How to stop the missus riding MY Guzzi

[laRIKin]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

I knew that I was not taking enough of those pills to stop me doing it.

[Paul in NZ]

Erm - you bought another V11? Nice....

[Grantasaurus]

Wow, lucky for some

You can buy me one too, if you like..

[miSTa]

And I wear the pants, so there.

Cough...Bullshit...cough

[RC1]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???

[98tls]

here we go another interweb hero..............just put your foot down and tell her...................NO...you cant ride any of em............

[SDU]

Wow, lucky for some

You can buy me one too, if you like..

nah b'tch buggar off & find ya own candyman

but you can have those weekly withdrawals come out of your account instead of mine, I don't mind sharing those.

Cough...Bullshit...cough

come on spit it out man what are u trying to say

now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???

LOL

[miSTa]

come on spit it out man what are u trying to say

No sorry, not brave enough...

[Kickaha]

it would have been a lot cheaper and easier just to cut her hands off while she slept

[laRIKin]

Erm - you bought another V11? Nice....

Yes we have a Silver 00 and a Black 01.
We both like it and because of the size difference and a set up of the bike could not be done to suite both of us.
And after 12 and 14 years with the same street bikes it was time to update.

I had just not planing on two bikes in a month.
But when the right bike pop's up you have to grab it with both hands.
I had all ways thought I would have buy SDU a bike because of her size.
It was a bonus that she could ride the MKIII Guzzi at all.
And find's the V11 so much easier to ride.

Wow, lucky for some

You can buy me one too, if you like..

Sorry but SDU would get jealous and look at me funny if I did that.

Cough...Bullshit...cough

OK she pick's out the one's I can wear.

now that you have told us .are you going to tell her ???

Maybe.

here we go another interweb hero..............just put your foot down and tell her...................NO...you cant ride any of em............

After you matey.
Can I sell tickets when you do?
I'm scared of no man.
And very few women.

it would have been a lot cheaper and easier just to cut her hands off while she slept

Then how is she going to cook and clean.
I mean she never sleeps, that is not normal is it?

[laRIKin]

I better post a pic of the two stable mates.
I think that people are already getting to know us on them.

[nudemetalz]

Ha ha ha I think that's so funny. You thought you had it all sorted, lemans !!

Well SO DID I !!! Now the Mrs is complaining the RF400 is too revvy and likes the grunt of the V11...you just can't please woman !!!
So I'm carefully listening in the mornings from my bed(she starts work before me) as to what bike starts up.................

[laRIKin]

you just can't please woman !!!

whistle:

So I'm carefully listening in the mornings from my bed(she starts work before me) as to what bike starts up.................

I know how to fix that.
First you go down to the bank again, with cap in hand.

OR hide the keys and pretend that it is broken or take the wheels off it.

Ha ha ha I think that's so funny. You thought you had it all sorted, lemans !!.

And so did you mate so did you.

[nudemetalz]

If I take one of the plug leads off the Guzzi, as a 550 single it would probably still have the legs on the RF !!
And as she (quite rightly) points out, both of the bikes are in BOTH of our names...(the joys of marriage )
That's why the Guzzi isn't wearing loud pipes, but I've had this discussion before.

Anyway, back to your thread, did you buy the black one from down Dunedin way?
I heard of one for sale down there very briefly.

They look great together. When I get to ChCh next (won't be too far away), we'll have to have a group photo with Dangerous' Lemans also.
Now that would be a photo and a half !!!

[Flyingpony]

She will not be riding my bloody V 11 any more for I have spoken.
And I wear the pants, so there.

I knew that I was not taking enough of those pills to stop me doing it.

Spoken like somebody who likes sleeping in the garage ...
Cough ... ... Cough

Congrats on the new purchase Looks like a nice bike. The V11 is a machine I'd like to run one day.

Oh and that reminds me (Pulp Fiction):

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."