I feel sorry for men...

[placidfemme]

I've been meaning to do a rant about this for a while... but keep forgetting...

I feel sorry for men, they always get slagged for being perverts and yadda yadda... and granted a lot of men are perverts (lol) but sometimes its really not thier fault...

Last week we had our work x-mas party and we invited some people from other companies that have helped us a lot during the year (Lawyers, accountants etc) and two of the lawyers are chicks and they showed up to the xmas lunch wearing short cropped shirts with these HUGE greenstone necklaces that dangled right down inbetween thier boobies...

Now when you talk to them... you can't help but look at the necklaces... cause they are so big... and of course, when they catch your eyes looking "there" they assume your perving and get all bitchy about it...

Obviously I'm a dyke... and they know this... so right away they assumed I was looking at thier boobies (haha well... anyway), they got all shitty and the one chick even went as far as putting her coat on and buttoning it up ALL the way to hide her... cleavage... or um... necklace...

Now I'm the innocent party here... THEY choose to put on a necklace that hangs VERY low and makes the veiwer have no choice but to look in that general area... and I think its rude that they catch a shit fit about it... DON'T wear the necklace then... tart

Another thing is those chicks who wear tight shirt with cocky slogans on them... again... why wear a shirt that people have to look at that particular area to read whats on them... and then throw a fit when people actually look at it? Some chick in town yesterday was wearing a tight pink shirt with silver writting on it... its really hard to focus on silver on pink and so I had to look for a while... and still didn't make out what was written on the shirt, after a while I gave up... and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

[MSTRS]

I find it's much more 'honest' to wear a T that says in small, run-together, words...While you are working out what this says, I'm staring at your tits

[Dai]

You got it in one.

It may be that I happen to like looking at boobs as well.

I blame my mother for that. As a baby she started me on a boob fetish by ingraining upon my impressionaable mind that nibbling on a boob was good and put me in the comfort zone.

[R6_kid]

thanks sis! theres incriminating evidence on here of me being a perve, i dont actually remember 'staring' but the photo definately makes it look like my eyes are focussed in that area!

I always make a concious effort NOT to look at a womans boobs, but sometimes you just gotta give a girl a top to toe if shes a good looker!

[ManDownUnder]

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...


LOL - it is very true... and it's a growing up thing.

you start of shy thinking "ooo boobies" *peek*
You hit the teens and twenties thinking FARK! *longer peek*
You hit thirties and you start reasoning "she wants me to look" - LOOK

Forties - dunno... not there yet... but yes - all you say is true.
Especially with name badges (almost invariably located near nipples...

and with funny shirt stuff - right across the tits.

As you say - you don't want me to look... don't put something there to look at!

On the other hand if you DO want me to look... I can help!

[placidfemme]

I find it's much more 'honest' to wear a T that says in small, run-together, words...While you are working out what this says, I'm staring at your tits

lol I want a shirt like that!

I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get

[slinky]

its worse if your gf catches you trying to read something :p lol ! WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO READ IT!!!

[jrandom]

You feel sorry for men?

The ability to pee standing up covers a multitude of sins.

Testosterone, and the consequent ability to easily gain muscle mass, is pretty good too. Oh yes. Nothing better than gaining a kilogram per week on a new lifting programme. Nyah ha ha ha. I still have the stretch marks on the back of my shoulders from when I started lifting as a teenager.

Girls just ain't got none-a that shit goin' down. Let them be bitches, I say. Let them. Sooner or later, they always beg for it.

All in all, I'm cool with being a guy.

Not that I wouldn't mind body-swapping with a chick for a day or two. Roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians...

[MSTRS]

Not that I wouldn't mind body-swapping with a chick for a day or two. Roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians...

Body Rides...Richard Laymon - an excellent 'study':innocent:

[Lissa]

Oh blah.. if you wear something revealing you should expect to be stared at. Maybe not drooled over or anything, but guys look.. we all know that.

