How to stop the missus riding MY Guzzi

[laRIKin]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

I knew that I was not taking enough of those pills to stop me doing it.

[Paul in NZ]

Erm - you bought another V11? Nice....

[Grantasaurus]

Wow, lucky for some :(

You can buy me one too, if you like.. :D

[miSTa]

And I wear the pants, so there.
Cough...Bullshit...cough

[RC1]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???:shutup:

[98tls]

here we go another interweb hero..............just put your foot down and tell her...................NO...you cant ride any of em............

[SDU]

Wow, lucky for some :(

You can buy me one too, if you like.. :D
nah b'tch buggar off & find ya own candyman :dodge: :innocent:

but you can have those weekly withdrawals come out of your account instead of mine, I don't mind sharing those.


Cough...Bullshit...cough

come on spit it out man what are u trying to say


now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???:shutup:
LOL

[miSTa]

come on spit it out man what are u trying to say
No sorry, not brave enough...

[Kickaha]

it would have been a lot cheaper and easier just to cut her hands off while she slept:yes:

[laRIKin]

Erm - you bought another V11? Nice....

Yes we have a Silver 00 and a Black 01.
We both like it and because of the size difference and a set up of the bike could not be done to suite both of us.
And after 12 and 14 years with the same street bikes it was time to update.

I had just not planing on two bikes in a month.
But when the right bike pop's up you have to grab it with both hands.
I had all ways thought I would have buy SDU a bike because of her size.
It was a bonus that she could ride the MKIII Guzzi at all.
And find's the V11 so much easier to ride.


Wow, lucky for some :(

You can buy me one too, if you like.. :D

Sorry but SDU would get jealous and look at me funny if I did that.:crazy:


Cough...Bullshit...cough

OK she pick's out the one's I can wear.


now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???:shutup:

Maybe.:mobile:


here we go another interweb hero..............just put your foot down and tell her...................NO...you cant ride any of em............

After you matey.
Can I sell tickets when you do?:corn: :laugh:
I'm scared of no man.
And very few women.


it would have been a lot cheaper and easier just to cut her hands off while she slept:yes:

Then how is she going to cook and clean.:dodge:
I mean she never sleeps, that is not normal is it?:laugh:

[laRIKin]

I better post a pic of the two stable mates.
I think that people are already getting to know us on them.

[nudemetalz]

Ha ha ha I think that's so funny. You thought you had it all sorted, lemans !!

Well SO DID I !!! Now the Mrs is complaining the RF400 is too revvy and likes the grunt of the V11...you just can't please woman !!!
So I'm carefully listening in the mornings from my bed(she starts work before me) as to what bike starts up.................

[laRIKin]

you just can't please woman !!!

:first: :lol: :lol: :shutup: :shutup: whistle:


So I'm carefully listening in the mornings from my bed(she starts work before me) as to what bike starts up.................

I know how to fix that.
First you go down to the bank again, with cap in hand.

OR hide the keys and pretend that it is broken or take the wheels off it.


Ha ha ha I think that's so funny. You thought you had it all sorted, lemans !!.
And so did you mate so did you.

[nudemetalz]

If I take one of the plug leads off the Guzzi, as a 550 single it would probably still have the legs on the RF !!
And as she (quite rightly) points out, both of the bikes are in BOTH of our names...(the joys of marriage :dodge: )
That's why the Guzzi isn't wearing loud pipes, but I've had this discussion before.

Anyway, back to your thread, did you buy the black one from down Dunedin way?
I heard of one for sale down there very briefly.

They look great together. When I get to ChCh next (won't be too far away), we'll have to have a group photo with Dangerous' Lemans also.
Now that would be a photo and a half !!!

[Flyingpony]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

I knew that I was not taking enough of those pills to stop me doing it.
:killingme Spoken like somebody who likes sleeping in the garage ...
Cough ... :nya: ... Cough

Congrats on the new purchase :clap: Looks like a nice bike. The V11 is a machine I'd like to run one day.

Oh and that reminds me (Pulp Fiction):

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[laRIKin]

That's why the Guzzi isn't wearing loud pipes, but I've had this discussion before.

Save your money and buy her a V11 as well.:dodge:


did you buy the black one from down Dunedin way?
I heard of one for sale down there very briefly.

It did come from a Dunedin bike importer.
So I'm sure it's not the same one.
I got it from the same place as the first one Just Motorcycles.


They look great together. When I get to ChCh next (won't be too far away), we'll have to have a group photo with Dangerous' Lemans also.
Now that would be a photo and a half !!!

Yes it will good to see you and your bike and have a Photo or two during a ride of course.:scooter:
And the two bike together do set each other off.
I think because the colours are so different.
A bit like a black and white photo.

[dangerous]

well well well... 3 holes in the ground, well done is what I was going to say... best I get my arse around to check em out then aye :yes:
Or what about a wee tootle thie w/e? :scooter:

Bit sad to see tho Lemans that 'she whom you always obey' has the cooler colour and the newer bike

[laRIKin]

Bit sad to see tho Lemans that 'she whom you always obey' has the cooler colour and the newer bike

I did not want a Black bike they are so common.:bleh:
It must be the worst colour to keep clean.
With Silver I will never have to clean it and it will still look clean.:done:
But then again I will end up cleaning both anyway I guess.

[hamie1]

Don't you have a chain in the kitchen? Make sure it's real strong or she'll break free like my one did.

[Blondini]

How sweet to buy that for your misses to share:yes:

[hamie1]

That's not really a comment... that is like slapping the man in the face... it's like buying a new razor for yourself so you look good and her using it on her legs...and putting it back for you to use later!

[avgas]

its hers isnt it?

[nudemetalz]

I'm still convincing my missus to bikini-wash the Guzzi for me, but I ain't getting very far...

[miSTa]

Bit sad to see tho Lemans that 'she whom you always obey' has the cooler colour and the newer bike


I did not want a Black bike they are so common.:bleh:
It must be the worst colour to keep clean.
With Silver I will never have to clean it and it will still look clean.:done:
But then again I will end up cleaning both anyway I guess.

After having inspected both machines the silver does look real nice. The black doesn't look too bad either....nope got to with the silver. :done:

[laRIKin]

Don't you have a chain in the kitchen? Make sure it's real strong or she'll break free like my one did.

I tried that, they are slippery little devils aren't they.:love:


How sweet to buy that for your misses to share:yes:

No I'm not, re-read the title.:yes:


its hers isnt it?

Then why do I get to work and clean it for nothing.:whocares:


I'm still convincing my missus to bikini-wash the Guzzi for me, but I ain't getting very far...

Now that is something to think about, isn't it.
Like I said I'll be cleaning it and me in a bikini is worst than Dangerous in Lycra. :dodge:


After having inspected both machines the silver does look real nice. The black doesn't look too bad either....nope got to with the silver. :done:

We thank you and you are a wise old man after all.:innocent:

[zadok]

Now that is something to think about, isn't it.
Like I said I'll be cleaning it and me in a bikini is worst than Dangerous in Lycra. :dodge: :

....bikini....:rofl:

[Dodgyiti]

Nice little pair of bikes, let's hope they breed for you.
My lady started eyeing up my Mk1 :dodge:
So I went straight out and got her a 750T before it came to the crunch of,well, you know... her riding my coveted baby.:scooter:

[laRIKin]

Nice little pair of bikes, let's hope they breed for you.
My lady started eyeing up my Mk1 :dodge:
So I went straight out and got her a 750T before it came to the crunch of,well, you know... her riding my coveted baby.:scooter:

Thanks they do as they are the offspring of the older two.:lol:
Check my profile pic at the moment.

Good to see another Guzzi owner come out of the wood work.:drinkup:

[nudemetalz]

Good to see another Guzzi owner come out of the wood work.:drinkup:

Soon, we will take over the Gixxer owners !!!:Punk:
(Well, maybe not...)

[dangerous]

Soon, we will take over the Gixxer owners !!!:Punk:
(Well, maybe not...)

honest... I hope not :rockon:


Thanks they do as they are the offspring of the older two.:lol:
Check my profile pic at the moment.

Good to see another Guzzi owner come out of the wood work.:drinkup:

Na hes been around for a while, you wana check out his Mk1

LeMans... mate missing from your profile pic is the late mk3 :weep:

[laRIKin]

Well went for a wee ride to the Bealey and back.
A bit windy and no rain, we stopped and took a better pic of the bikes.
Well it's better than the driveway.

[nudemetalz]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[terbang]

My Avitar says it all really.

Enjoy the new bike too..

[nudemetalz]

My Avitar says it all really.



Awesome !!! So true...

[Rashika]

cant believe I hadn't seen this thread till now... must be loosing it. Congrats on the bloody nice machine :yes:
so when are we all going for a blat???

[NighthawkNZ]

so when are we all going for a blat???

tomorrow... well i am any how... all by my lonesome... then again not sure where I be going

[98tls]

:gob: wish i hadnt looked at that last pic............things are starting to look beautiful to me that i thought never would.....................maybe life does begin at 40............:innocent:

[nudemetalz]

:gob: wish i hadnt looked at that last pic............things are starting to look beautiful to me that i thought never would.....................maybe life does begin at 40............:innocent:

All you need is a little more enticement...then the ride will do the rest !!!!

[nudemetalz]

Maybe some enticement??

[98tls]

All you need is a little more enticement...then the ride will do the rest !!!! I do have a soft spot for em........years ago i sold bikes for a living and took a Daytona from Dunnas to nelson and back.........at first i thought wtf is this about but ended up loving the thing..............

[98tls]

Maybe some enticement?? yea nice............once i stopped lookin up and down the legs.........almost the same colour as my old TLS...........nice

[nudemetalz]

Yup, they're definitely a "More you ride it, the more you like it" sort of bike.
I love mine to bits !!

Now about some more "enticement"


(sorry, maybe this should be under the Brolly Dollys thread, just that it has Guzzi's in it)

[laRIKin]

My lady started eyeing up my Mk1 :dodge:
So I went straight out and got her a 750T before it came to the crunch

Yes I do know the feeling trust me.


LeMans... mate missing from your profile pic is the late mk3 :weep:

That brings back some memories.


cant believe I hadn't seen this thread till now... must be loosing it. Congrats on the bloody nice machine :yes:
so when are we all going for a blat???

Yes you must be slipping and we will real soon.


:gob: wish i hadnt looked at that last pic............things are starting to look beautiful to me that i thought never would.....................maybe life does begin at 40............:innocent:

All you need is a little more enticement...then the ride will do the rest !!!!

The disease is catchy, you have been warned.:yes:

[Dodgyiti]

Yeah, I been here a while (years) but I do like to chip in now and again, I still can't fathom how people get 1000 posts in a year, I don't have that much to say, even when my missus make me :shit:

Missed you at Opononi Mr Dangerous, you coulda seen the sacrilige I inflicted on this Mk2 Lemans!!! You woulda got a chubby, and Paul woulda gone for the barf bucket, but he never showed either....
Blingtastic Flamagoric Pimpmastered, and now sold to a bloke in Queenstown.:done:
Go the Westies!!:Punk::scooter: :Punk: :scooter: :Punk::scooter: :Punk:
And now I'm pimping my girlfriends ride, or helping behing the scenes at least, waving my pimpin' wand yet again...
I got to stop watching American Chopper. But I was like this before...

[miSTa]

Well went for a wee ride to the Bealey and back.
A bit windy and no rain, we stopped and took a better pic of the bikes.
Well it's better than the driveway.
There's something missing from that photo....

[laRIKin]

There's something missing from that photo....

OK then, just for you.

[nudemetalz]

And from those photos we're not going to start any "A Guzzi with saggy tits" jokes, are we...... :dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

And from those photos we're not going to start any "A Guzzi with saggy tits" jokes, are we...... :dodge:

hes not but I will. :-)


there were two guzzi's on a hill and one said...

[Kendog]

we stopped and took a better pic of the bikes.

Please stop posting nice pictures like that :gob:

I love my Honda, I love my Honda......

[chanceyy]

:gob: wish i hadnt looked at that last pic............things are starting to look beautiful to me that i thought never would.....................maybe life does begin at 40............:innocent:

:dodge: did you say 40 :gob: mumble mumble should that not be 40ish mumble mumble ........:innocent::shutup:

[laRIKin]

And from those photos we're not going to start any "A Guzzi with saggy tits" jokes, are we...... :dodge:

I thought it had to do with a soft-on? :whistle:
What ever that means.:msn-wink:

[nudemetalz]

I thought it had to do with a soft-on? :whistle:
What ever that means.:msn-wink:


Having TWO hard-on's would be quite a feat !!
You saying you can do this, Lemans? :shit:

[miSTa]

And from those photos we're not going to start any "A Guzzi with saggy tits" jokes, are we...... :dodge:
No of course not, but one day you'll be able to let yourself go too. :yes:



I thought it had to do with a soft-on? :whistle:
What ever that means.:msn-wink:
Thats something all the porn stars have isn't it? :innocent:

[laRIKin]

Having TWO hard-on's would be quite a feat !!
You saying you can do this, Lemans? :shit:

Well not at the same time.:shutup:

[SDU]

Don't you have a chain in the kitchen? Make sure it's real strong or she'll break free like my one did.

Kitchen?? Oh yeah thats right they have those at Hell's Pizza don't they


Bit sad to see tho Lemans that 'she whom you always obey' has the cooler colour and the newer bike

Black is beautiful:rockon:



cant believe I hadn't seen this thread till now... must be loosing it. Congrats on the bloody nice machine :yes:
so when are we all going for a blat???

Thanks, I :love: it.
I'll have time off at the end of the month so will look for a ride then.

[Rashika]

Thanks, I :love: it.
I'll have time off at the end of the month so will look for a ride then.

excellant! Is that like a weekend off?? Cos woodstock rally (hokitika) is the last weekend this month

[SDU]

excellant! Is that like a weekend off?? Cos woodstock rally (hokitika) is the last weekend this month
Yip We hope to be there. Party on!

[desmo dave]

Nice bikes. She seems like a nice girl,must be good at somthin.Shame she dont fit 1 of those Ducati's.