Australian humour

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a 'roo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

[Mrs Busa Pete]

What are we on down time again. Very good. :Offtopic: How is your job hunting going.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Well why aren't you working??!! lol Got a job interview next Thursday. Awaiting to hear about another - hours are 8-6pm don't think I can handle that - they would have to pay me heaps. 1/2 hour less beauty sleep - christ at this stage in life - can't afford that!!
Mind you I have to get new tyres for the bike and new chain - very very soon! Might have to go moonlightin!! shit wd have to diet first lol "Do you need training madam?" Jesus I would hope not hehehe I figure I haven't got to this stage in my life without known a thing or two!! Can ya tell I'm bored lol

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I'm having a month off to have a bit of rnr after the shit year. Mate if i done some moonlight flits they would give me a $1 and want a $1.99 change so might just have to give thar a miss. I'm starting to get board not working now might have to go back soon. I'm like you looking for a new job i'm sick of working 7 days and i also want the weekends of now. I applyed with the houseing corporation so waiting to see if i get an interview.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Good on you - I never work weekends - have to ride!! Good luck with your interviews. Just had an agency send me 2 job descriptions - earlier in the week they told me I had to send an updated CV I told them they only had to add one line - i.e. where I've been working the last year - too hard for them - said I had to do it and I haven't - the other agency was pro-active and did it for me. So I had to laugh when I got the 2 emails just now. They lose out on the money cos the other agency has all the same jobs - not too bright are they!!

[Laava]

Good joke BMW! I like the sound of rodeo sex!

[Hillbilly]

There's another version here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34768