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nudemetalz
21st December 2006, 13:12
Dunno if this is a repost but quite funny though .... :)


A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc,want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
Was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,
Repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how can I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."

sAsLEX
21st December 2006, 13:16
r e p o s t

nudemetalz
21st December 2006, 13:39
Ah well I liked it though.

Laava
21st December 2006, 15:47
re-amused!

Motu
21st December 2006, 19:41
But the doctor can bury his mistakes....the mechanic gets them back to do again,free of charge!

sAsLEX
21st December 2006, 19:44
But the doctor can bury his mistakes....the mechanic gets them back to do again,free of charge!

No he gets sued for malpractice and looses his job.

You might forgo your fee and loose a customer.

Perspective.

Motu
21st December 2006, 19:51
Depends on how smart a doctor he is.......dead men don't tell tales.

sAsLEX
21st December 2006, 20:02
t o u c h é