and your scorn
It's a beautiful day
Peace on earth as we pray

Make a noise with your toys
And annoy the killjoys
Cos it's cliched at Christmas

Didn't have the lyrics to hand for the other Xmas thread...

***edit***

..and it's not f-ing Christmas without Slade!

[bert_is_evil]

Six white boomers by Rolf Harris, haven't heard it in at least 20 years, though now I read the lyrics I feel my loyalty to Rolf may be a little misplaced. Santa baby's a goodie.

[MSTRS]

Once in royal davids city stood a lonely cattle shed,
Where a mother held her baby.
Youd do well to remember the things he later said.
When youre stuffing yourselves at the christmas parties,
Youll just laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
Youre missing the point Im sure does not need making
That christmas spirit is not what you drink.

So how can you laugh when your own mothers hungry,
And how can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
Remember, if you wish, this is just a christmas song.

(hey! santa! pass us that bottle, will you? )

[Indiana_Jones]

O Come All Ye Faithful
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem.
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Angels;
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.

O Sing, choirs of angels,
Sing in exultation,
Sing all that hear in heaven God's holy word.
Give to our Father glory in the Highest;
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.

All Hail! Lord, we greet Thee,
Born this happy morning,
O Jesus! for evermore be Thy name adored.
Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing;
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Christ the Lord.

-Indy

[Hitcher]

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

[Indiana_Jones]

BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

-Indy

[LilSel]

BONEY M'S XMAS SONGS.... they rock lol...
dont like xmas carols as such... but boney M and a few drinks go together alright

[Charlie]

I love Chrissy songs.....!!!

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Frosty the Snow Man
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Here Comes Santa Claus
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Jingle Bell Rock
Let It Snow!
O Christmas Tree
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
The Little Drummer Boy
The Twelve Days of Christmas
White Christmas
Winter Wonderland

[phantom]

Somehow I have ended up with a ripped copy of "Merry Axemas" on my pc. Its a collection of Christmas carols and the like played by people like ZZ Top, Carlos Santana et al. Some of them are quite good ( and some of them are crap )

[RC1]

rodney rude,santa clause you c#nt where's my f#ckin bike

[dawnrazor]

Fairytale of New York is probably the one... and I ain't no oldie!

Is there no finer christmas song then the "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues, I was gutted when this didn't make it to number one for christmas; shane McGowan might be a drunk and funny looking, but he can write a song - bless him.

It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, wont see another one
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
Ive got a feeling
This years for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

Theyve got cars big as bars
Theyve got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
Its no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold christmas eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of new york city
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the nypd choir
Were singing galway bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day

Youre a bum
Youre a punk
Youre an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God its our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Cant make it all alone
Ive built my dreams around you

ah nuts now I'm sad, hmmmm beer will help......

[Scorpygirl]

Awesome peeps!!! :love: Logged on tonight to find quite a few have posted up. Honestly I thought I would have been buried with a stake of holly (who's Holly?) through my heart!!! :gob:

My Fav's:

The Irish 12 days of Christmas
Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer
Silent Night
The Little Drummer Boy

[hXc]

Definately Snoopy's Christmas. And after that, The Little Drummer Boy. I don't know how many times I've played that part at Midnight Mass?!

[far queue]

I want a hippopotamus for xmas ... and another vote for Snoopy

[bounce]

Somehow I have ended up with a ripped copy of "Merry Axemas" on my pc. Its a collection of Christmas carols and the like played by people like ZZ Top, Carlos Santana et al. Some of them are quite good ( and some of them are crap )

Awesome. First Noel by Eric Johnson and O Holy Night by Richie Sambora are all class imo. :yes:

[Magua]

John Lennon - Happy Xmas.

So this is Xmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Xmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Xmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Xmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Xmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Xmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over, if you want it
War is over now

Happy Xmas

[Hitcher]

The Little Drummer Boy. I don't know how many times I've played that part at Midnight Mass?!

So we have the Catholic church to blame for The Little Drummer Boy! I knew if I lived long enough I would find answers. I wonder which translation of the Bible they used for their theological references. That has to be the singularly most facile "Christmas" song of all time. And who else was standing beside a manger in Bethlehem that day, one wonders? Ken and Barbie?

[Lias]

Deck the halls with gasoline
Falalalalalalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
Falalalalalalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Falalalalalalalala
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Falalalalalalalala!

[ManDownUnder]

2 favs.

Bon Jovi "Please come home for Christmas"
Pogues "Fairytale of New York"

Not really Christmas songs per se, but kinda... and much better than some of the traditionals on "THE BEST CHRISTMAS ALBUM EVER" available through K-Tel

[hXc]

A seconded Happy Xmas - John Lennon. I forgot that one.

Snoopy
Little Drummer Boy
Happy Xmas