What men are good for...

[MyGSXF]

WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!


She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:

[Trudes]

Hehe, good one, and so true!!:shutup:

[The_Dover]

that's fine with me

[ManDownUnder]

errr... so that's how I get my wife in the mood???

you sure??

[blacksheep]

3 minutes! by crikey has he had a viagra?

[Jantar]

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:

[MyGSXF]

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:


:killingme good one mate!!

[Ronin]

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled. :yes:

Thousand Year Eggs anyone? :gob:

[Drum]

You're a hard lady Beth. Cook the man some fuckin eggs!

[Nutter34]

Geez, 3 minutes, so he's the one bumping up the average....

Good one...

[slowpoke]

They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........

[judecatmad]

They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........

Now THAT'S funny!

:rofl:

[Toaster]

Thats classic!

[kevfromcoro]

WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!


She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:

3 mins....did u go and have a shower as well??

[Guitana]

You're a hard lady Beth. Cook the man some fuckin eggs!

I like mine nice and dribbly MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Macktheknife]

I like mine nice and dribbly MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah but how do you like your eggs? :dodge:

[SixPackBack]

WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!


She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken." :shutup:

Excellent.

My answer to that would be:

How do you give a women an orgasm?























Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHA:rockon:

[MyGSXF]

Excellent

My answer to that would be

How do you give a women an orgasm

Who the fuck cares BAHAHAHAHA:rockon:

gee SPB..:shit: sounds a bit like I struck a raw nerve there dude!!! :shutup:

aren't you getting any?????????????????????????? :baby:

[The Stranger]

Excellent.

My answer to that would be:

How do you give a women an orgasm?

Shit man, you got a 160hp sex toy there, if that don't work, nothing will.

[Paul in NZ]

Yeah but how do you like your eggs? :dodge:

Fertilised........

[SixPackBack]

gee SPB..:shit: sounds a bit like I struck a raw nerve there dude!!! :shutup:

aren't you getting any?????????????????????????? :baby:


Ahem!! (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=995206&postcount=35).......kneel before the king woman:Punk:

[SixPackBack]

Shit man, you got a 160hp sex toy there, if that don't work, nothing will.

Bro' thats to give me an orgasm:yes: .....don't fink i'd waste it on me women, specially when she's got 160hp of SIXPACKBACK yeah baby:rockon:

[MyGSXF]

.kneel before the king woman:Punk:

in your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!! :bs: :tugger:


you got a 160hp sex toy there

but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for?????????????? :gob:

[SixPackBack]

in your DREAMS sweetheart!!!!!!!! :bs: :tugger:



but what I want to know is.. WHAT is he compensating for?????????????? :gob:
Admit it Darling, you want me:love:

[MyGSXF]

Admit it Darling, you want me:love:


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