Was in the supermarket a couple of years ago in Waikanae (Lots of old people).. this women comes in wearing one of those very very high cut shorts, so you could see her bum. Was hilarious watching all the Old Men staring at her, was waiting for one of them to have a heart attack or pass out.... there were lots of happy men in that shop that day!

[placidfemme]

Oh blah.. if you wear something revealing you should expect to be stared at. Maybe not drooled over or anything, but guys look.. we all know that.

exactly... of course this doesn't condone the whole "she was asking for it" rape defence... but just in the sense of perving... why get shitty about it if they stare... its a GOOD thing... sometimes lol

[Flyingpony]

Ah placidfemme, next time ask if she can hold her necklace up high near her chin. Much safer than getting 'busted' :dodge:

[dnos]

Oh its all very true, why wear it if they don't want people to look. Your comment about short skirts / low tops is so true, I'm gonna look and unless you got a jacket then HAHA.

My girlfriend and I were having lunch the other day when she caught me looking over her shoulder towards a couple of hot girls, she then saw my gaze follow the bike behind them going up the road and started laughing, I hadn't even seen the two girls (it was a nice bike), so of course I had to check them out too.

[placidfemme]

Ah placidfemme, next time ask if she can hold her necklace up high near her chin. Much safer than getting 'busted' :dodge:

lol... but I like to look... at necklaces and stuff :shutup:

[The Stranger]

Another thing is those chicks who wear tight shirt with cocky slogans on them... again... why wear a shirt that people have to look at that particular area to read whats on them... and then throw a fit when people actually look at it? Some chick in town yesterday was wearing a tight pink shirt with silver writting on it... its really hard to focus on silver on pink and so I had to look for a while... and still didn't make out what was written on the shirt, after a while I gave up... and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

It's like in the movies. They show you a shot of a clock. They are not asking you to look at the clock, but to read the time on the clock.
I figure it is the same here. Someone wears a shirt with writing on it I will read it the writing if I please. It's not my fault I am near sighted and read slowly.

[Goblin]

Colapop did a thread about this very topic a while back. It's not only men who stare when boobies are on display. I'm just as guilty:shutup:

I was in the bank getting an AP started and the blonde ditz on the teller had this really low cut top on with cleavege hanging out for all to see. Every tap on the keyboard made her jubblies wobble a bit and I was enjoying the entertainment. Well a couple of months later I got a call from the chick at the bikeshop, where the AP was meant to go, saying a branch in Auckland was asking why money was coming out of their clients account and who is this person and why are they defrauding our client? Turns out the ditzy tart at my bank had punched the wrong numbers into the computer and some poor student in Auckland was paying my bikeshop bill and I reckon she did it on purpose because I was staring at her tits the whole time.

If women dont want the attention they shouldn't put them out there for all to perve at, then get all shitty when people do stare.

[NighthawkNZ]

dangled right down inbetween thier boobies...


mmmm boobies... Drool








Oh bugger I even get caught online staring at boobies... lol


However... I tend to agree.. sometimes I just want to read the t-shirt... alot of them are funny... So I have learnt to actually go up and ask if I can read the wrighting on you t-shirt... (while stearing at boobies without getting slapped... lol)


Everyone needs a bossom for a pillow... should follow these lyrics there would be less war if you did... :D

[skelstar]

...these HUGE greenstone necklaces that dangled right down inbetween thier boobies...
So just say: "Hey I love your necklace(s)...are they blah blah blah"...ie make an issue of it.

I feel your pain though p/f...

[Quasievil]

Hooray for boobies, now here sre some fine boobies for your viewing pleasure

[MSTRS]

Hooray for boobies, now here sre some fine boobies for your viewing pleasure

Damn - no necklaces...where's my excuse for staring??

[LilSel]

Damn - no necklaces...where's my excuse for staring??

you need an excuse??

[MSTRS]

Depends on 'who' is watching me...

[LilSel]

Depends on 'who' is staring at my boobies...

ah yes... this is very true...

[awesker]

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

Finally! a chick who sees where Im coming from. Im sick of chicks who wear fucking nothing (and you KNOW they do it for the attention) and then they get all shitty at you for taking an interest. Do you lot think that they take a step back and look at themselves and think "why do guys keep looking at me and commenting?" probably not.. probably goes along the lines of "...... shoes...... makeup.......... OC............... Opera.......... Justin Timberlake..."

anyway, enough ranting.. boooooooobies :yes:

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[Goblin]

Depends on 'who' is watching me...

That's another thing....if they catch a handsome, young, rich looking fella staring it's all good and flirty flirty, but anyone else and you see their face screw up like a pursed cats arse and get all shitty!

[NighthawkNZ]

:love: :love: :love:

[MSTRS]

Depends on 'who' is staring at my moobies...

ah yes... this is very true...

not quite - corrected

[LilSel]

That's another thing....if they catch a handsome, young, rich looking fella staring it's all good and flirty flirty, but anyone else and you see their face screw up like a pursed cats arse and get all shitty!

so very true...:rockon:

mind you... last time I was having a perve... didnt get the cats arse response... got flashed instead :gob: I was truly shocked!!

[Coyote]

They're wearing bascially nothing in hopes an attractive and/or rich guy will look at them, and they'll get angry if they don't like who's staring at them, cause they're all vain pricks

Nihilism 4 life

[NighthawkNZ]

That's another thing....if they catch a handsome, young, rich looking fella staring it's all good and flirty flirty, but anyone else and you see their face screw up like a pursed cats arse and get all shitty!


Oh is that why I get slapped so much... old, ugly and broke... hmmmm :scooter: :dodge: lol (chuckles to himself)

[Goblin]

so very true...:rockon:

mind you... last time I was having a perve... didnt get the cats arse response... got flashed instead :gob: I was truly shocked!!
Well weren't you the lucky one....She must have been a good sort....did ya get her number?

[LilSel]

Well weren't you the lucky one....She must have been a good sort....did ya get her number?

Nah... But hell got me a good one!! If I had nice ones I'd prob do the same lol...!! I went all red faced so she acheived what it was she was trying to I guess

[Goblin]

Nah... But hell got me a good one!! If I had nice ones I'd prob do the same lol...!! I went all red faced so she acheived what it was she was trying to I guess
:laugh: If I had any at all I would do the same.

[oldrider]

lol... but I like to look... at necklaces and stuff :shutup:

Stuff the necklaces, I am a perv, I like looking at their tits! :yes: John.

[NighthawkNZ]

Stuff the necklaces, I am a perv, I like looking at their tits! :yes: John.

me too... i just use the neckless as a cover story...

[Coyote]

That's another thing....if they catch a handsome, young, rich looking fella staring it's all good and flirty flirty, but anyone else and you see their face screw up like a pursed cats arse and get all shitty!
Was about to say that before you but internet stuffed up. Go Xtra!

Anyway, totally agree

[crazybigal]

fuck the lot of em! :Punk:
my mrs has nice tits, she has low cut tops, some of them are boarderline to be wearing in public but i dont care, they are her tits!.
She gets old guys having a good perv, but she says "if i didnt want boys to look, then i should have put a less revealing top on!" Its a free country, i dont mind guys looking. Im proud of her.
Tell those silly insecure bitches to grow up.

[placidfemme]

You feel sorry for men?

I'll rephrase that...

I sympathise with men (is that meant to be with an "s" or a "z"... arggg whatever)

[xwhatsit]

I'll rephrase that...

I sympathise with men (is that meant to be with an "s" or a "z"... arggg whatever)

Just use `s'. I'm so anti-American spelling I'm almost reverse-reforming English ;).

But yeah, when I'm walking around town with my girlfriend, I'm always getting busted. The funny thing is though, I'm not really a boob-guy anyway -- I'm an arse-guy. I actually am genuinely trying to read their shirts, or look at jewellery, or whatever! There was once this girl who had this t-shirt with a music score written on it, I was reading it trying to work out what it was (it was Rachmaninov piano concerto :mellow:), and she looked up at me and gave me the worst look ever. I wanted to say out loud, `I was just trying to work out how your shirt sounds like!' but that would've made me look even stupider lol.

