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gijoe1313
29th December 2006, 23:00
Well, I'm clearing the sleep out of my eyes as I write this little post up - it is my edition of shame, loss of pride and immaturity (damn, I keep learning humility in my life - must be a resonance from misdeeds in past lifes!)

Yesterday I had a row with mum, she's stubborn, I'm stubborn and hot-headed and have the temper of both my granddads. The reasons aren't important, just the facts. In my earlier years I would have done something idiotic like break things and smash stuff up. Now in my mid-life crisis years, I have a bike to go out on! :msn-wink:

Anyhow, left the old's shop in a filthy temper - drove home and swapped my cage for the little ol'Hornet, popped in some gear into my tank bag with the intention of riding clear across NI and into SI to put breathing distance between myself and mum (dear old mum :love: )

So 11pm I left Dorkland for the 'Tron, from there I made my way to Rotovegas and clocked into Whakatane. The roads were clear, the weather was brilliant and my Hornet was humming my tune. Dark. brooding thoughts of how you can choose your friends, but not your family was dissipated by the soul-freeing quality that only two wheels can provide. B

But I digress.

The twisties provided me with the delight and calm to sooth my senses, as I carved up each corner, a little of lifes wearying anchors dropped away. I was in biker nirvana. The rush of wind, the scream of my inline four and the widening grin was all me. As my conscious mind receded, that lovely zen state was reached - ignoring the clocks, forgetting about my banal realities and it was just me, a biker, my little ol'Hornet and the open road.

As I wended my way through Fitzgerald glade, my worries had passed away - I would return to my duties and responsibilities and not abandon them to hoon around on my two wheels!

But before then, I would ride with joyous abandon and be like a Ring Wraith pursuing their own nefarious goals in the night...

From Whakatane I made my way to Opotiki to puruse the winding twisties to Gisborne by way of SH2. What can I say? It was a breath-taking ride and I was scuffing my boots as I wound my windy passage through it - I buttoned off when cloaking mists enveloped me, punched the throttle when all was good, relied on that biker feel for slowing down at random moments and avoiding the literal pitfalls... time passed and I could see the dawning of a new day from the hills ahead, magic moment when I got into Gisborne around 5.30am and rode around in it's deserted streets for a while. Parked up the top on Titirangi Hill and surveyed all below, now I know how Cook felt when he espied Poverty Bay from it's heights!

From there, I got some directions after gassing up and headed to Wairoa via the back country road from Matawhero - this time daylight was to be my diurnal guide. The roads were much more rougher and wild, characterful and definitely kept me on my the balls of my feet on the pegs.

The amount of work being done of this section required caution - but the rewards of the gorges, hills, the hues of the surrounding countryside made it a magic carpet ride, my little ol'Hornet drank up the roads and thirsted for more, as usual, who was I to deny it's rightful purpose?

From SH2, I took the turn to SH5 to head to Taupo - at this stage I didn't worry about fuel, though it was to come back and haunt me later! The road traffic was light this early in the morning and it wasn't till I was into SH5 when I hard to hit reserve! :sweatdrop ... I was hoping for a magical gas station and at the only place along the route, the place had run out of supplies! I was about 28km from Taupo at this stage and had already been running on reserve a whiles back :eek5: Time to nana the supplies and remembering the handbook I bought from trademe ($15) ... "The economical cruising speed is 60km/h" ... 60 it was and I watched the merry line of vehicles wonder at the magic of passing something that was on two wheels (I'm sure they're used to the opposite!) More than one thought it was a popo ruse and did all the right things to overtake (maybe my lime-yellow flouro safety vest "Watch out for Motorbikes" was a reason? :whistle:)

Anyhow big relief made Mobil in Taupo ... with 2L still to spare! From Taupo it was a relative no-brainer ride to the 'Tron and back to Dorkland. I had a late lunch in Tokoroa to refuel myself and to ensure I wasn't too tired to keep riding, I realised I needed to stop when you get that "lights on, but nobody's home" feeling. Did the trick! Felt fresh like Donor's Daisy and off to the 'Tron via Putaruru/Tirau/Cambridge. Zipped through and filled up in Ngaruawahia, the tripmeter just turned over from 999 to 000 from there ... wow :gob: I had done my first 1000km trip nonstopper! By the time I got home, I had done 1073km give or take a couple! Time back home ... 2.30pm

By this stage I was blurry eyed and still needed to serve my shift at flipping burgers at the old's. First things first, I lubed the chain and gave my little ol'Hornet a pat, a hug and a kiss :love: It's done me proud again!

