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placidfemme
18th December 2006, 08:33
Was watching TV on Sat night and the Lotto came on... the chick was wearing such an ugly fucking dress... I felt it only right as part of my social duties to promote and incourage the piss-taking of this woman and her... um... dress :sick:

Caption away!

Bling for the best captions :)
carver
18th December 2006, 08:36
i wish i had some balls-Right here!
frogfeaturesFZR
18th December 2006, 08:49
Todays show was bought to you by the numbers 3, 7 and.......
ManDownUnder
18th December 2006, 09:59
Just sit on top, brace yourself, and the inseminator fires these numbered balls right up your clacker.

It does feel a bit funny but you'll be up the duff in no time!
Vagabond
18th December 2006, 10:14
Pinstripes make you look thin!











You think?
Drum
18th December 2006, 10:20
Wait till I get my hands on those wardrobe muthafuckas!
Macktheknife
18th December 2006, 10:29
In this re-enactment you can see the delivery of the egg to about this position, and yes it really is that big.
sugilite
18th December 2006, 10:32
"And tonights big winner gets to burn my dress"
sAsLEX
18th December 2006, 10:37
Just sit on top, brace yourself, and the inseminator fires these numbered balls right up your clacker.


reminds me of rainbow that
http://www.youtube.com/v/dyqEPgRc6IE
mstriumph
18th December 2006, 10:37
Was watching TV on Sat night and the Lotto came on... the chick was wearing such an ugly fucking dress... I felt it only right as part of my social duties to promote and incourage the piss-taking of this woman and her... um... dress :sick:

Caption away!

Bling for the best captions :)


"oh - sorry - i thought the script said 'take a BOW' .........."

........... as in 'ryhmes with bough' .... hell, English is the very devil, isn't it?! :doh:
ManDownUnder
18th December 2006, 11:02
"Seeing that tube going up like that reminds me... I found the best treatment for Thrush!"
Blairos
18th December 2006, 11:04
"I'm looking forward to being left under your tree on the 24th!"
ManDownUnder
18th December 2006, 11:22
"Are all the guys from Kumeu like that???

I mean there was NO WAY I could fit it in. It was THIS THICK!!!"
ajturbo
18th December 2006, 12:02
things ya do for the almight dollar eh!
Eurodave
18th December 2006, 16:46
''150mm just doesnt sound as impressive as 6 inches''
Laava
18th December 2006, 17:43
'And if any of the home viewers would like to make an origami dress, all you need is a wad of blue paper this thick.':yes:
James Deuce
18th December 2006, 18:22
"If only I was as tall as I am wide!"