March Hare 2007 (March of course)

[NighthawkNZ]

Ah, be the 'Off the Rails' @ Middlemarch, ya still going to attend?

Speaking of this... Can you send me the form for this one

Cheers Tom :niceone:

[dangerous]

:shutup: So that'll be the KB freight train :scooter: rolling through Chertsey 8.20 - 8.30

Yeah... we picking you up?
I hope so cos at the moment theres 2 girls to every guy (6chicks, 3 guys) so us fellas could do with the back up.

[98tls]

Just don't do a Lemans when you get there...


. What exactly did he do............just wanna know so i dont do it myself.....:innocent:

[miSTa]

What exactly did he do............just wanna know so i dont do it myself.....:innocent:
I couldn't possibly say...but lets just say he had to go to bed before dark.

[T.W.R]

Nah, he'll be be kicked out bed bright and early to go to the market with the missus to buy pottery and shit :dodge:

:shutup: and he'll behave like a little lamb whilst doing what he's told too :lol:



The mighty GS can do anything...so bring it on!



mmm yep OK :rolleyes:


Yeah... we picking you up?
I hope so cos at the moment theres 2 girls to every guy (6chicks, 3 guys) so us fellas could do with the back up.

Nah I'm just going to sit on the side of the road & watch you all trundle by :shutup: :Pokey:

[98tls]

Hmmmm.........will make it my misson to find out saturday........tounges will wag after a few ales................

[NighthawkNZ]

I couldn't possibly say...but lets just say he had to go to bed before dark.

Just as bad as me... I normally go to bed before it gets light :innocent:

[98tls]

Just as bad as me... I normally go to be before it gets light :innocent: Go to be what..............:shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

Go to be what..............:shutup:


:doh: man you were quick answering that picked my typo before I did :doh:

[scumdog]

Speaking of this... Can you send me the form for this one

Cheers Tom :niceone:

Haven't got my OWN copy yet!

Try Motosport, they normally have copies on the counter - you may have to run the gauntlet through the HD department though......

[Finn]

You other KBers will have to carry the can for me, my cousin has decided he can't live in sin any longer and picked the March hare weekend to get married!!!
Sheesh, never even consulted me once about whether I'd be free that weekend!!

Can't you have a word with your sister to postpone her wedding?

By the way Scummy, if you see a guy on an MV Brutale down there, don't thump him. It's Doc not me.

[scumdog]

Can't you have a word with your sister to postpone her wedding?

By the way Scummy, if you see a guy on an MV Brutale down there, don't thump him. It's Doc not me.

I'll thump him anyway - he's from north of Cheviot - and that means he's one of them furrin bastards from 'nother country, don't want to encourage the varmints by being nice to them, no sir!!

[T.W.R]

Saturday departure


MEET AT BP ROLLY @ 7:45 LEAVE @ 8
The route will be as quoted above.

Possibly think about heading inland before Ashvagas :yes: there's roadworks:sick: through Tinwald that make the Viaduct (from woodstock wk/end) over Arthur's look like a pool table. Was through there today & it definately wont be any better by the weekend :no:

[MyGSXF]

I'll thump him anyway - he's from north of Cheviot - and that means he's one of them furrin bastards from 'nother country, don't want to encourage the varmints by being nice to them, no sir!!



Oh Pa.. :shit: that hurts.. :crybaby: I thought you loved me.. :thud: my life is shattered.. :wacko: however will I cope now.. :confused: stop the world.. I wanna get off... :bye:

[NighthawkNZ]

Oh Pa.. :shit: that hurts.. :crybaby: I thought you loved me.. :thud: my life is shattered.. :wacko: however will I cope now.. :confused: stop the world.. I wanna get off... :bye:


Errrrmmm ???? :scratch:

[MyGSXF]

Errrrmmm ???? :scratch:

:shutup: donna worry laddy.. ya had to be there.. :yes: SD will know! :innocent:













ps: ya missed out on a bladdy great wknd at Otematata in Dec!!!! :dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

ps: ya missed out on a bladdy great wknd at Otematata in Dec!!!! :dodge:


:( :cry: hopefully next time...

[Ruralman]

Yeah... we picking you up?
I hope so cos at the moment theres 2 girls to every guy (6chicks, 3 guys) so us fellas could do with the back up.

Just keep growing those man breasts and you'll be fine:dodge: :Punk:

[alley cat]

Just keep growing those man breasts and you'll be fine:dodge: :Punk:

They r called moobs. man boobs.

Not goin to wedding now, feel like a bit of a prick but hey........
C you kids there:2thumbsup

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes,

Me and a geezer from Invers, are cruising to Wiamate on the friday afternoon, so will do the Lindas etc., So will look forward to seeing you all there.

AND :nono: on the topic of rallies, I think as a snorer its great to snore, as I cant hear it,:nya: AND its good to be so drunk sometimes, as its a way of totally letting off steam and enjoying others company, whilst indulging in alcohol and dancing and jumping around.

Rallies are all about fun, so dont know what all the fuss is about snoring and :puke: etc., I for one, got rolling drunk at the last one, and finally departed from the goings on at about 430am, then got the giggles with a fellow KB'er and we had great fun in remembering the words to Kenny Rogers "The Gambler" and shared even greater delight to sing the words, probably at a volume louder than the band. :2thumbsup

The best thing was a big burly bloke, started to shout "Shut the Fuck Up I am trying to sleep", so I replied, Ha Ha you Harley Rider perhaps you'll have a lie in tommorow coz you wankers wake us earlier than a fluffy feathered sparrow, will dare to tweet his first tweet.:finger:

AND, there seems to be a lot of people that go to bed early, each to their own, BUT isnt a rally all about, 1000kph conversations about bollocks and the funnier things in life

So, if you cant sleep coz of the snorers AND hoorah to those who want to make noises other than snoring!! good on em.................:not: then GET A PAIR OF FRIGGIN EARLPLUGS, GET A LIFE AND STOP WINGING, :yes: I AM A POM AND HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH WINGING OF SOME GUYS ON THIS SITE SUCH AS ''''''Waaaaa, I cant sleep!":crybaby: I agree with others that say stay up and party.

SO THERE.

I worship the God of Fun and the more Fun the better!!:shake: :tugger:

Thats all for now folks

Apart from cant wait to catch up with all you great people, who make life lighter and a brighter by just being there

[MyGSXF]

I agree with others that say stay up and party.


here here.. :Punk: that gurl deserves a DB..:drinkup: or several.. :drinknsin

ps: have some for me chickie!!! :drinknsin

[doc]

Can't you have a word with your sister to postpone her wedding?

By the way Scummy, if you see a guy on an MV Brutale down there, don't thump him. It's Doc not me.
Decided the MV looks too uncomfortable can I borrow the Repsol instead I'll just put a Harley badge on it instead then they wont think I'm Gay.

[botb]

Lol @ Woodybee hope to meet you at the Hare ....

[NighthawkNZ]

Hey Dudes,

AND :nono: on the topic of rallies, I think as a snorer its great to snore, as I cant hear it,:nya:

I woke myself up once... from snoring too loud...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rashika]

They r called moobs. man boobs.

Not goin to wedding now, feel like a bit of a prick but hey........
C you kids there:2thumbsup

oooooo you ARE coming now huh??
Bren will be so pleased.... ;) :dodge:
EXCELLANT! Another chick to scare off Dangerous :innocent:

[xknuts]

Geez Woodybee, you WRITE like you TALK! And you talk like a book. Skyrider told me he don't read long posts BUT I did, this time only. See ya there,

[Ghost_Bullet]

So, if you cant sleep coz of the snorers AND hoorah to those who want to make noises other than snoring!! good on em.................:not: then GET A PAIR OF FRIGGIN EARLPLUGS, GET A LIFE AND STOP WINGING, :yes: I AM A POM AND HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH WINGING OF SOME GUYS ON THIS SITE SUCH AS ''''''Waaaaa, I cant sleep!":crybaby: I agree with others that say stay up and party.