A shower, shit and shave and a short nap before doing the family obligations (soundtrack : Godfather).

And that is my 1K km ride around the clock! Thanks to Caltex, Mobil, BP - the numbers 95,98 and 8000. My little ol'Hornet takes top honours for putting up with a plonker of an owner and to you lot that read through this dribble, trip and codswallop!

Now...a 5000km trip sounds interesting... :sunny:

Terminated
29th December 2006, 23:15
Well, I'm clearing the sleep out had a row with mum, I would have done something idiotic Now in my mid-life crisis years, I have a bike to go out on!

Anyhow, left the old's shop in a filthy temper - drove home and swapped my cage for the little ol'Hornet, popped in some gear into my tank bag with the intention of riding clear across NI and into SI to put breathing distance between myself and mum (dear old mum :love: )

gijoe1313 a good read

Now listen,,,son,,,,you get round to your ma, give her a big hug, and tell her she is going to get on the back of your Hornet [900??] [when you get your Full Licence] and you two will do that ride together.:rockon:

Heads Up and Enjoy

NighthawkNZ
29th December 2006, 23:30
My theory is... errr well never ride when you are angry... can get yourself in trouble if you are not carefull...

I remember years a go my friend had a big arguememnt with the misus, he came storming out of the house fumming and climbed in the car and was about to drive off... I jumped in put on my seat belt and said "lets go..." He calmed down a bit and siad get out, I answered straight to the point, "no... if you are gonna drive in the state of mind you are, you will kill yourself or someone else, so know the stakes and I am now part of those stakes... So come on lets go... or hand me the keys"

He actually handed me the keys (which I was releived he did...) climbed out of the car and said thanx, he said later on that he was going to go for a hell drive... I believe if I didn't stop him there would have been a big mess

Now I not saying just because you are a little mad don't drive... but just saying becarefull when you are and driving... be in the right frame of mind :done:

However was a good read, and do what BuckBuckNo1 said... glad everything is good and you had fun, 5000km different story new thread huh??? :Punk:

sugilite
29th December 2006, 23:35
Now didn't that feel better than paying some therapist :yes:
Primo write up Gijoe!

gijoe1313
29th December 2006, 23:35
Hehe NighthawkNZ you and BuckBuck both up late reading forum stuff? Living up to your namesake!

I know never to ride angry - as soon as I sit on my little ol'Hornet, all my life's troubles, stress and worries just melt away. Seeing as I was all geared up, I thought I should take it out for a ride anyhows (just went a bit further then I thought!)

I thunk I shoulda stuck this bit in so people realise I wasn't riding angry :sweatdrop :o I'm velly much a happy chappy, but everyone needs their dark side!

I think everyone needs to ride two wheels of freedom to remind themselves that life is too short to stay mad! :yes:

And remember kiddies : Never, ever ride Angry!

gijoe1313
29th December 2006, 23:38
Now didn't that feel better than paying some therapist :yes:
Primo write up Gijoe!

I didn't realise I needed the therapy of two wheels of freedom until I actually went out and did the deed!

Everyone needs to ride two wheels! And listen to that sunscreen song.... :msn-wink:

And isn't it past your bedtime? You should be riding out early today! :yes:

gijoe1313
29th December 2006, 23:42
gijoe1313 a good read

Now listen,,,son,,,,you get round to your ma, give her a big hug, and tell her she is going to get on the back of your Hornet [900??] [when you get your Full Licence] and you two will do that ride together.:rockon:

Heads Up and Enjoy

:lol: My mum hates two wheels with a passion that I have for them! She had to "put up" with my younger brother riding, I would have been riding at the same time as my sibling, but seeing the effect it had on her then...I backed off.

