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miSTa
29th January 2007, 19:27
The MAN test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100.00 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b) not a problem
c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) a oxymoron
c) gay

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place



If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN!

Maha
29th January 2007, 19:42
I passed the test years ago.........not the posted one i might add.....:nono:
Dont need to tick tick tick, add add add to know where i fit the scheme of things.....:yes:

Meanie
29th January 2007, 19:51
Yea im da man
:sweatdrop Thank god

Ocean1
19th June 2007, 13:29
Male Sensitivity Test:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as

A. lovemaking.

B. screwing.

C. driving the pigskin boat into Tuna Town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared

A. your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. your blood-test results.

C. five tequila slammers.



3. You time your orgasm so that

A. your partner climaxes first.

B. you climax simultaneously

C. you don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is

A. healthy, creative love-play.

B. not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.

C. not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever findout about.



5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is

A. the best part of the experience.

B. the second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.



6. Your lady says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is

A. of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. a conservative estimate.



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is

A. a myth.

B. an oxymoron.

C. a plain moron.



8. Foreplay is to sex as

A. appetizer is to an entree.

B. primer is to paint.

C. long lines are to amusement parks.



9. Which of the following would you most likely say at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now; leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU!"



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate

A. probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. is uptight and a waste of time.

C. shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

onearmedbandit
19th June 2007, 13:33
Brilliant, loved it!

Ocean1
19th June 2007, 13:34
Suggestions on scoring are invited...

skelstar
19th June 2007, 13:59
Usually humour from you joke spammers on KB score 1/10, but this one is actually a good one: 6/10 :niceone:

tri boy
19th June 2007, 14:30
Chuckle inducing, 6/10.:yes:

Sniper
19th June 2007, 15:57
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=43017&highlight=Dumpsville

Maha
19th June 2007, 16:03
Male Sensitivity Test:

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is
C. $100 extra.




Worth charging for...but rather cheap i thought.....:yes:

deanohit
19th June 2007, 16:19
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=43017&highlight=Dumpsville

So what if its a repost.:whocares: I hadn't seen this piece of brilliance before and it looks like others havn't either. At least an 8/10 from me.:Punk:

Sniper
19th June 2007, 16:24
So what if its a repost.:whocares: I hadn't seen this piece of brilliance before and it looks like others havn't either. At least an 8/10 form me.:Punk:

You don't get it do you?

Maha
19th June 2007, 16:28
You don't get it do you?


Hes an angry man that deanohit....or maybe too sensitve ...:yes:

deanohit
19th June 2007, 16:29
You don't get it do you?

Sorry mate,it's just that when I see something funny like this a month or two down the line,I still get a kick out of it.

Sniper
19th June 2007, 16:30
The QRF are calmed.

deanohit
19th June 2007, 16:35
The QRF are calmed.

Also what does QRF stand for anyway?

Sniper
19th June 2007, 16:48
Also what does QRF stand for anyway?

Hush......

Storm
19th June 2007, 18:47
Quick Reaction Force

Or, alternativly

Queer Repost Foamers

Questing Really Fanatically

Quick Reply Folks

Quite Right, Frankly

Quadruple Retort Friends
I dunno really :D

Meanie
20th June 2007, 20:22
Quick Reaction Force

Or, alternativly

Queer Repost Foamers

Questing Really Fanatically

Quick Reply Folks

Quite Right, Frankly

Quadruple Retort Friends
I dunno really :D
Storm you have far too much time on your hands
Hurry up and get better so you can come play again :yes:

Storm
20th June 2007, 21:59
Believe me, that's all I'm thinking about. Unfortunatly I've also been suffering the withdrawl effects and have been overly cheeky to Cowboyz A LOT of late:(
Dunno how keen he'll be to have me show up and open my piehole

yod
20th June 2007, 22:09
Believe me, that's all I'm thinking about. Unfortunatly I've also been suffering the withdrawl effects and have been overly cheeky to Cowboyz A LOT of late:(
Dunno how keen he'll be to have me show up and open my piehole

dont worry mate - he's getting used to it from me too so hopefully we should have desensitized him soon

Meanie
21st June 2007, 20:35
Cowboyz thrives on us giving him grief, i think hed be a little concerned if we stopped