Thanks woodybee, I feel so much better now
Well here I was thinking that maybe I should get me something to stopt he chance of snoring, (me wife reckons I make a racket some nights, me never heard it though, and no bugger at a rally has complained) so after your rightly advice, if I do.. then please enjoy... :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

[Ruralman]

Weather forecast looks pretty good - especially for the ride home on Sun. Maybe a few spits when we leave Dunedin on Friday - but then thats not exactly unusual!! Sat looks like warm with a bit of cloud, and Sunday is all sun.

[FREE2B]

Yep if its raining in Dunos then theres a good reason in itself to get on ya bike and leave cos itll probably be better somewhere else :sunny:

[NighthawkNZ]

Weather forecast looks pretty good - especially for the ride home on Sun. Maybe a few spits when we leave Dunedin on Friday - but then thats not exactly unusual!! Sat looks like warm with a bit of cloud, and Sunday is all sun.

I watched three different forcasts and got three different forcasts... :scratch:


Yep if its raining in Dunos then theres a good reason in itself to get on ya bike and leave cos itll probably be better somewhere else :sunny:

Aint that the truth

[gav]

So long as I'm home by 1.00 Sunday afternoon. Sky TV has 6 hours of live coverage from Phillip Island of the World Superbikes and the World Supersport race. 6 hours..... :rockon:

[T.W.R]

I woke myself up once... from snoring too loud...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That was just the acoustic resonance :bleh: :wait:


Weather forecast looks pretty good - especially for the ride home on Sun. Maybe a few spits when we leave Dunedin on Friday - but then thats not exactly unusual!! Sat looks like warm with a bit of cloud, and Sunday is all sun.

No such thing as bad weather, just bad choice of clothing :yes: (B.Connelly)

[dangerous]

So long as I'm home by 1.00 Sunday afternoon. Sky TV has 6 hours of live coverage from Phillip Island of the World Superbikes and the World Supersport race. 6 hours..... :rockon:

ALL ROUND TO GAV'S AFTER THE RALLY PEOPLE :shutup:

[phaedrus]

everything's falling into place, I think i'll be tired when I get there.
roughly the way i'll be going (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=dunedin+nz&daddr=middlemarch+to:alexandra+to:cromwell+to:kuro w+to:waimate&layer=&sll=-45.182037,169.851379&sspn=1.388098,2.69989&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=8&ll=-45.174293,170.0354&spn=1.665141,3.724365)

[xknuts]

Final call for Dunners Friday Leavers Group to meet @ Dundas St corner of SH1 (GT King St) in the old BP Service Station. 3.30PM for 4.00PM Departure!!! Going via Coast Roads to Oamaru (Mikes House / Coffee, collect tent) and onwards route via democratic vote.

[ajturbo]

hey .. you lot, keep an eye out for "Buell Babe" she isn't on HER bike, but MINE... so LOOK AFTER her ok!!!!

[98tls]

hey .. you lot, keep an eye out for "Buell Babe" she isn't on HER bike, but MINE... so LOOK AFTER her ok!!!! No worrys............look forward to seeing YOUR bike.......havent come across one for some time........jeeezz mate your trusting.......if i had one of those in the garage i dont reckon anyone else would be riding it..........

[NighthawkNZ]

Final call for Dunners Friday Leavers Group to meet @ Dundas St corner of SH1 (GT King St) in the old BP Service Station. 3.30PM for 4.00PM Departure!!! Going via Coast Roads to Oamaru (Mikes House / Coffee, collect tent) and onwards route via democratic vote.

sounds about right... hopefully I know where it is :doh:

[miSTa]

Right. Packed and rearing to go, see you tomorrow. :Punk:

[98tls]

Will go put the jug on then.......................:innocent:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Right. Packed and rearing to go, see you tomorrow. :Punk:

Nice enjoy the ride, see ya down there at some stage... I am packed, not in real life, but in my mind... better get the real stuff done...

[98tls]

If any of you lot going friday wake up feeling like shit sat morning and want a shower etc then more than welcome to call in here and use the amenities no worrys.

[dangerous]

No worrys............look forward to seeing YOUR bike.......havent come across one for some time........jeeezz mate your trusting.......if i had one of those in the garage i dont reckon anyone else would be riding it..........

Not that bike... whats a Buell Babe with out a BUell.... crikey

[Ghost_Bullet]

:Offtopic: but damn it is getting dark early, here I was thinking, get off here and do some stuff outside.... mmmm NOT

[Ruralman]

everything's falling into place, I think i'll be tired when I get there.
roughly the way i'll be going (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=dunedin+nz&daddr=middlemarch+to:alexandra+to:cromwell+to:kuro w+to:waimate&layer=&sll=-45.182037,169.851379&sspn=1.388098,2.69989&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=8&ll=-45.174293,170.0354&spn=1.665141,3.724365)

Thats quite a route you've got planned there P - you riding alone? I presume you're getting away a bit earlier than us - that route would be a nice ride back on Sunday going by the forecast, but I guess that depends on your hangover aye!!:sick:

[laRIKin]

Well I'll see you early leavers on Saturday.
And for some strange reason, I just about packed.
Must be a habit?
Just started to put gear together and loaded up the panniers.
So now if I'm to tired I can stay.

Below is the way I'm going.

[NighthawkNZ]

everything's falling into place, I think i'll be tired when I get there.
roughly the way i'll be going (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=dunedin+nz&daddr=middlemarch+to:alexandra+to:cromwell+to:kuro w+to:waimate&layer=&sll=-45.182037,169.851379&sspn=1.388098,2.69989&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=8&ll=-45.174293,170.0354&spn=1.665141,3.724365)

dang, that big ride... what time you leaving though I was thinking coming back that way... but depends on my pocket I think... :scratch:



My own house is getting further and further away :bye:

[dangerous]

Well I'll see you early leavers on Saturday.


Who us?

hell thats 9 girls and 6 guys... :rockon:

[woodybee]

Oh my god, how quick has this come round, 9 months and its christmas again, yeehar:yeah:

I am majorly excited about the March Hare, I loved it last time, and love rallies in general now, seemed to have found my niche.....nice blokes, nice bikes, beer, good chat, and a good old boogie.

On a different note I rang up Thunderbikes in Nelson for some noisy pipes and was quoted $1015, holy f..k:eek:

I was lucky enough to have some thunderbird pipes donated at the Vincent by a right nice bloke :niceone: so may get em dipped so they become all nice and sparkly again, and apparently they are as noisy as:msn-wink:

Anyhow, here's to meeting up with you sweethearts again, talking bollox and having a blast, and I for one, shall make my best effort to snore like an asthmatic rhino,:2thumbsup

As for deserving a DB, well I love the guys on those posters (bty, if there are any like guys at the rally this weekend, who are single, then seek me out!:msn-wink: ), but cant stand the beer, but make mine a speights:drinkup:

So here's to misbehaving, dancing, drinking, drooling over bikes, and snoring:killingme

See you at the rally boys and girls.

BFN love from Woodybee

[phaedrus]

i'll be leaving at about 9:ish, that way i can still get in early enough to pick a good spot, and crash for a while without wrighting off the rest of the day.

[laRIKin]

Who us?

hell thats 9 girls and 6 guys... :rockon:

Well I will see you to on Saturday.
But I was meaning all the Friday riders.

[woodybee]

Hey there, cripes hasnt this one come round quick, and we're only 9 months from chirstmas already, yikes.:woohoo:

I cant wait to get there, I loved it last year, was the biggest rally I went to, and I now love rallies in general, nice bikes, gorgeous guys, lots of beer and a boogy.

