Perfect birthday present?

[Beemer]

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The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her
husband:

'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'


Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully bought.

Apparently he is dead now ...may he rest in peace..........

[Quartermile]

Ha was expecting a blue bike, but then she wouldn't kill him
nice

[Laava]

I loved that! I will show it to Mrs Lav knowing full well that I will be held personally responsible, and made to pay the price. It will be worth it.:dodge:

[Beemer]

I showed it to my husband and the bastard laughed his head off! I told him if I get a similar present on March 3, he's going to be one very dead man...

[Sniper]

Women are so violent these days. And guys go to jail for even chaining her to the sink.

*tut tut*