The not so helpfull Harriette ...

[_Gina_]

On my way to work this morning I came across a fellow biker on the side of the road who was quite clearly trying to fix something on his bike.

All very exciting really, I had been looking forward to the day that I would be able to help.

I pull over and engage the hazard lights.
Get out of the car and introduce myself as a fellow biker and ask if I can be of any assistance.....

"Yeah, have you got an adjustable spanner on you?"

:doh:

So, when I get home today I think I might venture out to the gargre and put a small kit together for the car....could come in handy should I want to be helpful at some stage eh?

[Crisis management]

Yeh, but if he'd asked for a nail file you could have helped surely.....:innocent:

[yungatart]

At least you stopped and offered. Big ups to you for that!

[_Gina_]

Yeh, but if he'd asked for a nail file you could have helped surely.....:innocent:
HA

No nail file in the car.
However if he had wanted any of the following things, I could have helped out with:

Premix bourbon and coke
Monteiths original beer
A comb
A brush
A pair of low slung heels
A teddy bear
A phone to call home
Smokes
A half drunk coffee
Water
Music
:innocent:

[Roj]

So, when I get home today I think I might venture out to the gargre and put a small kit together for the car....could come in handy should I want to be helpful at some stage eh?


Always a good idea to have some basci tools, I carry a small kit on my bike, even have a small set of jumper leads... carry a little more in my cage

[apteryx_haasti]

HA

No nail file in the car.
However if he had wanted any of the following things, I could have helped out with:

1. Premix bourbon and coke
2. Monteiths original beer
...
9. A half drunk coffee

:innocent:

It would be, after #s 1 and 2!

[flyingscotsman]

Sounds like my cage. About the only thing thats missing is the two day old pizza

[ManDownUnder]

HA

No nail file in the car.
However if he had wanted any of the following things, I could have helped out with:

Premix bourbon and coke
Monteiths original beer
A comb
A brush
A pair of low slung heels
A teddy bear
A phone to call home
Smokes
A half drunk coffee
Water
Music:innocent:

That coffee still available????

[crashe]

yee gawds...... you little boozer........

The music and low slung back shoes are for when you want to party with all that booze.....

And the teddy beer is to cuddle up to when you need to have a sleep after drinking all that booze.

The coffee and smokes is for when you first wake up. (cough cough)

The cell phone to ring partner and say "Honey, Im in the slammer for the night home later.........."

Comb and brush to help you look better after you are trashed partying.

Water, to squence the dry horrors the next day.


Yep it now all makes sense....

[Fatjim]

HA

No nail file in the car.
However if he had wanted any of the following things, I could have helped out with:
Premix bourbon and coke
Monteiths original beer
A comb
A brush
A pair of low slung heels
A teddy bear
A phone to call home
Smokes
A half drunk coffee
Water
Music:innocent:

You forgot

12. Shag

[_Gina_]

That coffee still available????
Sorry !!

I drank it...:o

[McJim]

You forgot

12. Shag

Why would she be carrying a cormorant around in the car?

[_Gina_]

Why would she be carrying a cormorant around in the car?
That's exactly what I was thinking.....we live close to the beach, but not that close...