I too have done the `bike perv' thing as well -- girlfriend was like `can you be any more obvious looking at that girl? You don't even try to hide it!' and I was going... what girl? All I saw was that Guzzi LM?!

[NighthawkNZ]

fuck the lot of em! :Punk:
my mrs has nice tits, she has low cut tops, some of them are boarderline to be wearing in public but i dont care, they are her tits!.
She gets old guys having a good perv, but she says "if i didnt want boys to look, then i should have put a less revealing top on!" Its a free country, i dont mind guys looking. Im proud of her.
Tell those silly insecure bitches to grow up.

My ex use to point them out for me and even rate them as well... gee I miss her she was fun :(

[ManDownUnder]

Small point but my personal preference is to see them in action - whatever action that may be...

Not all are turn ons incidentally. Breastfeeding rocks. Not in a pervy turn on kinda way, just the sheer .... loving/natural/closeness of it.

Not so for women that are running for a bus, wearing low cut tops or boobs lolling about doin' the hokie pokie.

[NighthawkNZ]

Not so for women that are running for a bus, wearing low cut tops or boobs lolling about doin' the hokie pokie.

and thats bad how?..... :love:




oh... ohhhh... sowey lol

[crazybigal]

yeah we do that! its so much fun!


My ex use to point them out for me and even rate them as well... gee I miss her she was fun :(

[crazybigal]

Yeah what girl?? all i saw was MV f4 mmmm MV.



Just use `s'. I'm so anti-American spelling I'm almost reverse-reforming English ;).


I too have done the `bike perv' thing as well -- girlfriend was like `can you be any more obvious looking at that girl? You don't even try to hide it!' and I was going... what girl? All I saw was that Guzzi LM?!

[jrandom]

I'm not really a boob-guy anyway -- I'm an arse-guy.

You tell 'em, brutha. Once you get going, boobs are just in the way.

Nothing better than an arse with cheeks that can be completely enclosed, one in each hand.

Give me a pixie over a valkyrie any day.

[Disco Dan]

Woah cant believe it took me this long to stumble upon this thread!


DISCO DANS HERE! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Laava]

Mmmmmm....soapy tit wank! Seriously though, celebrate! I'm not a tit or an arse man ,I like it all, sexiest part of a woman has got to be her belly. :yes: IMHO. Seen some shockers tho!:sick:

[Hitcher]

Give me a pixie over a valkyrie any day.

The ride of the pixies? Who composed that? It doesn't quite have the same chutzpah as Herr Wagner's effort.

[mstriumph]

............haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

....................

- erm :mellow: ...so you WERE looking then? .... :dodge:





seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol

[NighthawkNZ]

Mmmmmm....soapy tit wank! Seriously though, celebrate! I'm not a tit or an arse man ,I like it all, sexiest part of a woman has got to be her belly. :yes: IMHO. Seen some shockers tho!:sick:

Me too... sigh :P :love:

[placidfemme]

- erm :mellow: ...so you WERE looking then? .... :dodge:





seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol


lol shhhhh no-one else noticed that!

[NighthawkNZ]

lol shhhhh no-one else noticed that!

sorry we all did ;) errr soooo... were they nice and perky? :P

[SpankMe]

Hooray for boobies,


SOMEONE SAID BOOBIES!! :banana:

48865 48866 48867 48868

and my boobies.
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[Coyote]

seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol
That's just the excuse vain sluts use when the uglier folk have been caught looking at them

Bah, humbug

[ManDownUnder]

SOMEONE SAID BOOBIES!! :banana:

and my boobies.



Well her/your kids won't go hungry then...

waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...

[jrandom]

The ride of the pixies? It doesn't quite have the same chutzpah...

When it comes to pixies, that very much depends on what they're riding.

[Coyote]

waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...
It was great when we only had one universe and that trick worked

[ManDownUnder]

It was great when we only had one universe and that trick worked

Wasn't it?

[Coyote]

Wasn't it?
Chair bro.