On a different note I rang Thunderbikes in Nelson today to price up some noisy pipes and was quoted $1015 holy f..k:shit:

I did have some donated to me off a thunderbird,by a great bloke,:niceone: so maybe I shall get em dipped to make em all sparkly and then I too can sound like a Harley, but dont worry guys I shant be waking up early and showing off, god those folk are :tugger:

And as for deserving a DB for my reply to Snoring at rallies, for the record I love the guys on those posters (and btw,,,, if there are any guys that look like that who are at the rally this weekend, and are single with it then look me up:msn-wink: but I adore a proper beer mate,so make mine a speights:drinkup:

So heres to misbehaving, drinking lots, dancing loads, chatting bollox and above all SNORING :clap:

Cant wait to see you sweethearts once again.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Well all me stuff is packed, gotta a bit of work to deal with in the morning, then hookin wit the Bush Basher and Dave Charles midday ish(Fri) when we got all the work done, (same work place) then we will get the get gone going.

But I guess with a Beemer, wee sporty and the grizzly one, we will only get held up by that yanky metal, either stoppin every 10 for gas, or the turn about to pick up the dropsy bits.:dodge:


:nono: Hey and those that are thinking..... that bag is "locked and loaded" aint no0 droppin loads off the MG!!!!!!:nono:

[NighthawkNZ]

Well my gear is 95% packed all ready to throw on the bike...

As a side note it is drizzley rain at the moment in Dunners

[far queue]

The pack rack turned up in time and it's all fitted to the new bike now, so I'll see ya'll tomorrow. Meeting a mate at KFC Timaru at 6pm for tea then on to the site, so look out for us arriving around 7 - 7.30, because buggered if I know where everyone will be at the new site. There'll be 4 of us - Red Ducati, Yellow SV650, Black Buell, Red KLR650.

[98tls]

Well my gear is 95% packed all ready to throw on the bike...

As a side note it is drizzley rain at the moment in Dunners isnt it always..............:innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

isnt it always..............:innocent:

no... not alllllllllll ways... :scratch:

[miSTa]

everything's falling into place, I think i'll be tired when I get there.
roughly the way i'll be going (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=dunedin+nz&daddr=middlemarch+to:alexandra+to:cromwell+to:kuro w+to:waimate&layer=&sll=-45.182037,169.851379&sspn=1.388098,2.69989&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=8&ll=-45.174293,170.0354&spn=1.665141,3.724365)
:gob: Tired? I think that's a bit of a understatement. Top marks.


The pack rack turned up in time and it's all fitted to the new bike now, so I'll see ya'll tomorrow. Meeting a mate at KFC Timaru at 6pm for tea then on to the site, so look out for us arriving around 7 - 7.30, because buggered if I know where everyone will be at the new site. There'll be 4 of us - Red Ducati, Yellow SV650, Black Buell, Red KLR650.
I'll be parked up in the opposite corner to where the band is, more or less, maybe, depends. I'll keep an eye out for you. Failing that send us a txt

[SDU]

Have fun you lot & have a bourbon /two for me. I wanna see photos!
to think poor ole me will be stuck at work.

[Monsterbishi]

Well, closest I got to this years rally was watching it go by, I was doing some roadmarking work in Rolleston, just outside of Christchurch, so every few minutes for the 3 hours I was there, a handfull of bikes would go by :-(

Wish I was there...

[dangerous]

Blardy awesome rally yet again... shit it was big yeah? well I'm home with a few of the KB crew (filled up a hole corner we did, well represented) Rashika and BuellBabe have headed south for there "Babes On Buells Tour" and I guess the rest of ya's are feeling yet again rather sorry for your selves :Punk:

[Daffyd]

Well, here I am, sitting at the computer, crying into my beer, waiting for the V8 Supercars to start. My son and I left for the March Hare about 9:30 yesterday, and about 25 kms into the trip (just south of Owaka) my rear tyre blew at just under 100km/h on a short straight between two 75 k bends.
One very scary moment. My first thoughts were that I'd been shot, then, as my brain kicked into gear, I realised what had happened. I managed to keep it upright, (stuffed if I know how) but I had to let it drift over on to the other side of the road. Thank God there was nothing coming the other way.
I had visions of that poor biker that came to grief at almost the same spot a couple of weeks ago, but I guess somebody was looking after me.
I stayed clear of the brakes and let the motor slow me down. I know I couldn't use the rear one but maybe I should have used the front. Only experience would tell.
Any ideas? Although I would hope this will never happen to me again, advice may help others in the same situation.
So, there we are...me, sitting at home hearing all the bikers returning home past my gate. I think I'll open another one. :drinkup:

[98tls]

What an awsome turn out eh.........i had such a good time friday night saw no point in doing it to myself again saturday night so pulled the pin...sitting here typing this before going to work tonight i am so glad i came home when i did as am guessing i would have been under the weather if i stayed.........great weekend and awsome to catch up with you lot again.....scariest moment of the weekend.........THE WALLIBIE PARK.......was very glad we all left in one piece..........:gob:i thought we were all going to be ok then that little fellar turned up with the grin that wouldnt go away.......Deliverence had nothing on that lot..............That women had a thing for Mr Sensible though eh........"your the stupid one " she said.........farkin hell i laughed......i thought you were the first to be bent over by the short fellar mate..........

[phaedrus]

a few pictures

[phaedrus]

more pictures

[phaedrus]

pictures again

[phaedrus]

nearly done

[phaedrus]

This time I wasn't close enough to the stage, so here's a couple from the vincent wet and no t-shirt competition

[T.W.R]

Funny how a decent 21st brings the bikes out :yes:

It's going to be interesting on what the total attendance was ? any ideas? I'd say lots more than was expected :yes:

pics:

1) Geraldine Sat morning
2) Line-up upon arrival
3) Southern HQ
4) Sunday Morning prior to shooting the gap

[T.W.R]

Selection of bikes around the site:yes:

1) GT 750 Duke ( won best euro in show)
2) 1050 Triumph Tiger
3) MT-01
4) Wire Wheel 1100 Kat

[T.W.R]

Selection pt II

1) Mach III & RE5
2) GT750 Waterbus
3) Boss Hoss V8
4) HD Nightrod

[T.W.R]

Last group of pics

1) An old friend that's still chewing up the Kms :Punk:
2) A dodgy looking TLS :dodge:
3) Interesting TLR

[MyGSXF]

Awesome pics people!!!! :Punk: Looks like one hell of a KB turnout!!! :yes: :crybaby:

[dangerous]

Awesome pics people!!!! :Punk: Looks like one hell of a KB turnout!!! :yes: :crybaby:

Hell yes... hey I think I was sent this TXT by mistake, dosnt make sence to me what do you reckon?

"my heart is with you Jen xoxoxoxoxo every km...... etc etc..." I can fwd it on if you like :love: :love: :love: :gob:

gota a hate it whan the txt is sent to the wrong person aye :dodge: :shutup: :Punk:

[MyGSXF]

Hell yes... hey I think I was sent this TXT by mistake, dosnt make sence to me what do you reckon?

"my heart is with you Jen xoxoxoxoxo every km...... etc etc..." I can fwd it on if you like :love: :love: :love: :gob:

gota a hate it whan the txt is sent to the wrong person aye :dodge: :shutup: :Punk:

nah.. she's right D.. I got it already... but thanks anyway :Punk:

& what took ya soooo looong.. ??? you been home for hours!!! :yawn: thought you would have put this up aaaaaaaaages ago!!!! must be getting sloooooww in ya OLD age!! :dodge:

[dangerous]

nah.. she's right D.. I got it already... but thanks anyway :Punk:

& what took ya soooo looong.. ??? you been home for hours!!! :yawn: thought you would have put this up aaaaaaaaages ago!!!! must be getting sloooooww in ya OLD age!! :dodge:

haha... checky tart, dont go turning this around on me :Punk:

[MyGSXF]

haha... checky tart, dont go turning this around on me :Punk:

:shifty: don't worry D.. he owns his 'booboo' fair & square.. :msn-wink: but you knoooooooooowwwwwwww you waz just HANGIN out to post something up here bout it!!!!!!!!! :shutup: :spanking:

[alley cat]

all good fun! great to add a couple more of names to faces and squeeze in a few bevvies. the nightrod was killer aye! not too sure about the FREE dyno tho... cunning pricks. So overall, good sounds, toilets and reasonably priced plonk. Great company, weather and did i mention the nightrod?:love:

[cynna]

what was the catch with the free dyno?

[botb]

MMMM "Nightrod" had my butt print on it at about midnight what a bike! i want one lol.... and dreams are free too :innocent: had an absolute ball great to get together and meet everyone for more than 5 minutes :dodge: had to keep pulling in the bottom lip though on drive up and back (i missed my :scooter:) .... looking forward to many more KB capers!!!:Punk: awesome pics too i forgot my camera :innocent:

[cynna]

didnt really get any decent pics but heres a couple

[Ghost_Bullet]

:yes: :zzzz:

[NighthawkNZ]

what was the catch with the free dyno?

Free Dyno, and they threw in a t-shirt for $20.00...

My report on the March Hare Rally 2007
http://quantumillusions.com/biker/node/233

[dangerous]

what was the catch with the free dyno?

Harris (Graham) had a big sign up FREE DYNO and in small letters conditions apply which as I found out ment you have to buy a T shirt at $20 or $30 that has Harris Pipes all over it and you got a dyno run... fuk him thats rude, I would have still done it if the sign said $20 dyno, get a free T.. bat as it was mislieading I returned the bike to its park for the night.

[Ghost_Bullet]

I tried uploading these files in various ways tonight, but couldnot get that to work, so the two parts are only around 500kb each.
The rally was awesome,
My head hurts, but not from the booze... :dodge: frekin holes, tent lines and overhead objects!!!!


Part one of tv3 story (http://www.geocities.com/historybeginns/Movie_0001.wmv)
Part 2 of tv3 thing (http://www.geocities.com/historybeginns/Movie_0002.wmv)

Secondary link. My webshots (not sure if there is a datacap here)
TV3 thing (http://good-times.webshots.com/album/557982047lAPfKu)

[Bren_chch]

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[far queue]

Great rally. I’ve been hanging out for another one for a while now, so I’m pleased I got there. Good to meet some more people behind the names. A good session on Friday night, although parts of it seem to have been erased from my memory. Had a great ride home today – a short bit of SHWY 1, then inland to Cave, Albury, Fairlie, Geraldine, Rakaia Gorge, Darfield, and home - 321km.

[Ghost_Bullet]

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Thanks, bad choice by me, changed link to another site.

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[Bren_chch]

Great rally. I’ve been hanging out for another one for a while now, so I’m pleased I got there. Good to meet some more people behind the names. A good session on Friday night, although parts of it seem to have been erased from my memory. Had a great ride home today – a short bit of SHWY 1, then inland to Cave, Albury, Fairlie, Geraldine, Rakaia Gorge, Darfield, and home - 321km.

i seen u ride out at one point, looked for u again later on but no sign of you or ya bike!

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Well here goes grab a cuppa and sit back and read it, would have subjected you guys to this last night, but me frigging computer threw a bluey.

FRIDAY: met up with my mate Mike from Invers and we blasted down to Waimate, so much for the "Dont worry jan I wont go fast" comment before we left. My hands got pins and bleeding needles when we got to Otemata (Ram Land) arrrr that handsome beast I mounted at Mount Cook Do.. anyway,
I still find the scenery in NZ, blinding, mesmorising and totally captivating. Waimates rolling countryside tipped past quite nicely, I sear some of those mountains have been water coloured onto a blue canvas sometimes....
We got to waimate the long way round, after we both went flying through Kurow and ended in Duntroon, then it started to get wet, dark and I was started to look at flat patches to pitch my tent and head up there on the Saturday, however, thanks to that wanker who was in a tanker sat behind me, and stuck to my arse like a fly to your helmet, the nightsky was illuminated and I was too scared to pull over, so we both continued till we got more signs for Waimate, (THANK YOU 7 MILE ROAD!)

FRIDAY NIGHT: Surprising how well a tent goes up in the wet cold and darkness, when you kinda need a beer eh. Off to the beer tent and managed to get well and truly mullered by 1030, danced a bit, caught up with the ab fab christchurch crew and westport guys and girls I met up with in Nelson, I love that bunch.

SATURDAY: Felt the norm at the bike rallies, head had abandoed my shoulders and only got reattached when it had a bacon butty fed into it!!, couldnt be arsed with the KB Picnic, so threw myself onto the back of my mates Moto Guzzi and 10 of us headed out to Timaru, cave then pleasant point, the afternoon chat completed filled with talking bollocks which boded well for the evening.

Decided to show me new tattoo, and got all brave and pretended to perform the start of a strip, what a total laugh though, will try not to get up there again, as almost went through with revealing more skin than I was originally intending, and where do you go from there, up with those slappers at Hororata I guess, bollox to those birds, having heard reports of last years do, majority of the guys I spoke to said they were disgusted and had no intentions of going to it this year. "Hear Hear"

Anyway, Saturdays antics were great, but MARCH HARE get some friggin lights boys and girls as couldnt see a bloody thing, other than that fantastic rally.

Scummy, I missed you and chris loads, get your arse to Off the Rails.

SUNDAY. My partner in crime fucked off really early (harley wananbe!!), and I crawled out of my pit at 945, and half the sight had buggered off too. So felt all sad and lonely singing the Bridget Jones Song "All by myself", untill I steamed up my helmet, and pulled up in Kurow.

Met some groovy guys from Invers, was gonna ride with them, until a bsa one of them owned was put to sleep!! so bugggered off on my own again!! sob sob, till I met up with absolutely awesome clutha guys, who I now consider to be potention buddies and bad muckers at Off the Rails,. boys great to dine and chat with you felt at one with your group at once. And I hit 145kph, nearly shit myself and lost you through the Lindas, but wolfed down an ice cream with you in Tarras, and hung onto to your arses for ages till the cromwell bridges. Love the new mates I made to bits.:love:

BRING ON THE NEXT ONE:yes:

Your probably all moaning now, so gonna sign off:Punk: :sunny:

Coi 4 now, until all our paths cross again, life will get back to be boring and every day is nearer to the next rally. And as for the Isle of Man in May, fuck me I am chomping at the bit for that.

Will do a daily report on the goings on there, and shot up a few photos,

Byee:soon: :woohoo: :niceone: :msn-wink:

[doc]

hey .. you lot, keep an eye out for "Buell Babe" she isn't on HER bike, but MINE... so LOOK AFTER her ok!!!!
Yep those southern KB'r certainly know how to look after you. They had Buell Babe up on the Dyno then they helped her get her bike up on the Burn OUT and she did a real good job, I even heard her reving the nuts out of it at 3am. She is a really cool lady do anything you want her to do with a bike. Dangerous really helped her do what ever she wanted to to do. Top guy...

[FREE2B]

a few pictures

Check out the fifth picture ... it came with the quote of the rally after mike called for a team kb skull "oh I cant my cans too full!!" good one Mr S :dodge: :yes:

AWesome Rally :Punk:

[miSTa]

What an awsome turn out eh.........i had such a good time friday night saw no point in doing it to myself again saturday night so pulled the pin...sitting here typing this before going to work tonight i am so glad i came home when i did as am guessing i would have been under the weather if i stayed.........great weekend and awsome to catch up with you lot again.....scariest moment of the weekend.........THE WALLIBIE PARK.......was very glad we all left in one piece..........:gob:i thought we were all going to be ok then that little fellar turned up with the grin that wouldnt go away.......Deliverence had nothing on that lot..............That women had a thing for Mr Sensible though eh........"your the stupid one " she said.........farkin hell i laughed......i thought you were the first to be bent over by the short fellar mate..........
Go on mate, you loved the wallibies and the old duck who runs the place. She was hot for you. :yes: Speaking of old ducks, hows the granny you took to the bar? You had a real thing for her too...


a few pictures
Great photos young fella. :niceone:


It's going to be interesting on what the total attendance was ? any ideas? I'd say lots more than was expected :yes:
According to the Stuff website (http://stuff.co.nz/timaruherald/3981835a6010.html) there was 3,000 there...they were expecting 2,200.

[miSTa]

Check out the fifth picture ... it came with the quote of the rally after mike called for a team kb skull "oh I cant my cans too full!!" good one Mr S :dodge: :yes:

AWesome Rally :Punk:

What a shocker of a photo...If only I could remember...:innocent:

[Ghost_Bullet]

A couple of action clips,
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My first time at this one, and the first time I have enjoyed it, yes yes I enjoyed it.... Even the master blaster firework display!!!! Now that was wicked, "Look and Learn Woodstock people"

And of course the Wet T, though no video, as ya cant upload vid here anymore. Just a pic of the team and the winner.

[Bren_chch]

great vids mate... cheers

[laRIKin]

Well it sounds like another great weekend.
It was a bit strange for me to turn up and then ride home.
But I still had a good day and found out how good the V11 was on a long trip.
I was hoping that it would be as good as my old MKIV and is was.
My day started at about 4am as some of the local girls where laughing as they walked passed my place and just as I was getting back to sleep they can back and this time arguing.
So after an hour (about 5am) I gave up and got up for a cup of tea and started to get ready for my trip and at 6am I was pushing my bike out to the street.

Well to cut it short I stop at Geraldine to have breakfast and top up the fuel tank.
Next stop Omarama for flue and on to the site to just miss some of the crew as they had gone shopping.
So my trip was half way though and I felt good after 460K's and 5 hours on the road.

Stayed on site for a few hours and tried to find this picnic but could not find them as they had to change location.

Because I was heading in the way I came I thought why not head home the same way and miss the traffic and I know what the roads were like.
So I did the same trip and this time I did not stop for food as I had a cooked meal with Nighthawk on site.
So I arrived back home still feeling good but a wee bit tired at about 6:30 pm 12 1/2 hours later hungry and had an early night.

Now I'm real happy with my new bike as I did about 10 hours of riding over a good range of roads and covered about 920k's fully loaded with gear.

The only down side is I may have bought a ticket to the Policeman's Ball on the Omarama to Tekapo straight. Bugger

[T.W.R]

According to the Stuff website (http://stuff.co.nz/timaruherald/3981835a6010.html) there was 3,000 there...they were expecting 2,200.

lols just a few :shutup:

[stimp]

What an awesome ride there and back,and I learnt heaps on how to ride picking lines and how not to pass thanks Ruralman, I meet heaps of great people and had lots of laughter mike and Mr sensible you guys crack me up.Thanks again for the great time look forward to catch up with you all and cheers for the coffee dale:rockon:

[Ghost_Bullet]

The Three fellas from Rangiora, Cust, Oxford
We rolled away from our mid-morning meeting at around 11.30am (I think our Greater leader may have been wonderin’ what if us Temp kiwi bikers get all taken out!!)

We rolled out through the Waimak Gorge, Rakia Gorge, and headin’ toward Geraldine
The need to stop for a Harley sputtering was needed at either Mount Somers or Stavley, do not remember (though there is a guy with a Big Horse, a BIG fist, and quite BIG colour-full words for us three, not that we even did anything)

A stop in Geraldine, to expel, and pretty much straight to the site via main drag.
Got to the site and there was a few there, but a lot less that the Saturday. Decided on a spot after a ride about the site and sitting debating like Nana’s (I hate indecision, but I am firkin good at it)
So first KB’ers to set camp there, ole Phaedrus looped the site a couple of times before I set him in the right direction, then came the Real Ole “Sensible” posse. Other KB’ers soon filtered in. Red Turkey had a pink ended tent, which every bugger was able to trip over the ropes on. It was on all different angle through out the night.

We were donated a bottle of Philipino Rum from a fello manager at work. I am mighty sure it was that that made my sleep on Fri night sleep hell :sick: (or it was that mixed with everything else) (or it was those fries that tasted like ass???:puke: )
The little drizzle did not dampen spirits at least.

Shiite there was a heap of peeps on Fri, and a hell-o-lot more Sat (I was surprised to hear of the stealth paddock behind the hedge with more tents. though you would have had to have been into acupuncture for sure with all the prickles/thistles)

Sat day/night was sweet; Red Turkey and I took a ride to Oamaru, where I had the thinnest fish fillet ever. Once I got another drink in me I began to feel better, but fear of the Sunday morning (which was much better than thought).
Pretty good entertainment and all.:Punk:
That night I happened to trip in some hole which threw my foot into Bushbashers tent rope, I over corrected and slammed me head into that low hung shed:thud: , I still got the scab on me head!!!! Thankfully I was not on me bike.
Straight home fairly early Sunday, Bushbasher’s bag opened somewhere on the road, and he lost his M-Hare Mug, (hope no one got there wheel on the glass):dodge:

All in all good one, Think me go 08 ….. bloody good, I am tired still and going to bed.:zzzz:

[NighthawkNZ]

According to the Stuff website (http://stuff.co.nz/timaruherald/3981835a6010.html) there was 3,000 there...they were expecting 2,200.


In spite of the event attracting even more entrants than last year, Senior Constable Clint Vallender of the Waimate police reported an incident-free weekend.

"They were all very well behaved. They are bike enthusiasts, not bikies."

Thats what I like to see and hear...

[miSTa]

What an awesome ride there and back,and I learnt heaps on how to ride picking lines and how not to pass thanks Ruralman, I meet heaps of great people and had lots of laughter mike and Mr sensible you guys crack me up.Thanks again for the great time look forward to catch up with you all and cheers for the coffee dale:rockon:

Glad to hear to hear you had blast. :Punk:

BTW it's all 98tls's fault, normally I'm quite shy and reserved :yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

BTW it's all 98tls's fault, normally I'm quite shy and reserved :yes:

Rigggghhhht.. I believe you... millions won't but I do...

[cynna]

when were the fireworks? never noticed them. missed the burnouts and the car being set on fire as well...

[cynna]

anyone got a spare copy of the timaru herald article. my bike is in the background in the trike pic. wouldnt mind a copy of the paper - or i suppose i could just print the article

[miSTa]

Rigggghhhht.. I believe you... millions won't but I do...
Thank you very much. :Punk:


when were the fireworks? never noticed them. missed the burnouts and the car being set on fire as well...
Where you even there is the question? :lol: Don't worry I missed the fireworks and the car myself...

[Ghost_Bullet]

when were the fireworks? never noticed them. missed the burnouts and the car being set on fire as well...

The fireworks... ha ha blink and they would have been missed, I heard two, and spun and captured one on the vid cam!!!!

[NighthawkNZ]

when were the fireworks? never noticed them. missed the burnouts and the car being set on fire as well...

I saw the car before it was in the fire, and the next morning... and saw one sky rocket thingy...

[Ghost_Bullet]

I saw the car before it was in the fire, and the next morning... and saw one sky rocket thingy...

See even you missed one.... did ya blink????

[NighthawkNZ]

See even you missed one.... did ya blink????

most likely :lol:

[scumdog]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'

[botb]

Love to know who the Ginga is ????? mmmmmm sounds dodgy and fireworks? what fireworks?

[T.W.R]

Should have seen this certain Ginga's International diplomacy in action at Fairlie :argue: Think he has aspirations to become part of the immigration council :shutup: :lol:
Shame the wee Norwegian bloke could hardly speak a word of English :shutup: I mean dangerese:no:

[98tls]

Yea but ginga is ginga in any language............:yes:

[dangerous]

MEWSFLASH:
a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female...

I wish...


Should have seen this certain Ginga's International diplomacy in action at Fairlie :argue: Think he has aspirations to become part of the immigration council :shutup: :lol:
Shame the wee Norwegian bloke could hardly speak a word of English :shutup: I mean dangerese:no:

ignerant little c@#t wasnt he, imagine the story by the time it gets back to Norwegian, just didnt take a hint did he...


Yea but ginga is ginga in any language............:yes:

damn right, well... maybe not in this case

[NighthawkNZ]

Should I ask???? yeah why not :yes:

What did the [dangerese code on] ignerant little c@#t [/dangerese code off] say or do??? :scratch:

[dangerous]

Should I ask???? yeah why not :yes:

What did the [dangerese code on] ignerant little c@#t [/dangerese code off] say or do??? :scratch:

OK... Ill take this one,
Fairly BP right? 1 row of pumps right? left lane busy, right lane empty... right?

a pack of motorcicles follow a car into the right lane... car stops at 1st pump, 1st bike to follow car in was a Guzzi... white fella in white car looks in mirror, MG rider signals move up, car driver looks down and fumbles around (at this poing MG rider thinks about backing up and riding around to next pump... but the car will want out 1st and if other bikes follow the car will get stuck in) SO... MG idles forward and bumps car... car driver delebratly eggnores still looking down... MG bumps again... still nothing... MG BUMPS harder... still the aragant c@$t egnores, c@#t gets out and walks to rear of car... MG rider asks very nicley "move the fuck up will ya" nothing, not a word... c@#t steps over front wheel of MG... MG idles forwaad and nearly climes up the boot.

NOW... maybe and just maybe this is were a wee tiny little ginga comes out, I err the MG rider jumps off tears the pump out of the pricks hand and shouts "you can fucking well wait" and proceeds to fill bike.

The prick stands and watches (stuban wee shit aye) bike rider finishs and returns the pump to the prick of a car driver and says "all you needed to do was drive up to the next pump mate"... in which the driver replyed (in beter english that I speak) "ohh, I didnt see you

dumb fuk... thats what they say after they pull out in front of you and put our sorry arses in horspiddle... didnt see you indeed

The other thing that really pissis me of at servos is the shit heads that fill up... see you waiting behind them... then bugger off in side to pay, fuck sake 9 times out a 10 theres a empty car park in front of them... for the record i always fill up then ride/drive out of the way for the next person.

[98tls]

Fair call ya nasty tempered ginga......................sounds like he deserved a thick ear........................

[dangerous]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'



OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraided about in frount of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shell this one :Punk:

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not ;)

[ajturbo]

OK... Ill take this one,
Fairly BP right? 1 row of pumps right? left lane busy, right lane empty... right?

a pack of motorcicles follow a car into the right lane... car stops at 1st pump, 1st bike to follow car in was a Guzzi... white fella in white car looks in mirror, MG rider signals move up, car driver looks down and fumbles around (at this poing MG rider thinks about backing up and riding around to next pump... but the car will want out 1st and if other bikes follow the car will get stuck in) SO... MG idles forward and bumps car... car driver delebratly eggnores still looking down... MG bumps again... still nothing... MG BUMPS harder... still the aragant c@$t egnores, c@#t gets out and walks to rear of car... MG rider asks very nicley "move the fuck up will ya" nothing, not a word... c@#t steps over front wheel of MG... MG idles forwaad and nearly climes up the boot.

NOW... maybe and just maybe this is were a wee tiny little ginga comes out, I err the MG rider jumps off tears the pump out of the pricks hand and shouts "you can fucking well wait" and proceeds to fill bike.

The prick stands and watches (stuban wee shit aye) bike rider finishs and returns the pump to the prick of a car driver and says "all you needed to do was drive up to the next pump mate"... in which the driver replyed (in beter english that I speak) "ohh, I didnt see you

dumb fuk... thats what they say after they pull out in front of you and put our sorry arses in horspiddle... didnt see you indeed

The other thing that really pissis me of at servos is the shit heads that fill up... see you waiting behind them... then bugger off in side to pay, fuck sake 9 times out a 10 theres a empty car park in front of them... for the record i always fill up then ride/drive out of the way for the next person.
my hero!!!!!

[scumdog]

OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraided about in frount of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shell this one :Punk:

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not ;)

You should see the pic - and whatever Buellbabe is pointing at must seem funny 'cos she's giggling her head off!!! (and you can't even SEE 'it')

And I think the aforementioned ginga was beyond caring if he even still has 'it'.

[dangerous]

You should see the pic - and whatever Buellbabe is pointing at must seem funny 'cos she's giggling her head off!!! (and you can't even SEE 'it')

And I think the aforementioned ginga was beyond caring if he even still has 'it'.

ohhh nooo... its slowley comming back, but if Im out for the count on the ground, BB is pointing, and the only camera that you will have checked out would be Rashika's... then who the hell in my pants?

[miSTa]

WTF you been up to D? Leave you alone for five minutes and you get yourself into all sorts of grief...:nono:

SD, I like your work, keep it up. :niceone:

[Rashika]

MMMM "Nightrod" had my butt print on it at about midnight what a bike! i want one lol.... QUOTE]
I reckon the nightrod at the HOG rally was better, black pipes and all...pics on the hog thread I think.
[QUOTE=scumdog;964946]MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

ahhh now I do remember that but cant remember who took the pic...twas funny tho! :innocent:

ohhh nooo... its slowley comming back, but if Im out for the count on the ground, BB is pointing, and the only camera that you will have checked out would be Rashika's... then who the hell in my pants?
nope wasn't me with the camera.....and you weren't quite out for the count, not by a LOOOOONG shot!


OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraded about in front of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shall this one :Punk:

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not ;)
I'd say yup... especially considering Buellbabe is such a delicate thing, sent her off with all sorts of odd visions about the policia running thru her head :shutup:

In Te anau now, heading to Wanaka today. 250mm of rain, HUGE WATERFALLS in Milford, road almost not open yesterday morn, took bus instead. Saw sites we normally wouldnt cos of the rain, bloody BEAUT!

[Ruralman]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'

Come on SD - wheres the photo - time it was shared with this small group of intimate friends known as KB!!:yes:

[scumdog]

ohhh nooo... its slowley comming back, but if Im out for the count on the ground, BB is pointing, and the only camera that you will have checked out would be Rashika's... then who the hell in my pants?


It WAS Rashika who had her hand in your pants - the 'reliable, confidential informant' was the one that took the picture:msn-wink:

Rashika had a can of KGB in one hand and ???? in the other so it couldn't have been her.:no:

And as for my 'striping' - I was 'unstriping' - getting dressed - and can't a man get dressed in his own house in peace without having to worry about bumping into women walking around the place?:innocent:

[xknuts]

Grumpy Ginga's, Hands down Pants! Whats this thread coming to? Getting back on track now, Why did the Blonde put bread crumbs down her pants? To get rid of the Thrush!.
Only saw "D" once and he was grumping 'bout spending $20 for a "FREE" dyno! Never seen again, Did he ride home in disgust?

[NighthawkNZ]

'bout spending $20 for a "FREE" dyno! Never seen again, Did he ride home in disgust?

well can you blame him... false advertising...

[doc]

well can you blame him... false advertising...
Think you guy's down there in the south are a bit tight. $20 seemed pretty good when you see the price of T shirts today. Plus you could wring the nut's out of your bike for everyone to see and they whispered the results so you wouldn't feel too embarrased. Would have been good with a L.E.D. Display so the crowd could see. Got a few pics of the drunk on the Buell doin a burnout if you want I could post them. (Of the guy too drunk to ride up to the stage)
Thought it was excellent rally. Sort of like the best of the Sulphur City Rallies they use to have on the Mainland.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Grumpy Ginga's, Hands down Pants! Whats this thread coming to? Getting back on track now, Why did the Blonde put bread crumbs down her pants? To get rid of the Thrush!.
Only saw "D" once and he was grumping 'bout spending $20 for a "FREE" dyno! Never seen again, Did he ride home in disgust?

