Great website....nomarriage.com [Archive]

RantyDave

18th January 2007, 12:39

Hahahahahaaa!

http://www.nomarriage.com/marriedsex.html

My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep.

This is some of the saddest, most bitter shit I've ever seen. Really something. I'll take your NoMarriage.com, raise you a FireYourWife.com (http://www.fireyourwife.com/) and spend the rest of the afternoon smirking and thinking that someone, somewhere is sad enough to actually put all this crap on the web. He needs help. Fantastic!

Dave

SpankMe

18th January 2007, 12:42

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html

One year with my Japanese girlfriend

So far...
-No fights.
-Great sex every night.
-She cooks a delicious meal every night (unless I take her out).
-No guilt trips for going out with the guys.
-Thin and absolutely beautiful.

SpankMe

18th January 2007, 12:47

This is some of the saddest, most bitter shit I've ever seen.

Yep, marriage to the wrong girlie will do that to ya.

Squeak the Rat

18th January 2007, 12:54

Haha, thought this was spam.

Hookers are cheaper than marriage:

I have always said this. The problem is that most men look at the matter in the short run rather than in the long run. A hooker is more expensive than a date, true, but when you've done with your marriage and you're looking at a divorce bill that totals in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, just think then of the kind of party pussy you could have bought with your hard earned dough. And you wouldn't have had to settle for some butterface with a spreading ass either, (or) some soccer mom with no elegance or femininity.

imdying

18th January 2007, 13:08

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html

Quote:
One year with my Japanese girlfriend

So far...
-No fights.
-Great sex every night.
-She cooks a delicious meal every night (unless I take her out).
-No guilt trips for going out with the guys.
-Thin and absolutely beautiful.

Sounds like some other bastard we all know :lol:

Ghost Lemur

18th January 2007, 13:09

Interesting. But not as good (or funny) a read as Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/). When I first came across it I couldn't stop reading, or laughing.

xwhatsit

18th January 2007, 13:39

Wow... that'd be semi-funny if it was written as a joke...

But, I think those guys are serious. Which is kind of scary. They are some of the most bitter, misogynistic, twisted men I've ever read words from (I haven't read Mein Kampf for uni yet).

Worrying.

Edit: Ghostlemur, I have to admit, I'm cracking up at http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ lol. Sadly, even for a young guy like me, I can relate to some of it... remind me never to date German girls, OK?

Bartman10

18th January 2007, 14:38

Wow... that'd be semi-funny if it was written as a joke...

But, I think those guys are serious. Which is kind of scary. They are some of the most bitter, misogynistic, twisted men I've ever read words from (I haven't read Mein Kampf for uni yet).

Worrying.

You're right to be worried young man. In 10 or 15 years you will be just as bitter and twisted, writing your story on that website.

Take care out there young padawan.

Swoop

18th January 2007, 14:54

http://www.nomarriage.com/30things.html

They forgot to add:

"That diamond is way too large!"

imdying

18th January 2007, 15:14

Swoop

18th January 2007, 15:20

http://www.nomarriage.com/ebay_wedding_dress.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

mstriumph

18th January 2007, 15:23

trapped in a loveless, no-sex, abusive relationship with a self-centred, social-climbing, arrogant, person who judges other people by the car they drive and the clothes they wear ??........................

you think this happens only to BLOKES??? :laugh:

...... there are a lot of horror stories out there - but it's no excuse for hating your ex's entire sex ..... just means you chose badly, that's all.... be more careful next time :sunny:

jrandom

18th January 2007, 15:54

there are a lot of horror stories out there - but it's no excuse for hating your ex's entire sex

I note that the guys quoted on that site seemed to be pretty keen on forn wimmin, so they're not quite hating an entire sex.

Personally, I think that hating an entire socioeconomic stratum of one sex is just as valid as hating an entire society based on religion and ethnicity.

In other words, extremely fucking justifiable.

[Insert rant about Typical Kiwi Chicks]

mstriumph

18th January 2007, 15:58

I note that the guys quoted on that site seemed to be pretty keen on forn wimmin, ................
.......[Insert rant about Typical Kiwi Chicks]

yerse - we forn wimmin is the goods!! :innocent:

Joni

18th January 2007, 15:59

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like? And Im being sincere when I ask this... I have heard people talking about this before and have wondered....

MattRSK

18th January 2007, 16:02

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

James Deuce

18th January 2007, 16:07

James Deuce

18th January 2007, 16:08

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like? And Im being sincere when I ask this... I have heard people talking about this before and have wondered....

Expensive.

Hard Work.

Over inflated opinion about how desirable they are.

Cold.

Manipulative.

Obsessed with image.

Just like a Kiwi Bloke really.

onearmedbandit

18th January 2007, 16:10

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html

Oh yeah, as SpankMe says. Although for me it's no arguements for 5yrs now, no guilt trips about being out with the lads, encourages me to go out for a ride, has an amazing sexual appetite, is independent (earns her own money), thin and beautiful, and can take the piss out of me as good as anyone else.

Sounds like some other bastard we all know :lol:

You looking at me? Best move I ever made! Worse part is she is leaving (with our daughter) next week to go to Japan for 3 months. How the fuck am I going to survive??? Yeah, my wife is going away for 3 months and I'm actually going to miss her, it's not like I'm gaining freedom with her gone (can't get any more freedom than what I've already got), but just not having my girls there with me.

Anyone able to feed me for the next 3 months?

onearmedbandit

18th January 2007, 16:11

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

Read my post above. My life has only got better since I've got married.

jrandom

18th January 2007, 16:39

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like?

Like James Deuce said.

Loud. Uneducated. Egotistical. Similar, in some ways, to the stereotypical American woman the complainants on 'nomarriage.com' are thinking of, but perhaps a little stupider and more mannish, on average.

Sad but true.

If only they were all more like you, dear Jo...

mstriumph

18th January 2007, 17:15

...............
Just like a Kiwi Bloke really.

naahhhhhhh! :sunny:

Bartman10

18th January 2007, 18:10

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

Another young padawan ready to have his house, car and childern taken away from him.

Tread carefully young man.... By the time your 40 you'll wish you'd have taken more advice from the site.

kiwifruit

18th January 2007, 18:21

some interesting reading there, cheers

Coyote

18th January 2007, 18:30

... remind me never to date German girls, OK?
How come? The exchange student in my english class was uber cute

All that stuff is pretty bleak...
Edit: But it's quite funny considering every decent looking girl my age is giving it away to the bad boys, and I'm having no luck getting a girlfriend

Clivoris

18th January 2007, 18:34

:gob: Oh Shit Bartman10. I'm already married to a kiwi chick. Is it too late for me or can I salvage some scrap of happiness from the horrific deprivations that my wife subjects me to? Like a fool I've always thought that the pressure behind my eyeballs was normal. Nomarriage.com has lifted the scales from my eyes.:2thumbsup

James Deuce

18th January 2007, 18:48

Edit: But it's quite funny considering every decent looking girl my age is giving it away to the bad boys, and I'm having no luck getting a girlfriend

Don't worry about it. It is the least of your worries (even though I know it is at the "forefront", so to speak).

There's nothing like turning up to a School reunion at 30 wearing an Armani suit and seeing how many of the chicks who gave it up to the bad boys are wearing grey track suit pants (tight ones - horribly, scarring, indelibly tight), have 8 kids, and can talk at the same time as smoking because one of their front teeth is missing and they can hold a smoke in the gap.

Girlfriends are an expensive romantic ideal, made from pixie dust and unobtanium.

Spend money on bikes instead.

Coyote

18th January 2007, 18:55

Don't worry about it. It is the least of your worries (even though I know it is at the "forefront", so to speak).

There's nothing like turning up to a School reunion at 30 wearing an Armani suit and seeing how many of the chicks who gave it up to the bad boys are wearing grey track suit pants (tight ones - horribly, scarring, indelibly tight), have 8 kids, and can talk at the same time as smoking because one of their front teeth is missing and they can hold a smoke in the gap.

Girlfriends are an expensive romantic ideal, made from pixie dust and unobtanium.

Spend money on bikes instead.
Haha, like my old neighbour

Well I haven't had a proper girlfriend (had one long distance thing, but she loved sex more than me) so maybe I'm just wanting what I can't get. Ah well, I've got 2 bikes, a VFR400 swingarm, and a year of metalwork class :D