[Swoop]

I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get

My girlfriend and I were having lunch the other day when she caught me looking over her shoulder towards a couple of hot girls, she then saw my gaze follow the bike behind them going up the road and started laughing, I hadn't even seen the two girls (it was a nice bike), so of course I had to check them out too.
:clap:

Chair bro.
You need to be seated?

[placidfemme]

:clap:

You need to be seated?

lol do you have her number... its very lucky for her that I'm a sex instructor... and the first lesson is free :)



p/t

[Maha]

waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...

We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''....Not expecting milk one would assume...:innocent: Someone must have been the very first person to do that.......SICKO....:tugger: ....:done:

[ManDownUnder]

We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''....Not expecting milk one would assume...:innocent: Someone must have been the very first person to do that.......SICKO....:tugger: ....:done:

I want to know what happened to anyone doing that to a bull... I suspect Darwin was right and they didn't live to tell THAT tale.

"Hey Og - sure yours has four to pull on - but this bad boy is HUGE... "

[Swoop]

[B]We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''
Much like the person who first said "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens arse!"

[ManDownUnder]

I feel sad - this started off as a perfectly nice lesbian titty perving thread and ended up wanking bulls and talking about chicken's arses.

WTF?

[KATWYN]

and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...


Yes hubby and I were in a business meeting once and the operations manager
had the same "necklace" scenario.....I spent the whole time making eye contact with her "aware there was a necklace that I REFUSED to look at" and all this time I was feeling really sorry for my husband....and how he mustve felt.

After the meeting we got in the car to go and we both cracked up. I also find that type of thing very unprofessional IMHO

[KATWYN]

lol I want a shirt like that!

I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get

LOL Placid, just ask Vanessa shes got that T-shirt about the "staring at ya t..s one" she wore it in the factory and got all sorts of responses :laugh:

[shafty]

Good thread, "If ya can grow it or mow, why not show it" appeals to me. And then ENJOY the attention!!

[Pixie]

Much like the person who first said "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens arse!"

Or the one that licked that first hallucinogenic frog

[Big Dog]

http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/7538/CamWithHer_Carmen_Takes_A_Shower
Can't see a necklace but this girl has no come back.

[Big Dog]

The trick if you ask me is to be subtle.

I seem to be able to manage getting caught perving without any complaints or cold shoulders in years.

I think if you are not going out of your way to stare, are honest with your intentions and you respect the beauty before you, not many complain, care or better still most are flattered.

The key is to stay on the appreciation side of perving and avoid the ogling side.
Making regular eye contact and not looking guilty helps a lot in this.

Most females I know socially act as spotters (or maybe all my freinds are lesbians and I am just too naieve to notice).

[The Big J]

"nice necklace. Looks almost as good as your tits"

[NighthawkNZ]

"nice necklace. Looks almost as good as your tits"

errrr... theres a necklace???? :scratch: :slap:

[Lou Girardin]

It's typically Kiwi female thing, dress to accentuate your assets, then get shitty when a guy checks you out.

[Clockwork]

If you folks were to check out the ASSests at the rear....... you'ld be less likely to get BUSTed. :yes:



by the way.... is it still perving (ie perverted) if most people do it?

[ManDownUnder]

If you folks were to check out the ASSests at the rear....... you'ld be less likely to get BUSTed. :yes:



by the way.... is it still perving (ie perverted) if most people do it?

I thought it was short for pay perview

You view - you pay...

[crash harry]

This thread reminds me of a cartoon I saw a while back - chick was at the plastic surgeons office, talking to the doctor:

"Make them big enough that I can slap guys for looking at them"

Sometimes I'm sure they dress that way just SO they can get shitty when they catch you perving. Not sure what that achieves though.

[Big Dog]

This thread reminds me of a cartoon I saw a while back - chick was at the plastic surgeons office, talking to the doctor:

"Make them big enough that I can slap guys for looking at them"

Sometimes I'm sure they dress that way just SO they can get shitty when they catch you perving. Not sure what that achieves though.
Attention.
Something to talk about over a latt�e.
So that they never have to feel like noone sees them.
Who knows i stopped trying to understand the artist and just enjoy the art.