I ran into Dangerreeees on my way to the dyno.... given it was said free... I was talked into going on over.... "D" was quick to fill me on the finer bits, and very convincingly talked me out of it... whew... and in hindsight I am pleased I did not bother.

Funny how the threads go all over the place... :lol:

[NighthawkNZ]

Think you guy's down there in the south are a bit tight. $20 seemed pretty good when you see the price of T shirts today.


don't want no t-shirt, I have enough of them already... its more the princple of it... if its not free don't say that is... I wouldn't mind paying $20 for a dyno test... but when its advertised as free... and its not really???


Plus you could wring the nut's out of your bike for everyone to see and they whispered the results so you wouldn't feel too embarrased.

I personally couldn't give a jack what my bike does or does not do... and wouldn't even take a guess... but I do know some people do... :dodge:

[botb]

I reckon the nightrod at the HOG rally was better, black pipes and all...pics on the hog thread I think.

K will check it out ... wasn't at that one :innocent:

[scumdog]

I personally couldn't give a jack what my bike does or does not do... and wouldn't even take a guess... but I do know some people do... :dodge:

Yep, I'd want to know if the '25KW Model' sticker on my bike was true, hate to think I was being ripped-off in the horse-power stakes.....

[doc]

don't want no t-shirt, I have enough of them already... its more the princple of it... if its not free don't say that is... I wouldn't mind paying $20 for a dyno test... but when its advertised as free... and its not really???



I personally couldn't give a jack what my bike does or does not do... and wouldn't even take a guess... but I do know some people do... :dodge:
Give the principles a miss and have some fun man. The stall owners don't make money they don't turn up next time, Rally starts loosing its appeal no one goes another one bites the dust I didn't fancy paying $6 for an RTD either but dehydration is a horrible sight. You will end up like us in the mainland with no where to go. Those VTR's don't make enough grunt to turn the Dyno over anyway do they ?ferk this should get a bite

[doc]

Yep, I'd want to know if the '25KW Model' sticker on my bike was true, hate to think I was being ripped-off in the horse-power stakes.....
Na that sticker refer's to the weight that can safely hang over the tank as is the case with most Hog owners they ignore convention and take lots of risk with that "attitude" thing. Usually measured with the number of badges they have. (Sort like the Military ) get heaps of medals/badges per event. Seen how many badges and patches you get for one Hog rally. Ask Miss January she would know.

[NighthawkNZ]

Those VTR's don't make enough grunt to turn the Dyno over anyway do they ?ferk this should get a bite

:yawn: :zzzz:

[gav]

I dunno, $20 for a dyno run and a tee shirt seems alright to me? Not worth getting ya knickers in a twist over, is it?
How accurate are those dyno's? Mate was telling me he had a dyno run done at a similiar event, he had a GSXR 7/11, thats a 1100 motor in 750 running gear, still ran old 750 bodywork etc. He had his run and the operator goes "there ya go mate 106hp!" Mate gave him an earful, about how shit his dyno was, told him his 1100 motor runs way more than 106. The dyno guy got really stressed when he mentioned it had an 1100 motor. "You never told me it had that, blah blah blah" Why would he need to tell him? Just run it up and see what it does, if the dyno is accurate why would you need to know? Our theory was, he has a lot of dyno runs already on his computer and just picks one to suit, hmmm, early GSXR750, piped , yeah he'd be happy just over a 100hp..... Or late model R1, few trick bits , lets saw 140ish, aye?
Why would the dyno guy need to know what engine was running?

[gav]

And as for my 'striping' - I was 'unstriping' - getting dressed - and can't a man get dressed in his own house in peace without having to worry about bumping into women walking around the place?:innocent:
Was the stripes from sun burn or something? :innocent:

[dangerous]

ahhh now I do remember that but cant remember who took the pic...twas funny tho! :innocent:

Well how the hell did it end up in SD's hands? he want even there, and I beter get a preview befor it gets anywere near the net :mellow:




and can't a man get dressed in his own house in peace without having to worry about bumping into women walking around the place?:innocent:
But in the girls bed room, honestly man... ya just a big show off:Punk:

[laRIKin]

I dunno, $20 for a dyno run and a tee shirt seems alright to me? Not worth getting ya knickers in a twist over, is it?
How accurate are those dyno's? Mate was telling me he had a dyno run done at a similiar event, he had a GSXR 7/11, thats a 1100 motor in 750 running gear, still ran old 750 bodywork etc. He had his run and the operator goes "there ya go mate 106hp!" Mate gave him an earful, about how shit his dyno was, told him his 1100 motor runs way more than 106. The dyno guy got really stressed when he mentioned it had an 1100 motor. "You never told me it had that, blah blah blah" Why would he need to tell him? Just run it up and see what it does, if the dyno is accurate why would you need to know? Our theory was, he has a lot of dyno runs already on his computer and just picks one to suit, hmmm, early GSXR750, piped , yeah he'd be happy just over a 100hp..... Or late model R1, few trick bits , lets saw 140ish, aye?
Why would the dyno guy need to know what engine was running?

Well from what little I know.
A mate of mine that use to work in a shop with it's own Dyno.
Said it is all down to the setting up of the Dyno.
And with a little effort you can make it say almost anything with in reason.
So if they are not setting up the Dyno properly (takes time) you will not get a correct reading.
And if they are still using the same Dyno that they made.
Well it's good, but not that good. (read between the lines).

[scumdog]

Well how the hell did it end up in SD's hands? he want even there, and I beter get a preview befor it gets anywere near the net :mellow:
But in the girls bed room, honestly man... ya just a big show off:Punk:

Ah yes, the evidential picture, it WILL be posted but my source shall remain confidential (as is all Police information - and we have spies EVERYWHERE, you would shit yourself if you knew how many cops were at a rally.:yes:

But 'all' will be revealed soon...

And I wished you had used capitals for the word 'BIG' in the second sentence!:innocent: :shutup:

[Ruralman]

Ah yes, the evidential picture, it WILL be posted but my source shall remain confidential (as is all Police information - and we have spies EVERYWHERE, you would shit yourself if you knew how many cops were at a rally.:yes:

But 'all' will be revealed soon...

And I wished you had used capitals for the word 'BIG' in the second sentence!:innocent: :shutup:

Chrissey will you please make him a cup of chamomile tea - he's getting a bit excited:nono:
Come on SD put up the bloody photo

[botb]

Dyno this Dyno that blah blah blah who cares .... (well some obviously) ya just get on it and ride it till it dies lol..... this test is probably intended to freak you out about your bike so you go and buy all the latest whistles and gadgets to stick on it to make it go faster or perform better ... thats great if you are racing bikes but whats the point other than a bit of competitive interest amongst friends???? :dodge: and my god i am definately going to get one of those masks you love SD so i can blame you if any inappropriate behaviour i may indulge in gets caught on film :dodge:

[xknuts]

Dyno this Dyno that blah blah blah who cares .... (well some obviously) ya just get on it and ride it till it dies lol..... this test is probably intended to freak you out about your bike so you go and buy all the latest whistles and gadgets to stick on it to make it go faster or perform better ... thats great if you are racing bikes but whats the point other than a bit of competitive interest amongst friends???? :dodge: and my god i am definately going to get one of those masks you love SD so i can blame you if any inappropriate behaviour i may indulge in gets caught on film :dodge:

Botb, I'll happily help you indulge.