Being a classic asian family, I moved back into the family nest when I moved back from the shore :doh: plays hob with your love life "So where's your place?" "...:o er...*cough* staying with the parents at the moment"

Rider : Actually in asian things this is a good thing, it shows you are a committed son and giving respect ... aieeee! :doh:

Rider : Need to find my own place so I can park my bike in the bedroom with me :innocent:

NighthawkNZ
29th December 2006, 23:43
Hehe NighthawkNZ you and BuckBuck both up late reading forum stuff? Living up to your namesake!

I know never to ride angry - as soon as I sit on my little ol'Hornet, all my life's troubles, stress and worries just melt away. Seeing as I was all geared up, I thought I should take it out for a ride anyhows (just went a bit further then I thought!)

I thunk I shoulda stuck this bit in so people realise I wasn't riding angry :sweatdrop :o I'm velly much a happy chappy, but everyone needs their dark side!

I think everyone needs to ride two wheels of freedom to remind themselves that life is too short to stay mad! :yes:

And remember kiddies : Never, ever ride Angry!

kewl great to hear... have fun and ride safe... :scooter: any as I said was a good read :D :2thumbsup and glad you enjoyed yourself :Punk:

sugilite
29th December 2006, 23:49
A lot of my posts are after midnight! Did some mentoring today, er yesterday, so whacked on a few km's. Will put my 750 back to full street trim laterz today and go for a wee test ride, 100 km's ought to do it :yes:

NighthawkNZ
29th December 2006, 23:54
A lot of my posts are after midnight! Did some mentoring today, er yesterday, so whacked on a few km's. Will put my 750 back to full street trim laterz today and go for a wee test ride, 100 km's ought to do it :yes:

only 100... hmmm seems to few fill er up and do a whole tanks worth of k's :yes: :scooter:

Leong
30th December 2006, 05:41
Great read gijoe!! You must have clocked up more than a few k's on that Hornet!! :yes: When I was at uni (Otago), I used to do similar under duress... I'd go up to Christchurch, across to Arthurs Pass, down the West Coast to Wanaka, and back across to Dunedin. On four wheels tho.:shutup:

We're taking the family to Napier next week, and I intend to go via Whakatane, Gisborne etc just because we haven't before. I can hear the "Are we there yet?" already!! :Punk:

skelstar
30th December 2006, 08:15
Jeebus...that was an awesome writeup dude. Sounds like an eviable trip.

Colapop
30th December 2006, 08:28
I don't want anything to do with your arse now - it must be so calloused and hard-bitten (Ooer!). It's a beautiful country we live in and it's not til you're on a bike that you can really appreciate travelling around it. I found yesterday that it's so easy to stop here or there and take a photo or have a rest and not lose any travelling time.

Hmmm I'm hungry - where's do I gets me a burger from?

Coyote
30th December 2006, 09:12
Too many words

gijoe1313
30th December 2006, 09:27
Too many words

Next time I'll remember to bring the Digital Camera and do it pictorial style for you! :msn-wink:

Just remember, I'm known for my OTT and slightly off to one side look at life!

Bonez
30th December 2006, 09:55
I trust you picked up all those goodies laying on the side of the road to add to those tasty burgers you toss :dodge:

Good on ya. One needs a break from ones mom every now and again.

skelstar
30th December 2006, 13:02
Too many words

You've been on this forum for a while, I assumed you could read.

andrea
30th December 2006, 13:16
awesome dude really awesome aye, i should follow in your footsteps and take off too. would love to see some pics though:yes:

Coyote
30th December 2006, 21:19
You've been on this forum for a while, I assumed you could read.
I have a short atte

gijoe1313
31st December 2006, 06:29
awesome dude really awesome aye, i should follow in your footsteps and take off too. would love to see some pics though:yes:

I have an evil plan - I will do the same route again, but by day - and remember to bring camera and other paraphenalia to enhance my two wheels of freedom buzz! :msn-wink:

A virtual visual symphony of stunning splendour will grace my next rambling post of positively post-ride thoughts! :innocent:

Colapop
31st December 2006, 07:13
Take chicken wings with you...

Clivoris
9th January 2007, 19:37
Shit hot mate.:yes:

kneescraper
4th February 2007, 12:22
I'm a bit late on this thread (whats new) but next time you come through GIJOE you have to stop it and say hi....I wont accept a no! If I have my new bike by then I will go for a ride with you :)

Gisborne roads and the country roads surrounding it are quite scenic, lucky for me my job takes me to totally remote parts of the surrounding hills. Ive seem some sights that make your jaw drop. I should really take my digi cam and snap up a few photos!

Blackbird
4th February 2007, 12:35
Nice write-up, agree with the comment about giving your Mum a hug. You will never win in that situation, even if you are totally blameless - a bit of self control goes a long way:nono: . By rights, I should bollock you too for not looking me up in the phone directory when passing through Tokoroa. You could have had a decent feed and drink for nothing!

gijoe1313
7th February 2007, 17:55
Nice write-up, agree with the comment about giving your Mum a hug. You will never win in that situation, even if you are totally blameless - a bit of self control goes a long way:nono: . By rights, I should bollock you too for not looking me up in the phone directory when passing through Tokoroa. You could have had a decent feed and drink for nothing!

Ahh booger! A free feed and drink? I'll just have to ride back down when my little ol'Hornet is fixed and humming along again :msn-wink:

You're just trying to encourage me to get a BB for it's endless touring possibilities right?

And yes, always give your mum a hug whenever, and where-ever you can - you don't know how many you can give/get! :yes:

"...You have given out too much bling to others in the past..."

gijoe1313
7th February 2007, 18:00
I'm a bit late on this thread (whats new) but next time you come through GIJOE you have to stop it and say hi....I wont accept a no! If I have my new bike by then I will go for a ride with you :)

Gisborne roads and the country roads surrounding it are quite scenic, lucky for me my job takes me to totally remote parts of the surrounding hills. Ive seem some sights that make your jaw drop. I should really take my digi cam and snap up a few photos!

When my little ol'Hornet is up and running again, I'll pootle down .. via way of Tokoroa :msn-wink: ^^^

Just promise me you won't pre-sell my ride before I get to see you :lol:

Edbear
7th February 2007, 18:03
Now...a 5000km trip sounds interesting... :sunny:




Yeah, but what kinda row you gonna need to 'av mit yer poor ol' Mum to do 5000km...????!!!!!:gob:

gijoe1313
7th February 2007, 18:51
Ummm...when she mentions that I have to marry soon and that there's a nice girl from China I need to pick up from the airport and show her a good time around? :eek5:

Or...when I have to scrub in a new set of tyres over a long weekend...or...darn it... it doesn't take that much of a reason right!? :whistle:

doc
7th February 2007, 18:59
Ummm...when she mentions that I have to marry soon and that there's a nice girl from China I need to pick up from the airport and show her a good time around? :eek5:

Or...when I have to scrub in a new set of tyres over a long weekend...or...darn it... it doesn't take that much of a reason right!? :whistle:
Hang on you don't have to scrub in the tyres on a 250. Enough of that bullshit. Whats the goss on this asian bride thing ?

xwhatsit
7th February 2007, 19:13
Ummm...when she mentions that I have to marry soon and that there's a nice girl from China I need to pick up from the airport and show her a good time around? :eek5:

Cor, well you know me -- just drop her off at my place and then go for a 5000km ride, and by the time you get back I'd have shown her a good time around for you ;)

Colapop
7th February 2007, 19:16
I met a couple at the Shell station (Shell harbour city) just on their way home from a 4700k adventure ride round the South Island. Only took two weeks... I'm sure it'd take you less...