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MyGSXF
23rd January 2007, 18:08
WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:
Trudes
23rd January 2007, 18:10
Hehe, good one, and so true!!:shutup:
The_Dover
23rd January 2007, 18:14
that's fine with me
ManDownUnder
23rd January 2007, 18:14
errr... so that's how I get my wife in the mood???
you sure??
blacksheep
23rd January 2007, 18:16
3 minutes! by crikey has he had a viagra?
Jantar
23rd January 2007, 18:22
I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:
MyGSXF
23rd January 2007, 18:41
I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:
:killingme good one mate!!
Ronin
23rd January 2007, 18:50
I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:
Thousand Year Eggs anyone? :gob:
Drum
23rd January 2007, 21:08
You're a hard lady Beth. Cook the man some fuckin eggs!
Nutter34
23rd January 2007, 21:24
Geez, 3 minutes, so he's the one bumping up the average....
Good one...
slowpoke
23rd January 2007, 23:45
They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........
judecatmad
24th January 2007, 07:45
They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........
Now THAT'S funny!
:rofl:
Toaster
8th March 2007, 11:23
Thats classic!
kevfromcoro
9th March 2007, 09:11
WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:
3 mins....did u go and have a shower as well??
Guitana
9th March 2007, 09:27
You're a hard lady Beth. Cook the man some fuckin eggs!
I like mine nice and dribbly MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 15:27
I like mine nice and dribbly MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah but how do you like your eggs? :dodge:
SixPackBack
2nd April 2007, 19:44
WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:
Excellent.
My answer to that would be:
How do you give a women an orgasm?
Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHA:rockon:
MyGSXF
2nd April 2007, 19:50
Excellent
My answer to that would be
How do you give a women an orgasm
Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHA:rockon:
gee SPB..:shit: sounds a bit like I struck a raw nerve there dude!!! :shutup:
aren't you getting any?????????????????????????? :baby:
The Stranger
2nd April 2007, 19:55
Excellent.
My answer to that would be:
How do you give a women an orgasm?
Shit man, you got a 160hp sex toy there, if that don't work, nothing will.
Paul in NZ
2nd April 2007, 19:56
Yeah but how do you like your eggs? :dodge:
Fertilised........
SixPackBack
2nd April 2007, 21:00
gee SPB..:shit: sounds a bit like I struck a raw nerve there dude!!! :shutup:
aren't you getting any?????????????????????????? :baby:
Ahem!! (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=995206&postcount=35).......kneel before the king woman:Punk:
SixPackBack
2nd April 2007, 21:03
Shit man, you got a 160hp sex toy there, if that don't work, nothing will.
Bro' thats to give me an orgasm:yes: .....don't fink i'd waste it on me women, specially when she's got 160hp of SIXPACKBACK yeah baby:rockon:
MyGSXF
2nd April 2007, 21:19
.kneel before the king woman:Punk:
in your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!! :bs: :tugger:
you got a 160hp sex toy there
but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for?????????????? :gob:
SixPackBack
3rd April 2007, 06:29
in your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!! :bs: :tugger:
but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for?????????????? :gob:
Admit it Darling, you want me:love:
MyGSXF
4th April 2007, 20:12
Admit it Darling, you want me:love:
:yawn:
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