[NighthawkNZ]

Botb, I'll happily help you indulge.

steady.... steady... down boy... :lol:

[98tls]

Dyno this Dyno that blah blah blah who cares .... (well some obviously) ya just get on it and ride it till it dies lol..... this test is probably intended to freak you out about your bike so you go and buy all the latest whistles and gadgets to stick on it to make it go faster or perform better ... thats great if you are racing bikes but whats the point other than a bit of competitive interest amongst friends???? :dodge: and my god i am definately going to get one of those masks you love SD so i can blame you if any inappropriate behaviour i may indulge in gets caught on film :dodge: Like you i couldnt give a rats about dynos but the point in buying go fast/handle better for me anyway is to make my bike a better ride.......simple really.......ive had alot of bikes over the years and am getting past the buy a new one every second year........am enjoying making an older bike with an awsome motor better in the areas which its fallen behind........suspension and brakes.........

[botb]

Botb, I'll happily help you indulge.

Keeeeeeewwwwwwlllll...... just don't trip me up with that zimmerframe of yours :Pokey:


Yes i understand where you are coming from about the better ride thing.... 98 or is that agent 99? te he he he gee i'm witty today :dodge:

[xknuts]

Keeeeeeewwwwwwlllll...... just don't trip me up with that zimmerframe of yours :Pokey: :

Zimmerframe! splutter, choke choke! I'll be putting trainer wheels on the Yellow Beast before I submit to a zimmerframe. he he
But indulging? Where can I buy a SD mask so I can be inappropriate?

[botb]

Zimmerframe! splutter, choke choke! I'll be putting trainer wheels on the Yellow Beast before I submit to a zimmerframe. he he
But indulging? Where can I buy a SD mask so I can be inappropriate?

Have a look on Tard me there's plenty of gnarly biker apparell for the likes of you old codgers trying to hide all the saggy bits and wrinklies:dodge: training wheels now that's probably what i need :scooter: but yes mask would be funny maybe we could all get one and ride round together what could we call ourselves?? ( this should get some bites ):Pokey:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Zimmerframe! splutter, choke choke! I'll be putting trainer wheels on the Yellow Beast before I submit to a zimmerframe. he he
But indulging? Where can I buy a SD mask so I can be inappropriate?

Here Skull Mask (http://host396.ipowerweb.com/~dbgearco/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=62&products_id=56&osCsid=54a2a3122c73c4554dc8ab719664c97a)

Here Skull Masks (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/SearchResults.aspx?searchType=0001-0026-3911-&searchString=skull+mask&searchRegion=100)

and Here For somethin different (http://www.docsleathers.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=163)

[xknuts]

Have a look on Tard me there's plenty of gnarly biker apparell for the likes of you old codgers trying to hide all the saggy bits and wrinklies::

Saggy bits n wrinkles! Is that what SD is hiding under that mask?

[scumdog]

Saggy bits n wrinkles! Is that what SD is hiding under that mask?

Nah, I wear it to keep the bugs outa my mo.

[botb]

Nah, I wear it to keep the bugs outa my mo.

:innocent: yer yer ok.... they are a bit of fun though kids love them!

[xknuts]

believe me, Kids are scared of them!

[MyGSXF]

they are a bit of fun though kids love them!


believe me, Kids are scared of them!

Gotta go with xk on this one.. I showed my little fella (4 1/2) a close up photo of me darlin Pa wearing his mask at the Otematata doo.. & well.. the poor little bugga bloody near shit himself... :shit: launched himself straight under my armpit to hide!!! honestly.. he was terrified!! :eek5:

(I on the other hand had to TRY terribly hard not to piss meself laughin at his reaction...... :innocent: knowing full well that the certain aforementioned character wearing said mask.. is actually as soft as a Persian puddy tat!!! :shutup: )

[botb]

OK maybe my kids have just got warped minds!!:Punk: *god i'm worried am i not a good mother????* must admit love Halloween i dressed up as a monster and sat in my rocking chair stock-still beside a bowl of lollies in my house and waited for the little "trickortreaters" and successfully managed to make 1 or 2 cry on the night!!!! was Greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatttttttt fun :innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

must admit love Halloween i dressed up

I just dress up in my bike leathers and go for a ride on that day... its a very realistic costume :innocent:

[Rashika]

well.... I'M BAAAAACK


Give the principles a miss and have some fun man. The stall owners don't make money they don't turn up next time, Rally starts loosing its appeal no one goes another one bites the dust I didn't fancy paying $6 for an RTD either but dehydration is a horrible sight. You will end up like us in the mainland with no where to go. Those VTR's don't make enough grunt to turn the Dyno over anyway do they ?ferk this should get a bite

yup agreed, BUT.... until this year the dyno HAS been free, and the queues have always been enormous...and that is in the real sense free, not the 'free but only if you buy a Tshirt' free. Kinda explains why there was only a couple in the queue. Think I'd rather take it to a shop and get it done there anyway, one day, maybe, just for curiosity's sake.
Somehow i think the March hare is here to stay for a while longer yet...it will always have my support :Punk:

[buellbabe]

Yep those southern KB'r certainly know how to look after you. They had Buell Babe up on the Dyno then they helped her get her bike up on the Burn OUT and she did a real good job, I even heard her reving the nuts out of it at 3am. She is a really cool lady do anything you want her to do with a bike. Dangerous really helped her do what ever she wanted to to do. Top guy...

hahahahahahaha...
damn! I was feeling right at home on AJs bike...

Back in Auck now after an awesome Sth Is Holiday.

The March Hare Rally rocked! My only complaint is that I missed some of the 'events' due to excessive partying/socialising!... when i checked my cell ph the next day there were a heap of messages wanting to know where the hell I was!!!


I enjoyed it so much I am planning on doing it again next year... and maybe the next year...etc...

[Bren_chch]

glad u got back ok, nice to meet ya!

[buellbabe]

back at ya mate!
Looking forward to checking out yr wicked beasty next time I am down that way ;-)


oops! just read that and realised it could be taken another way hahahaha

I am talking about yr bike of course!

[buellbabe]

Oh and I forgot to say that you Ch CH/ Southern KBrs are a bloody nice bunch of people!
Nice to meet you guys and gals...
Skirtstergirl... you NEED a Buell ;-) Its totally YOU!

[ajturbo]

Yep those southern KB'r certainly know how to look after you. They had Buell Babe up on the Dyno then they helped her get her bike up on the Burn OUT and she did a real good job, I even heard her reving the nuts out of it at 3am. She is a really cool lady do anything you want her to do with a bike. Dangerous really helped her do what ever she wanted to to do. Top guy...
sooo.. that is why i have to put a new back tire on .. and new oil .... and new........

[doc]

sooo.. that is why i have to put a new back tire on .. and new oil .... and new........My lips are sealed "What happens at Rallies stays at rallies"

[Bren_chch]

Looking forward to checking out yr wicked beasty next time I am down that way ;-)

come on now, dont be shy... i know exactly what you meant! :Punk:

[scumdog]

sooo.. that is why i have to put a new back tire on .. and new oil .... and new........


And that was just from leaving the drive-way of Chez Scumdog - let alone the rest of the trip.:gob:

[buellbabe]

he he he... well he did say to treat it as if it were my own...

[ajturbo]

he he he... well he did say to treat it as if it were my own...
when was that?????? lol

[buellbabe]

Don't you remember saying you trusted me and you knew I would look after it as if it were my own???:innocent:
And you KNOW how anal I am about my beasty!:love:

[ajturbo]

Don't you remember saying you trusted me and you knew I would look after it as if it were my own???:innocent:
And you KNOW how anal I am about my beasty!:love:
Oh shit.. ANOTHER drunking night that woman has taken advantage of me.... what else did i miss?....

[doc]

Oh shit.. ANOTHER drunking night that woman has taken advantage of me.... what else did i miss?....What she, Dangerous and Rashika were doin with your pride and joy.

[buellbabe]

OI! What happened to "what happens at rallies stays at rallies" ????????

[NighthawkNZ]

well you should have seen what they did after the burn out.... :gob: