Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
19th January 2007, 15:58
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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The Poor Preacher
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?"
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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The Poor Preacher
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?"
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."