Ugiest bike in the world. For real this time.

[RantyDave]

The ugliest bike in the world is an "Eva Products" t-800cdi.

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Photos/T-800CDI_diesel_motorcycle.jpg

Now, admittedly this is not it's best side. But ... even so. Is there an uglier motorcycle still in production? Ever made? (the Fischer MRX (http://www.fischer1.com/gallery.html) doesn't count since it would have been just fine on the set of Miami Vice or in a Duran Duran video).

Dave

[Whynot]

looks like a stealth bomber ......

[Toaster]

PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK!!

Man that IS bad. Even a buell looks good against that thing.


(Just kidding to all you Buell owners out there... they are rather original looking, and have their own personality.)

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[MattRSK]

PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK!!

Man that IS bad. Even a buell looks good against that thing.

Buells are awesome.

[Bonez]

The ugliest bike in the world is an "Eva Products" t-800cdi.

http://www.motorcycle-usa.com/Photos/T-800CDI_diesel_motorcycle.jpg

Now, admittedly this is not it's best side. But ... even so. Is there an uglier motorcycle still in production? Ever made? (the Fischer MRX (http://www.fischer1.com/gallery.html) doesn't count since it would have been just fine on the set of Miami Vice or in a Duran Duran video).

DaveLooks like it may have character.
Amazons were ugly, so are CX500s. As are Rocket 3s. IMHO Super Motards are ugly also, but what would I know.........................

[RantyDave]

Buells are awesome.
Buells are awesome. Not that I've ever had one, but it does kinda appeal.

[Steam]

It may be ugly, but it's a diesel, the way of the future. It'll burn just about anything with a bit of rejigging. And at 2.5 litres per 100km, who's complaining?
They plan to run a line of 500 units in 2007, and have orders for 2000 already.

Take all that ugly plastic off it and run it naked, I say.
That would be SO mean.

The guys at ratbike.org (http://ratbike.org/a_readers.php#759) already love it, but they do agree about the pathetic fairings.

Diesel rocks!

[Bonez]

Nice to see it's shaft driven to. I'd extend the front mudguard first off.

[Toaster]

Buells are awesome.

I just knew I'd get a bite!! yeah they are certainly unique!

[MattRSK]

I just knew I'd get a bite!! yeah they are certainly unique!

I was hungry :D

[James Deuce]

I don't find it ugly, maybe utilitarian is a better description. This is the sort of bike that gets armies through wars.

[Mr. Peanut]

Cool :).......

[NighthawkNZ]

ruggered... but I wouldn't say ugly...

[Ixion]

This is much better

[moko]

Suzuki B King,they should have called it the F king as in F`king Ugly

[awesker]

Ok, what about if someone bought it for you .. paid for gas, rego all that stuff and even got you some gear to go with it.. would you ride it for a year?

My answer? Yes, but it'd be into a lake or a firey pit of "magma" /dr evil

edit: ohhh bae, check out dat pod filter! ohhhhh true bae, bet that goez hard owee.

[Hillbilly]

Looks like a prop for a low budget sci-fi.

[garfield69]

Buell for sure, don't know how the company is still going after monstrosoties like this!

[onearmedbandit]

Fuck me, they are ugly. Were Buell making bikes in the 70's/80's? Because those two look straight out of that era, albeit trying to look 'futuristic'.

[garfield69]

Were from the mid eighties.
Heres some others brands to lose your lunch over.

[Dai]

Just like people

even the ugly one need love.

[onearmedbandit]

Always despised the looks of the Y2K bike. That 2nd one, not sure but is it Morbidelli V8?

Found this (http://www.bikez.com/motorcycles/van_veen_ocr_1000_1977.php) on the OCR. Another page I found on it claimed it to have a 3l rotary engine?

[edit] I was right, the Morbidelli V8.

[ZeroIndex]

hahaha, it looks like a bunch of pre-school kids put it together with some cardboard and housepaint

[Smokin]

The ugly stick was waved just a wee bit hard at those Buells.:sick:

[Harry33]

I don't mind the Wraith.

[garfield69]

Another page I found on it claimed it to have a 3l rotary engine?

This is where I found the pic, and some info about it. Don't know about the 3l but it was a rotary and 100hp in the mid 70s must have been something else!

http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/Van%20Veen/van_veen_ocr_1000.htm

[Finn]

This has got to be the ugliest bike ever. The closer you get to it, the more disgusting it gets. Typical Chinese build quality too. Just look at those welds.

No wonder you don't see them in Thailand and India. They'd be too embarrassed to ride them.

[WRT]

This has got to be the ugliest bike ever.

Sorry Finn, that's not ugly. It's way worse than that, its . . . "common".

[onearmedbandit]

Sigh, jealousy manifests itself in so many forms.

[onearmedbandit]

Remember the first Britten didnt look much different... and boy that turned out to be something else!

Yeah, it went faster without the ghey fairings.

[MVnut]

Wot about the Suzuki (re)Volty & V-Strom??:sick:

[Finn]

Sigh, jealousy manifests itself in so many forms.

Come on mate. Even with all that paint, I can still see it's a Suzuki.

[onearmedbandit]

They wouldn't sell me any of the MV colour schemes.

[Mom]

Sorry Finn, that's not ugly. It's way worse than that, its . . . "common".

hmmmm "common".......sounds like "plops"..........2 new words for me to use next year.........shit those Buells were un commonly plop like:done:

[nudemetalz]

I reckon this has had a touch of the ugly-stick waved at it...

[gav]

A touch? Think it hit every damn branch when it fell out of the ugly tree, and they used some left over branches to make the dash didnt they?

[T.W.R]

These could be contenders for the title :shutup:

http://www.vyrus.it/

and lols leave the Mantra alone it's been beaten enough :sick:

[Laava]

Vyrus looks like a parts bin special, bit of Duc, bit of Bim, bet it's got Lucas electrics with one of those big multi finned doodads that spits all the extra volts out on to the road.

[Waylander]

These could be contenders for the title :shutup:

http://www.vyrus.it/

and lols leave the Mantra alone it's been beaten enough :sick:The first picture, is it just me or is the exhaust pointed the wrong way?

[WRT]

Sigh, jealousy manifests itself in so many forms.

Says the man who has gone out of his way to make his GSXR as UNcommon as possible.


The first picture, is it just me or is the exhaust pointed the wrong way?

That depends, which end did you think was the front, and which part did you think was the exhaust?

[onearmedbandit]

Says the man who has gone out of his way to make his GSXR as UNcommon as possible.





Damn, got me there. While I like the traditional blue and white, I am glad mine is no longer factory and (as far as I know) one of a kind in NZ.

[RantyDave]

Buell for sure, don't know how the company is still going after monstrosoties like this!
Oh, good god I see what you mean. Didn't BMW make a similar (but not so bad) hideous shitter at some point? It's the fairings on the front wheel that does the damage. Well, some of it anyway.

Dave

[Smokin]

Oh, good god I see what you mean. Didn't BMW make a similar (but not so bad) hideous shitter at some point? It's the fairings on the front wheel that does the damage. Well, some of it anyway.

Dave

Is this the fine piece of German engineering you speak of.

[nudemetalz]

That would be the BMW K1.

[Toaster]

This is much better

Now you can go for a ride AND put the kettle on!

[RantyDave]

Is this the fine piece of German engineering you speak of.
Yeah, that's the one. Although in the present company it looks like something Mr Tamburini may have designed.

[MVnut]

That's God Tamburini to you .......................lol:rockon: