The Wii

[pyrocam]

Ok its actually gotten to the point that it pisses me off. buying a wii, doesnt make you break your TV!!
disclaimer: if your not intrested in game consoles stop reading and look elsewhere.


Well, I bought a Wii and I'd better be sure that I dont fling the shit out of my controller and accidentally break my TV??!?

Seriously, the strap is not designed to withstand the 3G forces from dickheads playing Wii-sports Bowling by spinning the controller around wildly by the strap.
I'm serious folks. I bought the Wii within 2 weeks of it coming out in NZ and ive had no end of people coming and saying ''Don't break your TV!!?!'' with all the story's about how the internet told them etc etc FUCK OFF! NO! the Wii controller has a limiter that doesn't accept anymore speed than a certain point so if your stupid enough to swing it at wild speeds and then LET GO then you deserve to loose your tv.
since the dawn of the best gaming control in the world (I AM biased I love my Wii and I don't have a ps3) there has been no end of reports of people apparently breaking their plasma''s by THROWING the controllers into them.
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now I want you to take a deep breath

Ahhhhhhh.. .
yes, so let me make a simple question. how many times, have you let go of your PS, PS2, Xbox, NES, SNES, GBA, GC OR WHATEVER! controller whilst in the middle of a game?????

[sunhuntin]

lol! id love to know where they got the name for it.

and ive never let go of any game controller while playing. i do remember playing superfrog on the amiga and nearly falling out of the chair while leaning over to try and make him go the right direction though. :rockon:

[Waylander]

Until the Wii you wern't actually meant to swing the controller around.
Sure we all bounced around and moved aout alot when we got into playing the game but swinging the controller didn't affect the game so no point really.

Where as the Wii, that's the only attraction for anyody to that system. The graphics are shit really and from what I've seen the games are overly simplified. So I don't see it eing really fun to play unless drink and swinging shit around while drunk, something is gonna break.

[pervert]

When I used to have a PS2 I went through 4 controllers in a matter of months...

I have a bit of a temper when things don't go my way I think...:laugh:

Just get an old TV, a plastic controller could NEVER shatter a tubed TV...

[pyrocam]

Until the Wii you wern't actually meant to swing the controller around.
Sure we all bounced around and moved aout alot when we got into playing the game but swinging the controller didn't affect the game so no point really.

Where as the Wii, that's the only attraction for anyody to that system. The graphics are shit really and from what I've seen the games are overly simplified. So I don't see it eing really fun to play unless drink and swinging shit around while drunk, something is gonna break.

you played wii-sports! its not a game that nintendo spent alot of time on the graphics.
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[LilSel]

My workmates wont let me play bowling on the Wii... lol... hmmmm.....

[ArcherWC]

The Wii is great fun and the graphics are almost undistiguisable (sp??) from our Xbox 360 with the same game (need for speed)

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm looking at the wii and the 360. Still deciding (while the price keeps droppin' :D)

the 360 has motogp on it, I wanna know if the wii is gonna get some good racing titles and bike games.

-Indy

[Disco Dan]

Had a few hours on the Wii, great fun! The graphics still dont live up to my high expectations... but then again no console ever has... PC's are far better!

Takes a bit of getting used to, and is surprisingly accurate. Playing a first person shooter and got into a sword fight, great fun! imagine you have a fricking sword in your hand and it happens on the screen! very clever!

I would hire it out again but would never buy a console. Just not worth the hassle of spending hundreds of dollars on all the games etc then the new one comes out and you start all over again!

I dont play games anymore... stopped playing computer games all the time when I left High school....

[The Pastor]

well I havnt played the wee machine, but I played counterstrike on the PC - This ghey awp haxer BOOM HS me for the 3rd time so i broke out the leet skill haxor 4.0 and he still was able to get a kife hs in, and I got so angry I picked the keybord up and started bashing my computer box with the it, I think the box won the fight, and my wallet lost.

[jrandom]

counterstrike

There's your problem.

Switch to RTCW:ET.

[The Pastor]

There's your problem.

Switch to RTCW:ET.

NAH MAN CS IS THE LETT HAX0r SKILLZ MAN THAT SHIT IS MAD AS BRO I WAS LIKE PLAYINg IT ALL TH E TIME UNTILL THEIS GAY CAMER WAS CAMPING IT UP ELTON STYLES ON DUST2 AND HE PWND ME SO HARD I THOUGHT I WAS ELTON AFTER 2 BOTTLES OF CHAMPANE IN A GAY CLUB!

[Coyote]

There's your problem.

Switch to RTCW:ET.
No, RCT2. It's fun :D

[MidnightMike]

What about throwing the controllers at other people? :shifty:

[BuFfY]

No, RCT2. It's fun :D

RCT3 is better :D
I actually prefer #1 though... cause I could win that! lol

[Coyote]

RCT3 is better :D
I actually prefer #1 though... cause I could win that! lol
I've only got number 1. I said number 2 cause it's basically the same, but with more goodies. I'd like to play number 3 but my computer wouldn't handle it.

[ArcherWC]

I'm looking at the wii and the 360. Still deciding (while the price keeps droppin' :D)

the 360 has motogp on it, I wanna know if the wii is gonna get some good racing titles and bike games.

-Indy

I solved that delema by just getting both

[Indiana_Jones]

well I was thinking that, but I'd feel rather greedy and g33ky with both of them lol.

-Indy

[Steam]

Oh man, I have NO idea what anyone is talking about in this thread. That girl in the bikini was a bit of a slut though.

[gijoe1313]

R0xx0r on! Wait till they shizzle up Wii with interactive pr0n tittles andz get multi-co-op actionz happenz! 'tach electrodez ta nipplz and suckz bo'jamminz thingz in y0r crax! Whuzzup booyahz phat-mad l33tz timz! 'sup'sup 2 hard-corez actionz!

Actually, I still remember when I used to lean around my monitor to try and scope out the next corner in FPS...:whistle: :innocent:

[Beemer]

lol! id love to know where they got the name for it.

The Maori version is coming out soon, it's called Huata...

Sorry, not into computer games and could never take anything called Wee seriously!

[pervert]

Sorry, not into computer games and could never take anything called Wee seriously!

It's a gaming console...it's not supposed to be taken seriously...:laugh:

[limbimtimwim]

The Wii is best ever.

I was getting all hot and bothered for the PS3, but now I don't care because the Wii is so much fun.

[Lias]

There's your problem.

Switch to RTCW:ET.

You play on Orcon or GA or elsewhere?

[onearmedbandit]

You know the thing that fucks me off about the Wii? They say it's for everyone right, but from what I can tell it requires two hands to play.

[limbimtimwim]

You know the thing that fucks me off about the Wii? They say it's for everyone right, but from what I can tell it requires two hands to play.Not all the games require the second thingy.

[pyrocam]

Not all the games require the second thingy.

in fact not that many at all

[Indiana_Jones]

Don't you need 2 hands for most controllers? lol

-Indy

[pyrocam]

lol i am posting this from my wii!

just because i can

[Indiana_Jones]

Wii wii, he he

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

N64 > Wii :D

-Indy

[pervert]

That girl in the bikini was a bit of a slut though.

Maybe so, but she would still be way out of your league though...:laugh:



N64 > Wii :D

-Indy

Oh fuck yes, bling awarded. Mario Cart and NBA Hangtime are the best games ever!

[pyrocam]

Maybe so, but she would still be way out of your league though...:laugh:




Oh fuck yes, bling awarded. Mario Cart and NBA Hangtime are the best games ever!

i can play n64 games on here. i just got mario64

[Indiana_Jones]

don't u have to pay for them? and it's not the same without the 64 controller

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Oh fuck yes, bling awarded. Mario Cart and NBA Hangtime are the best games ever!

I have courtside, that was fun :)

yea, we need to get a KB gamming night on. Goldeneye, mario karts, super smash bros + beer :D

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[limbimtimwim]

don't u have to pay for them? and it's not the same without the 64 controllerYou do pay, but not too much. And you can use the N64 controller (Some N64 games on the Wii you have to) with an adaptor of some kind.

[pyrocam]

You do pay, but not too much. And you can use the N64 controller (Some N64 games on the Wii you have to) with an adaptor of some kind.

you use the gameboy controller most of the time or the 'classic' controller.

im sure there is an adapter somewhere to use n64 controllers on the gc (and the wii)

[Indiana_Jones]

Well i'll have to try before I buy.

-Indy

[limbimtimwim]

Well i'll have to try before I buy.Just playing the simple tennis game will do it..

[Indiana_Jones]

Do they have motogp on the wii? :D

-indy