Dover's new pad - House warming to come.

[The_Dover]

Well, with about two days to spare (technically minus two but) we found a new place.

And what a fuckin score it was too. The King now has his own bedroom, and he sleeps on carpet. The spawn doesn't have to change school (it's about 2km down the road and still in the same school zone). It's closer to the piss shop. It's got a walk in wardrobe?? (big cupboard thing to the blokes) and onsweet shitter so I don't have to gas the guests.

Fuck, we've even got veges in the garding so I might have to get me a filipino house boy to do the chores and cut the girse.

Trashie's pissed off though cos it's within staggering distance of his place and he's scared I'm gonna go round and drink his steinies and crash his pit bike.

So anyway, we'll be having a housewarming soon. It's got to be within the next few weeks cos the puppies are due soon.

Take a vote and we'll make it a decent one cos I've not had a house warming at the last few places due to being a very important busy cunt.

If you don't like me and dont want to come then good, cos that'll be more beer and bbq for me. If you don't like me and do want to come then bring beer.

Once the votes are in I'll PM the address to those who are worthy.

There'll be a bit of carpet and some spare beds I expect, priority to Suzuki riders and Mr Fruit (cos he's a bit soft for the floor). boomer will be in with me and vic as usual (the strap on is lubed and ready to go mate)

I'd like to thank Dr Jaison Singh, and his Team Motostyle "Ho'Hunter", for being an all round good motherfucker and helping me move. Also boomer for turning up late and helping me move, no wonder the fucker's unemployed. Mind you, being a thieving fuckin northern monkey he sure knows how to pack a shit load of gear in a wagon. I guess those burgs paid off huh?

I think this place is even more choice than my last place and those wankers at Xtra have even got my broadband connected within 24 hrs. Schweet.

[boomer]

congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money! :wavey:

[Colapop]

Send the padDyWagon I wanna ride up there

[Fat Tony]

So where's the "Wait until Easter when Fat Tony's visiting" option in the poll?

It's all self, self, self with some people :angry:

[Swoop]

I'm gonna go round and drink his steinies..
You really are sick...

[The_Dover]

congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money! :wavey:

he's robbin the wrong house mate.

but I am missing a few pebbles....

[justsomeguy]

CONGRATS ON THE NEW PLACE B, must be nice to be rid of the stress.


congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money! :wavey:

No - you said you wanted the homo magazines, don't lie now.

Hey Dover, if I'm around then I'd like to come, but keep a leash on boomer and GIXser, cos they're both scarry poofters......

I'm gonna try drown myself in some "grade 5" white water down Rotorua..... so if it's that weekend (plans still pending) then I wont be able to make it.

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If there are any of you heading down that want a lift let me know, happy to be your sober driver for the night.

[skelstar]

Thats good news Dover. Little less stress now :niceone:

[boomer]

I'm gonna try clean myself in some "grade 5" white water down Rotorua.....

There are easier ways to change your ethnicity.


yeah, those said pebbles were used to artistically draw (*read scratch) all over the paintwork of the wagon... little sod. Be grateful we don't live overseas.. i would have sued ya ass!

[Matt Bleck]

NOT tHE 3rd!

[The_Dover]

So where's the "Wait until Easter when Fat Tony's visiting" option in the poll?

It's all self, self, self with some people :angry:

mate, bring me the latest Bradford City shirt and a box of Tetleys and there's a party in your honour with a choice of gixxer thou or three quarter incher for you to rape.


You really are sick...

I'm not an alcomoholic, they go to meetings.

[gijoe1313]

Dover finally managed to elude his debt collectors and sold off the cladding in the house to a salvage yard for some coin? Damn, he's good ... too bad he left a trail of empty steinies from his place to the new digs! :devil2:

I reckon his little girl is one of them missing kids from when he fled his last bout of mercenary work in Nova Scotia (someplace in Iraq).

Cripes - there goes the neighbourhood! :doh:

[Fat Tony]

mate, bring me the latest Bradford City shirt

Surely customs would prevent such filth being brought in to the country?

[justsomeguy]

There are easier ways to change your ethnicity.


yeah, those said pebbles were used to artistically draw (*read scratch) all over the paintwork of the wagon... little sod. Be grateful we don't live overseas.. i would have sued ya ass!

Change my ethnicity? I come from a culture more than 5000 years old that I'm damn proud of.

Well.... you passed up on the skydiving - how bout joining in on this?? - See pic

It will be fun - trust me :innocent: oh and there's a 21 foot drop too :Punk:


Pebbles?? Some bastard scratched your car?? :angry: Hope you get it sorted and that it can simply be polished off. If not -in case you didn't know - Eddy/Gixer is a panel beater.

[The_Dover]

Change my ethnicity? I come from a culture more than 5000 years old that I'm damn proud of.

bollocks, you're not a fuckin maori.


If not -in case you didn't know - Eddy/Gixer is a panel beater.

No he's not, he a shirt lifting hair dresser with a salon in Parnell.

[Finn]

BBQ haggas and Bay City Rollers. Great.

We'll be there.

[Karma]

Once the votes are in I'll PM the address to those who are worthy.

Nudge nudge


There'll be a bit of carpet and some spare beds I expect, priority to Suzuki riders and Mr Fruit (cos he's a bit soft for the floor).

Can I pre-order the continental breakfast as well?


Also boomer for turning up late and helping me move, no wonder the fucker's unemployed. Mind you, being a thieving fuckin northern monkey he sure knows how to pack a shit load of gear in a wagon. I guess those burgs paid off huh?

Yeh, them fuckers can fit a three bedroom house in the back of a ford escort if the coppers are around...


those wankers at Xtra have even got my broadband connected within 24 hrs. Schweet.

I live to serve :D

[Grahameeboy]

BBQ haggas and Bay City Rollers. Great.

We'll be there.

Blimey..I may finally meet 'The Church of Finn':rockon:

[Grahameeboy]

You better make it the 3rd of Feb, and I'll have a big box of beers for you and some of those poofter vodka mixers for your missus so she gets drunk without realising it.. fun to be had then you see...

Any other date and I'm out thanks to work.

Me me me....................

[McJim]

If there's Haggis goin' a beggin I'll have to turn up. I'll need to get my hands on some Tennents Super Lager and some Buckfast then it'll be a really Scottish gathering.

Yer still just a cheuchter Dover.

[GIXser]

im only comin if ya gonna have hookers there,,, na man boomer doesnt count,, mind ya depends on how much ive drunk, ah fuck it yeah it ill do-- see ya there

[The_Dover]

BBQ haggas and Bay City Rollers. Great.

We'll be there.

Can I have the night off then, so I can come too?


Nudge nudge



Can I pre-order the continental breakfast as well?



Yeh, them fuckers can fit a three bedroom house in the back of a ford escort if the coppers are around...



I live to serve :D

Yeah, the continent is Scotland and the breakfast is porridge.

It's good for you. High in protein.


Blimey..I may finally meet 'The Church of Finn':rockon:

Like fuck, no queers or godbotherers allowed. Unless you bring LOTS of piss.


and some of those poofter vodka mixers for your missus so she gets drunk without realising it.. fun to be had then you see...


Dude, she looks like WINJA with blonde hair these days. but taller.

I'll drink the vodka drinks, as long as gaymeboy doesn't get funny ideas about my sexuality due to choice of alcomohol.

[Matt Bleck]

NOT THE 3rd!!

[The_Dover]

im only comin if ya gonna have hookers there,,, na man boomer doesnt count,, mind ya depends on how much ive drunk, ah fuck it yeah it ill do-- see ya there

man, I can't rent her out when she's 8 months gone.

Unless you're willing to pay extra?

[McJim]

Like fuck, no queers or godbotherers allowed. Unless you bring LOTS of piss.


I was sure he'd be the fella tae bring the eccies wi' that name.

Graeme 'e' boy. All the party pill pushers I knew in my childhood called themselves e-boys - I'd just assumed he provided the illicit narcs.

Don't tell me I'm wrong again. :(

[boomer]

Change my ethnicity? I come from a culture more than 5000 years old that I'm damn proud of.

Well.... you passed up on the skydiving - how bout joining in on this?? - See pic

It will be fun - trust me :innocent: oh and there's a 21 foot drop too :Punk:


Pebbles?? Some bastard scratched your car?? :angry: Hope you get it sorted and that it can simply be polished off. If not -in case you didn't know - Eddy/Gixer is a panel beater.

my boy scratched the wagon, thought he was painting....!

and i found that voucher, its for mercer, 12000 feet tandom which expired on the 6/12/06.. i'll ring the fuckers up and extend it; if so you wanna buy it Arpu?

And Eddie.. NO!!! if i were to see YOU down the pub... i'd say NO!

Weasel.. you better believe it, thats if some scouse bastard hadn't robbed the wheels of the escort whilst we were inside

[boomer]

I was sure he'd be the fella tae bring the eccies wi' that name.

Graeme 'e' boy. All the party pill pushers I knew in my childhood called themselves e-boys - I'd just assumed he provided the illicit narcs.

Don't tell me I'm wrong again. :(


he brings the ketamins bro and he's the provider of sore arses

[awesker]

Nice place mate, looks good!

haha, nice sig to btw, cracked me up.

[Dai]

Just PM me and I'll be there

[Squeak the Rat]

Who is Dover?


I I'll need to get my hands on some Tennents Super Lager
Had some Super T last weekend, combines well with Strongbow super to make a very pleasant snakebite.

[dawnrazor]

PARTY.....sniff sniff sniff.....YEP.....hell yeah.....we are not worthy.......

[White trash]

Pissed off? I'm fuckin furious. Thought you had to pass a selection exam or some shit to move to Papakura.

"Arrogant arseholes only" Sez it on the front gate.....

[Cibby]

Congrats Dover, that is great you found a place,,

Looks aaiight to,

BETTER GET A INVITE DAMMIT!

[The_Dover]

what the fuck happened to my public poll????

oi, mods, you bastards.

[Indiana_Jones]

so where is Dover to again?

-Indy

[kro]

Who's Dover?

[justsomeguy]

what the fuck happened to my public poll????

oi, mods, you bastards.


OOh - you shouldn't have insulted the mods!! - You're in trouble now:angry:

And bitch - when am I getting my tie downs back?? I will need to use them soon.

[justsomeguy]

Those of you wondering who Dover is - he's a kiwibiker whose real name is Jay Craswell and he is a geek who founded some stupid company called THE DOVER RESEARCH CORPORATION. http://www.dover.netfirms.com/